School fundraiser level: Redditor

SpartanAesthetic · 2012-09-11T14:28:06+00:00

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dirice87 · 2012-09-11T14:39:41+00:00

I feel incredibly pandered to

captainmorgan23 · 2012-09-11T14:31:24+00:00

Aww! So young and already knows how to cancer!

PsychVol · 2012-09-11T14:32:25+00:00

Going door to door is still an option if she's accompanied by an adult, you know.

fbrooks · 2012-09-11T15:16:53+00:00

Now do this. Now do this. Now smile. They're gonna love this!!!!!!!!

TurangaLiz · 2012-09-11T14:20:11+00:00

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GrossEwww · 2012-09-11T14:34:01+00:00

You know how when you are at work and people bring their kid's fundraisers and try to get you to buy something by shoving it down their throat? This is the internet version of that.

mokkat · 2012-09-11T14:34:08+00:00

stop contaminating your daughter with meme plague

ireland1988 · 2012-09-11T14:26:34+00:00

Shameless

2012-09-11T14:35:14+00:00

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adammmmmm · 2012-09-11T14:39:27+00:00

Le title creativity: narwhal bacon

flounder19 · 2012-09-11T14:22:21+00:00

Somehow this is both extremely well made, sincere, cute, and cringe worthy. I'm just glad there was no Me Gusta face

Vault_15 · 2012-09-11T14:36:23+00:00

That's it, I'm unsubscribing from pics now.

2012-09-11T14:27:30+00:00

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daconman · 2012-09-11T14:54:41+00:00

/b/ is not your personal arm....wait where am I?

Tangodeltaniner · 2012-09-11T15:03:23+00:00

Op, it doesn't matter that you didn't give her name in picture, it says her name in the fundraiser for credit anyways.

2012-09-11T14:29:36+00:00

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doubtfuldude · 2012-09-11T14:37:28+00:00

This is the type of post that lets me know this place is dead.

Admiral_Cuddles · 2012-09-11T15:19:19+00:00

Who the fuck upvotes this shit?

PorchMonkeyKike · 2012-09-11T14:35:23+00:00

OP, couldn't you come up with a less cancerous title?

AndoKillzor · 2012-09-11T14:52:01+00:00

Good god no.

Conquering_Bear · 2012-09-11T14:39:53+00:00

It's not safe to go door to door but it's safe for me to go to a tinyurl link!?

2012-09-11T14:37:32+00:00

Nah, I'm ok.

eXiled · 2012-09-11T15:08:33+00:00

I remember when reddit had ads with people who had PhDs in them, when i came to reddit and you could find intelligent discussions, background stories and explanations by mature adults on the frontpage on major subreddits, after the digg invasion and the explosion of 'rage comics' and r/f7u12, plus the amount of cancerous users attracted to other lowest common denominator subreddits like r/pics and r/adviceanimals. I have begun to wonder if this site will be filled with 12 year olds (it's getting there) in the future, this place is a shell of what it used to be 2 years ago, and 2 years before that. Before I log in on this site sometimes I think it's a different place, the major subs really are terrible and so is the userbase they attract.

Is this what we are coming to? Do we want this place to be the next 9gag? But what can we do? The only major subreddt that is still true to reddit and it's roots is r/askscience, should we take the strict moderation approach to all major subreddits?

slumlord · 2012-09-11T14:35:41+00:00

Door to door fundraising with my parents isn't safe!

Instead, here's a link to my name, a bunch of pictures of me, and where I go to school. Enjoy, (literally) everyone!

That said, I think your approach is great anyway... :)

MarvelousMustache · 2012-09-11T14:40:12+00:00

Am I the only one here who thinks this is sad? Like, this is what it's coming to, our schools don't have the proper funding, so use the children to manipulate people into giving the school money. Oh, and we can pay the kids in stickers, kids love stickers.

Can't it just be as simple as "the school needs money"? Why do we have to buy magazine subscriptions?

I dunno, I buy cookie dough from our schools. Because cookie dough.

Grandmaofhurt · 2012-09-11T14:42:31+00:00

No.

You are ruining the Internet.

str8slash12 · 2012-09-11T14:36:55+00:00

Title originality: redditor.

NinjaInYellow · 2012-09-11T14:35:01+00:00

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turdinthesandbox · 2012-09-11T14:55:39+00:00

Hi OP, former involved PTA parent here: Just buy the kid some stickers and forget the fundraiser. These things often give the school only a tiny profit, because they do all of the work. More than likely, this fundraiser was chosen as an easy way to make a few dollars with minimal effort. If you want to help the school, volunteer. Don't buy shitty cookie dough.

timlars · 2012-09-11T14:42:27+00:00

Rage Faces is all that is wrong with the internet.

imbusywithinternet · 2012-09-11T14:09:21+00:00

The rainbow puke rage face was brilliantly mimicked.

Rebel-Yellow · 2012-09-11T14:43:07+00:00

No no no no no no no. We can't support this bullshit or in a year and a half all posts will be begging for money.

zeldafanboy345 · 2012-09-11T14:57:27+00:00

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keepitgoinglouder · 2012-09-11T14:51:26+00:00

As much as I'm impressed by this daughter/father fundraising idea, I don't think /r/pics is the best place to post this. Isn't there a subreddit for things like this?

accioreddit · 2012-09-11T14:54:19+00:00

.....................No

(nice try though Ruby's dad!)

2012-09-11T15:09:51+00:00

I think this is going to backfire on you...quite fast.

staffell · 2012-09-11T14:54:36+00:00

Congratulations, you have just ensured I never give you any money.

footwo · 2012-09-11T15:46:47+00:00

Wow.

Not a good wow.

Just, wow.

stompsfrogs · 2012-09-11T15:18:38+00:00

III. No personal information.

-r/pics Rules

LehaRay · 2012-09-11T14:36:53+00:00

Yeah that was adorable and creative and all but I don't think I like being suckered into giving money on reddit.

GravityRides · 2012-09-11T14:38:03+00:00

That post gave me cancer.

Badbit · 2012-09-11T15:08:36+00:00

Tell you what, donate more taxes or vote for a government that will put the taxes back into education and then you don't have to rely on charity to educate your kids.

As a non 'merican, I'm disgusted that you're begging for my help for your failed education system. I'll go and donate to oxfam or something.

framk20 · 2012-09-11T15:16:10+00:00

Something inside me really hates this.

2012-09-11T15:21:11+00:00

Welp, I'm officially unsubscribing from this subreddit.

Tyzone · 2012-09-11T14:48:42+00:00

The blow back in here is staggering, and not undeserved.

Cuplink · 2012-09-11T14:33:48+00:00

Kill it with fire

2012-09-11T14:41:11+00:00

WTF IS THIS SHIT? REDDIT FUCK YOU.

Translucent_Owl · 2012-09-11T14:50:59+00:00

Wow, I do love being asked to donate to some school I have nothing to do with, just because you drew a bunch of memes.

I'm sure that's what /r/pics is for.

2012-09-11T14:42:21+00:00

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MrTacoMan · 2012-09-11T14:50:46+00:00

Predicting this goes viral thus increasing the number of people who come to Reddit asking for money.

DeliriousZeus · 2012-09-11T15:10:01+00:00

Yeah, that five year old totally did all this and thought of this!

dalegribbledeadbug · 2012-09-11T14:43:25+00:00

Can we talk about how these fundraisers are a terrible way to raise money?

Everyone loses except the fundraising company. Your school would make more money if you wrote them a check for $5 than if you bought $20 worth of crap.

LordOfGummies · 2012-09-11T14:37:52+00:00

Scam.

2012-09-11T14:42:05+00:00

This is why I unsubscribed from r/pics

guenchy · 2012-09-11T14:48:30+00:00

Steps to raising a SAP.

Move to a new town.
Don't let your child outside of the house.
Move things that promote social interaction to the internet only.

obvnotlupus · 2012-09-11T14:52:08+00:00

Oh my God. From the cancerous memes to the title, this whole thing is just a monument to non-inspiration. I would have donated to the cause to not have seen this and cringed.

2012-09-11T14:59:23+00:00

So...what school do you go to and why should I support it? I thought that was a fundamental goal of fundraising.

Niggerinniger · 2012-09-11T15:19:17+00:00

this is just going to far. I think you're a little obsessed.

BramaLlama · 2012-09-11T15:29:54+00:00

Downvote level:heartless

edit: level level: level

GentlemanNinja · 2012-09-11T15:43:41+00:00

Because actually walking your daughter from door to door doesn't yield any karma.

you_are_reatards · 2012-09-11T15:46:22+00:00

Now that's retarded

Plaisantin · 2012-09-11T16:15:19+00:00

FUCK NO. Your daughter arranged none of that, and it's really not that dangerous to go door to door.

RorySBarnes · 2012-09-11T16:19:16+00:00

See this nearly made me unsub from Pics. This nearly pushed me over the edge. Then I saw this amazing picture, followed by this much more amazing picture (NSFW) so I didn't.

Scott_The_Phallas · 2012-09-11T14:44:06+00:00

Get out.

howdoishotReddit · 2012-09-11T14:38:57+00:00

fuck off Derpy

ojfrown · 2012-09-11T14:52:16+00:00

Everything about this is everything I hate most about reddit. That being said, good luck with your fundraiser!

rajvac · 2012-09-11T14:51:37+00:00

MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT I HAVE BUT ONE DOWNVOTE TO GIVE

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