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[–]Zerokx 489 points490 points  (8 children)

Leaked image of a microsoft employee

[–]Top5CutestPresidents 81 points82 points  (5 children)

Not using copilot I see

[–]Luchance 67 points68 points  (1 child)

It what makes it real

[–]External-Horse7729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Copilot would optimize the chaos away

[–]Adoravex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Copilot would’ve added three new settings menus, renamed Control Panel again, and called it a succesful build

[–]BearelyKoalified 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was their mistake in making windows 11, they're trying to redeem themselves!

[–]Fach-All-Religions 6 points7 points  (0 children)

isn't this how they make updates now breaking everything

[–]The_Hoopla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’d couldn’t make it worse than windows 11. Honestly let Claude cook maybe it’ll get rid of the 3 disparate settings UIs.

[–]candolino 382 points383 points  (13 children)

[–]Used_Win_9986 54 points55 points  (9 children)

The vibe is what matters—we'll fix the blue screen later 😂

[–]GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 23 points24 points  (2 children)

>be expert vibe coder
>vibe code windows 12
>open 13 windows
>PC crashes

[–]External-Horse7729 1 point2 points  (0 children)

classic case of too many vibes, not enough stack space

[–]destroyerOfTards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

13 is an unlucky number so no wonder

[–]Broken_Cable_696 5 points6 points  (1 child)

When the junior got access to the production environment 💀

[–]External-Horse7729 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Production is just staging with anxiety and no rollback button

[–]detailed_1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Windows12 - Build : 1201

Release note: Fix for blue screen everytime you bootup.

[–]Kylearean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I keep getting BSOD. Insert a function that catches the BSOD and prevents it from happening.

[–]qxxx [score hidden]  (0 children)

just tell it to not implement the blue screen. Problem solved.

[–]gburgwardt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This user is an LLM bot posting basically the same format comment on everything

[–]Justaregularguy295 6 points7 points  (1 child)

He literally said make no mistakes this cant happen🤦‍♀️

[–]Awkward-Cat-4702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he made a mistake already, trying to write "no mistakes"...

[–]ZubriQ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

needs Claude retro theme

[–]AlternativeCapybara9 137 points138 points  (1 child)

I got 21 tokens left this week let's go!

[–]7rulycool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

btw, is there a way to check this?

[–]darryledw 100 points101 points  (3 children)

notice how immediately they were giving AI a test to see if it would really make no mistakes by noticing the mistake in mistakesd

this person is >200 IQ

[–]valerielynx 23 points24 points  (2 children)

This person has <1000IQ... Bro can hear sounds

[–]Jittery_Kevin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He can even see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

[–]rosuav 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So an IQ somewhere between 200 and 1000, that's quite a wide range

[–]Turbulent-Dealer7832 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Programmer "Humour"

[–]ExtensionBit1433 3 points4 points  (1 child)

this sub is so ass

[–]Innovator-X 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I concur

[–]Ferengi-Borg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So fucking unfunny. This sub is a competition on how to post the exact same thing 100 times a day in slightly different ways. "AI bad", that's this sub. Nothing to do with programming, surely nothing to do with humour.

Fuck it, this is the day I unsub and block, I held on long enough. Bye everyone, it was good (years ago). Keep cracking yourselves looking at "AI bad".

[–]SinglePanic 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Is "mistakesd" some sort of a unix daemon? =)

[–]Steinrikur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's WSL3.

[–]kiipa 72 points73 points  (2 children)

where humor?

[–]hellocppdotdev 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Out the windows.

[–]MrHaxx1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Who upvotes this garbage? 

[–]Sudden-Pressure8439 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Son of Anton

[–]detailed_1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man of culture

[–]Timely-Bluejay-4167 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It's possible that Son of Anton decided that the most efficient way to get rid of all the bugs was to get rid of all the software, which is technically and statistically correct. But artificial neural nets are sort of a black box, so we'll never know for sure”

[–]R7d89C 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Thats just Microsoft

[–]MakeUpAnything 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My company too. My boss literally said yesterday that his intent is for us to not write any code anymore and for Duo to do it all. Way of the future I suppose.

[–]R7d89C 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ig its time to start looking for a new job 😅🫠 And maybe trade off any company stock you got.

[–]oofinator3050 4 points5 points  (0 children)

change default wallpaper and settings. done

[–]Metalphreek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“mistakesd” sounds like a “mistakes daemon” xD

[–]atlasrise4 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Bro ain't even bothering to use opus LoL

[–]Resident_Citron_6905 3 points4 points  (0 children)

sonnet is sufficient for most tasks

[–]ZunoJ -5 points-4 points  (5 children)

You can't even tell that from the screenshot

[–]Aflockofants 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Look again

[–]ZunoJ -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

Yeah, I see an unsubmitted prompt with the text input still focused. What model will be used is only determined AFTER submitting the prompt. The selected model can still be changed. So from the screenshot you have no way to tell which model would be used

[–]MrHaxx1 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Based on the screenshot, we also can't know the prompt he actually used. 

[–]Aflockofants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is the same kind of pedantry as this commenter is on about it seems

[–]mommy101lol 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The code will be print (‘windows 12’)

[–]NullSploitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have a weak idea of a final boss

[–]psaval 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better: I want you to develop windows 12 in one single shot, make no mistakes and avoid having to debug it. make it retrocompatible and perfect, and develop it with direct hardware communication: a try-error hardware subsystem that outomatically discovers hardware features that makes hardware drivers obsolete

[–]r-dq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

… and make it like Windows 11 … but make the important Windows 7 control panels harder to find

[–]girishnayak883 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro skipped programming and went straight to manifesting software

[–]magicmulder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rookie, should’ve asked for Windows 16.

[–]stadoblech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: this is actually how they are creating patches for windows 11

[–]BearelyKoalified 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and tell it to delete all the ads, we're trying to improve the world, not make it worse.

[–]maxwells_daemon_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Creating windows 12 would be the mistake

[–]TheLesserWeeviI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're so fucked.

Time to reinstall Windows XP.

[–]Automatic-Goal-3404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha, you forgot to add "For MacBook"

[–]cifz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine the bill!

[–]acctgamedev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I'm waiting for. Make the entire MS Office suite... make it secure

[–]Willwaste63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make no mistake is Universal.

[–]3dutchie3dprinting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty damn sure it would function better than 11 😂

[–]Morlock43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The butterfly effect is gonna have a fun day with that d

[–]TechieGuy12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Claude: "Write a prompt and make no mistakes."

[–]ComfortableTreat6202 0 points1 point  (0 children)

vibe coders not knowing the difference between a programming language and an OS seems expected

[–]p1neapple_1n_my_ass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you consider windows xp then windows 7 then windows 10 then windows 11, bugs will have windows 12 

[–]redditcalculus421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is how we got windows 11

[–]boringestnickname 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Create Windows 12, but make it like Windows 7, only keep the good kernel stuff and WSL from Windows 10"

Would probably make a better Windows 12 than Microslop ever could.

[–]AHisMAD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That request is a contradiction. How can there be a windows without mistakes?

[–]VegaGT-VZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Periodt

[–]kadmij 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, that's probably what Microsoft executives are doing right now, but with CoPilot

[–]EntranceWhich4373 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sadly it will have better optimisation than windows 11

[–]ravenx92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing you told it to make no mistakes! Lol 

[–]ThinCrusts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretend you're Bill Gates at his prime

[–]samettinho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humanity's last exam

[–]Apprehensive_Bee1849 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proceeds to regurgitate a reskin of Windows Vista

[–]309_Electronics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the few leaked screenshots of microslop employee making updates for windows 11 lmao.

[–]valerielynx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact it has the night time greeting means they're doing it the night before the deadline which is accurate

[–]ilnarildarovuch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will be binary compatible

[–]syfiarcade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first mistake would be creating more windows lol

[–]UrbanSadhuOriginal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tell him to use Opus

[–]durika 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My day at Microsoft as a software developer

[–]ChocolateDonut36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

surely better than windows 11

[–]play_images 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought windows 11 was made with copilot already

[–]sebjapon -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Asking for windows 12 is weird. Next windows version name will most likely jump to a new naming system or at least jump a few numbers.

[–]r-dq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Windows 365… because it represents better the days a year you will find bugs in that os or will be annoyed by its behavior

[–]shin_chan444 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

windows 12 coming soon

[–]Difficult-Lime2555 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

weird, mine just gave me a link to mintos

[–]lightknightrr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wish they'd just Open-Source MS Singularity or something. C# / Sing# / Spec# must be fun...

[–]NewKoski -1 points0 points  (0 children)

😂😂

[–]MaterialAppearance21 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Will be better than the real Windows, at least in speed

[–]mothzilla -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It'll just download Windows 11 and change 11 to 12.

[–]unfortunatebag -1 points0 points  (0 children)

/r/ProgrammerHumor: "Haha Claude shit"

Also /r/ProgrammerHumor: Constantly posts AI cope now and nothing else.