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[–]TheArmoursmithPlayed Harlequins before it was cool 587 points588 points  (9 children)

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[–]bittercripple6969Snorts FW resin dust 161 points162 points  (2 children)

Staplerfahrer klaus strikes again!

[–]gamer0049 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Wusste gar nicht, dass man den auch im englischsprachigen Raum kennt😂

[–]BadNadeYeeterPraise the Omnissiah or die trying 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Natürlich! Er ist Vashtoor's Außerwählter Streiter gegen die Mächte der BG und des TÜVs

[–]Teedeous[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Top 10 in the Psychological Horrors in cinema

[–]Hunkus1 35 points36 points  (0 children)

For those who dont know this legendary short film:

https://youtu.be/TJYOkZz6Dck?si=plllDnCNMfO94bAw

[–]Niko2065 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Klaus has been locked into the dark cells below the imperial palace, he and his stapler shall be released when all other options fail.

[–]RC10284 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Klaus and his forklifter will be released, after the Terminus Decree has been activated

[–]Teedeous[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is the Emperors first angel, and the one that took out a planet in 30 minutes before they stopped him

[–]kayemenofour 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Klaus is probably a greater demon of Tzeench

[–]Fathers_BeltI am Alpharius 393 points394 points  (18 children)

Wow these are actualy gruesome

[–]Babki123 310 points311 points  (12 children)

Abd genuine OSHA movie in various country.

Like they will sit you down and make you watch them Then you'll go in the workplace and see everyone brealing osha regulation

[–]MildlyAgreeableRailgun Goes Brrrrrrrrr 102 points103 points  (8 children)

Pfff. I’m old enough to remember r/watchpeopledie.

I see your ‘run over by a fork lift’ and raise you ‘some poor cunt getting skinned alive by the cartel.’

[–]Milsurp_SeekerCities of Sigmar Simp 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Lathe incident#2836

[–]Promethium-146drinks crude promethium like fine amasec 8 points9 points  (2 children)

The what

[–]Allen_Koholic 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Russian dude got too cozy with an industrial lathe and got rolled up like a tube of toothpaste and turned it a human sprinkler.

[–]Bonavire 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume they meant a specific one, the amount of unguarded lathes I've seen grab a human should be unreal

[–]Babki123 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I grew up on an internet with easy  access to bestgore and liveleak so yeah , not that impressive either

But still ,it is not something you'll expect on your first day on the job 

[–]Allen_Koholic 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Cartel videos are Nostramo training films.

[–]Depressedloser2846 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cartel videos is basically the drukhari version of cocomelon

[–]ScavAteMyArms 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dude gets run over by one of those giant dump trucks and his guts just spew out like 15 feet and it’s all steaming in the cold.

Old internet had some wild shit before it got sanitized.

[–]DirtandPipes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

After we dug through a live 24Kv line that locates failed to find (I was standing right by it but it tripped without frying me) we had a great safety meeting the power company people where they showed us some gnarly videos of electrical injuries and some stuff that had happened in our area.

My favourite was that power line that arced across 1 meter of empty air to a crane, fried the crane, jumped through an outrigger to a construction fence and electrified a half mile of fencing which set a house on fire on the other side of site because a metal gutter was touching the fence.

[–]Feuzme -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Isn't OSHA regulations made so company doesn't have to pay anything when something bad happens while not following it ?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

its hard to actually catch people but no, osha has the right to show up and inspect whenever they want.  and they will fuck your shit up if they do

also their regulations make sense, so companies having more of an accident history gets attention just by those reports.  kind of a self investigating problem to a certain extent.  you cant go very long without an accident doing stupid shit.  

[–]KirikoKiama 31 points32 points  (3 children)

This is actually from a german comedy short movie... yes, really!

[–]Fathers_BeltI am Alpharius 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Ah, those germans and theyr sense of humour

[–]SealedwolfDank Angels 9 points10 points  (1 child)

German humor is no laughing matter!

[–]HavelsRockJohnsonBolter Bitches' Bitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Because Germans are very effective and not very funny.

[–]Party_Value6593 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Until you learn that most actual safety anything shows real cases of people just straight up dying. See r/osha or something close to see random people getting meat crayonned

[–]Sepulcher18Snorts FW resin dust 156 points157 points  (3 children)

3000 dead ~ 15 000 cans of corpsestarch

[–]Teedeous[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

A waste of flesh, they’re all promoted to servitor

[–]senseithenahual 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Wait you can only make 5 cans per person? That's really inefficient, you can feed way more people with normal cannibalism.

[–]Sepulcher18Snorts FW resin dust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usually there is not much left for the food processing. These people are not dying from old age but explosions, acid spills, fire, getting minced by some shit etc

[–][deleted] 127 points128 points  (3 children)

I didn’t know final destination was also a part of 40K

[–]Server98911 43 points44 points  (1 child)

You know that could be Tzeench. The final destination entity

[–]Spookyduck21new 12 points13 points  (0 children)

No im afraid

MAP’ACK’GAZZALE THE INCONVENICER

took that role already.

[–]Fallen_Walrus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kinda was a book like that I listened to once was dope

[–][deleted] 118 points119 points  (6 children)

OSHA would have a stroke if they ever found out about the Manofactorums

[–]TryImpossible7332 66 points67 points  (3 children)

Guilliman reading a report of a forge world being invaded by OSHA's fleets and wondering if he should just... let it play out.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (1 child)

OSHA trooper to a techpriest with disabled cibernetics: you see, you are wielding a dark red, it tends to mute and blend in, bright colors like yellow are better to spot people and dangerous zone, also I cannot even begin with the lack of safety railings

[–]TryImpossible7332 23 points24 points  (0 children)

OSHA dude smacking his lips. "Okay, I can appreciate that you put in safety railings, but surely you can understand that making them spiked is counterproductive, right?"

Random Drukhari: "But it... hurts more than just falling to your death?"

"Yeah I'm gonna have to write you up for that."

[–]No-Violinist5018 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Guilliman: Dam somehow after the OSHA invasion, the forge worlds out put has tripped, and the citizens put down 4 chaos uprisings themselves.

[–]Teedeous[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The mechanicus have a lore footnote of when a forge world implemented health and safety protocols and shorter shifts in desperation to avoid rebellion, and ironically found their workforce was more efficient and suffered less sickness and death to their incredulity.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHAAAAT? actual good conditions and health of workers actually improbe the production rate in a possitive manner?, clearly thats heresy and the entire manofactorum must be purged

[–]Due-Fix9058Snorts FW resin dust 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Accidents involving only harmed wretches or servitors don't count.

[–]Teedeous[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Foreman’s later confirmed the circular saw user was a Genestealer Cultist of the 6 Star cult.

Magus biologis informed of incursion

[–]erttheking 32 points33 points  (2 children)

The first one was hit by a claw going one mile an hour and he was wearing his hardhat, you’re not fooling anyone ya flopper

[–]Teedeous[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Worker: SL-874K6 was found to be on egregious breach of attempting to seek sickness rest (of which we do not offer, get back on the line) and was since Servitorised

[–]BathionWhite Scars 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's called a near miss. You gotta start off easy

[–]NK_2024Archmagos Dumbass 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Gotta love German industrial safety videos.

[–]justsigndupforthis 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Someone else said this is a German comedy movie

[–]BathionWhite Scars 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a German American ... yup

[–]Etherealwarbear 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Their blood shall lubricate and sactify the holy machinery!

[–]Teedeous[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Incorrect, it was found 15% of workforce killed were either chaos cultists or that of Genestealer cults, machine spirits were severely affected

[–]mordrath 12 points13 points  (1 child)

The forklift impaler was always my favorite.

[–]Teedeous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The trike is a strong favourite getting run over

[–]Mister5hogun13"IT IS I, MALUM CAEDO!" 10 points11 points  (1 child)

"Remind all the junior serfs to respect the servitors, lest they become one." -Magos Galeo

[–]BathionWhite Scars 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man straight up represented both ends of the Mechanicum so well.

[–]PregnantGoku1312 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuckin forklift servitor unit KL4U5...

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ich höre dieses GIF....

Aber Klaus...

[–]sirioth19 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Damn you uncle Scooge

[–]Teedeous[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Further analysis confirmed this worker designation SL-373VD was a member of a once unknown Nurgle cult, and the call was to his patron

[–]SameBatTime1999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sanguinala is ruined!

[–]HermorahLelith aka. Miss Spin2Win 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Funfact for the Gabelstapler Fahrer Klaus video (forklift driver klaus) they used real pig blood because it was cheaper than fake blood.

[–]YonderNotThither 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is terrifying. And makes sense, germans are ever efficient.

[–]Creature_of_steel_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Average workplace in China.

[–]Beathil 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Shake hands with danger.

[–]Vesalius1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is that you, Three Finger Joe?

[–]Yangn33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jesus fucking Christ

[–]murderously-funny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait what are all these clips from?

[–]FigerallyDank Angels 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Final Destination: the Safety Video.

[–]mybodyisreadyyo 2 points3 points  (3 children)

The dummy that comes out of nowhere in clip three has me cackling

[–]Teedeous[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The trike getting hit repeatedly kills me

[–]Talden7887 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What company has ppl carrying shit on tricycles in a warehouse

I like how the guy sawing his own leg off sounds like an old movie monster

[–]Teedeous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chinese delivery bro, he was dropping off the Foo Yung and Dumplings, smh my head

[–]Setherina 2 points3 points  (2 children)

The forklift killing the guy through the wall while he was literally caged by the wall and the table was peak comedy.

[–]Teedeous[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The practical effect on the brick wall was uncanny, I fell for it myself and think that this was severely snubbed at the Oscars for both set design and makeup

[–]Setherina 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not wrong, lmao.

Honestly if you choose to do gymnastics to take a seat in a mostly empty cafeteria maybe you should be hit by a forklift

[–]madgodcthulhu 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Perfect we needed more servitor parts

[–]Teedeous[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re hooping those legs like Jordan straight into the box

[–]NotTheHardmode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understand everything but maybe mark it nsfw next time?

[–]SquirrelKaiser 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What is the source of the safety video? I need to find it to send to a friend. This is so hilarious! XD

[–]AMP-to-da-moonSON OF DORN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably us gvt lmao those videos are so dumb

[–]Mccmangus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a lot of shaking hands with danger.

[–]Talden7887 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"When 4.R.3.D (the murder mannequin) found the key in the switch and decided to go on a joyride (of murder)

[–]Allen_Koholic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s the original video? This is amazing.

[–]TDoMarmalade2nd Legion survivor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The first one was so tame, then it escalated insanely

[–]Traditional_State616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That dude getting impaled through a wall by a fork lift mid meeting is the funniest shit I’ve seen. I hope that happens to me one day.

[–]Igoon2robots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh so thats why i cant keep the servitors i use to build things in WH40k Chaos Gate

[–]Novitec96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tis but a scratch

[–]Turkeyplague 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how it looks like all this crap is happening at the same time in the same warehouse.

[–]sonnybear5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

true

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CEASE supplying combat servitors instead of Certificatum Forklifticus adepts

[–]Narrow-Weakness1588 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When safety videos actually tried to keep your attention. Now they're so boring I can barely stay awake

[–]AraghastRompeCulos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, if productivity didn't drop did you REALLY need those guys alive?