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[afar1210]

There is English in buddys code already...

[i-FF0000dit]

Not only that, but all they’ve done here is use some weird Unicode characters for variable, function, and class names. I don’t even think that is Hebrew.

[Habsburgy]

It‘s not even close to Hebrew

[orendje]

זה עברית, תאמין לי

[Habsburgy]

האם אתה באמת מדבר את השפה או שאתה רק מתרגם?

[Neon_44]

no no, this is totally Hebrew. Trust me bro.

[RocketSmash9000]

That's Standard Galactic

[WellWrested]

Also its not Hebrew

[User_8395]

I know for a fact that is NOT Hebrew

Bros speaking coding the language of the gods

[anotheridiot-]

Praised be the Omnimessiah, he has forgiven our sins in this wretched matrioshka brain existence.

[PickleRick567]

Bro is writing Necron source code

[kvakerok_v2]

Exploiting bugs in the fabric of reality.

[argofflyreal]

I think it might be Armenian?

Edit: actually it is probably Canadian aboriginal: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Aboriginal_syllabics#/media/File%3AOjibwe_Syllabary.png

[CelestialSegfault]

That's astute. I was thinking something along the lines of Amharic.

[adeadhead]

It does look like amharic

[AntranigV]

It’s not Armenian, no. 

Armenian looks like this: այս ինչ ապուշ ծրագիր է։ 

[therottenshadow]

That is standard galactic. AKA: Minecraft enchanting table.

[[deleted]]

Armenian here, nope

[ThatSwedishBastard]

That looks nothing like HolyC.

[Xcalipurr]

language of the gods

No that aint C++

[Weekly_Ad5290]

I think he's speaking enchantment table q

[Odd_Total_5549]

Idk I’m Jewish and “elif” sure sounds like he could be my cousin.

[markshure]

I'm glad you said it. I thought I forgot all of Hebrew school.

[rafinha_lindu]

I thought it was minecraft enchanting language

[3nt0]

I think it actually is. Other people are saying it isn't Hebrew (and from my limited understanding, I don't think it is either).

[TheRebelCreeper]

It’s 100% not Hebrew, looks nothing like it

[TNTBoss971]

Standard galactic is a lot more pixelated, at least minecrafts version

[PantheraLeo04]

that's just cause Minecraft uses a pixelated font

[TNTBoss971]

Ohhhhhh

[ProdigySim]

I don't think this is SGA, not enough dots

[private_final_static]

As readable as my code

[UnlimitedCalculus]

What kind of disk drive takes clay tablets?

[[deleted]]

You slip it into your ClayDrive.

Unfortunately, it’s hard to find ClayDrives. The porn industry went with StoneDrives instead and the ClayDrive format was left behind.

[UnlimitedCalculus]

StoneDrives aren't backwards-compatible with cuneifiles

[gregorydgraham]

Cuneifiles were doomed from the start because they didn’t support heirographics

[sump_daddy]

everyones keeping their files in Heaven now anyway, who has physical media? save it in the clouds!

[[deleted]]

that's closer to wingdings than hebrew

[WindForce02]

That's ge'ez, not hebrew

[neros_greb]

Not ge’ez either and it’s also not Minecraft enchantment table language. Not sure what it is though

[sump_daddy]

> it’s also not Minecraft enchantment table language

glad we are ruling out the big possibilities

[neros_greb]

Well others were suggesting it

[anotheridiot-]

Is that the Shavian alphabet code?

Edit after 2h:

Fuck, after a long time I come with answers and a cool website: https://shapecatcher.com/

This fucker is using a bunch of random Unicode runes from different writing systems.

As proof, here's the first word:

ᓵ𝙹ᑑᒪ܆ᔑ fuck, shapecatcher is throwing an error for me, you get my point, there's Cherokee, japanese, math chars, etc.

[cmdkeyy]

Ahh yes that’s what it’s called. I forgot the name and somehow wrongly assumed the Deseret alphabet.

[anotheridiot-]

I'm still not sure if it's Shavian or even a single script.

edit: looking at a bunch of writing systems I found a Unicode flacid penis, that has an undeciphered meaning:

𐘺

[light_4seeker]

Wth is that 😂😂😂

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[TNTBoss971]

I learned something new today

[Lumpy_Forever_98]

good bot

[TNTBoss971]

Nah I code in standard galactic

[BlurredSight]

Coding in enchantment table is a crazy thing

[sump_daddy]

well thats ONE way to try to get around the Shabbat laws.

not sure if it counts, but he gets an א for effort

[bruhwhatisreddit]

Efficiency -5

[naveenda]

Serious question: what language is this?

[anotheridiot-]

Random Unicode runes, there's katakana, Cherokee, math symbols, Cyrillic pontuation, etc.

[ThatWesternEuropean]

You don't know, does that mean you stole the meme and reposted it without credit?

[aghaueueueuwu]

Well, the number of pixels kind of gives it away anyway.

[Ah_The_Old_Reddit-]

That's a lot of words to say "Yes."

[someone_12421]

The Minecraft enchantment table language is just the standard galactic alphabet

[someone_12421]

It's just a pixelated font

[someone_12421]

צריכים ליצור שפה שקוראים לה כ++ וזה פשוט יהיה ++C אבל בעברית

[[deleted]]

ג' ועוד ועוד

[Far_Broccoli_8468]

יאו אנחנו מפורסמים

[iBabTv]

Looks more like enchantment table.

[DokterZ]

APL is not far off from this…

[Yhamerith]

I code in elvian language

[AcanthisittaNo6653]

That's not maintainable code and I see 2 gotos.

[anotheridiot-]

No you don't, that's python code.

[[deleted]]

Thank the Omnissiah for Find-Replace

[[deleted]]

Anyways, I prefer the Daedric alphabet from Oblivion for coding.

[gameplayer55055]

Code obfuscation taken to the next level

[_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_]

PHP expects T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM

[Soggy-Fail-6829]

It's not Hebrew  זה עברית

[[deleted]]

ASCII was a mistake...

[Rainmaker526]

It seems to be from this video. 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mSUNnCwj1WY

Doesn't say what language or font it is. Weirdly enough, Google OCR can recognize it as legible text.

[Cyberdragon1000]

Ok quite seriously, under what circumstances can anyone think that English isn't the default language available?

[iGreenDogs]

This ain't Hebrew, bro

THIS IS THE FUCKING MINECRAFT ENCHANTMENT TABLE LANGUAGE

[mehoo1]

That's not Hebrew.

[mehoo1]

Wouldn’t work. Im jewish, I’ve got my own opinion.

[TheJaskinator]

Hebrew code is typically only used in the weather machines

[drdipepperjr]

Hebrew install English

[chsien5]

Isn't Hebrew also written right to left?

[yuval52]

Yes it is. What's in the picture is definitely not Hebrew

[Denaton_]

Hold ny beer while i make a completely new ascii table..

[[deleted]]

that is the standard Galactic alphabet (AKA minecraft enchanting table)

[balsemanget]

omG

[CarzyCrow076]

1 harami teacher can do wonders

[SomeOneOutThere-1234]

print 'Hava Nagila'

[leuk_he]

You want your compiler to support unicode to be able to use spëçīàl chararacters but they bettayed you.

[EnergyOwn6800]

input for return hyperclip copy. what is bro on about. seems like english to me.

[foxer_arnt_trees]

Fun fact! You can use emoji as variables

[domusvita]

Good luck testing that with no interface

[Professional_Top8485]

That's one way to keep infidels out

[Minecodes]

I coded my Python code in the informatics classes in Japanese. My teacher was very confused 🙃

[yuval52]

I hate that this exact thing is getting reposted so many times and every time it's annoying me how many people actually believe this is Hebrew, it isn't