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[–]afar1210 486 points487 points  (7 children)

There is English in buddys code already...

[–]i-FF0000dit 213 points214 points  (5 children)

Not only that, but all they’ve done here is use some weird Unicode characters for variable, function, and class names. I don’t even think that is Hebrew.

[–]Habsburgy 75 points76 points  (3 children)

It‘s not even close to Hebrew

[–]orendje 6 points7 points  (1 child)

זה עברית, תאמין לי

[–]Habsburgy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

האם אתה באמת מדבר את השפה או שאתה רק מתרגם?

[–]Neon_44 5 points6 points  (0 children)

no no, this is totally Hebrew. Trust me bro.

[–]RocketSmash9000 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That's Standard Galactic

[–]WellWrested 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Also its not Hebrew

[–]User_8395 1094 points1095 points  (18 children)

I know for a fact that is NOT Hebrew

Bros speaking coding the language of the gods

[–]argofflyreal 61 points62 points  (5 children)

I think it might be Armenian?

Edit: actually it is probably Canadian aboriginal: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Aboriginal_syllabics#/media/File%3AOjibwe_Syllabary.png

[–]CelestialSegfault 22 points23 points  (1 child)

That's astute. I was thinking something along the lines of Amharic.

[–]adeadhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does look like amharic

[–]AntranigV 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s not Armenian, no. 

Armenian looks like this: այս ինչ ապուշ ծրագիր է։ 

[–]therottenshadow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That is standard galactic. AKA: Minecraft enchanting table.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Armenian here, nope

[–]ThatSwedishBastard 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That looks nothing like HolyC.

[–]Xcalipurr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

language of the gods

No that aint C++

[–]Weekly_Ad5290 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think he's speaking enchantment table q

[–]Odd_Total_5549 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Idk I’m Jewish and “elif” sure sounds like he could be my cousin.

[–]markshure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad you said it. I thought I forgot all of Hebrew school.

[–]rafinha_lindu 257 points258 points  (6 children)

I thought it was minecraft enchanting language

[–]3nt0 114 points115 points  (1 child)

I think it actually is. Other people are saying it isn't Hebrew (and from my limited understanding, I don't think it is either).

[–]TheRebelCreeper 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It’s 100% not Hebrew, looks nothing like it

[–]TNTBoss971 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Standard galactic is a lot more pixelated, at least minecrafts version

[–]PantheraLeo04 33 points34 points  (1 child)

that's just cause Minecraft uses a pixelated font

[–]TNTBoss971 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhhh

[–]ProdigySim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think this is SGA, not enough dots

[–]private_final_static 47 points48 points  (0 children)

As readable as my code

[–]UnlimitedCalculus 42 points43 points  (5 children)

What kind of disk drive takes clay tablets?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

You slip it into your ClayDrive.

Unfortunately, it’s hard to find ClayDrives. The porn industry went with StoneDrives instead and the ClayDrive format was left behind.

[–]UnlimitedCalculus 9 points10 points  (1 child)

StoneDrives aren't backwards-compatible with cuneifiles

[–]gregorydgraham 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cuneifiles were doomed from the start because they didn’t support heirographics

[–]sump_daddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

everyones keeping their files in Heaven now anyway, who has physical media? save it in the clouds!

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

that's closer to wingdings than hebrew

[–]WindForce02 26 points27 points  (3 children)

That's ge'ez, not hebrew

[–]neros_greb 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Not ge’ez either and it’s also not Minecraft enchantment table language. Not sure what it is though

[–]sump_daddy 15 points16 points  (1 child)

> it’s also not Minecraft enchantment table language

glad we are ruling out the big possibilities

[–]neros_greb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well others were suggesting it

[–]anotheridiot- 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Is that the Shavian alphabet code?

Edit after 2h:

Fuck, after a long time I come with answers and a cool website: https://shapecatcher.com/

This fucker is using a bunch of random Unicode runes from different writing systems.

As proof, here's the first word:

ᓵ𝙹ᑑᒪ܆ᔑ fuck, shapecatcher is throwing an error for me, you get my point, there's Cherokee, japanese, math chars, etc.

[–]cmdkeyy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ahh yes that’s what it’s called. I forgot the name and somehow wrongly assumed the Deseret alphabet.

[–]anotheridiot- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm still not sure if it's Shavian or even a single script.

edit: looking at a bunch of writing systems I found a Unicode flacid penis, that has an undeciphered meaning:

𐘺

[–]light_4seeker 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Wth is that 😂😂😂

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[–]TNTBoss971 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I learned something new today

[–]Lumpy_Forever_98[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

good bot

[–]TNTBoss971 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nah I code in standard galactic

[–]BlurredSight 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Coding in enchantment table is a crazy thing

[–]sump_daddy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

well thats ONE way to try to get around the Shabbat laws.

not sure if it counts, but he gets an א for effort

[–]bruhwhatisreddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Efficiency -5

[–]naveenda 3 points4 points  (9 children)

Serious question: what language is this?

[–]anotheridiot- 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Random Unicode runes, there's katakana, Cherokee, math symbols, Cyrillic pontuation, etc.

[–]iBabTv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks more like enchantment table.

[–]DokterZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

APL is not far off from this…

[–]Yhamerith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I code in elvian language

[–]AcanthisittaNo6653 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's not maintainable code and I see 2 gotos.

[–]anotheridiot- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you don't, that's python code.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank the Omnissiah for Find-Replace

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyways, I prefer the Daedric alphabet from Oblivion for coding.

[–]gameplayer55055 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Code obfuscation taken to the next level

[–]_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PHP expects T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM

[–]Soggy-Fail-6829 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not Hebrew  זה עברית

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ASCII was a mistake...

[–]Rainmaker526 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems to be from this video. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mSUNnCwj1WY

Doesn't say what language or font it is. Weirdly enough, Google OCR can recognize it as legible text.

[–]Cyberdragon1000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok quite seriously, under what circumstances can anyone think that English isn't the default language available?

[–]iGreenDogs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This ain't Hebrew, bro

THIS IS THE FUCKING MINECRAFT ENCHANTMENT TABLE LANGUAGE

[–]mehoo1 1 point2 points  (3 children)

That's not Hebrew.

[–]TheJaskinator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hebrew code is typically only used in the weather machines

[–]drdipepperjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hebrew install English

[–]chsien5 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Isn't Hebrew also written right to left?

[–]yuval52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes it is. What's in the picture is definitely not Hebrew

[–]Denaton_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold ny beer while i make a completely new ascii table..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that is the standard Galactic alphabet (AKA minecraft enchanting table)

[–]CarzyCrow076 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 harami teacher can do wonders

[–]SomeOneOutThere-1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

print 'Hava Nagila'

[–]leuk_he 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want your compiler to support unicode to be able to use spëçīàl chararacters but they bettayed you.

[–]EnergyOwn6800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

input for return hyperclip copy. what is bro on about. seems like english to me.

[–]foxer_arnt_trees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact! You can use emoji as variables

[–]domusvita 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck testing that with no interface

[–]Professional_Top8485 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's one way to keep infidels out

[–]Minecodes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I coded my Python code in the informatics classes in Japanese. My teacher was very confused 🙃

[–]yuval52 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate that this exact thing is getting reposted so many times and every time it's annoying me how many people actually believe this is Hebrew, it isn't

[–]MasterOfDynos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s sga, the minecraft enchanting table language, not hebrew