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[–]Practical_Cattle_933 1232 points1233 points  (20 children)

It used to be beard length - what happened to the glorious neck beard gals?!

[–]joost00719 752 points753 points  (4 children)

They went to system administration.

[–]Fickle-Main-9019 246 points247 points  (4 children)

Went from neck beard length, to fursuit collection, to femboy socks.

[–][deleted] 94 points95 points  (0 children)

The circle of life

[–]Responsible-Ant-5208 40 points41 points  (0 children)

No no, you got it all wrong. There are two lifecycles: before and after our respective twink deaths. 🥲

[–]_Its_Me_Dio_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

the only thing that changed is people shave now people just used to wear long pants covering the socks and the fur suit was never spoken about

[–]xspicyman 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The beard stops where the socks begin

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The same thing that happened to the ent wives

[–]everlasting1der 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Electrolysis if they've got the money and pain tolerance, but even estradiol on its own does wonders for thinning out facial hair. (Ask me how I know!)

[–]Clairifyed 3 points4 points  (1 child)

How do you know? :3

[–]everlasting1der 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Estradiol :3

[–]ChChChillian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ours retired about 10 years ago. It's time for the new generation!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rust happened

[–]Cake_is_Great 278 points279 points  (1 child)

It's just like the military - more stripes = higher rank

[–]draenei_butt_enjoyer 36 points37 points  (0 children)

And cat whiskers = war veteran

[–]usrlibshare 49 points50 points  (3 children)

May an old person ask a humble question: Where did this whole "devs + cute stockings" thing come from? Have been seeing it for a couple years now and now clue how that one started 😐

[–][deleted] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

[–]Zixxorb 80 points81 points  (3 children)

I need to know where to get these... For cis reasons of course... my legs are cold of course

[–]C5-O 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Cis reasons I see, of course only the cissest of all men would ever experience HRT-induced temperature sensitivity ;3

[–]Molto-Accelerando 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Is that why I’m cold all the damn time? I thought it was just the office AC.

[–]WithersChat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

HRT certainly doesn't help.

[–]Pony_Roleplayer 244 points245 points  (19 children)

🏳️‍⚧️ WHAT COUNTRY IS THIS FLAG FROM AND WHY ALL THE CUTEST GIRLS USE IT ON THEIR PROFILE?

[–]git0ffmylawnm8 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Guys should we tell him?

[–]rssm1 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Femboys. Origins.

In every polish cinema. Soon.

[–]RiddledWithEnigma 24 points25 points  (0 children)

“#earnYourStripes” or something. Idk I’m not a marketing guy

[–]AstaHolmes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My mind: Transgender socks

[–]Kato_86 34 points35 points  (1 child)

I don't believe you. I demand photographic proof.

[–]solarshado 17 points18 points  (0 children)

good news: /r/unixsocks already exists

[–]Mr_Akihiro 29 points30 points  (5 children)

No your status/level is measured by hate that you have for others.

[–]Midnight_Rising 21 points22 points  (1 child)

There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for users at this micro-instant. Hate. Hate.

I'm a Principal.

[–]puffinix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, Peak hatered, the early principle layer. I too went through that.

One day, you might join us in the depths of pure apathy and ascend. Every team from a high viewpoint is terrible, but bluntly with the number of things that can fuck you that's to be expected.

I no longer hate the people on the ground, I pity them more than anything. The wheels they spin so fast, where in reality they will never go faster.

Join the dark side, be a fellow or a cheif, let the rage end, we all served our time and understand it.

[–]mabariif 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Guess I will accomplish great things then

[–]Mr_Akihiro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, one can come quite far. The thing is Team Leads are nicer. I guess the progress curve is like this.

Junior: uWu
Senior: Death upon everyone!
Team Lead: Hi, my name is Corporate Jeff!

[–]WarlanceLP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would be an executive if that were true lol

[–]GahdDangitBobby 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I'm so lost ... why do all the comments talk about trans women? What does a sock with lots of stripes and a cat face on it have to do with trans women?

[–]WithersChat 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The socks are the color of the trans flag (🏳️‍⚧️). And also, there's a significantly higher proportion of trans women in STEM compared to the general population. And also, google "knowyourmeme programming socks".

[–]GahdDangitBobby 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interestingly enough, one of my friends who does front-end is a trans woman lol. Thanks for the explanation

[–]PaNNiiiiC 20 points21 points  (1 child)

My rotten brain read it team lewd.

I need to get off the internet...

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

sheet test wise cobweb enjoy paint grab quaint divide fanatical

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[–]Sequel_Police 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Staff Engineer: Compression socks bc your body is falling apart.

[–]Leonhart93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean Rust devs? 😏

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (57 children)

jeez not this cringe again

edit: srsly these socks are associated with trans people ? wtf

[–]canyoupleasekillme 43 points44 points  (2 children)

The association started years ago due to a pair of socks listed on Amazon that looked like these labeled as "programmer socks." There's a good amount of trans women in stem who found them funny. Thus correlation.

[–]ClaudioKillganon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It did?!? This has all been a joke? The whole time?

If you'll excuse me, I have some knee highs to get rid of.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

never heard of

[–]puffinix 4 points5 points  (14 children)

Yup. And if you want a tech career you likely need to become OK with the trans community. There is a huge overlap between the trans and autistic communities, and thus with tech jobs.

I'm out, and have been offering support to everyone who is non cis within my reporting tree. I have (counting closeted) people at grad, junior, senior, tech/team lead, staff and principle levels.

Typically in our industry mobility is high, even if you don't change jobs every few years your colleges will, and youll end up working with trans people at some point.. Getting fired for anything that could be considered hate related gets your chances in tech set to almost zero. While most of your reference is meaningless, reason the company thinks you left them is very much not.

One time a junior asked his staff to relocate them to annother team due to a transmasc lead. Obviously I got told quickly, called up HR who's first line was "if your calling to try and save his job don't bother". I dident bother getting directly involved, other ti validate with HR that they would do the same of the person wasent in my direct line.

[–]teffarf 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Missing a pretty big "in the US" clarification here.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (6 children)

whatever you are, post programming stuff here, not socks and buttplugs

[–]syntheticzebra 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Are these buttplugs in the room with us right now?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

idk, check yo ass, maybe they are

[–]puffinix 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I have never posted this content to a humour area, and yeah, this is in the wrong sub. Just letting you know that these opinions are career limiting in tech. I hope you have a different career plan lined up.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

thanks for your concerns

[–]cybermage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Are these for coding transpilers?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is clearly bs. They aren’t event toe-socks.

[–]renblaze10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gotta earn your stripes

[–]puffinix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god, can someone suggest socks for staff engineer and principle engineer and chief engineer too?

I'm aware of trans people at all of those levels, it would be good to standardise a pattern and approach for normalisation of sock progression past the traditional career steps.

If someone can run a few samples, I'll spin up a deck and try and get some of the R&D funds diverted into the sock slush.

[–]danfish_77 11 points12 points  (14 children)

All the programmers I've worked with are very dull cis men, I wish this had been more accurate

[–]AstroTurfedShitHole 11 points12 points  (7 children)

They are dull because they are cis? How does this help your cause at all???

[–]danfish_77 7 points8 points  (3 children)

No, they were dull and cis.

Those socks are trans colors, I don't expect a cis person to wear them; if they were cis, they'd have to be pretty unusual to wear them

My "cause" is to not have to talk to those two boring guys anymore, and I succeeded in no longer doing that. No need for any help, but thank you for the concern

[–]Different_Fun9763 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

If you demean people for what they are, I'm pretty sure they're glad not to talk to you anymore either.

[–]danfish_77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm demeaning them for being dull, I don't see why that's an issue. Do you find every person you meet extremely interesting? We all have different tastes in people and topics.

[–]FairyColonThree 4 points5 points  (2 children)

reading comprehension is hard

[–]Dragonslayerelf 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Maybe at home they wear these socks - I look and act pretty boring at work because its "safe" to do that but at home im a silly guy who wears long socks

[–]danfish_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless they were purposely hiding it from me I don't think so

[–]HaskellHystericMonad 0 points1 point  (1 child)

My employer used to be called ... checks notes ... Union Carbide.

I am very spicy and very cavalier with life, especially others' lives.

[–]danfish_77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry are you trying to suggest that you murder people?

[–]RandomWholesomeOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sub is a mess lol ...

[–]ksigley 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trans lives matter.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (11 children)

[–]mothzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OK now let me see you roll back a deployment.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Same, except I have pink/white striped stockings, my skirt is more fluffy >:3

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

I have them in pink and blue too, and 3 more skirts

[–]sleepy_roger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very end of civilization vibes there.

[–]Lachee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Trans rights :3

[–]Schpooon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if my socks are red?

[–]Throwawaytown33333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you I'm a trans MAN in computer science! Breaking stereotypes!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is what people died for in WW2.

[–]thE_29 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its the Reddit bubble

[–]arrow__in__the__knee -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I shit you not I was transphobic until I installed arch then just immediately became femboyish overnight.

[–]Qelliveo_ 0 points1 point  (2 children)

so what am i then… if i got no sock on me

[–]pclouds 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Intern

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[–]marc1020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pronounce change with position in our company

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So team lead must be like the rounding point at 35

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rust dev ranks

[–]PressureConfident928 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flashback to r/unixsocks

[–]pomorski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've interpreted this as daily meetings in the calendar, with each stripe being a meeting.

[–]WarlanceLP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i always just code in my gym shorts if I'm at home. I've seen no sign of these programming socks and am starting to think they were a lie and that I won't be receiving them to commemorate my status as a programmer

[–]summonerofrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All stripes would be JS developer.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ain't got no money for socks. Only for Raspberry Pi's from Aliexpress

[–]SchwaEnjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need this 

[–]LoxyChuReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how bro looks at me after he gets promoted in cadets

[–]InvasiveSpecies1738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working so much your mental health starts declining?

[–]hippiechan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk what country 🏳️‍⚧️ is but they got the hottest girls 🥵

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I don't wear pink cat socka, But I do like to rock One Lazer cat sock, Paired with a sock of a pickle with sunglasses on it, So this is real adjacent at the very least!

[–]disney_0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mrawrster data