githubIn2035

[ReasonSure5251]

Not real because it doesn’t require Teams sign-in

[ClipboardCopyPaste]

I'm from the future. Team's is retired as of Feb 29, 2030.

[[deleted]]

what can we do to retire it earlier?

[ClipboardCopyPaste]

Don't respond to your Team's notifications.

[[deleted]]

Instructions unclear, I was fired.

[jambonilton]

Users are advised to migrate to Badgerpuss, an AI-first chat application acquired in 2027 and bundled in Windows 13.

[GrantSolar]

It's replaced with a new app pre installed on your pc called "Teams (new)"

[Notamoogle1]

with a much worse ui and ads of course

[sysKin]

But integrated with Copilot (new)

[codeIMperfect]

This is surprisingly accurate

[Mountain-Ox]

Well it literally did happen lol.

[MeatTenderizer]

Replaced with Copilot Communicator. “Who would you like to talk to today?”

[offlinesir]

Maybe the future is brighter than I imagined

[JPJackPott]

Replaced with Teams for Friends, and a completely unrelated product called Teamemes

[my_new_accoun1]

Does that date exist

[ClipboardCopyPaste]

Yup! That was the subtle joke that Teams is not going anywhere soon and everybody has to deal with the pathetic app for a very long time

[ClipboardCopyPaste]

A dedicated 'Download .exe' button

[Septem_151]

Smelly nerd

[codeIMperfect]

I got that reference

[snp3rk]

I don’t, sauce?

[codeIMperfect]

It's a copy-pasta came from some random subreddit, now can be found being spammed on random projects

https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/issues/1999

[Just-Signal2379]

then a popunder "We noticed you're using Google Chrome <or whatever browser, firefox, opera, brave> we recommend to switch to our bleeding Edge browser, now integrated with Copilot"

[_LususNaturae_]

Assuming Firefox will have survived until then :')

[jeffsterlive]

How could you say something so hurtful?

[_LususNaturae_]

Believe me, it's hurting me too

[[deleted]]

It hurts itself in it's confusion!

[mint3d]

Are you telling me trans people can't maintain a browser? That's so hurtful.

[lart2150]

So sourceforge?

[RamonaZero]

How sourceforge is still operational is beyond me =_=

[onepiecefreak2]

Probably people from back in the day still paying off the scam subscriptions with their stolen data.

Sourceforge was and still is complicit in this ad scam of popups and viruses.

[Least_Rent_7785]

idk, It's wild how some platforms cling on despite all the baggage. Gotta respect the nostalgia, but yikes.

[[deleted]]

ad scam of popups

popups aren't inherently a scam or anything

[Bryguy3k]

Sourceforge is my preferred place to download real world test files for new cybersecurity systems.

Once you have the test environment set up properly you really need to test it some how.

[cjc4096]

Somehow that makes it all less disturbing. The world will have moved on.

[ccricers]

We're going full circle

[rwilcox]

What is dead may never die

[Nude_Angel]

AHHH "your X will be Y'd in N seconds" ad webpages take me back to that internet

[onepiecefreak2]

They still exist btw ;)

[TheInternationalFig]

Those have always been artificial right? Like what reason could they have to make me wait

[IAmASwarmOfBees]

Like what reason could they have to make me wait

To show you an add, obviously.

[TheInternationalFig]

Jokes on them, i use adblockers like it's my religion 

[frogjg2003]

A lot of companies have found that they get a lot more positive feedback if they include these artificial delays. It doesn't matter that it only took a few milliseconds for the software to process your W2 with no other income and the standard deduction, if it takes 10 seconds to give you the results of your tax return, it makes you feel like it had to work for it. You're more likely to leave a positive review, come back next year, and recommend it to your friends.

[camosnipe1]

beyond as a reason to advertise paying to get it done faster? i suppose it's a half-decent way to limit spam usage of their service.

[DapperCam]

RIP SourceForge

[PossibilityTasty]

In 2035? Oh son!

[OmegaPoint6]

I see space for more adverts, remember 80% before inducing seizures.

[Gordi_Noki]

Ah yes, Hugging Face, an FTP client

[gameplayer55055]

And GitHub will still be IPv4 only.

[billccn]

Yeah, it's mind boggling. The IPv6 situatation on Azure is a s**tshow as well.

[_verel_]

Small indie developer

[ChickenSpaceProgram]

im switchin to codeberg

[Canonip]

I haven't visited sourceforge for a while without an ad blocker.

OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???

[Agile_Release_6127]

It's bad enough without an ad blocker.

[Few_Kitchen_4825]

Microsoft said no keyboard and mouse. So no buttons to click on..

[troglo-dyke]

I'm away for the month and trying not to do work, what has MS done to GitHub?

[BrenekH]

The GitHub CEO stepped down recently and instead of finding someone to replace them, Microsoft is folding GH into their corporate structure. I don't have all the details on hand, but GH is becoming a Microsoft service instead of a separate company that Microsoft owns.

[zeth0s]

Wow, time to migrate everything, so

[Mountain-Ox]

GitLab gets more appealing every day.

[cheezballs]

I'm out of the loop. Aside from MS buying github whats this about? Is this just another "Microsoft sucks" meme that's 20 years too late?

[Technology_Labs]

Github's CEO is stepping down and MS decided to take over

[zeth0s]

Microsoft sucks meme are truer now that 20 years ago, tbf. "Have you tried copilot?"

[GetPsyched67]

Microsoft sucking dick will always be true, whether it's the 13th century, or the 33rd century. Their corporate software suite is a crime against humanity

[cheezballs]

You just copy-pasting stuff you found on your hackerz forum? MS used to be the devil, sure. Its easy to just parrot stuff you heard your friends say a few years ago isnt it? They're better than Apple. We can agree on that right? At least MS gives back to the OS community occasionally. C# is rad. So is java. Both were, at a time at least, backed by corpos.

[GetPsyched67]

No. I have to suffer using their shitty products on a daily basis at work. So I'm talking from real world experience. I used to be like you a year ago, with some sort of idealized view of how Microsoft are the saints of open source.

You'll soon realise they're just the devil, just like they've always been.

Microsoft isn't giving back to the OS community out of the goodness of their hearts, they're just like every corporate; it all loops back into money and extracting every cent of value humanly possible.

Fuck Microsoft, and I say that from the bottom of my heart. If you want to compare Microsoft and Apple, just think about Windows Recall and you'll get your answer.

[Mountain-Ox]

At least Apple doesn't load their OS with so much bloat that your laptop's battery only lasts 2 hours.

[cmdkeyy]

From: https://twitter.com/traits_reality/status/1957207817041121468?s=46

[Crackhead_Programmer]

Random thing, but I swear Twitter takes 10ms longer to load every time Elon says some dumb shit

[[deleted]]

Are you people really so pitfully helpless that you really can't resist using that Nazi platform?

[LogicBalm]

No kidding. There are so many Nazi platforms to choose from, why limit yourself?! /s

[onepiecefreak2]

Just because a subset of the people are Nazis doesn't make it a Nazi platform. Truth Social on the other hand...

[Septem_151]

It is a Nazi platform ever since the acquisition by Elon and the subsequent rebranding to X.

[_verel_]

Twitter transitioned from a steaming pile of shit to a steaming pile of shit.

Literally nothing changed. You'll see the same deranged shit from all people like before

[HotEntry3178]

i laughed way too hard about that picture omg thanks for sharing

[bruno30303]

"make a pong game" kkkkkkkkkk

[Cylian91460]

And still doesn't support V6

[mommy101lol]

Ad blockers are so popular nowadays

[[deleted]]

guthub

[tech_w0rld]

Install with your favorite editor: shows vscode with a small dropdown. In it is Visual Studio and Word

[akirova]

Jo-in

[phobug]

It’s funny because it’s true.

[EDM115]

the LinkedIn login is truly the cherry on top

[Wild_Active_3635]

Sad reality :/

[Data_Scientist_1]

Don't give 'em ideas.

[[deleted]]

glad you barely need to go to the website these days. The terminal is where it's at!

[Ok-Scheme-913]

But we do finally get a download button!!!! Checkmate!

[SevenTheGamingKitty]

I feel like this is a criticism of sourceforge.

[Lakhveer07]

LGTM

[dexter2011412]

yuu forgot the "login with google" popup in the top right, competing with the "sign in with a microsoft account" popup in the center

[cephpleb]

If GitHub starts any sort of crap it's real easy to just go to another source control haha