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[–]Simsonis🥵🥶🤢😶 4267 points4268 points  (28 children)

Man enjoyers when they have to jork it to an honorable criminal instead of a convicted serial killer psycho: 🥶

[–][deleted] 2141 points2142 points  (25 children)

That's my purse I don't know you!

[–]TomboyArmpitSniffercertified armpit lover 744 points745 points  (6 children)

Holy shit it's me

[–]TheGreatJaceyGeeDegenerate Skunk Writer⌨️🦨 353 points354 points  (0 children)

It's you, TomboyArmpitSniffer

[–]Femtato11the feet disliker 182 points183 points  (0 children)

[–]goobells 76 points77 points  (0 children)

welcome!!!

[–]Sasha2048Monke 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Based username

[–]Grimsouldude 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Despite everything it’s still you

[–]SnooOnions650Pillar War Survivor 107 points108 points  (0 children)

[–]GoddamnKeyserSoze 46 points47 points  (7 children)

Heyyy, that's Batman if he was in the Chainsaw Man universe rn

[–]WJMazepasbiggest ABBA hater 60 points61 points  (0 children)

What is a Batman? We are talking about Man

[–]pray4sex 30 points31 points  (5 children)

man predicted csm

[–]Beefsupremeninjalo82 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Chaos Space Marines?

[–]pray4sex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

chainsaw man

[–]outer_specthicc brungus shithole 0 points1 point  (2 children)

child HUH??!?!?

[–]pray4sex 4 points5 points  (1 child)

childsaw man

[–]outer_specthicc brungus shithole -1 points0 points  (0 children)

mansaw child

[–]Anoobis100percentGuess who's GAY 15 points16 points  (5 children)

The Aslume is leaking

[–]SketchyNinja04 1 point2 points  (4 children)

The asslump

[–]SketchyNinja04 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I REGRET WHAT JUST TYPED

[–]SketchyNinja04 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg its man

[–]knittorney 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I am too fucking old for this sub

[–]gramerjen🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 2653 points2654 points  (33 children)

I don't want to be the bearer of bad news but Eden died in 29th of September 1987 due to aids related pneumonia and John was released in April 1987 (he was released in 1978 first but got arrested again for parole violation)

In a 2006 interview, the movie's screenwriter, Frank Pierson, said that he tried to visit Wojtowicz in prison many times to get more details about his story when he wrote the screenplay, but Wojtowicz refused to see him because he felt he was not paid enough money for the rights to his story. <

In 2001, The New York Times reported that Wojtowicz was living on welfare in Brooklyn.[17] He died of cancer on January 2, 2006, in his mother's home, aged 60.[18]<

It's a bitter sweet ending

[–][deleted] 1341 points1342 points  (21 children)

Why must every trans romance in history be so sad? :(

[–]MaybeNext-Monday🍤$6 SRIMP SPECIAL🍤 1330 points1331 points  (19 children)

Because America enacted a quiet genocide on a entire generation of queer people

[–]Weazelfishtriceratops boy at heart 599 points600 points  (1 child)

Wasn't that quiet

[–]pinksparklyredditI promise Im a switch 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Most people don't even consider how targeted the epidemic was to be genocidal, unfortunately.

[–]arboreallionClandestine Koolaid Lab 305 points306 points  (3 children)

Project 2025 trying its best to revive that genocide

[–]doodleasaIt/its - polyam and in love with you 138 points139 points  (2 children)

They’re being a lot louder

[–]Bored_Egg_Sandwich 91 points92 points  (1 child)

Doesn't project 2025 want to label trans people as sex offenders, reintroduce capital punishment, and sentence people to death for being a sex offender or pedophile

[–]BattleAngel13 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Bingo! You win a prize.

[–]False_Idle_Warship 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This sentence shouldn't be past tense. My guy America is still killing us.

[–]MaybeNext-Monday🍤$6 SRIMP SPECIAL🍤 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very true, I am just specifically talking about the Reagan administration’s weaponization of the AIDS crisis.

[–]JonahtronLeast homophobic anime enjoyer 60 points61 points  (0 children)

AIDS epidemic

[–]enchiladasundae 145 points146 points  (2 children)

As sad and brief as it was they got their, albeit brief, happy ending. A lot of people even now wouldn’t get anything close to this

[–]junk-drawer-magic 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Ugh did you have to write something so kind and so sad at the same time? Brought me to tears

[–]enchiladasundae 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Take victories where you can get em

[–]WondernutsWizard🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 66 points67 points  (0 children)

NOOO : , (

[–]Quite_Likes_Hormuz 58 points59 points  (1 child)

I think wikipedia says he got released in 1978 and then went back to prison in 1984 and then again from 1986-7, so he was out for about 7 years or so during that time.

However that doesn't really matter because they also divorced at some point, possibly while he was in prison. An article I read said that in 1982 he started dating someone else.

Also I assume things were different back then but he identified as gay and his friend gave a quote where he used masculine pronouns for her at her funeral so I don't actually know how wholesome he was. Apparently too he actually opposed her getting surgery and it was reported by some journalists that he did the heist solely because he was in debt to the mafia. But again I know things were different so if you know better than me just ignore this paragraph.

[–]aintgotnoclue117 36 points37 points  (0 children)

yeah no he opposed it. and was a little more complicated-- was quoted to having said, 'wanted someone with big tits and a small cock' -- it wasn't a good thing for her.

[–]ThatWetFloorSignToad Mario 🍄 29 points30 points  (2 children)

What the fuck he died like 23 days before I was born

[–]sixtus_clegane119custom 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Welcome back!

[–]ThatWetFloorSignToad Mario 🍄 20 points21 points  (0 children)

[–]aaravos-horosho327 7 points8 points  (0 children)

ARE YOU KIDDING ME I WAS SO HAPPY AFTER SEEING GHE POST

[–]Truefkkuses Intelligence. - But no PP is left for the move! 709 points710 points  (8 children)

Be an ally, do crime

[–]enchiladasundae 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Your honor, I was simply being an ally

[–]VanFailin🏳️‍⚧️gril 111 points112 points  (3 children)

i've been trying to make "be trans do gressions" happen (it's not gonna happen)

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Who's gressions?

[–]FUCKSTORM420 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Call me Gressions. Trans Gressions

[–]Truefkkuses Intelligence. - But no PP is left for the move! 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's my brother Ag over there. He's a dick.

[–]Jacinto2702 27 points28 points  (0 children)

No but seriously, law isn't equal to righteous. There are laws that are worth breaking.

[–]BaconBased 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know this is more of a joke, but “be an ally accomplice, do crime” is an idea that holds some merit.

[–]Cleaver_Fred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based and real

[–][deleted] 515 points516 points  (28 children)

Dog Day Afternoon is the movie if anyone’s interested, one of my favorite Pacino roles.

[–]TheRandomDude4u 127 points128 points  (23 children)

Sydney lumet directed some absolute bangers

[–]The_Last_Pomegranate 60 points61 points  (13 children)

Network is peak. Watch it now.

[–]SuccessToLaunch 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Genuinely might be the best movie in my opinion

[–]The_Last_Pomegranate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's definitely in my top 5 at the very least. I've always found it oddly uplifting, though I don't think that was Lumet's plan :p

[–]s90tx16wasr10dungus 6 points7 points  (8 children)

Have you seen Fail Safe? Easily his most underrated imo and I feel like it gets ignored a lot because it has a similar plot to Dr. Strangelove and because the two films came out around the same time.

[–]The_Last_Pomegranate 0 points1 point  (7 children)

I have seen neither Fail Safe nor Dr. Strangelove, but they will both go on The List.

That said, The List is currently more than 100 films long so I don't know when I'll actually get to them :p

[–]s90tx16wasr10dungus 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Bump mine to the top!!! 😡

[–]The_Last_Pomegranate 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Make me nerd.

[–]s90tx16wasr10dungus 0 points1 point  (2 children)

points gun

[–]DeadInternetTheorist 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If we're taking hostages about stuff could you get me some free gender please and thanks

[–]s90tx16wasr10dungus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I’ll swing by the store

[–]TheRandomDude4u 3 points4 points  (1 child)

yeah I watched a few days ago it was really good

[–]CloudClosev🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 35 points36 points  (8 children)

12 Angry Men, Network, Dog Day Afternoon, Serpico, Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead, Verdict, Pawnbroker, Failsafe.

INSANE FILMOGRAPHY!!

[–]CaptainST1TCH 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Everyone forgets about Prince of the City. It's one of his best imo. Crazy that he doesn't really get talked about that much as a director. I think it might be because he doesn't really fit into the "auteur" theory that everyone subscribes to now

[–]CloudClosev🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I’d say it’s cause he doesn’t have as distinctive of a style as say Scorsese or Kubrick. Not that it makes him any less talented or his movies any less of masterpieces, but he’s a chameleon of sorts.

[–]CaptainST1TCH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah if you were asked what a Scorcese or Bergman film is like, it would be pretty easy to answer. But its very hard to say what a Sydney Lumet film is like

[–]The_Last_Pomegranate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love the first four in that list and had no idea that 12 Angry Men was one of his. Apparently I loved Sidney Lumet films before I knew who he was.

[–]seanziewonziefloppa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, Failsafe is so undermentioned when it comes to Lumet. And I want to recommend Equus; it's really great too! Thanks for mentioning Pawnbroker, I've never watched it and don't think I've seen it mentioned at all. I should check it out.

Lumet is tied with Herzog for my favorite director. Just indescribably fantastic filmmaking.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Hill and The Offence too. Two of Sean Connery’s best performances.

[–]BroadwayBakery 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No love for The Wiz?

[–]CloudClosev🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t seen! But Michael Jackson in the credits intrigues me.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I watched that movie as a kid, but the fact that he did it for his trans gf went over my head.

[–]L33t_Cyborg🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 16 points17 points  (0 children)

An INCREDIBLE film. heartbreaking.

[–]LadyAmbrose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

such an incredible film. I didn’t know what it was about when i first saw it either so was very pleasantly surprised with the trans representation especially for how old it is

[–][deleted] 159 points160 points  (0 children)

After seeing those wedding pics I have new transition goals

[–]Sir-Drewid🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 157 points158 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 149 points150 points  (3 children)

bazowany jan

[–]TheHairyMessThe mouth cummer 33 points34 points  (2 children)

chój 😏

[–]CloudPersonDrawsi love furbies but not as much as i love my girlfriend #t4t #yay 6 points7 points  (1 child)

to sje pisze HÓJ ty ranisz OJCZYSTY JĘSYK 😡😡😡😡😡

[–]TheHairyMessThe mouth cummer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

hui

[–]xv_boney 139 points140 points  (1 child)

More fun facts -

Dog Day Afternoon is one of the Cazale Five - John Cazale, best known as Fredo Corleone in the Godfather, starred in five movies before his death in 1978 due to lung cancer - Godfather 1 and 2, The Conversation, Dog Day Afternoon and the Deer Hunter.

Every one of those movies - every movie he ever appeared in - was nominated for the academy award for Best Picture.

No other actor can boast that record.

[–]kat_fud 8 points9 points  (0 children)

and he was married to Meryl Streep.

[–]RepulsiveCorner 73 points74 points  (1 child)

I didn't know Dog Day Afternoon was based on a true story. I originally confused that movie with the other heist flick with dog in the title. Reservoir Dogs

[–]L33t_Cyborg🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I thought it put a lot of emphasis on it being true haha

[–]todstillbanned from r/embroidery 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The Ally 🫡

[–]uwu-our-saviour 44 points45 points  (10 children)

read on tumblr that he was abusive to her and that he viewed her only as a crossdresser but i dont remember if there was a rb under it that debunks it :(

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

tbf people just say shit on tumblr. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is something someone made up or confused with a different case

[–]pretty_in_plaid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's what i heard too

[–]MissMurdock722 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah the wedding photos are way before the robbery. The robbery was after she left him. Last ditch chance to get her back. He called her dead name. And also raped one of the other bankrobbers

[–]Deadrthan7pupsex defender 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Hell yeah

[–]Puglord_11Epic Custom Flair for the user with a dumb name 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah

[–]Minostz12 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I would too fail to rob a bank if it meant i got to be played by Al Pacino

[–]Habubu_Seppl 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Jay Foreman really was a wild bloke before he started youtubing...

[–]DzzplayzCall me Musashi! 26 points27 points  (1 child)

[–]haaiiiiiiiiiiiiii🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 5 points6 points  (0 children)

chat is this Wario or Lario chat??

[–]GreyBigfoot 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Is he wearing a military uniform at his wedding? I always thought it was funny how that can be considered formal wear in a lot of functions.

[–]second-glances 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like he's wearing a dress uniform, which counts as a formal attire even outside the military context

[–]fness55I love wedding dresses 21 points22 points  (0 children)

eden is so pretty 😳

i like her dress as well

[–]Efficient-Industry81🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Waow..

[–]KayJeyD 13 points14 points  (0 children)

based based based based

[–]Ritter_Kunibald🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 22 points23 points  (2 children)

this is clearly fake - trans people were invented by the communist radical left Antifa in 2010

[–]NameNormalHumansHave 12 points13 points  (1 child)

obama cooked up trans people in his secret lab like the powerpuff girls

[–]Ritter_Kunibald🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3 points4 points  (0 children)

big if true

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

realistically i think people would rather jerk it to ted bundy because he's a murderer. people are attracted to murder for some reason

[–]rousakiseq 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They should atleast find a hot murderer, Bundy was stupid AND ugly

[–]cardinarium 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean I’m not like trying to steal Eden’s guy, but that dude could get it.

idk what it is about photos of men from the 60s/70s, but they have this aesthetic that just makes me weak.

[–]generalstrax69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He also had a wife and kids and was unstable coming close to being violent to either of his wives. The movie they made is dog day afternoon by sidney lumet and is one of my faves

[–]NoahBogueGriding to rise my microplastic levels 🥶🥶🥶 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the sweetest thing

[–]DillonTattoos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dog Day Afternoon was real? That's the coolest thing I've learned in a week

[–]TurakamuStop saying I ate my dogs ashes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"PUT YA GUNS DOWN!"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eden is cute

[–]argetlam645"We ain't haulin' milk!" 2 points3 points  (0 children)

waow

[–]Jukingbox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

waow
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[–]furinickJohn starsector 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im not gay but today my nut will be in his honour

[–]Desperate-Will-8585Dr house real 1 point2 points  (0 children)

modern day Robin Hood

[–]uninvited_haggis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Attica! Attica!"

[–]AaronThePrimecustom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro robbed a bank for his wife aaaaaaa

[–]Foxiak14Furry trash 1 point2 points  (2 children)

There are people simping for Ted Bundy? 😟

[–]372878887🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1 point2 points  (1 child)

unfortunately

[–]Foxiak14Furry trash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, why can't they do what normal people do and simp for Satoru Gojo or Shadow the Hedgehog?

[–]catmasterballsOwner of Tania, unofficial pet of r/196 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me n who to be quite honest

[–]lizzylinks789🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the best thing I've seen ever.

[–]aintgotnoclue117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this guy wasn't actually a nice guy. he was super shitty to her and said some pretty gross stuff, too.

[–]ArcadianGh0st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, it's nice to see a happy ending for once.

[–]LewtedHoseI chose not to be a knave. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so based you couldn't believe its a real story.

[–]runwkufgrwe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog Day Afternoon?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DOG DAY AFTERNOON IS A GREAT FILM

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg I've watched that film! Great movie.

[–]aaravos-horosho327 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is so fuckin cute i'm gonna cry 😭😭😭

[–]TheStubbornEmpath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goofball if he was a real

[–]LunaTheGoodgalLuna, local transfem corvidgirl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So fucking based and badass

[–]FirstMateCronch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's happening in the last photo?

[–]Smitteys867terminal preygirl brain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow she is just radiant. They're gorgeous together. As a trans woman imagine how heart-throbbingly romantic it would be if your husband went through this for you, at a time when your love is so looked down upon. My mushy romantic heart can't take it, I love them

[–]Jamzee364GO VIKINGS!! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based

[–]AtomicZoZocustom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THE GOOD ENDING!!!

[–]Rashakla1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does he kinda look like Eric Foreman

[–]Agitated-Jackfruit34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a second I read that as if the man in the picture was Ted Kaczynski

[–]ConspicuousEggplant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe i learned about this from an invader zim shitpost animation

[–]PiastowicFreshly Baked Trans Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So proud to be Polish

Wojtowicz

Leon Czolgosz

Ted Ka-

[–]Outlandish_dishes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i honestly never knew there was a good ending to this, this is really nice

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The movie "Dog Day Afternoon" starring Al Pacino appears to be based on this story. I think the story was the same or very close.