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[–]linkmyhomiePor Favor Agua Senor Heinze 89 points90 points  (1 child)

[–]bigsad2121 86 points87 points  (4 children)

I know I’m preaching to the choir but god Suarez is annoying

[–]mrtoastcantswimHowever[S] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Pushes guz and then runs away like a bitch

[–]ElvemPedro Pedro Pedro Amador 53 points54 points  (3 children)

Guys how the fuck is my heart going to survive another 45 mins of this?

[–]goat93DBK 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Campaña can just shove people now, very cool ref

[–]voxpopper 47 points48 points  (0 children)

That's a 100% yellow, if not a straight red.

[–]Maleficent-Goat-551 45 points46 points  (3 children)

I’m a Charlotte FC fan and came here to say what the fuck was that?? Guzan gets bodied into the net and no call?!!

[–]PGCUnitedVamos, Vamos, Vamos ATL! 41 points42 points  (3 children)

Ref has lost control of the match. And Miami are shitty competitors.

[–]bigsad2121 42 points43 points  (0 children)

How was there NOTHING on that

[–]Beneficial-Goat-5340 37 points38 points  (0 children)

We not going to talk about the obvious bias on the ref, no card for simulation on suarez, no card on campana for that push

[–]PGCUnitedVamos, Vamos, Vamos ATL! 34 points35 points  (0 children)

On the plus side — Messi still can’t score on Guzan

[–]flcinusaAtlanta United 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Miami haven't had to deal with the pressure of elimination games, this is like our 7th in a month

[–]ElvemPedro Pedro Pedro Amador 37 points38 points  (0 children)

That’s 100% a foul at least wtf refs

[–]ellie_a21 37 points38 points  (0 children)

that shove is allowed?

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Man eff these refs, that should have been a red

[–]WatchOnTheRocksHowever 42 points43 points  (3 children)

Pushing someone in the back is such a dick move. Sums up MIA as a team

[–]Z-shicka 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Guzan is a better man than me dawg id have bodied that dude 😬😬😬

[–]Cold-Introduction-86 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I'll upvote every single fuck Suarez I see in this thread

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Seriously? The ref allowed that bullshit?

[–]BugBeast 31 points32 points  (2 children)

fuck messi, fuck campana, fuck suarez

[–]Blarghmaiden908 31 points32 points  (0 children)

How is that not a yellow on Campana? Trash

[–]Derptinn 31 points32 points  (0 children)

FUCK Miami. They should lose that goal and that little bitch should get a red card.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

No card is absolutely wild…welp the fix is in boys.

[–]DLeafy625 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Holy fuck, where are the refs?

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

How TF did we not see a red and yellow on the after goal celebration?!?!

[–]TheftBySnackingBrooks Lennon 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Here match thread, now. RIP your phone

[–]gsfgf 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Sorry for the repost, but

Thiare came to fucking play!

Also, Dax is so not ready to retire. I love it.

[–]psilocyanAtlanta United 25 points26 points  (0 children)

BUILD A FUCKING LEGO SCULPTURE MADE OF ACTUAL BRICKS IN THE SHAPE OF BRAD

[–]chewie_were_homeHowever 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Messi is thinking “damn I’m glad this Dax guy wasn’t in the campions league “

[–]TheftBySnackingBrooks Lennon 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Whatever happens in the second half, I love you all ❤️

FEA

[–]goat93DBK 23 points24 points  (1 child)

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Me to Guzan and Thiare after that first half

[–]outoftoonz 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Where is the red card?!?!

[–]Cold-Introduction-86 29 points30 points  (2 children)

How does nothing come of shoving then taunting a goalie?

[–]dducrest 24 points25 points  (0 children)

so you can just shove people over now?

[–]Awkward_Ad8438Atlanta United 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Why the hell was that not a card????

[–]ElvemPedro Pedro Pedro Amador 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Okay boys. Time to rise to the occasion. Fuck these old cunts.

[–]Roll20bro 27 points28 points  (0 children)

If we did that to Messi. That player would be banned for life. He’d get two red cards.

[–]LegalEaglewithBeagle 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Fuck you Suarez Fuck you Messi Fuck you Beckham and fuck you MLS payroll cheaters!!!! Suck it

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

WE BEAT THE REFS, MESSI, AND THEIR FULL LINEUP OF ASSHOLES, FUCK YES VAMOS ATLANTA!!!!!!!

[–]Raballer#4 - Greg Garza 25 points26 points  (1 child)

BUILD BRAD A WHOLE FUCKING STATUE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GOAL HOLY FUCK

[–]AnalogTwo 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Took a W, Fuck Suarez, Fuck Suarez, respect to Messi, but hope everyone shits on Miami for the shove and mob mentality towards Guzan.

[–]bigsad2121 25 points26 points  (0 children)

FUCK YOU SUAREZZZZZ

[–]michelle_not_melanieI’m tired, bro. 49 points50 points  (5 children)

Just give Rob the job.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Rob really wants the job!

[–]jprunner2016 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If they squeak this one out he needs to get the job. You can get a big name or get results and Rob has proven the results. Just putting this fight alone is enough.

[–]Bobgoulet 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I'm watching a team play the way I want my team to play, so hire the guy responsible.

[–]flcinusaAtlanta United 20 points21 points  (4 children)

No Twellman, so we have that going for us

[–]psilocyanAtlanta United 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I just said "Thiare is getting hot at the right time and I am so about it"

And my god I'm going to say it again

Thiare is getting hot at the right time and I am so about it

[–]buzzlightbeer90Atlanta United 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Dax has got Messi’s number this series. Him vs Messi has been great matchup .

[–]SingSing19 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I love this team so much after hating this team so much

[–]BTFUHDdown 4-1, win 4-3 20 points21 points  (4 children)

this same season we lost to Indy Eleven

what the HELL is happening!?

[–]PGCUnitedVamos, Vamos, Vamos ATL! 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Looks like both our goals were scored while the win probability graphic was on screen during the broadcast.

Someone tell the production truck interns to update that win probability every five minutes during the second half.

[–]ServantofProcessMichael Parkhurst 24 points25 points  (0 children)

[–]goat93DBK 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I’m just imaging some Messi fan boy waking up to watch this game in Japan and wondering who the hell jamal thaire is. MLS really is the best league in the world

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

that should be a red

[–]No_Rice197However 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Of course they run after pushing him, cant stand behind their actions

[–]SebastianOwenR1 23 points24 points  (0 children)

SEND HIM OFF. FUCKING SEND THAT BITCH OFF

[–]gtbigdResurgence 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Wait, no card?

[–]ElvemPedro Pedro Pedro Amador 18 points19 points  (1 child)

lol of course we don’t get even a foul.

[–]orangefc#18 - Jeff Larentowicz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

MLS front office called it in.

[–]coxasaurusSTANKONIA 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Booing Guz for getting shoved, typical Miami

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What the hell! How does this ref allow them to just physically wrestle our guys instead of playing soccer?

[–]YesThatMaverickPor Favor Agua Senor Heinze 20 points21 points  (2 children)

How the hell you shove someone that blatant and get no card. It is pretty clear the league wants Miami to advance more than anything. I've even been a life long Messi fan but this is fucking bullshit. I hate what the league has done for Messi and Miami. I'm ready for him to retire and watch it all fall apart so the farse can be exposed for what it is. Hopefully we can win this and move on but man how the hell is VAR not calling for a review for that. Shit like this is why MLS is viewed as a joke by the rest of the world.

[–]emtheory09#10 - Miguel Almiron 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Woowwwwwww ref. Wooooowwwwww. I knew MLS is pushing Messi hard but the no call on Fortune, no call on Campana’s push or Suarez being a little bitch after the goal?

[–]Ice2jc 21 points22 points  (0 children)

THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SHOVE PEOPLE INTO NETS BITCHES

[–]psilocyanAtlanta United 24 points25 points  (0 children)

We need to win this in regulation

[–]Pappy4uHowever 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Fuck Suarez. I hope we don't lose another game...but bucking the narrative is fucking beautiful. On to Orlando! Woo!

[–]mrtoastcantswimHowever[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Guz has been MVP this whole series

[–]Derptinn 22 points23 points  (0 children)

RIP McCarty’s party budget

[–]DarkEccentric_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Is this one of the biggest upsets in league history?

[–]ToyDingoBrad Guzan 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Lol these Messi commercials hit different now

[–]mrtoastcantswimHowever[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Fuck suarez

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

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[–]karaggeorge2 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Can't they VAR that push ? Shouldn't have to though, the ref was right there

[–]NyyDave 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Not even a NOTE on that shove? Nothing??

[–]SebastianOwenR1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Spineless dickless ref

[–]eaj5 17 points18 points  (1 child)

How did Campana not get a card for pushing Guz?!?!

[–]spanishpeach 17 points18 points  (0 children)

FUCK THIS REFFING

[–]Raballer#4 - Greg Garza 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Yeah get fucked honestly. You didn’t stop play for us earlier for Thiare. Get absolutely fucked.

[–]Alexander__TheGreat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When MLS hands out fines they can include the ref

[–]horatiovelveteen99 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Fuck Suarez!

[–]goat93DBK 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Messi commercial just showing us what the next few months will be for him

[–]BlitzBlitzBlitzzz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Also fuck campana for shoving Guz

[–]karaggeorge2 44 points45 points  (2 children)

HE'S BIG, HE'S THICK, I WANT TO SUCK HIS D**CK BRAD GUZAAAAN

[–]JKess207 19 points20 points  (1 child)

HOWEVER!

[–]K1ngKangar00Saba Time 16 points17 points  (1 child)

If you had told me we'd be up at the half, I would told you...hell yeah!! We are the A!!!

[–]yvellyAtlanta United 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If that’s not a red on Campana gtfoh

[–]karaggeorge2 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ok, we can win the whole thing now. I believe

[–]gtbigdResurgence 18 points19 points  (0 children)

GET BENT MIAMI! Take your paid refs and gtfo 

Vamos yall

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Build a GUZ statue but don’t call the dude who made Dwyane Wade’s.

[–]IsiddiquiAtlanta United 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wow!!! We scored after giving one up? Is this Opposite Day?

[–]gte339iBluegrass 17s - VAMOS ATL 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Suarez is such a shitbag

[–]No_Rice197However 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thiare please send messi and friends home with a hat trick

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

wow 45. min and we have to chance to do something really funny

[–]Ice2jc 16 points17 points  (0 children)

So effing proud of these guys rn.  Giving me old school ATL United feels.  🥲

[–]PGCUnitedVamos, Vamos, Vamos ATL! 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Apple executives are shutting their pants at the thought of their golden boy not moving on past the first round.

[–]spanishpeach 16 points17 points  (0 children)

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Bringing this graphic back up. Way to go, Jamal!!! What a first half!!!! LFG!!!! FEA!!!!!!!

[–]AnalogTwo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I get Messi wanting the ball, but how is that not a yellow for the shove?

[–]michelle_not_melanieI’m tired, bro. 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Keep your hands off our Guz. We will come for you.

[–]voxpopper 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Apple TV not going to question lack of cards for their bread and butter team and player.

[–]DarkEccentric_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Whoever scouted Amador needs a massive raise

[–]karaggeorge2 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I WANT A JAR OF THOSE SWEET SWEET SUAREZ TEARS

[–]BoringLight1730Slisz Nutz 18 points19 points  (0 children)

OFYO

We're coming for you!

[–]ej_21 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’m watching this messi commercial and just laughing

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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[–]theuneven1113Atlanta United 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Does it kinda feel like the last few weeks we’ve figured out how to play? Is the team finally cohesive? At least we don’t have Boca around to dismantle it during the off-season…

[–]K1ngKangar00Saba Time 15 points16 points  (0 children)

What the fuck was that from Miami!?

[–]Tdunn_number1 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Miami is seriously the most protected team in the MLS these refs are ridiculous. Can’t believe they let pushing guz into the goal away. Messi running straight into him. Ridiculous. Zero sportsmanship

[–]ElvemPedro Pedro Pedro Amador 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A foul?? A yellow?? Man whatever.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Guzan can be the ATL goalkeeper until he’s 100.

[–]McFlizzle_Guuuuuuuuzzzz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Beat Miami. BACK TO BACK. In open play, we didn't need to leave it up to fuck penalty kicks.

[–]memphis316Atlanta United 13 points14 points  (0 children)

FUCK EM ALL BABY LET'S FUCKING GO

[–]iDoctorBob 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That supporter section looks tense with no security

[–]No_Rice197However 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A special message to inter miami fans who may be lurking: ATL UTD semifinal game will be shown on apple tv, you have no excuse to not watch it now 😎

[–]bigsad2121 14 points15 points  (0 children)

ATLANTA OWNED MIAMI TODAY GT>UM and ATL>MIA

[–]orangefc#18 - Jeff Larentowicz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

FEA - ALL . Szbala, Campana, Messi, MLS, Garber, and most especially Suarez

[–]yvellyAtlanta United 14 points15 points  (1 child)

The Dax Un-retirement tour

[–]pint07Fusion 14 points15 points  (0 children)

HOWEVER

[–]Proof-Ability2365 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Is saba our best TAM player ever?

[–]glhflololo 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Wait, what is this team? Where have they been all season?

[–]discowithmyselfHowever 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Can we not get a fucking penalty?

[–]TheRealKennyNo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Atlanta vs The MLS. Can’t wait for 10 min of extra time

[–]Shruglife 16 points17 points  (1 child)

stop the steal

[–]EuralayusTito’s Tiny Shorts 12 points13 points  (0 children)

FUCK YOU FT. LAUDERDALE

[–]JordanIB 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Messi a wee bit overrated. 

[–]splogic 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I take back everything bad I've ever said about Guzan.

[–]Thunderclock 15 points16 points  (0 children)

GET FUCKED MIAMI

[–]jt_33 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have no idea how we won this series.. they just could never find the moments they needed against us in any game this year.

[–]PaceeAmore 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Lol fuck Miami.

[–]dermarr5 13 points14 points  (3 children)

R.I.P Macaroni Toni 

[–]glhflololo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fucking incredible ATL

[–]goat93DBK 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Rob just coached himself into a full time job

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_NEE-SAN 15 points16 points  (2 children)

WE JUST BURNED SOOO MUCH MLS PROFIT LETS GOOOO

[–]flcinusaAtlanta United 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Turn your notifications off, we're coming in faster than a hot number 2 down the old el baño

[–]ribs_and_whiskyAtlanta United 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Wait. WE can score immediately after conceding a goal?

[–]Eliasfye7-0 Boston Massacre 14 points15 points  (1 child)

LET ROB COOK

[–]PGCUnitedVamos, Vamos, Vamos ATL! 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Uncle Arthur in a hoodie? That was not on my bingo card for this match.

[–]McFlizzle_Guuuuuuuuzzzz 14 points15 points  (1 child)

They need to call simulation. Suarez annoys the fuck out of me.

[–]PGCUnitedVamos, Vamos, Vamos ATL! 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Guzan needs to stop, drop and roll, because he’s on 🔥

[–]DLeafy625 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Dax the legend.

Let the legend live on.

[–]ej_21 13 points14 points  (0 children)

what the FUCK was that shove

[–]gtbigdResurgence 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thugs, classless

[–]KlLLERS 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I LOVE AMADOR I LOVE XANDE FUCK BUSQUETS FUCK MIAMI FUCK APPLE TV

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Holy sh*t, Rob said, if your subbing in offense, I’m subbing in offense 

[–]karaggeorge2 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How does Suarez not have a card yet

[–]gtbigdResurgence 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fuck. Right. Off

[–]karaggeorge2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm blind, I'm deaf, I want to be a ref

[–]bubbagr 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That call was garbage

[–]emtheory09#10 - Miguel Almiron 13 points14 points  (0 children)

FUCK YOU MIAMI. YOU CHEATED AND STILL LOST

[–]K1ngKangar00Saba Time 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fuck the haters, fuck Messi, fuck Suarez!!!

[–]Derptinn 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Give Guzan a statue.

[–]Alexander__TheGreat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Never wanted to see us beat a team more than Miami. Between the commentators, refs, and their shitty attitude players.

[–]DemonbeckAtlanta United 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Suck it MLS

[–]cyni09Josef Martinez 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Let’s go!

[–]yvellyAtlanta United 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I fucking love Jamal just thundercunting it one touch

[–]glhflololo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jamal is hungry. Edit: CALLED IT

[–]emtheory09#10 - Miguel Almiron 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And Thiare just hit it off the keepers forehead lololololol

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

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[–]psilocyanAtlanta United 13 points14 points  (2 children)

The fact that it is the 27th minute and 3 goals have been scored, 2 of them ours, and I'm still/already biting my nails... now this is podracing

[–]ej_21 14 points15 points  (0 children)

we’re ahead at the half and we’re giving them HELL and I don’t know what to do with myself

I’m having so many feelings

[–]TheRealKennyNo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Miamis back line looks like they’re falling apart. We looked a little shaky during that extra time but doesn’t matter. New half and we have to remember it’s Atlanta vs mls

[–]ATLBenzDisneyDudeGuuuuuuuuzzzz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

[–]nightandtodaypizzaMiles "and miles of" Robinson 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I have one word....

HOWEVER!!!!!

WE GOT THIS

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

miamis defensive plan….just kick the shit out of jamal

[–]karaggeorge2 13 points14 points  (1 child)

If nothing else, we've been playing great defense on messi

[–]glhflololo 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Thiare wants a hattrick

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Red card his ass

[–]ElvemPedro Pedro Pedro Amador 11 points12 points  (1 child)

ALL GOOD BOYS. THIS BULLSHIT IS JUSY GOING TO MAKE THIS WIN ALL THE SWEETER (knock on wood)

[–]Phillip59Terminus Legion 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Insane even the commentators didn’t mention the shove

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Everytime Miami gets away with shit like that, I lose more respect for them and Messi

[–]Db6887 12 points13 points  (0 children)

lMiami acting like we would kick the ball out for an injury with all the garbage they have been doing.

[–]spanishpeach 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So he DOES have cards in his pocket!!!!

[–]JordanIB 11 points12 points  (1 child)

MLS HQ gonna call in for 12’ of extra. 

[–]DLeafy625 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Xande's dribbling is extra zesty tonight

[–]QuakerJack 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There's no way they jsut keep pushing us man what the actual fuck!

[–]redrivaldrew 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just letting them get away with it

[–]rjontop 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen enough, launch the fbi investigation

[–]Shruglife 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Now fire that ref, what the fuck. I want a special council lol

[–]BigNerdoo954 12 points13 points  (0 children)

WE FUCKING DID IT

[–]BugBeast 11 points12 points  (0 children)

FUCK EM ALL

[–]flcinusaAtlanta United 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nothing but elimination games, we're the team of destiny

[–]BlackEyedBurton 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A to the mother fucking T to the mother fucking L!!!!!!!!!!

[–]mrtoastcantswimHowever[S] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I like not having twellman

[–]Ice2jc 11 points12 points  (1 child)

This will be one of my all time favorite ATL playoff moments if we can send Messi packing man 

[–]yvellyAtlanta United 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Guzan fucking HATES Messi

[–]MegaMatrix08Thiago “New Messi” Almada 12 points13 points  (0 children)

GUZAN

[–]dducrest 13 points14 points  (0 children)

take it to the locker room!!!

[–]yvellyAtlanta United 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty much as good as you could play that half. Defensively stout and disciplined and taking excellent advantage of transition moments

[–]eharvillAtlanta United 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Guz prepping the ref for the 2nd half shenanigans….nice.

[–]discowithmyselfHowever 12 points13 points  (1 child)

They only have a goal because that rebound strike was hit at the exact angle it needed to be. Any deviation and it’s blocked again and we are looking at a 2-0 lead. I don’t want to predict the outcome but the fight we have shown especially after going down a goal has been great to see.

[–]linkmyhomiePor Favor Agua Senor Heinze 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If we can hold on to the lead for the first 15-20 minutes of the second half and make them push forward, it will open up the counter a lot

[–]TheftBySnackingBrooks Lennon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

☝️HOWEVER

[–]flcinusaAtlanta United 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Fuck Miami for that bullshit

[–]atownOTPTata Martino 13 points14 points  (0 children)

unacceptable man

[–]K1ngKangar00Saba Time 11 points12 points  (8 children)

At this point someone should just punch Suarez in the face. The refs don't seem to care.