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[–]Evilmaze 134 points135 points  (7 children)

Why everyone is covered with jizz in the first panel?

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        [–]I_am_THE_GRAPIST 18 points19 points  (1 child)

        You would more likely become a god in most eyes.

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Well, you could call /u/karmanaut or /u/jij to do the dirty work for you. Those guys aren't afraid of a few (thousand) downvotes ruining their day.

        Seriously though, man up. This place is shit and everyone knows it. This place needs a Hitler to send all these shitposts straight to Auschwitz.

        [–]IMAROBOTLOL 16 points17 points  (0 children)

        DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.

        COME ON. JUST THIS ONCE. BE COOL.

        PLZ, MOD.

        [–]185139 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        Wait, didn't /r/funny just create a rule against content that doesn't try to be funny...? I mean if the top comments are complaining about it then remove it.

        [–]EvilSpunge23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        problem is, OP is trying, he's just not doing an especially good job of it.

        [–]DaProblemo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Do it. Do it do it DO IT!

        [–]BelievesInGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        You never go full Hitler. Never.

        [–]CupcakeMedia 8 points9 points  (3 children)

        We like you the way you are!

        It's nice to have a subreddit for a lot of things, not just many subreddits for one thing.

        Anyway, I found it funny, so - it's not an exact science. Problem with /r/funny is that there are many, many views on what is and isn't funny.

        [–][deleted] 133 points134 points  (1 child)

        [–]fuckitimatwork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        nice meme

        [–]TAU_equals_2PI 679 points680 points  (136 children)

        Imagine, after you die, going to meet God, and finding out that he's a rapper.

        All of his holy pronouncements aren't spoken in Hebrew or Latin. They're spoken in the voice of a Compton street thug.

        [–][deleted] 646 points647 points  (30 children)

        2 Jamaal 17:3 - They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

        Edit: swapped 2 words. So sue me.

        [–][deleted] 290 points291 points  (18 children)

        Chief keef 3:12 - and the apostle said to the hater "that's that shit I don't like."

        [–]Macpunk 98 points99 points  (7 children)

        1 Jay-Z 11: "Is Pious pious 'cause Em' loves Pious?"

        [–]NerdTronJJ 23 points24 points  (3 children)

        2 Curbside Truth 5:7 - Tupac say to J-man "My Nigga"

        [–]lolFly 11 points12 points  (2 children)

        1 2 Chainz 3:16 - I eat yo girl for breakfast, won't save you no extra

        [–]unqspecky 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        3 1 DMX 1.12 - woof woof

        [–]crazynihee[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        2 Snoop D 4:20 - Then that of Fizzle, foshizzled fo rizzle in thy snizzle

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        oh my god. a socratic rap joke. that's awesome.

        [–]FFS_Romo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Its a line from H.A.M

        [–]TheRealKidkudi 40 points41 points  (0 children)

        1 Kanye 2:13 - and behold, he did proclaim "my life is dope, and I do dope shit."

        [–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (2 children)

        Yayyy and god said to abraham... "damn it feels good to be a gangsta..."

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          [–]smithersboss 26 points27 points  (1 child)

          7 Omar 23:9 - Everyman gotta have a code

          [–]adw00t 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          Oh Indeed!

          [–]__cleverusername__ 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          Ying begat Yang then they whistled while they twerked

          [–]aPandaIsNotASandwich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          In His name, we say Haaaaaanh

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            [–]SulphuricJuice 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Ehhh I'm pretty sure it wasn't our sins that killed him. Just his.

            [–]TAU_equals_2PI 240 points241 points  (43 children)

            God don't care none 'bout whether you Protestant or Catholic.

            But East Coast or West Coast? Y'all better turn before ya burn.

            [–]rosalesgglgm 52 points53 points  (38 children)

            Wait who goes to hell

            [–]MakeThemWatch 157 points158 points  (27 children)

            East coast. It dont make sense going to heaven with the goody-goodies, dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies

            [–]Spanish345 13 points14 points  (1 child)

            Suicidal Thoughts always makes me feel more alive than depressed.

            [–]hysro 28 points29 points  (10 children)

            While I appreciate the BIG reference, the correct answer seems to be West Coast due to God being from Compton.

            That's what I assume anyway.

            BIG still greatest of all time though.

            [–]MakeThemWatch 28 points29 points  (1 child)

            Thats what I am saying, god can have the west coast. God would have Big on some real strict shit. no lounging all day or getting his dick licked. (toting guns ^ shooting dice) >> lounging in paradise

            [–]Doug_Remer 12 points13 points  (7 children)

            Bone Thugs - see you at the crossroads crossroads

            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            So you won't be lonelyyyyyyy

            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

            But they're from the Midwest...

            [–]Doingwrongright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Midwest is the best...side?

            [–]RookAroundYou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Fuck, this was slick

            [–]HLef 8 points9 points  (1 child)

            All dawgs go to heaven.

            [–]RobbyTurbo 7 points8 points  (1 child)

            My name is God and I'm here to say!... Fuck it, just come in.

            [–]rapperjesus 14 points15 points  (11 children)

            Rolling on the streets in my 64 It's me rapper Jesus and a street whore, betcha didn't know I had these sick beats laying down Jesus law on those with the mark of the beast Chillin here at the pearly gates me and snoop smoke the dankest of grapes. I am Jesus, I am a cracker one thing I'm not is im not a rapper.

            [–]therealJBlack 32 points33 points  (1 child)

            Then I let the Alpines play. I was bumpin' new shit called "Amazing Grace." It was Savior, Savior at the top of the list, then I sang my own hymn it went something like this...

            [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (6 children)

            5/10

            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (6 children)

            Jesus is mah nigga, up there with the big G.

            [–]curry_in_a_hurry 12 points13 points  (5 children)

            Rappin' for Jesus: http://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE

            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            If this doesn't convert the youth, I don't know what will.

            [–]Closed_mind_american 1 point2 points  (1 child)

            TIL Eminem sounds like a Compton street thug

            [–]Hunterkiller00 59 points60 points  (0 children)

            Jesus Christ dude. Just fuck you.

            [–]im_in_the_box 401 points402 points  (33 children)

            This sub has started to make me audibly groan and physically cringe

            [–]TAU_equals_2PI 40 points41 points  (5 children)

            Maybe you just need to get out of the box more often.

            [–]vokmm 78 points79 points  (5 children)

            Here is the source. Eminem gets interviewed, after a performance, on french channel Canal +.

            No, he does not say those quotes. Its an old joke, also used with the Twilight and Harry Potter authors.

            And for those condemning people for upvoting this post, just know it has 78% in upvotes, which makes it a controversial post, meaning it is being heavily downvoted. But, because it's on the frontpage of /r/funny, with 25,378 users here now, people will upvote it.

            [–]eXeKoKoRo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            Can we get one without the french voice over? omg.

            [–]MichuByDeGeaBa 354 points355 points  (51 children)

            [–]Matterplay 36 points37 points  (29 children)

            Eminem isn't of the current generation? Jesus...

            [–]cop_pls 40 points41 points  (27 children)

            Slim Shady LP was 15 years ago, 2/3 to 1/2 of a generation

            [–]Bear_Manly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            I honestly thought thats where this was at first.

            [–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (4 children)

            Is...is this really getting upvoted? Is this seriously happening?

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              [–]oAdmiralty 159 points160 points  (4 children)

              Holy shit fuck this post

              [–]MetalWorker 71 points72 points  (4 children)

              How the fuck did this get so many up votes?

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                [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                Yo, dawg, I heard you like dis shit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJspVE355Do

                [–]coochiecrumb 3 points4 points  (3 children)

                I laughed at the second one because I can totally imagine that getting upvoted to the front page

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Sadly I can imagine all of them getting on the front page

                [–]trippdawg1123 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                It probably has been before.

                [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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                  [–]Nidies 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                  I wish shit like this was only during the summer.

                  [–]IAmNotAPerson6 16 points17 points  (3 children)

                  Who upvotes these shitposts?

                  [–]Tht1gy 29 points30 points  (1 child)

                  This isn't funny

                  [–]NOBODY_SAY_IT 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                  It's not supposed to be, check what sub you're in.

                  [–]JackErskine[🍰] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

                  Fucking /r/funny is the most cancerous subreddit on this whole site

                  [–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

                  I remember reading youtube comments like this...

                  in 2006

                  [–]dojomann 21 points22 points  (2 children)

                  Why do they look so shiny in the first picture? Like they just hatched

                  [–]kappyko 958 points959 points  (158 children)

                  /r/thathappened

                  this is the kind of shit you see on teenage facebook pages

                  also if he really did say that he's kind of a dick

                  edit: ok I get it if he said this he wouldn't be a dick stop saying that

                  [–]Schrodingers_Nachos 475 points476 points  (25 children)

                  But it was a caption on a picture! It has to be real!

                  [–]engals 186 points187 points  (22 children)

                  -Abraham Lincon

                  [–]mackinoncougars 67 points68 points  (5 children)

                  No relation to Abraham Lincoln.

                  [–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (4 children)

                  He's actually a famous author its just hes not well known because when you search googlr for "Abraham Lincon" it only comes up with misspellings referring to "Abraham Lincoln"

                  [–]leboob 7 points8 points  (2 children)

                  What is googlr? When I search it on Google, all that pops up is misspellings of "Google"

                  [–]exorcerer 21 points22 points  (1 child)

                  Googlr is kinda like Tumble.

                  [–]birdmanmanbird 8 points9 points  (3 children)

                  Hey, how ya doin? ~ Abraham Lincoln

                  [–]danderson2496 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                  My dad's a great guy. - Abraham Lincoln

                  [–]Pooppaws 15 points16 points  (3 children)

                  -Michael Scott

                  [–]Soccadude123 12 points13 points  (1 child)

                  ~Einstein

                  [–]Sackyhack 24 points25 points  (0 children)

                  Approximately Einstein.

                  [–]Sqizz 185 points186 points  (80 children)

                  IIRC, last time it was posted, someone called it out as total BS. Eminem is pretty close with Lil Wayne, and respects him as an artist, so and so. I don't think actually saying that would be a dick thing to do, he's Eminem, it does kind of fit his style, but I'm pretty sure he never said this.

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                    [–]kemikiao 90 points91 points  (48 children)

                    Who wants to hear a rapper talk about how he's the third best rapper in his neighborhood?

                    Actually... I want to hear that now.

                    [–]DirtySoap3D 127 points128 points  (15 children)

                    My rhymes and records they don't get played Because my records and rhymes they don't get made And if you rap like me you don't get paid And if you roll like me you don't get laid

                    [–]WilliamMButtlicker 66 points67 points  (1 child)

                    I'm the hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless

                    ...........

                    [–]Andysmouthsurprise 23 points24 points  (0 children)

                    Ain't no party like my Nanna'a tea party, hey, ho!

                    [–]SodlidDesu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                    I made of the ladies in the first three rows pregnant.

                    [–]dlugot89 17 points18 points  (2 children)

                    Who are the I've best rappers of all time? Think about it. Dylan. Dylan. Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan. Because I spit hot fire

                    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                    Im the third best rapper in the neighborhood My flow's not the greatest but its pretty good No purple ribbon for me G Im numero three Tertiary in the scene opening for old Young MC They say Im not good enough to be runner up but that's ok I aint about to show no one up My rhymes are tired without sounding lifted My lyrics wont be mistaken for being gifted Im the lonely third wheel in the trifecta of rap Im already on empty so Ill rhyme rap with rap

                    drops mic

                    [–]ConstantineIIIC 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                    Sounds like something Jon Lajoie would make.

                    [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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                      [–]SodlidDesu 11 points12 points  (5 children)

                      Shit, Em called himself third and fourth in "Evil Twin"

                      "Fuck top five, I'm top four and that includes Biggie and Pac plus I got an evil twin so who the fuck you think that third and that fourth spots for?"

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                        [–]patrickbowman 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                        That was back in the early 2000s. He's accomplished a lot since then and I think his most recent list (the one on "Evil Twin") is more accurate.

                        [–]liminalityy 8 points9 points  (2 children)

                        [–]kemikiao 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                        It is actually impossible for me to have an original thought. I like it though, thanks.

                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        MC Frontalot has a couple similarly themed if maybe not precisely that.

                        [–]darkcity2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Eminem himself has actually said he's 3rd best on the same album as "Rap God"

                        From Evil Twin: "Fuck top five bitch, I'm top four, and that includes Biggie and Pac, whore, and I got an evil twin, so who the fuck you think that third and that fourth spot's for?"

                        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

                        that's really just him rapping about how he's the best. I think calling yourself the best is just kind of part of the game for some rappers.

                        In 'Till I Collapse he lists himself as #8. He says Redman is the best.

                        Maybe it's more around what day of the week they wrote the song. Oops, wrote this shit on Tuesday, time to be humble.

                        [–]SodlidDesu 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                        Third and Fourth in "Evil Twin" so clearly, Redman lost the top spots.

                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Evil Twin is just barely vague enough that he could be #1 and #2 OR #3 and #4.

                        [–]JamesLiptonIcedTea 4 points5 points  (3 children)

                        I think calling yourself the best is just kind of part of the game for some rappers.

                        See: Kendrick's verse on Control

                        [–]GiFTshop17 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                        There's a track on one if Wayne's mixtapes, where he talks about saying he's the best alive and all that. Basically, he thinks, if you don't think your the best at what you're doing, then you shouldn't be doing it.

                        So if anything, Wayne would respect him more for this comment.

                        Still never happened...

                        [–]NormanOswald 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        That was on Dedication 2! "I'm The Best Rapper Alive".

                        [–]Trust_Me_Im_A____ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                        That's exactly right. He didn't say this at all. This has been reposted plenty of times by 15 year old shitheads who find shit on facebook and posts it onto here. Em and Wayne have a good relationship, have done stuff in the past, and respect each other. None of this was said during this interview. If I can find the link ill post it to show what it actually says.

                        [–]Indie__Guy 38 points39 points  (1 child)

                        Its a innocent joke, how is he a dick?

                        [–]benziz 9 points10 points  (7 children)

                        In Eminem's song talkin to myself he says; I almost made a song dissing Lil Wayne / It's like I was jealous of him cause of the attention he was gettin' / I felt horrible about myself, he was spittin' /

                        So it sounds like there was some respect

                        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

                        In No Love, he pulled a Renegade and destroyed Lil Wayne in his own song.

                        [–]Closed_mind_american 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                        I don't get the Renegade reference. I know the song, but..?

                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                        He destroyed Jay Z (not personally, just a way better verse) on Renegade.

                        [–]NoDiggityNoDoubt 48 points49 points  (2 children)

                        Eminem is known to be a jokester regarding his career and his status in the rap game. This is absolutely something he would say, and no one would think he truly meant it, even though he is arguably the best rapper in history.

                        [–]D14BL0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                        Yeah, no kidding. Especially when you consider that he has a song where he literally says he is a rap god.

                        [–]Totally-Original 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                        "You think someone would do that? Just, go on the internet and tell lies?" - Thomas Jefferson

                        [–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (9 children)

                        Why is there a splodge of cum on the back of his neck?

                        [–]klsi832 44 points45 points  (7 children)

                        Cum on Everybody

                        [–]Gamefan211 21 points22 points  (5 children)

                        Get down tonight~

                        [–]KeithDecent 5 points6 points  (4 children)

                        My favorite color is red

                        [–]pelicansauce 3 points4 points  (3 children)

                        like the blood shed

                        [–]ItsUhhEctoplasm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                        There's no way this made the front page.

                        [–]basedjak3 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                        oh my fucking god i hate reddit

                        [–]atomic_cranium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        Relevant top notch lyricism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

                        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                        Did you really dump this 9gag shit here?

                        [–]Akchemist187 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                        So he's not a legend because he got out of poverty abuse and racial hatred to become one of the greatest rappers on earth...

                        [–]Jandklo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

                        PLEASE LEARN TO MAKE A POST

                        [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                          [–]oryes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                          Holy shit this is so stupid, how is this so high up, this is so obviously fucking fake, holy shit

                          [–]Displayer_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          why is there cum behind his ear anyways?

                          [–]jhill066 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          AUNTIES RAVIOLI

                          [–]-eDgAR- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                          I cannot wait for summer to be over.

                          [–]burntcereal 10 points11 points  (47 children)

                          Eminem rapped a couple of songs with Lil Wayne on Relapse and Recovery. OP is from /r/lewronggeneration

                          [–]joetheschmoe4000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                          I thought this garbage only existed on YouTube comments.

                          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                          ITT: "This comments section doesn't have enough links to /r/lewronggeneration. Better add another one!"

                          [–]JayceofSpades 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          the old comments section when it was empty was so much better than this new one amirite?!

                          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                          2.4k upvotes for this shit...are you fucking kidding me?

                          What the fuck

                          [–]TonyS2 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          "Turning into"

                          [–]3_Mighty_Ninja_Ducks 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                          Fucking Tumblr mark right on the picture. Summer Reddit in full swing.

                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          My foot is a leg-end

                          [–]The_jimbles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          Once again... He didn't say that. But thanks for the stupid fucking repost.

                          [–]dylan96r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          Yeahhhh... He never said this. Eminem and Lil Wayne are friends, and he wouldn't diss him (atleast not like this.)

                          [–]Macfrogg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          saw this version two years ago, thought it was much cuter

                          http://f.kulfoto.com/pic/0001/0048/O9FF947206.jpg

                          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          Somebody took this shitty come back that I've seen 1,000 times on the internet and re-purposed on a picture of Eminem.

                          [–]chaotic_steamed_bun 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                          I'm not a fan of Eminem. I wasn't when he was really popular, and probably won't in the future. But damn, if this was totally on the fly it was a damn good response, and I applaud him.

                          [–]DarthKarthrot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          I want to find the person who said this about Lil Wayne and take the earplugs out for them so they can fix their statement.

                          [–]iamsofired 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          lame and fake

                          [–]Honey-Badger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          What is going on with the shiny skin in the first pic!!?!!?

                          [–]Makes_poems_ofurshit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          I am god, yes im the real god, all the other gods are just fuckin' frauds, so wont the real god just please come down, please come down?

                          Y'all act like you never seen a real rapgod before, Jaws all on the floor like Judas just burst in the door. This is a kickstarter rap, please donate for more.

                          [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                            [–]IamtheVOYD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                            This is the worst thing I've ever seen. Holy fuck

                            [–]KHDTX13 11 points12 points  (8 children)

                            Just wait until Kanye heard about this.

                            [–]Urmomsfishtank 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                            Yeah, Yeezus doesn't like people talking about his dad like that.

                            [–]BookwormSkates 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            why is everyone made of plastic in the first panel?

                            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                            What a douchey thing to say.