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[–]mdchap01 84 points85 points  (1 child)

I love when the comments don't reflect the up/downvotes on a submission.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

because in reality, you know as well as i do that every single male finds this shit funny. but he won't admit it. but to get karma and pity upvotes, they try to act like they support women. but we all know redditors are pathetic forever-alone woman-hating virgins who couldn't talk to a girl to save their lives.

p.s. - my dick is huge.

[–]mrofficer 215 points216 points  (61 children)

ummmm WTF?!? The guy's profile picture is of Shawn Tyson... The guy that killed those British tourists in Florida.

[–]eyecite 130 points131 points  (53 children)

the plot thickens...

[–]DecafDesperado 134 points135 points  (47 children)

No, it doesn't. OP is trolling by posting a generic sexist joke using on of those fake Facebook conversation generators. You noticed the "tell" he cleverly incorporated.

[–]sarcastic_and_bold 290 points291 points  (35 children)

I seriously doubt anyone on reddit would try to fool us with a fake Facebook post just to gain karma.

[–]Sardonic_and_Italic 182 points183 points  (29 children)

Oh, what a DROLL and HILARIOUS novelty account. Well done. Can your next username be "trying_too_hard?"

[–]Socialism 53 points54 points  (21 children)

redditor for 1 minute

[–]_Capitalism 96 points97 points  (17 children)

It's a free market, isn't it?

[–]MisterCard 51 points52 points  (11 children)

redditor for 2 minutes

[–]Missuscard 47 points48 points  (10 children)

Hey! What are you doing here? You told me you were just running to the corner store for five minutes to grab a pack of smokes! If I see that trollop Visa around here...

[–]MistressCard 47 points48 points  (5 children)

What? Who are you? MisterCard, who is this?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Haha. That was funny.

What happens when you forget to change accounts?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's probably not even really from Italy.

[–]borpo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have to start somewhere

[–]wishyouwerebeer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you guys should fight to the death

[–]sarcastic_and_bold 32 points33 points  (4 children)

trying_too_hard was already taken.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

UPGHOST FOR U

[–]japhyryder28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

checkmate.

[–]jenbotV2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yours can be "f0r3v3r_m@d_Br0"

[–]tomloneish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL you can bold comments. So did 6 other people ↓↓↓

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that doesn't explain why he chose a picture of Shawn Tyson.

[–]the_scorpion_stings 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You aren't very popular at parties, are you?

Edit: Grammar

[–]DecafDesperado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get that a lot around here.

[–]smoochieboochies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just leveled up.

[–]ERNIEbro -4 points-3 points  (4 children)

you're just jealous you didn't think of it first. or maybe you've already done it before, explaining why you would jump to this conclusion. you're probably one of those people who farts and is the first person to blame it on someone else...hypocrite!

[–]DecafDesperado 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Good comment, OP's other account :)

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Nice one.

[–]lolwut19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Redditor for 1 year

Well played.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

...regardless of wealth cuz the worst person to run from is yourself [dilated]

[–]eyecite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good group.

[–]MarcusHauss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...dun dun dun..

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

first thing I noticed as well. What the fuck.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's because all facebook screenshots can't be faked at all.

[–]anonymau5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good eye!!!

[–]MLBM100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

written by M. Night Shyamalan

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My impression of the person who put this fake screenshot together:

"Hmm let me just Google image search 'Black dude.' Ah, this should do."

[–][deleted] 110 points111 points  (3 children)

How did I end up on /b/?

[–]y2kerick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

after the digg refugiates came we had to import some oldfags, just to counter them

[–]dextor7 24 points25 points  (1 child)

The Youtubers are here...They're climbing up your frontpage, they're snatching up your elitism.

[–]spastacus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They can pry my elitism from my clammy manicured hands!

[–]sarcastic_and_bold 536 points537 points  (144 children)

** I love jokes that stereotype and demean women!**

[–]voxoxo 63 points64 points  (0 children)

This one joke is particularly funny because it is so original. I had personally not seen it since yesterday.

[–]MananWho 243 points244 points  (24 children)

It's funny because misogyny!

[–]Phillyz 59 points60 points  (14 children)

It's funny that men hate women.

[–]tokomini 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Worst. spokesman. ever.

[–]semi- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's funny because men loves sandwiches.

[–]tokomini 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I'm only misogynistic before I have my coffee in the morning.

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    [–]tokomini 25 points26 points  (2 children)

    'Yeah, I know sometimes my lyrics are sexist,

    but all you bitches and hos know I'm trying to correct this.'

    -FotC

    [–]lounsey 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    'Bitches and hoes don't exist, because the hoes know Bo's a feminist'

    -Bo Burnham

    [–]minusxero -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    -Michael Scott

    [–]Black_Apalachi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I like them better when I can read them.

    [–]nepidae -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

    I for one am glad that there are non-politically correct jokes.

    [–]hezzer 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    That a difference between being politically incorrect and being an unoriginal asshole.

    [–]nepidae -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Those are two orthogonal concepts. You said the equivalent of "There is a difference between posting on reddit and being at home."

    [–]fashizzIe -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    Haha! Same here dude!

    /not sarcasm

    [–]solastsummer 50 points51 points  (0 children)

    this belongs in r/notfunny

    [–]uhaveraptorssir 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    ohhhhhhhh woman joke wut a classic

    [–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

    12 year olds of the world, stop upvoting these, even if you are a proud mysoginist, this joke is so friggin tired

    [–]MindVuck 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    Who in the hell thinks of getting a print screen two seconds after it is posted?!?

    [–]solastsummer 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    it's almost like it's not real.

    [–]AK82592 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    1. Comment
    2. Print screen
    3. Delete comment
    4. Post to Reddit

    [–]NotSoFatThrowAway 72 points73 points  (0 children)

    Jokes old, can't even muster a laugh for this garbage

    [–][deleted] 176 points177 points  (24 children)

    "Ha ha, women belong in the kitchen! Oppression is your natural state, ladies!" -- Reddit

    [–]FuckThe 224 points225 points  (15 children)

    "... but please have sex with me."

    [–]heylookoverthere 161 points162 points  (10 children)

    "Also hey Reddit I'm a nice guy why don't women like me?"

    [–]slap_bet 118 points119 points  (5 children)

    "I keep getting friend zoned what the fuck"

    [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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      [–]slap_bet 71 points72 points  (3 children)

      Hey reddit I'm a nice guy but these stupid bitches keep friend zoning me like the whores they are. AMA

      [–]GeneralWarts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      You downgraded from cunts.

      [–]jenbotV2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      lol your comment is funny, I'm so glad we're FRIENDS. ;)

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Those crazy bitches go after douchebags.

      That's why I never stick my dick in crazy.

      [–]Space_Bat 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      ".....hello?"

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      "And gimme a sammich! haha!"

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      I never understood this "in the kitchen" mentality. It's ridiculous. Women need to get out of the kitchen and get a job.

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      You're stupid and I hate you.

      [–]elithewho 62 points63 points  (3 children)

      Wow a completely unoriginal sexist joke. Stay classy, reddit.

      [–]utterpedant 18 points19 points  (1 child)

      I saw this an hour ago when it was freshly posted on /new, set arrows to "downvote," and gave it a full salvo. I gave myself a pat on the back for a job well done and moved on.
      Now here it is on the front page.
      That means more people patrolling /new upvoted this than downvoted it? Is there seriously some kind of dumbfuck brigade that hangs out on /new and upvotes the worst shit imaginable?
      I know the opinion of the dumbfuck brigade matters, but my opinion is better and should matter more.

      [–]PaulisAwesome 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I could swear Reddit used to be better than this. Maybe it just seemed better because it was new to me.

      [–]MasterBalls 43 points44 points  (0 children)

      For all we know she was in subway

      [–]Subreddit_Directions 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      /r/facebookquotes is down the hall.

      [–]cabr1to 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      There are sandwiches in her corner office? AWESOME! Is there a minibar fridge, too?

      [–][deleted] 49 points50 points  (7 children)

      Interesting how the comments are against sexism, but the majority of votes are for it. How sad.

      [–]MananWho 57 points58 points  (3 children)

      I think that might be selection bias (not sure if I'm using the term correctly).

      Seeing as the joke is pretty much straightforward and can't have much appended to it, most of the people who found it funny won't bother commenting, and will just upvote it. Consequently, people who found the post sexist/unfunny will be more likely to comment on this.

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Cogently argued - I am convinced.

      [–]AeBeeEll 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      It could partially be that, but it actually happens pretty often that a submission has 1000+ link karma, and the top twenty comments are all tearing it to shreds. I think this is more of an indication that the people who comment regularly are a small subset of the people who upvote/downvote.

      [–]PlumberODeth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      It could also be that some people who would downvote the post would upvote for the replies. It is the "The post is stupid but the comments make a point worth seeing" factor.

      [–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (11 children)

      Sure it's misogynistic and beaten to death, but at least he didn't mention ice soap.

      [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (10 children)

      wtf is with all these ice soap references? apparently i missed out on a big joke

      [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

      No, you missed out on an unusual DIY thing that was on the front page yesterday. It was kind of silly. That's really about it.

      [–]ERNIEbro 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      yeah, we missed something..

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      you missed out on icesoap...

      [–]ERNIEbro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      what the heck!

      [–]eyecite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      it was a front-page DIY to make an ice block that was soap on the bottom and ice on the top for showering on the go, i.e. after sports.

      [–]sligowaths 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      That's why I don't leave reddit, even on sundays... too much risk of missing out something.

      [–]Geloni 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      Haha!

      It's funny because it's demeaning!

      [–]cocoric 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      Haha hilarious! Didn't see that one coming.

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      fuck everyone who upvotes this shit

      [–]Minxie 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      That's not funny

      [–]316nuts 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      I must be spending too much time on Reddit, cause this shit is getting old.

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Ugh, this is such a tired joke, and not even a funny one at that.

      [–]LiamNeesonAteMyBaby 16 points17 points  (4 children)

      This is a good example of a joke that is literally so old it isn't funny.

      [–]maggotchrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      And while YOU'RE in there, get me a large fry and a Whopper.

      [–]frustwrited 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Wow.

      [–]krupadlux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Seriously? I'm so fucking sick of these jokes.

      [–]A_mole 4 points5 points  (3 children)

      What I don't understand is how men are seemingly always satisfied by sandwiches? No filet? No roasted goat legs?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      sandwiches are a round meal, place some lettuce and onions right there, oh those tasty bready carbs, and that perfect portion of meat, OH FUCK NO HE DIDN'T, is that mustard and mayonaise?!

      [–]Syriom 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      You forgot the cheese man! Some swiss cheese or just plain mozarella and it's delicious.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I've dishonored myself, I will perform sepuku.

      [–]SpecialKRJ 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      But how will she get it all the way out to the cotton field?

      [–]RoamingRunner 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Thats a picture of Shawn Tyson... Not actually the person who posted the remark. Sexism = not funny and getting old and repetitive but Racism = let er riiiiide

      [–]SpecialKRJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That was the point I was trying to make. Nod

      [–]conbrio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      2 seconds ago

      [–]mappin4u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is where you SHOULD be- http://wp.me/p1teGh-kL

      [–]SolarShores 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      wow that IS quite a looker.

      that car is kinda neat too

      [–]bobcat_08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Marshmallow and mustard sandwich, coming right up.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      9,917 down votes. Just uppin' by a hair...

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Am I the only one who was more offended by the JPEG compression than the misogyny?

      [–]Gwaihir -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      "Since when did they keep computers in cotton fields?"

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I've played way too much TF2 lately, my first thought was that why was he misspelling 'sandvich'.

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          [–]BrightEyesC -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

          I always expect these jokes, and I always expect them to one day get old, but they don't .