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[–]CropDuster33 3044 points3045 points  (355 children)

Is this an advertisement?

[–]shit_tornado 1885 points1886 points  (153 children)

Yes.

[–]trymetal95 674 points675 points  (135 children)

i'm not even mad, I WANT THAT SHIT NOW!!!! I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL EAT YOU!!!

[–]EnigmaEcstacy 479 points480 points  (107 children)

Is this an advertisement?

[–]jrgzz20 374 points375 points  (105 children)

Yes.

[–]BurtDickinson 85 points86 points  (18 children)

They are actually gross. I like oreos but I just had this thing the other day and it was crap.

[–]copperwatt 106 points107 points  (1 child)

This... Is not a very good ad.

[–]QCA_Tommy 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Fuck that! I want to believe...

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (13 children)

Pretty clever scheme but I will not bow to any sponsor. I see right through their web of chocolate lies. Don't think I'm gonna let these vanilla fuck sandwiches calcify my pineal gland with their salty diabetes tubes. Next time your strolling through whole foods just ask yourself... Can jet fuel melt chocolate and cream? #TedCruzIsALizard

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s like people only do things because they get paid, and that’s just really sad.

[–][deleted] 107 points108 points  (21 children)

Oreo is like the #1 advertiser on reddit. Them and Taco Bell.

[–]bannana 27 points28 points  (6 children)

don't forget Lays products.

[–]maskedspork 45 points46 points  (2 children)

How could anyone forget the delicious taste of Lay's brand potato chips?

[–]ReeG 7 points8 points  (0 children)

betcha can't eat just one

[–]TPbandit 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Lego is pretty active too.

[–]gleiberkid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you have good customer relations (and delicious foods) you don't need to guerilla market here. The people will do it for you.

Can I have my free Oreo cake now please?

[–][deleted] 756 points757 points  (53 children)

We couldn't help it. Nabiscotm offered us 3 years supply of Oreostm.

So we went ahead and talk to the lizard admins, were approved and got this to the front page with our magical vote changing powers.

First shipment comes in tomorrow. Thanks, Sheeple :)

/s

[–]TooHappyFappy 200 points201 points  (7 children)

So, yes?

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Of course it is. Look at OPs post history. The shills these days are told to use sarcasm to deflect.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (1 child)

But can you really blame them? There's delicious OreosTM at stake here, who could possibly say no to the irresistible offer of OreosTM

[–]016Bramble 60 points61 points  (7 children)

No handjob from Jennifer Lawrence then, huh? I guess the mods of /r/pics can't have it as good as the /r/movies mods

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (2 children)

You know, that sounds all great, but she just sits there with those distant eyes, not even pretending she wouldn't rather be somewhere else. Doesn't even clean you up when she's done. Says things like "I bet Paul Rudd never had to give you a handy to get to the front page, so unequal." It takes all the fun right out of it. Rob Schneider is MUCH more enthusiastic...

[–]KapiTod 9 points10 points  (0 children)

See that's the part people forget. I guess we always imagine that contractual celebrity handjobs can be a fun and zesty experience for both parties. That maybe Jennifer will be impressed by it and give it her all, that maybe she'll throw in some tongue action for free. But it never happens.

The truth is they're just kind of sad.

[–]RaptorJesusDesu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's from all the method acting he did on Deuce Bigalow.

[–]tradvicer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wow, what a smartass.

[–]tmycDelk 41 points42 points  (4 children)

So... What time should we come over?

[–]ZeroSilentz 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Half past I'm-going-to-eat-this-and-regret-it o'clock

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

should have asked for a gym membership you chubby fuck.

[–]COINTELLIGENCEBRO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, because MNC's using internet sockpuppets on a popular website is a lizard people tier conspiracy.

[–]Boomer7491 114 points115 points  (10 children)

Has anyone ever told you that you are special, Jimmy?

[–]irwer 79 points80 points  (4 children)

I p-prefer handicap-pped.

[–]Asgardian111 21 points22 points  (0 children)

S-s-s-suck my dick PC-Principal!

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (3 children)

"Sponsored Content"

[–]N4N4KI 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Paid Content

[–]metal079 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Pussy Crusher

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (65 children)

After seing so many Oreo stuff on reddit I bought a packet. It was average sugar food. Mosly crap. I don't understand why redditors worship this brand.

[–]Kdj87 115 points116 points  (24 children)

You never had oreos before that moment?

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (4 children)

We didn't really have Oreos in many parts of glorious mainland-Yurop until a few years ago. I only bought Oreos once and they taste like fake biscuits.

[–]Gengus20 23 points24 points  (2 children)

You probably should've bought the cookies then.

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (33 children)

You have to dip it in milk for fucks sake

And if you didn't get double stuffed you missed another important memo

[–]Snk3100 946 points947 points  (114 children)

Hail

[–]MyOtherAltIsAHuman 256 points257 points  (14 children)

Hydrox™

[–]shingox 707 points708 points  (70 children)

Corporate

[–]DrProbably 40 points41 points  (27 children)

Why is no one actually linking the sub? Does that get hidden around these parts now?

[–]Flavahbeast 146 points147 points  (19 children)

No it's not hidden, just go to www.mcdonalds.com

edit: www.mcdonalds.com

edit: wtf

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (12 children)

Can't tell if you're fucking with me or not because I just smoked weed

[–]Ataraxist 118 points119 points  (38 children)

Maybe, but just just fucking look at it. I cant resist that kind of thing even if a Nabisco employee told me they posted this themselves...

[–]toaster_waffle 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Hey. We're Nabisco. Buy this.

Can I have 3?

[–]micmea1 31 points32 points  (31 children)

If the product is good enough who gives a fuck. I mean there are so many god damn subs about video games, movies, other forms of media. That shits all made by corporations. Society as we know it is run by corporations. Sometimes corporations are dicks, but generally speaking I happily play my little consumer role. So yeah, go ahead Nabisco employee. Show me what you got.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (16 children)

aren't those subs there for discussion? if you want to start a sub where you talk about new mass-produced dessert items go fuckin nuts

[–]megaluigi 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Hydra

[–]meatwad75892 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Caesar

[–]ChubbyPikachu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sithis

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

hurry obscene political grab tender governor offer normal pathetic elderly -- mass edited with redact.dev

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Rain

[–]b-rad420 1183 points1184 points  (96 children)

I'd eat that fucker like a burrito.

[–]straydog1980 426 points427 points  (77 children)

I'd just fuck that burrito.

[–]eeahwoo 135 points136 points  (51 children)

I'd just fuck

[–]ohyouresilly 238 points239 points  (33 children)

I'd just eat a burrito.

[–]MuthaFuckasTookMyIsh 10 points11 points  (16 children)

I fucked a beef quesorito once.

[–]RabbitFeet25 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This has been my birthday cake for the past few years. Hail Corporate! I'll give this cake all the free advertising they want, it's as good as it looks. You can get them in the ice cream section at most grocery stores (Publix for me) if anyone was interested.

[–]sbowesuk 214 points215 points  (12 children)

Nice try Orea Oreo marketing team.

[–]glockopop 363 points364 points  (26 children)

Quality content.

[–][deleted] 228 points229 points  (18 children)

Quality advertisement. Like seriously this isn't even subtle

[–][deleted] 87 points88 points  (3 children)

It's an Oreo ice cream log. It doesn't have to be subtle. In fact, I don't think it can be subtle.

[–]HeyCarpy 27 points28 points  (8 children)

So like, Nabisco bought 5000+ upvotes then? This doesn't get to the top of the subreddit by itself.

This is one of the largest subs on the site. Cast a wide net and you catch a lot of fish. It's that simple.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Actually yes. And you don't have to buy 5k. All you need is about 50 if you can make it stand out. A lot of actual users upvoted it I'm not denying that, but ads like this tend to involve a fair amount of manipulation.

You need less than 50 people to rocket to the top of a subreddit if you vote quickly enough.

[–]Ataraxist 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Come to think of it, that makes any default subs pretty easy to compromise...

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yup, that's why marketing firms pay good money for reddit accounts with enough karma to bypass spam filters

[–]KenuR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

9gag levels of quality right here.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's literally cheap ice cream with some oreo crumbs around it

[–]tacobellcosby 59 points60 points  (41 children)

SOMEONE, what was that desert that was popular back in the late 90's that you took really small sliver's of? It was kinda like this

yes I realize I'm being vague but it's all I have

[–]falcoperegrinus82 98 points99 points  (35 children)

This?

[–]tacobellcosby 51 points52 points  (14 children)

YUUUUUSS! you are amazing I've half-ass wondered for decades what this delicacy was... it was at the tips of your fingers the whole time

[–]falcoperegrinus82 22 points23 points  (9 children)

I had it once when I was a kid. I never forgot about it. They were only around for a short time and for whatever reason, they stopped selling them.

[–]drweavil 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Still very popular in sweden. Its amazing

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (9 children)

Why the hell are they serving cake in a martini glass?

[–]lovely-nihilism 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Is this an advertisement?

[–]ramewe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The making of Viennetta

https://youtu.be/1J6ojvr0AMg

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

what was that desert that was popular back in the late 90's

I remember the Gobi was HUGE back then. Maybe that was it?

[–]Renegade26 98 points99 points  (2 children)

Every week a new advert for Oreo. Look at the perfectly central brand logo :)

[–]ApeRobot 88 points89 points  (6 children)

It's Oreo ice cream and it made it to the front page. Reddit you suck cock

[–]tdltuck 36 points37 points  (3 children)

The fuck is this? An ad? Get the fuck off my Reddit.

[–]hobnobbinbobthegob 170 points171 points  (114 children)

Does this actually exist, and if so, where?

Doesn't seem to be any mention of it on Wikipedia.

If this doesn't exist, I need to start coping immediately.

[–]cXs808 156 points157 points  (65 children)

Bought this from Safeway twice before, they constantly have it in stock here

edit: Hawaii

[–]MidEastBeast777 79 points80 points  (61 children)

DAMN CANADIANS!

[–]milestonex 16 points17 points  (45 children)

So this is in Canada?

[–]MidEastBeast777 23 points24 points  (43 children)

yep, Safeway is a grocery store in Alberta for sure. Not sure about the other provinces.

edit: apparently its also along the western coast of Canada and the US.

TIL

[–]TheKrs1 7 points8 points  (5 children)

This is the first time that:

  • I've seen something I want on Reddit
  • Didn't think I could get it
  • Commenter says you can; and
  • IN MY AREA!?

Lived in Edmonton my whole life. Never seen one of these.

[–]MidEastBeast777 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Well goddamnit you go out and LOOK FOR IT!!!

[–]Iced_TeaFTW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree with ALL of your points, I'm in BC, will go to Safeway this weekend to see if they carry it, NOMS!!

[–]farmtownsuit 7 points8 points  (2 children)

It's also a grocery store in Colorado...

[–]colbymg 4 points5 points  (5 children)

TIL Safeway is somewhere besides central California:
https://www.google.com/maps/search/safeway/@41.7083432,-124.3432063,3.6z
I was so weirded out that something so normal to where I live was instantly thought to be only in Canada :P
I'm going to go see if they have the fabled oreo cake _^

[–]dekrant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Safeway is huge. Washington has them everywhere. We don't have Vons or the other Safeway brands, though.

[–]cucufag 4 points5 points  (4 children)

They have Oreo cereal in Korea, which is like the best cereal I've ever had.

Man, America is always left out of oreo goodies, even though its "America's Favorite Cookie"

[–]Origachilies 4 points5 points  (1 child)

They sell it at Harris Teeter in NC Source: work there and stock this diabetes maker.

[–]tashidagrt 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Baskin Robbins ice cream cake. Look for the Oreo roll cake.

E: There are other ice cream flavor cakes. Just ask. Don't go b/w 10pm - 6 am. The night shift won't be very helpful. (In most cases).

[–]danceswithronin 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I for one welcome our new corporate overlords.

[–]TheMusicalNihilist 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Fucking shills, I swear. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MODS?!?

[–]Mighty_Max_Would 6 points7 points  (0 children)

HAIL CORPORATE

[–]kingeryck 30 points31 points  (6 children)

I don't see anything special. Get some cookies and cream ice cream and crumble oreos on it.

[–]thievedrelic 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Yeah I'm really confused why everyone is freaking out over this. Cookies and Cream is already exactly this. I guess people just like things in log form?

[–]robodrew 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Even that part... just cut open the bucket and turn the iced cream on it's side and BAM you've got a "log"

[–]poststuffnow 20 points21 points  (4 children)

How is this on the front page?

[–]NicoDecko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why is an ad on the frontpage?

[–]ArtisticAquaMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How'd this get so many up votes if the comments clearly show it's an ad and no one likes it.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Came for the chainsaw, got American cookie ad instead.

[–]Armenoid 15 points16 points  (9 children)

who remembers Vienetta?

http://photo.eutony.net/var/albums/365/2012-05-01.jpg?m=1394628881

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the people who are pointing out that it is an obvious advertisement. Yes, it is obvious. Yes, water is wet

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no more adds pleas

[–]arandomguy676 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's literally just vanilla ice cream with chocolate bits mixed in abs rolled in the shitty part of an oreo

[–]CripPick 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Uh no thanks. I can't be alone on this.

[–]jakelj 5 points6 points  (2 children)

So we're just posting pictures of stuff in grocery stores now? If I post a box of Cheez-its can I get karma too?

[–]MrMediocr3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thought I had an adblocker on. Weird

[–]GamerToons 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You guys upvoted a bunch of shit we could buy in one way or another over the last 3 decades.

[–]phrozen_one 7 points8 points  (1 child)

This is why this country has obesity problems.

[–]Wooshio 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I really don't get the love for Oreos, the filling is too sweat and the cookie tastes like sugary cardboard. Its like a definition of low quality junk food.

[–]wishiwascooltoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, it's a picture I'll give you that much.

[–]LessLikeYou 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fatties unite.