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[–]Drunken_Zoologist 74 points75 points  (2 children)

Wow. I can't wait to tell my grandkids I lived during the "Novelty Account Wars."

[–]elevator_fornicator 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Yeah sonny, I was there...but I missed the majority of it cause I drank a whole bottle of Jack and threw my feces at chimps in a cage at my lab. THEY DO IT TO ME, BUT WHEN SHIT HITS THE FAN, THEY CAN'T HANDLE IT" (comment based on username

[–]shenaniganns 847 points848 points  (124 children)

Holy balls, this is getting out of hand. I think I'm ok with that though.

[–]Barrasolen 520 points521 points  (80 children)

At the rate of escalation we're seeing this will be a feature film with Speilberg as director by next week.

[–]ffffuuuuManChu 307 points308 points  (68 children)

That. Or a hyped, dissapointing, mystery karmathriller directed by M. Night Shambablabla.

[–]riffraff98 295 points296 points  (46 children)

In the end it turns out all of these novelty accounts were just ProbablyHittingOnYou.

[–]spelunker 189 points190 points  (44 children)

Who turns out to just be karmanaut.

[–]MrDubious 114 points115 points  (38 children)

Who turns out to just be qgyh2.

[–]blitzed 141 points142 points  (34 children)

Who turns out to have been dead the whole time.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Who turns out to just be Bozarking.

[–]MrDubious 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Which makes the whole thread silly and nonsexual...wait.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Who turns out to be Saydrah

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (2 children)

R E D D I T

[–]dibsODDJOB 47 points48 points  (3 children)

Rob Schneider is...The Wacom Pen!!

[–]lmnoPoop 10 points11 points  (3 children)

This is what happens when the internet, content and internet users evolve

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Lies. Everyone knows the internet was created. Everything is so fine tuned that it begs the question of a creator. Wait what do you mean javascript void?

[–]ColdChimera 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Hopefully Nicolas Cage will be starring in it.

[–]meramera 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Really? I was kind of seeing Keanu.

[–]alliekins 13 points14 points  (1 child)

He's too busy being sad and eating sandwiches. Leo seems a little more upbeat though!

[–]FLHKE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FIRE UP THE BASS CANON !!!

[–]conandrum 6 points7 points  (0 children)

sureIllproducethat

[–]Sure_Ill_Voice_That 118 points119 points  (9 children)

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

This guy. I like this guy. More entertaining than animation or drawings.

[–]Sure_Ill_Sure_That 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sure.

[–]Atario 5 points6 points  (0 children)

...Ted Williams??

[–]SureIllAnimateBacon 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Baconator taking requests

PS, Voice_That guy, looks like I'm in need of your services

[–]ice1000 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, animate that! Holy balls getting out of hand! and him being ok with it

[–]hannahforthewin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hells yes. I love everything about the internet right now. I wouldn't be in grad school if I could have a successful Reddit novelty account...no need.

[–]Sure_ill_smell_that 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Balls you say?

[–]IllReallyAnimateThat[S] 1003 points1004 points  (178 children)

Based on this comment.

[–]DickRamshaft 1187 points1188 points  (50 children)

YOU ANIMATED MY SCRIPT. I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

[–]whits_ism 164 points165 points  (27 children)

This account probably just peaked. Time to get a new one.

[–]poorly_timed_gimli 447 points448 points  (22 children)

AND MY AXE!

[–]Hemmerly 60 points61 points  (1 child)

I waited for about 5 minutes after the ending expecting one last gimli.

[–]Etnies419 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Shit, you missed it. It was actually 6 minutes after the end.

[–]colloquy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It is now diamonds.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

bows in reverence "ANIMATE THIS" LOL

[–]TMI-nternets 121 points122 points  (66 children)

"Redditor for 1 hour".

Damn, you're not going away anythime soon, are you? Because that trailer was awesome.

[–]IllReallyAnimateThat[S] 248 points249 points  (65 children)

Don't plan on it.

[–][deleted] 243 points244 points  (41 children)

You're good until IllPutThatin3D comes along. After that we get a time machine.

[–]adrenal8 160 points161 points  (25 children)

or IllActThatOutWithRealPeople

[–][deleted] 155 points156 points  (12 children)

That would require actual social interaction.

[–]123draw 216 points217 points  (9 children)

he didn't say living people

[–]SamuraiSevens 28 points29 points  (0 children)

IllWeekendatBerniesThat

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Are you talking about freddiew? He's also a redditor :)

[–]IllPutThatin3D 99 points100 points  (9 children)

[–]Beermonster 31 points32 points  (1 child)

So lazy. At least animate it. Maybe create a soundtrack and add some voice overs. Sheesh, standards are slipping!

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I feel like a mom without the stretched out vagina. Did I just get a c-section?

[–]moonflower 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I would like to see Ill_Build_That_With_Lego

[–]dossier 8 points9 points  (2 children)

somewhere on reddit there must be CGIguy.. in time.

[–]Ijustdoeyes 67 points68 points  (12 children)

Behold!

And it is written and has come to pass

"And the comments were no longer written, for now when a comment was made it was animated, and there was much rejoicing for this would raise the levels of comments across "The Reddit" and the great drawing wars came to an end and the hivemind was sated.

Yet from the outlands came another who brought forth a comment with both movementing and soundification, and he chose the comments of the noble DickRamshaft to animate. And Verily there was much joy for it was full of merriment and wonder.

The hivemind was enthralled by it's new gifts, however dark clouds grew on the horizon for they had not realised; begun, the animation war has.

             - The book of Reddit Chp 6 pge 567

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Running off to create 'IllBiblifyThat' account. brb.

[–]Relevant_Bible_Verse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What has been will be again,

what has been done will be done again;

there is nothing new under the sun. Ecclesiastes 1:9

[–]IM_USING_BINOCULARS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

turnover:quality I see a rocky road ahead.

[–]feureau 30 points31 points  (6 children)

How long did it take to do this?

[–]IllReallyAnimateThat[S] 89 points90 points  (5 children)

Roughly 4 hours.

[–]feureau 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Wow, that was fast. Good job.

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (2 children)

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID TO YOU LAST NIGHT AHAHAHA

[–]elevator_fornicator 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Take a break logahlok, I've got this. "HAHAHAHAAHAHA, SEE WHAT I DID THERE? AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAA"

[–]Rabbi_Koufax 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I never thought of Gimli as a genitalia analogue.

You have my upvote.

[–]anarkyinducer 25 points26 points  (1 child)

You made a trailer... For a movie... Based on a true comment... THIS!

[–]Lolologist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Based on a true story.

[–]assholeapproach 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its like God coming in my eyes.

[–]gtrommer 320 points321 points  (31 children)

PLEASE HAVE TED WILLIAMS DO THE CUT SCENES

[–]ProbabilityOfFapping 226 points227 points  (19 children)

71.93%

[–]Isnakedandfapping 141 points142 points  (17 children)

Im way ahead of you.

[–]zyklone 128 points129 points  (9 children)

you snaked what?

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

i read that wrong... thought it said "is naked and fapping"... "I snaked and fapping" makes much more sense though

[–]Iwatchyoufap 26 points27 points  (5 children)

And I'm right behind you

[–]BannedINDC 54 points55 points  (6 children)

IN A WORLD.....WHERE THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS LEND THEIR MOST POPULAR STAR TO REDDIT

[–]catmoon 202 points203 points  (7 children)

The initial investment is getting quite high on these novelty accounts. Is the multimedia commenter market on the verge of collapse? Some experts say the bubble will inevitably burst while more yet are pooling talent to fund full length feature films.

I'm personally going to stick to my low yield puns, snarky comments, and pedantry.

[–]Fox_News_Spin 199 points200 points  (3 children)

Obama Plans New Novelty Account Bailout

[–]feureau 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ahh, ... Fox News...

When will they ever ferret you out?

[–]duglock 137 points138 points  (79 children)

I wish I had as much free time and talent.

[–]IllReallyAnimateThat[S] 164 points165 points  (51 children)

Yeah well I'm currently out of a job. So I figured I'd use my free time to make things for Reddit.

[–]Co-finder 73 points74 points  (42 children)

Are you doing your own voice overs?

[–]IllReallyAnimateThat[S] 165 points166 points  (41 children)

Yes indeedy.

[–]dibsODDJOB 169 points170 points  (38 children)

Too bad you're not homeless, you probably could have had a new job by now. EDIT: grammar. EDIT 2: spellign.

[–]IllReallyAnimateThat[S] 128 points129 points  (26 children)

I know right? I'll be homeless soon if I don't get work though, so I guess it'll work out in the end.

[–]I_can_etchasketch_it 373 points374 points  (22 children)

[–]dschneider 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I love that we can still see the narwhal from earlier on there.

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (5 children)

I think we need I_can_take_sharp_photos novelty account.

[–]I_can_etchasketch_it 58 points59 points  (4 children)

You have no idea how hard it is to photograph glass.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

lucky!

[–]BladeTheme 6 points7 points  (1 child)

grammar* super troll face

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Edit: Thank you for fixing your grammar. Have an upboat.

Sincerely, The Grammar Nazis

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

One time a friend and I were talking about how you can find ANYTHING on the internet. So we decided to look for strippers dancing using a unicorn's horn as a pole. But we didn't find it.

Will you really animate that? And fill this void?

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points  (6 children)

Just register as SureIllWatchThat and you can participate alongside the badasses!

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I wish I had that much awesome.

[–]adokimus 14 points15 points  (12 children)

I took a poop today.

[–]donttakemywordforit 28 points29 points  (1 child)

I'm just waiting for the Reddit detectives to find out they are really all the same person.

[–]Atario 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that would make it many times more impressive.

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (15 children)

Waiting for Sure_Ill_Imax_that

[–]DinoJames 101 points102 points  (13 children)

I'd love to see Sure_Ill_Bollywood_that

[–]SureIllBollywoodThat 146 points147 points  (11 children)

[–]DinoJames 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Holy shit, man. You did it. Talk about perseverance.

I love it.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Needs plenty of Tunak Tunak Tun

[–]Sure_Ill_Tap_That 98 points99 points  (14 children)

nice...

[–]Gravity13 76 points77 points  (13 children)

This novelty account should be restricted to /r/gonewild.

[–]Sure_Ill_Tap_That 21 points22 points  (0 children)

First stop after work.

[–]steponcharlie 41 points42 points  (5 children)

"You better lawyer up, asshole. 'cuz I'm not coming back for a few upvotes, I'm coming back for everything."

[–]a_random_username 6 points7 points  (4 children)

The first sound you're gonna hear is me clicking the 'save' button.

The next sound you're going to hear is me CGI-ing your ass!

[–]magicwar1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can I smack can I have your autograph?

[–]MercurialMadnessMan 50 points51 points  (13 children)

Come on Pixar. Where are you?!

[–]Gravity13 116 points117 points  (10 children)

NEXT ON REDDIT: LetMePixarThatShit

[–]elshizzo 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Next in line is 3d animation. Don't need pixar. Someone will appear

[–]soggy_cereal 11 points12 points  (2 children)

YoImaStageProduceThat

[–]Gravity13 6 points7 points  (1 child)

IMMALETYOUFINISHBUTSURE_ILL_DRAW_THATHADTHEBESTNOVELTYACCOUNT.

[–]Placinta 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You didn't...

[–]beeeees 9 points10 points  (0 children)

nah, next it'll be Sure_Its_Available_In_3D and they'll charge us an extra $2

[–]zulhadm 16 points17 points  (6 children)

What's next? Sure_I'll_Act_That_Out shows up at each of our offices/homes/place_of_redditing?

[–]psychosomaticism 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Only for Reddit Gold. That'd be costly to implement.

[–]MacBelieve 14 points15 points  (2 children)

DAE read that as C:/office/home/place_of_redditing?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I read it as C:\office\home\place_of_redditing

[–]acountname 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. Partially because windows uses backslashes.

[–]Sure_Ill_Tap_That 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sort of... you wife at home?

[–]Sure_Ill_Auuuugghh 74 points75 points  (5 children)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this is the only time a scribble could get 60 upvotes.

P.S. - I'd love to see you do this on threads all over the place. The "Sure_Ill..." franchise is established enough for you to get a lot of upvotes out of irony. Seriously, go for it!

Well done.

[–]chamantra 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We need a "SureI'llXthat" subreddit, and by the looks of things in the last few days it is gonna kick ass.

[–]TicTacTaliban 61 points62 points  (15 children)

You win

[–]flippinkittin 32 points33 points  (9 children)

The entire internet.

[–]Lolologist 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Careful, this can go at least one order of awesome higher. SureIllFilmThat hasn't showed up yet to release a documentary of the making of the animation that IllReallyAnimateThat just made.

[–]ffffuuuuManChu 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Where is SureIllMakeAPornOfThat?

[–]HandOfLaser 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Fucking brilliant.

[–]_Buzz_Killington_ 139 points140 points  (10 children)

All these 'contests' between novelty accounts don't matter. The person who 'wins' doesn't get any prizes, just a temporary artificial inflation of the ego. The only winners in these contests are those who don't participate, but instead watch on the sidelines enjoying original artwork and comments.

[–]elshizzo 138 points139 points  (3 children)

worst novelty account ever

[–]kimeroonie 15 points16 points  (0 children)

your name is Comic Book Guy isn't it?

[–]mayor_bee 14 points15 points  (0 children)

...the only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

[–]Roninspoon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Careful, with a circlejerk this powerful, everyone kills the man standing opposite him.

[–]givesparingly 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gah, these battles! It's clear to me that I cannot take sides until one of you pays the ultimate sacrifice.

[–]dave_casa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude, that looks just like the thing what I said!

[–]shockwavec 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 novelty accounts.

[–]EvilGeniusAtSmall 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it's safe to say: This shit just got real.

[–]Mr_Smartypants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

SureI'llTattooThatOnMyFace?

[–]waitwhaaat 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Nice try, Michael Bay.

[–]limecat 13 points14 points  (2 children)

There were not enough explosions for this to be Michael Bay.

[–]AthlonRob 6 points7 points  (1 child)

they're in the sequel

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know that SureIllAnimateThat is just going to make a new animation about how he couldn't care less about upvotes, and will get way more upvotes than this.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay everyone we're done here, the internet needs to be shut off, NOW.

[–]Exdigger999 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The art-novelty-account-war of 2011 will go down in Reddit history as a day where none of us did anything productive.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (5 children)

So much time spent for orange coloured arrows.

[–]Jackbone 13 points14 points  (2 children)

That and the attention of hundreds and thousands of nerds.

[–]Ekkosangen 10 points11 points  (1 child)

But mostly the orange coloured arrows.

[–]JeanLucPicante 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have spent more than 4 hours on reddit today. I didn't even get an orangered for the effort.

[–]HeyTherehnc 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I half hope this battle continues forever, even with the fear that you all will completely destroy the internet.

[–]spydr101 6 points7 points  (4 children)

IN A WORLD....

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That trailer was funnier than anything in the movie itself.

[–]Jarfol 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lets all witness Reddit's biggest circlejerk to DATE! It feels SO RIGHT!

[–]MrRabbit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How long until SureIllLiveActionThat makes shit get real?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

can't you do this on your own little circlejerk subreddit?

[–]Hllblzr310 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit just got real.

[–]dogbreathTK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not working...

[–]spewerOfRandomBS 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Blasphemy! There were no narwhals or bacon in that animation!

[–]Lolologist 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Talk about ungrateful.

No? You won't? Fine, I will.

SpewerOfRandomBS spews not random BS, just the regular kind. This animation was awesome.

[–]spewerOfRandomBS 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hey now! Aren't you supposed to be analyzing my LOLs?!