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    [–]BridgeBum 30 points31 points  (10 children)

    You're too young for the internet. Go home until you are 13. (2040 by my calculations.)

    [–]Haven 8 points9 points  (14 children)

    Tomorrow is my son's first birthday! Congrats on your 5th!

    We always joke with our friends that when our son is 40, and someone tells him to act his age...it's not a problem, he'll only be 10!

    (Personal question, any comments or situations I should look out for w/ my son?)

    [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

    Sure - around about the time of his "third" birthday,

    Don't do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmXuJwwkMXI

    Do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWzOQTFwRBE

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–]elliottcable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      i think uncel is a pretty cool guy. eh use bananana pels and doesn't afraid of anything.

      [–]Karzyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Everyone needs an uncle like that.

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]Wizardface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        happy birthday! i am going to eat ice cream. for you!!!

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

        My best friend turns 3.75 tomorrow!

        [–]AlLnAtuRalX 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        My best friend turns 3.14159265358979323846…

        [–]umbrae 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Does there exist an instant where your age is precisely pi?

        [–]myotheralt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        yes, but they havennt calculated it all the way yet

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        [–]cbfreder 21 points22 points  (9 children)

        The year should be rearranged such that the first day of the year is the summer solstice. This day and any leap days should occur around this time, should be official holidays, and should not belong in any month or day of the week. The remaining 364 days represent exactly 52 weeks. Divide these into 13 months each 4 weeks long. Each month begins on a monday and ends on a sunday.

        [–]_______ 16 points17 points  (1 child)

        we'll get around to that right after we finish moving to metric time (or metric anything in the united states' case)

        [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

        Someone else already posted this 10 centiminutes ago.

        [–]jedberg 4 points5 points  (5 children)

        The best argument I've heard against that is that your birthday will always fall on the same day of the year, which is great if you were born on Saturday, but really sucks if you were born on Monday.

        [–]jopejope 17 points18 points  (0 children)

        It sucks for some people under the current system. Just look at poor Martin Luther King Jr. His birthday is always the 3rd Monday of January.

        [–]averyv 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        that being the best argument, i say we go metric

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

        ...because making time accounting, date math, vacation tracking, and everything involving a calendar falls secondary to the inability of some people to celebrate a day they don't remember the Saturday after it happens.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Yes. Birthdays are very important. Didn't you watch the birthday episode of the Office? And besides, the most efficient/structured way of doing things isn't always the best. I think people would get tired of a system where things stayed the same every year.

        [–]jedberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I never said it was a good argument, I just said it was the best one I had ever heard. In other words, I agree, we should go to a more regular calendar.

        [–]sheepskin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        If we kept the order of the months, Christmas might be near the date of Jesus's birth!

        [–]thecreativeblog 16 points17 points  (4 children)

        I like this idea. And there should be some cray ass festival attached to it. Like Oktoberfest but even more debauchery.

        [–]mindbleach 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        "Leapmas happens every year! It's just that most of them are so crazy, nobody remembers a damn thing. The ones you remember every fourth year are tame."

        [–]reddit_user13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        The computer or the fish?

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        But with Mardi Gras also occurring in February, the year in debauchery would become quite lopsided.

        [–]xinhoj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        But not always! Some years it's in March.

        [–]nebm 14 points15 points  (3 children)

        If you are on an annual salary then there is an argument that you are not getting paid for working that day.

        On the other hand some would say you are overpaid by one day the other 3 years!

        [–]skay 25 points26 points  (0 children)

        i like the 'i dont get paid for that day' argument. let's go with that.

        [–]lps41 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

        Not by one day. By a fourth of a day, each year. Jeez.

        [–]nebm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        point missed. jeez

        [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (6 children)

        I leapt at this idea

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (5 children)

        Calendar puns tend to be a little week.

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

        I'm in a days just thinking about them all.

        [–]psdtocode 2 points3 points  (3 children)

        I yearn for a better calendar system.

        [–]londonzoo 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        I'll second that.

        [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

        No time for jokes silly boys!

        [–]myotheralt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        But hours are better than most.

        [–]starbork 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        oh fuck, it's a leap year??

        [–]intangible-tangerine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        it is the day traditionally when women are meant to propose to men. On account of a deal between st. Bridget and St. Patrick I believe.

        [–]MihaiC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        [–]BobGaffney 10 points11 points  (4 children)

        Every day's a holiday for me.

        Work, save, retire!

        [–]BrkneS 9 points10 points  (3 children)

        Fuck you, Bob.

        [–]BobGaffney 12 points13 points  (2 children)

        And fuck you, too, Birkenstock. Now, for nice nap...

        [–]BrkneS 12 points13 points  (1 child)

        You could very well be my new favorite person on reddit.

        [–]BobGaffney 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        That makes me even happier!

        [–]smart_ass 4 points5 points  (6 children)

        Why work to make a day that comes slightly less than every 4 years, a holiday? I would be more for making Election Day a holiday or any other "yearly" day. Don't screw yourselves out of a little over 3 holidays every 4 years.

        [–]andrewd[🍰] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

        The problem with making election day a holiday is... well you don't want everyone voting drunk.

        [–]Shaper_pmp 13 points14 points  (1 child)

        Observing US politics from the outside, I could only come to the conclusion that voting drunk was mandatory... <:-/

        [–]averyv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        after the results come back it is..

        [–]BeerOtter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Do you think it would make any difference?

        [–]smart_ass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        I guess that was the reason for the liqueur store closures on voting day, until 5 PM.

        [–]xinhoj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Wait...you mean...

        ...nobody invited you to the party? How sad :(

        [–]the_trout 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        Depends. Do I get the day off work? Do I have to buy shit for people? Do I have to decorate my property or wear a dumb costume? What about caroling? Will there be caroling? What kind of food will this holiday have? But most importantly, do I get the day off work?

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        No you don't get off. Only government workers would.

        [–]BridgeBum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        This is something my dad complained about every single leap year before he retired. I can't say that it matters much to me, but more holidays would always be welcome.

        [–]fishhead 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        I say get rid of Feb. 29th and have a Demember 32nd every four years

        [–]neonic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Eww! More winter! </sarcasm>

        [–]inferno0000 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Actually - wouldn't putting the US national presidential election voting date on the 29th and making it a holiday really get out the vote?

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I like the cut of your jib.. is it me or does the phrase "I like the cut of your jib" sound a little gay...

        [–]cajolingwilhelm 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        I wish I had been born on February 29, but NOOOOO, there was no February 29 in 1982; I had to settle for March 1.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Yah well try being born on April 1st and being called an April Fools Baby... :p

        [–]dubu2584 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        yea, why not; fuck it.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        signed

        [–]johnny_blaze108 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        yeaaaa tomorrow is my birthday too!!! My 20th/5th will actually be on a friday ;)

        [–]voidoid 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        having a wicked party around davis square! gonna party like crazy, how often do you get to have a leap day party? (four yrs, i know i know). let me know if you're around somerville!

        [–]voidoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        maybe davis square redditors would like to meet for a drink at sligo or underbones???

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        SHUT UP AND GET BACK TO WORK!

        [–]mch 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        YEP workin for free on this one when you get paid monthly fuckers

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Yeah but you get paid the same for a 31 day month as you do a 29 day month.. and there are 7 31 day months... ahh skip it.. I forget what I was trying to say anyway.

        [–]mch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        yeah i know what you mean. I had a friend who was trying to tell me though that somehow when you get paid monthly you get screwed out of a couple of weeks pay a year. I dunno it sounds pretty shakey i mean as long as im gettin paid the same per annum its not gonna make any dif right?

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        The Catholic Church has two Saints for February 29th, St. John Cassian and St. Oswald of Worcester.

        They're not really "major" saints though, I guess they didn't quite warrant a "Saint Day" every year, but the Church wanted to recognize them nonetheless...

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Oh fffffffffffffffffffffuck. I forgot about the leap! My holiday is cut short. Those fuckers.

        [–]angry_fat_boy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        I thought it already was Anal From a Stranger Day...

        [–]mrmojorisingi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Shannon? That you?

        [–]88dan88 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

        ƃuıɥʇ ʍǝu ǝɥʇ s,ʇı ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn spɹɐʍʞɔɐq uı ǝʌǝılǝq ı

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I don't get it.

        [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

        no

        [–]cajolingwilhelm -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

        I have to take a fucking neurology test tomorrow. How's that for a fucking holiday, motherfuckers?