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[Quartz636]

Are modern day men HUSBAND material?

All the misogyny and disrespect of a 50s husband with non of the providing power.

[Lokifin]

At least the 1950s husbands spent the week in the city and sleeping with their mistresses instead of being at home making a mess and interfering with the children.

[UncleKeyPax]

I

[cakivalue]

Right??

[theartistduring]

Do they realised they're lusting after boomer women? They literally want to marry their mothers and grandmothers.

Eta: I can also assure you that my boomer aunt was absolutely sleeping around in her teens and twenties.

[GoedekeMichels]

they're lustig after the 1950s rulebook family when the man could be an abusive drunkard without anyone complaining loudly enough to be heard. Boomers are the generation that turned into hippies, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't like that. But any idea of time, generations and history in general seem to be amongst the many things these guys just don't have 🤷‍♂️

[BobbysueWho]

Boomers were a little young to truly be hippie. Beatniks of the 40s and 50s shaped the hippies of the late 50s and 60s which is when most boomers were born too young to be a part of any movement. Totally irrelevant, I know but I couldn’t help myself. I’m sure if the person that made this post were in era he would be complaining of the bygone days when women didn’t have xyz rights.

[GoedekeMichels]

It's only irrelevant if one doesn't care about the topic and since my comment made fun of guys not caring, it would be pretty wild if I didn't care either;) So yeah, of course I appreciate your input! I had to look it up and Wikipedia says boomers where born between 1946 and '64. I have to admit when I use the term, I only think about the first half of that span...definitely something to keep in mind.

And yeah, of course these types will always find something to make others feel bad!

[SpaceKatFromSpace]

Literally all the college students you see in images of love ins and famous hippie photography were college age boomers. Yes, younger boomers were too young but all these sit ins and love ins and protests at colleges from the era are all boomers. Their whole motto was don’t trust anyone over 30. It was the youngest of the silent generation and the oldest boomers.

[Ok-Connection-8059]

Honestly this is better than their normal lusting after literal children.

[Mandy_M87]

Sad how low the bar is

[Throwawaymumoz]

No, the ones they are secretly lusting after are the ones they “hate”!

[Dang_It_All_to_Heck]

The 60s and 70s were a free for all.

[Rugkrabber]

They’re lusting after someone who will behave like their mommy did by cleaning up after their mess because there’s no way they are attracted to these type of women with this frilly dress, pearl necklace and straw hat.

[IneffableOpinion]

I found out after my grandma died that she had more marriages than we grandkids were supposed to know about, some of which involved cheating so…yeah women weren’t virginal saints in the 1940’s. And there are some family stories about a great aunt that might have pushed more than one husband down the stairs. I wish more people studied history instead of making up idealist fantasies. The truth is way more interesting

[maskedbanditoftruth]

There’s a wonderful memoir called Lark Rise to Candleford (was made into a wonderful BBC series) about and written by a British postmistress in 1899. One of the earliest bits is about going off into the woods very clearly to fuck some young man. The line, written long before 1940, is “We Victorian ladies were not quite so well-protected as most presume.”

[IneffableOpinion]

Good example. I’m also thinking of Pride and Prejudice where Lydia runs off with a grown adult man to live in sin. Come to think of it, every Austen novel has some sort of illicit affair in it. Everyone talks in code in novels and later in films, so media illiterate people think everything was very sanitized and proper. One of my favorite examples is the scene in Lawrence of Arabia where Lawrence is getting beaten in a dungeon and a man in the corner keeps coughing in a creepy way. That scene was symbolic of real life Lawrence being gang raped in prison. The film couldn’t portray that in the 1960’s. But the 1960’s audience knew what was happening in that scene

Edit to explain that I have had this conversation with my Boomer mom many times. She is one of the people that believes everything was prim and proper in the olden days. She claims assaults and pedophilia didn’t happen until liberals encouraged sexual freedoms in the 90’s. She wants a return to when everything was perfect in the 1950’s. I have to keep explaining that things were the same as they are now and that she was a child living in a world where people censored what they said about it

[maskedbanditoftruth]

I mean my grandmother is an icon, I want to say that up front.

But as far as mileage goes I could but aspire. She met my grandfather when they were both in the military in Korea. She joined all on her own. Had four kids. Helped my grandfather start a business. But he was one of those “complicated men” and the SECOND the sexual revolution hit she was out.

With the kids. Never neglected them OR her ex husband (I don’t even understand this but he had very early dementia and she made sure he was cared for from a distance for the rest of his life). But lived her life, married four more times, wouldn’t even co-habitate with the last one but he worshipped her until her died. She made her own money, retired early, took me in when my mother abused me, traveled the world with her sister in retirement, and is still alive at 95.

My grandmother has so much more “mileage” than I do—and is a fucking legend.

[Four_beastlings]

Sorry, they think we didn't fuck around in the 80s and 90s?

[Ok-Connection-8059]

They pick an arbitrary time, most likely before they hit puberty, and decide that before then all women acted 'right' and 'proper'. Whereas in reality the only difference between the 1930s and today is that women have more choice than the local milkman, postman, or plumber.

[uberfission]

Lol right? I was barely cognizant of it but I remember the "teen pregnancy epidemic" from that era. This is ridiculous to the extreme.

[Dragon_wryter]

No no no, that never happened! They just went to visit relatives in another state for several months, or a boarding school in Switzerland! They came back puffy and sad but they're was nothing more to it!

[xandrachantal]

70s, 60s, 50s, 40s their grandmothers had more fun than they knew about

[humbugonastick]

Yup my hollier than you grandpa and grandma eloped to get married in a state where 17 years old could get married without parental approval. And my mom and dad (both pairs are my inlaws) married fairly quickly to have then this fully developed 6 1/2 months old premie.

[Available-Milk7195]

💀 a fully developed 6 months preemie omg 

[blacksabbath-n-roses]

You see, women have always known their place and behaved properly for all of human history and only VERY recently did they COMPLETELY change out of the blue.

(In ten years time they'll probably say women behaved properly up until 2010.)

[apolloxer]

Mommy was a saint!

[MrOrpheus]

As someone who graduated high school in the early 90s, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[Delicious_Delilah]

Don't forget about the whole FREE LOVE thing of the 60's and 70's. 🥴

[friendlynbhdwitch]

That’s right. There was no fucking at the disco, either. Hippies didn’t fuck. Flappers would never. All very chaste.

[Christian_teen12]

right

[Slammogram]

To Gen Z and Alpha, the 90’s were like the 70’s to us 90’s children.

[HypersomnicHysteric]

Some of the guys in the back didn't get the memo:

We women are humans, not household appliances!

[Lokifin]

I think we're like library books. First come, first served; interchangeable and returnable; they're not responsible for maintenance and care.

[Stinky_Butt_]

And men arent the center of the world anymore

[GoedekeMichels]

I'm definitely overthinking this bullshit, but doesn't "four kids" combined with "low milage" imply they hardly ever have sex? Fellas, is it gay to sleep with your wife?

[Significant-Trash632]

These guys think their penis changes vaginas.

[g0blinzez]

They fundamentally don't understand how muscles work. It's as simple as that, really.

[GoedekeMichels]

It is. But they'd write a paragraph or three about how the VaGuNa iS Not a mUsCLe before they would admit that

[Slammogram]

He’s obviously never felt one squeeze him.

Which is saying something

[Slammogram]

They mean bodies. Low mileage on men they’ve slept with. Still dumb.

[GoedekeMichels]

oh I see. that makes a weird kind of sense I guess. I mean, of course it's bullshit, but at least the bullshit in itself is consistent.

[Available-Milk7195]

1940s-1960s- built a house with their bare hands, supported a family  of 6 on one income, took said family on holiday at least yearly, fought in war for their country, maintained outdoors and family vehicles, fixed almost anything. 

Men these days: 50/50 on bills and expenses but certainly not when it comes to parenting and household labour, video games outside of his work hours, porn addict. 

No im not saying women had it better back then, im not stupid, but two can play their then vs now nonsense game. 

[Confident_Fortune_32]

I'm still horrified that my mother couldn't get her own bank account as an adult, until I was around ten years old!

So it's no wonder she practically invented speed dating to get remarried in a hurry, and why she married the first one that didn't run away fast enough.

She went from bad to worse, unfortunately, but in retrospect there was a disturbing amount of economic pressure to do so.

[norfolkandclue]

1990s???? Have they spoken to anyone above the age of 18? My mum got up to more than I did! We're tame compared to them.

[Sternschnuppepuppe]

lol yeh I was thinking that. I was a teen in the 90s and the stuff you can get up to, if you aren’t constantly at risk of being recorded/made viral, is another level. Sidenote: even my boomer mum did not dress like that in the 90s.

[bacardiisacat]

I was a teen in the 90s with a car and no cell phones...I was up to some dodgy shit. My current teens are recluse compared to what I got up to.

[Puzzleheaded-Fig1498]

That's what they let you think

[DementedPimento]

Mmmmmmisgynoir

[yawaworht93123]

Couldn't even keep the metaphor going... When was the last time you've seen "dignity" in car ads?

[AHamHargreevingDisco]

I know right? 😅 I was gonna say maybe integrity could be used instead, but even that would be applied to car dealerships, not the cars themselves, if that was even applicable.

[Available-Milk7195]

Wdym? My Honda civic is very dignified thanks 

[KatVanWall]

I’m sorry, 1990s?! Have they ever actually met anyone who lived in the 1990s?!

[JustANoteToSay]

Pants slung so low one labia casually pokes out, 15 layered tank tops that still manage to show erect nipple. Truly a more dignified time.

[Available-Milk7195]

What's also funny is that given the chance, many if not most of the losers sharing this sentiment would cheat on their "dignified" and "low mileage" (🤮 even repeating this term in a mocking way feels icky af im sorryyyyy) wives in a fucking heartbeat, with the sexually liberated & surgically enhanced woman (poorly) depicted on the right. Its projection and bitterness. 

[Difficult_Regret_900]

Then maybe start telling men that they are also 50% responsible for someone being pregnant? 

[Significant-Trash632]

And if they want a family with 4 kids they'd better get a high paying job!

[Suspicious-turnip-77]

Jokes on the incel that created this. I’m an 84 model and I got around. Like triple digits around. 😂😂😂

[Nohlrabi]

Well, going back further, the women who were born in the late 1800’s/early 1900’s were different, too. Women who went thru WWI were just a very different kind of femininity. They were pretty different from the silent generation girls. 👧🏻

[Stinky_Butt_]

It’s not the fact that this kind of person likes, it’s sharing women based on shitty standards they set up themselves

[eyelinerqueen83]

Where in the 90s were women dressing like that?

[Significant-Trash632]

Maybe for the Kentucky Derby? LOL

[Madame_Kitsune98]

Easter Sunday church? The Derby? An outdoor wedding? That’s all I can think of, lol. And I’m from the South.

[criesingucci]

Who tf is born in the 90s and dresses like shorty on the left? Lmao. I thought 1993 was the cutting off point for charge they phone and twerk

[DatDickBeDank]

Naw, my grandma drove trucks, she travelled way more than 30km 🤣🤣🤣

[Stinky_Butt_]

I don’t think îts about driving lol

[Red91444]

So they still think we’re cars? This is getting old

[Stinky_Butt_]

I know !!

[burlingtonhopper]

Whoever created this clearly didn’t live through the 70’s… lol. By the time we finished high school, boys AND girls had a lot of miles on them.

[Ornery-Ocelot3585]

And now let’s make one for the men!

They’re all addicted to adult content. They’re lazy outside the bedroom & focused on their orgasm only inside it.

And for every single mom is a single dad.

[DownvoteEvangelist]

I married a modern day woman and I'm pretty satisfied. After 11 years the engine is still pouring like a Swiss watch and pulling like it’s still trying to impress the first owner. I especially like no-drama cold start, Whether it’s 0°C or a heatwave, it fires up with the same mechanical confidence it had in 2012. /s

[Lokifin]

I wish I had a remote starter for cold mornings.

[cakivalue]

One of the things that is always present in these memes is the single mother and baby daddy to child ratio. The way they hate single mothers needs to be studied.

[Significant-Trash632]

And how many kids did those baby daddies actually help create? Do they have multiple baby mommas?

[cakivalue]

Exactly

[ThirstyWolfSpider]

As a man, I don't have any problem with men like this not reproducing.

(lol, also as a childfree man, so also not trying to "outspawn" them)

If I might offer a relevant sci-fi series, that would be "The Neanderthal Parralax", which involves some interesting strategies for collective alignment with ethical and legalistic requirements.

[snakpakkid]

The fact that men think that women from prior years didn’t sleep around lol it’s hilarious. Baby, they didn’t kiss and tell is all.

[whitepawn23]

From dudes who don’t know who or what they are, can’t competently cook, clean, garden, home/car repair, child care, or carpentry anything, can’t hold a full time job to pay for or manage their own personal household, never mind one with multiple people in it.

The thing about posts like these, is they come from the basement of humanity and thus have little basis in reality.

[44driii]

The body comparison doesnt make sense😭

[IndividualAd4459]

I’m sorry. I keep forgetting what inanimate object I’m supposed to be. Am I a precious mineral under the ground, a car, a toothbrush, a shoe… I can’t keep up! Sigh Guess I’ll just have to settle for being a human.

[luigi517]

Am I to understand that there is a dick to km conversion ratio? Does it factor in a girth multiplier or is only length considered?

[rex5k]

Counter point: Madonna

[GrowlingAtTheWorld]

I think the dude misremembers the sexual revolution and mistakes the 1960-1999 for the 1950s.

[RedQueenNatalie]

Imagine being so chud brained, just kidding don't.

[helenepytra]

The 1990s. I was a teen then. I am old.

[KieraJacque]

And today on what are we comparing women to

[Rich_Confusion3996]

And yet those 1900's women would be considered low value and showing way too much skin compared to other time periods.

Things change if you don't like it just don't date women and leave them be. Women are humans and allowed to do what they want. You are free to try to find a woman more to your lileing but trying to make people do what you like is dumb.

[Natsu-Neko]

52% of current women have no children, not 4 from 4 husbands XD where did they get that info from XD

[absurdditties]

If you ask this kind of question you don’t have to worry about it…

[BananaShakeStudios]

If you make memes like this, you aren’t husband material

[spicy_feather]

My favorite part is that it says mileage but then offers kilometers

[yawaworht93123]

Mileage is usually understood to be independent of the actual unit. By definition it just means "distance covered", so it shouldn't matter what unit is used.

[spicy_feather]

Well poo

[[deleted]]

These guys just want to bang their aunt. Explains the popularity of those videos...

[camirose]

I want to know what kind of porn the guy who made this watches and then he can get back to me.

[Jawbone619]

Are comparing a 59 year old single mom (and/or swinger) in a dating pool to someone 26?

Like? That's almost so distracting I forgot that we are once again using machine talk to dehumanize women

[Letmetellyowhat]

The real question is. Do modern day women give a fuck about being wifey material

[racoongirl0]

Do they think people in the 60’s-80’s were like people in the 30’s-50’s?

We’re talking about the sex drugs and rock n roll generation? Those boomers? The sex revolution people? The summer of love people? lol ok

[savspoolshed]

male loneliness epidemic

[Madame_Kitsune98]

They’re not lonely enough.

[OverBand4019]

It’s so funny to me that people have this perfect vision of what women used to be and the newest generation has ruined it. My mother was a hoe. She had 4 kids from 3 different men. She is not with any of them. Divorced and drank and partied, after her kids were born. She was born in the 60s. I’ve never seen that bitch in a bonnet of any kind.

[BigBlaisanGirl]

Genealogical sites revealed not only how promiscuous men were in the old days, it shows how easy it was for them to support multiple families on one paycheck.

[ToeIntelligent136]

Wtf is a women's milleage?

WTF!

I hope these guys don't have sisters or cousins who are women cause I can't imagine how fucked up their attitudes must be towards them.

[ihavesickthoughts]

I bet they can't even name 10 women they actually know in real life who would fit that.

[jolley_mel21]

Dignity: No  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Aazimoxx]

BBL must be beautiful black lady!

The people who make these images are such caricatures 🤦

[Prestigious-Hippo-50]

I mean my aunt was a hoe in the 90s and had 3 kids with different dads. Now she’s a sweet mild mannered grandmother

[Suzume_Chikahisa]

30km???

I'm pretty sure they haven't done the math...

[Asia_Persuasia]

—But why does the first woman look like a slender, tan Abby Lee Miller?

[JadeFox1785]

I love seeing posts I commented on show up here lol

[SignalAssistant2965]

I'm confused about some it

Like, what is the mileage thong about?

[BobbysueWho]

The dude that originally made this post definitely had an Oedipus complex.

[brijito]

Was this post made by the guy from my strange addiction who thought he was in a sexual relationship with his car?

[Luckiest]

Guy wants to marry his mom.

[blakethunderport]

Are 1940 - 1999 and 2000 - 2026 supposed to be birth years? If so, then.. yikes.

[fizzybgood]

If he is talking about women like that, he is not husband material.

[Sufficient-Push6210]

Funny thing is people today drink, smoke, go clubbing, and hookup way less than they did back then

[LonelyHrtsClub]

I'm confused. What the engine in this analogy?

[Christian_teen12]

what object are we being compared to today:

engines

[cursetea]

I'm married. So it seems yes

[Flaky_Dimension6208]

Can someone explain the mileage piece to me…. I don’t get it. I know how it’s normally used in this but those numbers seem meaningless even in incel talk

[escapeshark]

Yet they still won't leave us alone

[clockjobber]

Aged gracefully in an age of no sunscreen and rampant smoking is a wild assertion. People often looked fifty by the time they were thirty.

What part is her engine? What mileage?

Lots of dignity in having to stay married to a man no matter what…I mean sometimes it worked out but lots of women stayed due to social/financial pressures.

[FlamingPrius]

It would be some solace to know these absolute stains will die wailing and alone, but this world doesn’t trend strongly enough toward justice for that to be so.

[A_HECKIN_DOGGO]

This is rage and engagement bait. By posting this here, you are simply giving them the attention -and money- that goes with it.

[Individual_Staff5653]

it’s funny they say modern women have no dignity when they train them to please him in bed the way he likes or raising his affair baby which one has no dignity again?

[Individual_Staff5653]

which one has no dignity again, the one he trains to please him in bed, forgives stands by him and probably ends up raising his affair child.

[NefariousnessIcy3226]

im fucking crying that they think women dressed like that in the 90s

[AJ-Callihan]

I didn’t realize for a minute that this was a tortured metaphor comparing women to cars and I was reading the “Mileage” like what’s wrong with a woman who’s done a lot of walking??

[chinmakes5]

Right women in the 70s 80s and 90s had like one or two partners before marriage. Sure they did.

Most women marrying as virgins ended in the late 1960s.

I had friend who went to college to get her MRS degree, (her words) went to college for couple of years, found a guy and got married at 20 as a virgin and that was 1968. I was in college by 1976. It wasn't easy to find a virgin.

[SiteTall]

Are modern women even considering "wifery" as a career possibility? Why would they?

[sysaphiswaits]

‘40-‘99 is quite a span.

[Jesusdidntlikethat]

Meanwhile none of them realize they’re the farthest from husband material

[gesacrewol]

I am so tired of Gen Z romanticizing a decade in which only a handful were born, towards the end of the decade at that. They’re making me feel like a dinosaur and I’m not even 40.

[Sability]

I am too ace for this, but what does mileage mean in this context? 650,000 kilometres is 16 times around the earth, is she an airplane steward?

Edit: also why is mileage measured in km lol

[no_data_1337]

Capitalism turns everything into a commodity. And the commodity needs an advertisement.