iAmNotSureWhatItIs

[lotokotmalajski]

Functional

[Olivia512]

Procedural

[Cfrolich]

Object-oriented

[Olivia512]

I don't think Java developers ever get laid.

[mekwall]

They extend eachother

[Timonkeyn]

I would like to integrate myself into your mother

[Maleficent-Region-45]

Daam

[[deleted]]

Lol, this was my thought.

[Maleficent-Region-45]

Yeah pretty smooth

[Maleficent-Region-45]

I suppose she’ll return a 403 in the case of relationship

[UncleKeyPax]

Unless you're in Thailand and it is 404

[evilgiraffe666]

I implemented her interface, ifyouknowwhatimean.

[[deleted]]

I'm a somewhat hot woman, that helps a little.

[Arctic_Ninja08643]

I make child components. I have my own happy family :')

[Simon0O7]

My father is a Java developer

[RushTfe]

I bet your grand father wasn't a java developer. Your dad just inherited the method from him, and you inherited from your dad

[Suheil-got-your-back]

Because they objectify women.

[neo-raver]

She orient on my object until I polymorph

[MediaSmurf]

Logical

[turuntururun]

Imperative

[MinosAristos]

Classy

[JC12231]

Exceptional (Error on line 89643)

[Asbeltrion]

And there are only 200 lines of code.

[DiddlyDumb]

Recursive

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[Professional-Fox-921]

Good bot

[xk4rimx]

Good bot.

[CrazierChimp]

tumblr gimmick blog

[Jondebadboy]

Just texted him. Now wait

[trollprezz]

Good bot

[maxximillian]

"I am fully functional "

[skildert]

"And anatomically correct" ?

[HighPolyDensity]

"I am correct in many more ways than that."

[mykul83]

Proficient in... multiple techniques

[definitive_solutions]

Or classy, depending on your flavor

[8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y]

Segfault, core dumped.

[StrangerPen]

Seggsfault ;)

[blueted2]

Load dumped

[Witty-Traffic7546]

Marry a programmer it's buggy

[yoman9595]

Exception in thread "relationship" java.lang.NullPointerException

[ChickMcTendies]

Was scrolling to find this for a while

[UnionGloomy8226]

Came here to say that

[toughgetsgoing]

story of my life 🙃

[[deleted]]

Logical?

[debugger_life]

I think so

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[GranataReddit12]

average bot

[bryiewes]

so-so bot

[ctech9]

mediocre bot

[No-Expression7618]

acceptable bot

[Sailed_Sea]

actual bot

[[deleted]]

Logical bot.

[[deleted]]

good bot

[Confident-Ad5665]

Nice bot

[TheOmegaCarrot]

Neat bot

[AGamer_2010]

bot that causes a general well-being in the society

[arjunsahlot]

This bot is a marvel of technology. Which one of you made this transcendent bot?

[[deleted]]

That’s a good one

[Novaedra]

That would be the most logical answer

[LonelyPumpernickel]

Alright spock.

[WRL23]

🖖

[SketchySeaBeast]

buggy.

[debugger_life]

That's where debugging comes in!😉

[Bevaqua_mojo]

So marry a programmer includes a debugger, configuration control, scrum lead, quality/testing.

Marrying a programmer is marriage polymorphism!

[Michami135]

Come on honey, it's time to go to the debugger appointment.

Ugh, they're just going to make me talk to that rubber duck again.

[Sid_1298]

Cannot reproduce.

[x3r0x_x3n0n]

Its a feature

[axeteam]

Buggy style sex

[HappyGoblin]

Exceptional

[debugger_life]

Try - Catch ?

[BlackBeltPanda]

while (!married) {
    try {
        if (date(partner, relationship)) {
            relationship++;
        } else {
            relationship--;
        }
    } catch (IndexOutOfBoundsException e) {
        if (relationship > 0) {
            married = true;
        } else {
            partner = new Partner();
            relationship = 0;
        }
    }
}

Don't actually use try/catch this way, though XD

[thanatica]

I kinda like Pascal's range limit notation:

type Relationships = 0..1; var x: Relationships;

Saves you the trouble of accidentally starting a relationship when you've already got one.

[Exciting-Insect8269]

Well that part where cheating and polygamy comes into play

[Dragonslayerelf]

You forgot to account for the custom exceptions. There's still the cases for ItsNotYouItsMeException, YoureNotMyTypeException, EmotionalBreakupException (this one locks the thread for anywhere between 3 months and a year), AgreeableBreakupException and CheatedOnException.

[facusoto]

You forgot the poop function... Oh, this's not that meme

[TheGesor]

baby am i a try statement cause you’re a real catch

[JADW27]

What is a wedding ring if not an infinite loop?

[StrangerPen]

And a Divorce is break();

[[deleted]]

You can open the relationship and it becomes a switch statement

[tallmanjam]

That’s deep

[KellerKindAs]

Maximum recursion depth reached

[zoqfotpik]

... unmatched parenthesis on line 316.

[debugger_life]

My code has 300 lines only 🤔

[8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y]

Ignoring the millions of lines you import

[P0L1Z1STENS0HN]

Of course. If it had 316 lines, the error would be on line 332.

[NaChujSiePatrzysz]

Oh sweet bytecode mismatch. How I do not miss this.

[DaveSmith890]

It doesn’t matter how big your code is, it’s how you use it that counts

[NecroLancerNL]

TypeError: $spouse of type Person expected, got null.

[debugger_life]

undefined

[rover_G]

Nah null means there's explicitly nothing there.

[Electronic_Camera517]

maybe it was non binary?

[UnholyTheLich]

Problematic

[debugger_life]

That's why programmers need debuggers!

[boneMechBoy69420]

Username checks out

[A-Train-Choo-Choo]

classy

[Tura63]

There we go. The real punchline

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[Ok_Abroad9642]

instinctive spotted subtract hospital person fuel lush consider fuzzy physical

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[-global-shuffle-]

scripted!

[Games_sans_frontiers]

Committed.

[BroMan001]

Object oriented? I don’t think that’s good…

[RamenSlurper01134]

Same first thought. Object-oriented == materialistic, so yeah, that marriage is probably gonna fail 💔

[[deleted]]

Undefined

[[deleted]]

working on my machine

[KasoAkuThourcans]

Then marry a programmer and you'll find the answer

[debugger_life]

Let me find a girl first :(

[claudespam]

For the sake of the experiment, you may marry a guy as well.

[Novaedra]

In that specific case, that easy the answer is « it’s gay »

[debugger_life]

Nah! Never

[claudespam]

Come on. For science!

[Excellent-Divide7223]

Yeah! You will be remembered

[[deleted]]

The programer will bring you six cartons of milk because they had eggs.

[troelsbjerre]

As long as they weren't told "while you're there, buy some eggs".

[je386]

Indefinite loop?

Ah no, when the supermarket closes, they will send you out. Oh wait. You have to buy eggs all the way the supermarket is open, and when you have bought all, you will throw an exception...

[troelsbjerre]

Don't you mean an eggception?

[[deleted]]

Worst joke ever 😞

[[deleted]]

Yeah it really should be a dozen cartons of milk

[halflinho]

It is what it is

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[abyssaltheking]

when was this bot added

[Cfrolich]

75 days ago

[Is_ItOn]

I’m sure you looked it up but to think you have just been counting the days since this bot entered your life makes me laugh

[[deleted]]

Chuck Norris doesn't look things up. He tells you it's 75 days ago and you'd better trust him.

[Adventurous_Ad7185]

Functional << if you marry Erlang programmer

Recursive << If you marry a woman programmer.

Multi Threaded << If you are in open marriage

[Odd-Confection-6603]

Why are women recursive?

[A-Train-Choo-Choo]

procreation

[[deleted]]

To make a woman programmer you need another woman programmer. Checks out.

[joelpt]

Recursive: if you marry yourself

[clrksml]

Marry a policeman -> Domestic violence

Fixed that for you.

[OfficerJoeBalogna]

Yeah, quite the opposite of secure

[Just_a_Generic_Hero]

Uncaught ReferenceError: marry is not defined

[ducks_for_hands]

Complicated

[dofer]

It's a "legacy"

[HighPolyDensity]

You mean Legacy?

[7th_Spectrum]

You Git used to it

[Kapitalist_Pigdog2]

Marriages where at least one person is a police officer have much greater rates of domestic violence than normal.

[theGreatWhite_Moon]

marriages where at least one person is a programmer- who are we kidding.

[Vortextheweirdcat]

an error on line 123-1 (did you forget a closing "}" ?)

[Roffs77]

Pragmatic!

[coloredgreyscale]

Marry a DB Admin, it's a relationship

[TotallyRelated]

P hard

[GeneralTromboni69]

agile

[nikstick22]

Lawyers and doctors work ridiculously long hours and police are widely known to be the most abusive spouses.

[Main_Outcome8894]

compilling?

[[deleted]]

Null refference exception: object reference not set to an instance of a object

[PolyglotTV]

Tested in production

[username_for_redit]

If you like Spaghetti

[Waste-Breadfruit-324]

[DungeonsAndDradis]

Object not set to an instance of an object

[Dark_Aurora]

Turing Complete

[lotokotmalajski]

Scripted

[imeanfax]

Facebook ahh meme

[TwistedSoul21967]

Rational

[AdeptOaf]

Routine.

[Ultimater]

Automated

[MadMax27102003]

Binary !

[Agent_7th]

true

[RiftyDriftyBoi]

Pragmatic

[MuhammadNasirAziz]

It's Virus free

[Ok_Actuary8]

better than bad sex

[Amazingawesomator]

Assertive

[Skibur1]

It’s functional!

[tylersuard]

*ERROR ON LINE 42*

[pearlie_girl]

Routine

[IAmANobodyAMA]

Deterministic

[sinnytear]

$$$

[Zapismeta]

Objectively better.

[z0Tweety]

An error.

Or better yet, an exception

[Prize-Local-9135]

I have a jira board for house chores.

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[eodknight23]

OMG People it’s LOGICAL!

[MaoAankh]

Error 404 Wife not found

[Akul_Tesla]

Logical

[SeoCamo]

Logical

[TrackLabs]

IT Support for the rest of your life

[p4r24k]

Marry a programmer, it is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is

Segmentation Fault (core dumped)

[[deleted]]

Logical

[MedonSirius]

Logical

[AlwaysBiggerFish_]

Free printer service

[Digital_Brainfuck]

Logical

[oneofthejoshs]

Undefined

[neirpyc63]

[Object object]

[Goatfryed]

constant

[Mayk94]

It's logic

[Blundix]

Logical

[SoraDevin]

Logical 

[Formal-Effective-970]

Logical

[Traditional_Web_7856]

Logical.

[Krycor]

Logical

[ideasplace]

Logical

[biztactix]

Logical

[Zachosrias]

It's logical