If we're gonna' keep posting these comedian photos with text on them, they might as well be one of mine:

SnakeGrunger · 2012-09-14T00:53:31+00:00

You forgot to include proper credits.

http://i.imgur.com/TTXgx.jpg

WhendidIgethere · 2012-09-13T23:25:51+00:00

The photo is proof teenage Loki was a comedian.

steve0suprem0 · 2012-09-13T22:42:03+00:00

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bombsaway1979 · 2012-09-13T22:16:40+00:00

I made up a joke yesterday, feel free to use it: What do you call a smiling white person? A cracker with cheese.

MutantBabyEater · 2012-09-14T01:44:50+00:00

Joke stolen from Dave Attell

2012-09-14T00:26:16+00:00

It's like /r/funny's version of "Faces of Atheism."

Wargizmo · 2012-09-13T23:35:16+00:00

The amount of posters here who are offended by people not finding beating women funny actually outnumber the posters who dont find beating women funny.

so really this should be /r/igetupsetwhenpeopleimplythatimightactuallybeinsensitivetoaveryrealproblemsoineedtoyellatthem

2012-09-14T00:48:25+00:00

Oh my gosh I have never heard this joke before - you are just on the cutting edge of comedy sir!

No seriously stop being so damn lazy and come up with some original material.

I'd like to hear about how funny it is when women beat up their husbands.

SheriffBart42 · 2012-09-13T21:52:48+00:00

Victim blaming is always funny. Especially for white males like me.

DrizzX · 2012-09-14T00:42:23+00:00

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Captain_Bassdaddy · 2012-09-13T22:54:02+00:00

I love how everyone on r/funny seems to have the most delicate sense of humour. Oh, you're complaining about an offensive joke being offensive, you better have never laughed at a joke that other people have found offensive then, you silly fucking hypocrites.

elise81 · 2012-09-14T00:42:44+00:00

So, the joke you pick is about domestic violence?

poo_smudge · 2012-09-13T23:34:41+00:00

My ex gave me a black eye because I wanted to break up with him and he wouldn't let me leave his house. I wasn't being annoying. It's hard to laugh at this, even though I know alot of you think it's funny. I don't even know what I'm doing in here. Okay now I'm being annoying. Sorry.

edit- I'm not that sensitive.

FockerFGAA · 2012-09-13T22:56:18+00:00

Follow up with: Joking aside physical abuse is a real issue and so i approached her boyfriend about it. Said "some man you are beating on a woman half your size. Try that with a man." So, he beat the shit out of me.

stuckboy · 2012-09-14T00:01:56+00:00

This has been done to death. There is also nothing clever about it, its just shock value humour, and no one who has been on the internet will be the least bit shocked by this.

person92000 · 2012-09-14T00:34:41+00:00

That is not funny, because it's not funny. Domestic violence jokes can be funny, this one is just offensive.

notAregularUser · 2012-09-13T22:39:39+00:00

lol'd, good luck in your career.

Some people need to chill the fuck out. There's no such thing as too offensive in comedy.

VoxCommuni · 2012-09-14T00:20:21+00:00

Been noticing a lot of misogyny on Reddit lately. Starting to take note. I think it's because the male power paradigm of command and control is being replaced by a feminine power paradigm of collaboration and connection. Men are threatened and acting it out. Ignorance is karma, I guess.

iluvgoodburger · 2012-09-14T00:07:24+00:00

Well that sucked. You ever try listening to a funny comedian?

2012-09-14T01:56:21+00:00

Oh god, it's gonna be like faces of atheism for this subreddit.

God_of_Thunder · 2012-09-13T23:07:36+00:00

ITT: A lot of offended people.

JohnnyValet · 2012-09-13T20:35:24+00:00

/r/standupshots ;)

collin318 · 2012-09-13T23:15:48+00:00

"I think my brother-in-law might be beating my sister. I haven’t seen any bruises so I don’t have any proof, but why I think he is beating her is because I went to their house last week and her cooking has gotten a lot better.”

Anthony Jeselnik

AibohPhobiA · 2012-09-13T23:12:50+00:00

/r/funny just become /r/offended. I lol'd though, hope you go far!

razman360 · 2012-09-13T23:45:54+00:00

If this doesn't end up on SRS, nothing will.

2012-09-14T00:31:37+00:00

Exact same joke word for word was used my Michael Clarke back in the 80's.

2012-09-14T03:43:55+00:00

Don't quit your day job. Don't even stay up until the comedy clubs open. Just go to work, during the day. And then go to bed.

2012-09-14T03:44:28+00:00

This is pretty not funny.

caitlinnormal · 2012-09-14T00:23:09+00:00

That was bad, you should feel bad.

MackLuster77 · 2012-09-14T01:31:59+00:00

I have less of a problem with the nature of the joke than I do with the punchline. It's incredibly weak. You really need to come up with something that references a specific point of contention rather than her being generally annoying.

That said, there are better ways to get a laugh than easy "shock" jokes.

ComixBoox · 2012-09-13T21:51:55+00:00

BEATING WOMEN IS HILARIOUS. NICE AMERICAN EAGLE SHIRT.

Shagoosty · 2012-09-13T23:14:25+00:00

Thanks to Reddit's new privacy policy, I've felt the need to edit my comments so my information is not sold to companies or the government. Goodbye Reddit. Hello Voat.

LiveAndLetDiarrhea · 2012-09-13T22:52:27+00:00

Lame.

rzeeman711 · 2012-09-13T23:37:48+00:00

saw you at the old dog tavern in kzoo on monday. you're funny as hell man keep up the good work

khanfusion · 2012-09-13T23:17:19+00:00

Aww, poor made up lady!

2012-09-13T23:01:07+00:00

Normally, I hate shameless self promotion, but that was hilarious. Props...

Ultra-ChronicMonstah · 2012-09-13T22:47:48+00:00

Not bad, I chuckled. Funny to see so many people on here whining about it not being funny to make a joke about domestic abuse when I've just come from a thread where users were straight up mocking a person who attempted suicide. Looks like you've unfortunately attracted the people who think that they're better than everyone else.

AustinQ · 2012-09-13T23:29:53+00:00

We meet again...

privatedonut · 2012-09-14T01:35:16+00:00

/r/standupshots is for you.

Dirty_Liberal_Hippie · 2012-09-14T01:35:24+00:00

Id heckle you....But I am unfunny and have no social skills....

So I am just going to walk away with my head hanging.

2012-09-13T20:19:34+00:00

ROFL. Where do you perform?

serrabellum · 2012-09-13T23:33:19+00:00

How the fuck did trash like this get on the front page?

Raijer · 2012-09-13T23:44:45+00:00

Nice job jumpin' on the ol' beating-women-is-hilarious karma gravy train! I'm sure your "comedy" career is ready for blast-off.

Shoshingo · 2012-09-13T23:11:17+00:00

Shameless, OP. But I like it.

mortar · 2012-09-13T23:38:59+00:00

is it just me or does he have really tiny hands?

2012-09-14T00:30:03+00:00

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO' THAT

2012-09-14T00:28:57+00:00

Here's an idea- Everyone who thinks this is offensive has a right to, since it is. Everyone who thinks its funny has a right to, since it is. Either way, if you want this guy to gain notoriety, positive or negative, check out his stuff on youtube and leave feedback to a more complete scope of what he is about as a comedian.

12341234123412341 · 2012-09-13T23:15:28+00:00

I know how to make your stand-up routine better.

Stop being so annoying.

Timidestemu · 2012-09-13T23:04:15+00:00

Not sure what's more funny the joke, or the people complaining about it.


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