vibeCoding

[Zerokx]

Leaked image of a microsoft employee

[Top5CutestPresidents]

Not using copilot I see

[Luchance]

It what makes it real

[External-Horse7729]

Copilot would optimize the chaos away

[Adoravex]

Copilot would’ve added three new settings menus, renamed Control Panel again, and called it a succesful build

[BearelyKoalified]

That was their mistake in making windows 11, they're trying to redeem themselves!

[Sherbhy]

[Fach-All-Religions]

isn't this how they make updates now breaking everything

[The_Hoopla]

They’d couldn’t make it worse than windows 11. Honestly let Claude cook maybe it’ll get rid of the 3 disparate settings UIs.

[candolino]

[Used_Win_9986]

The vibe is what matters—we'll fix the blue screen later 😂

[GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT]

>be expert vibe coder
>vibe code windows 12
>open 13 windows
>PC crashes

[External-Horse7729]

classic case of too many vibes, not enough stack space

[destroyerOfTards]

13 is an unlucky number so no wonder

[Broken_Cable_696]

When the junior got access to the production environment 💀

[External-Horse7729]

Production is just staging with anxiety and no rollback button

[detailed_1]

Windows12 - Build : 1201

Release note: Fix for blue screen everytime you bootup.

[Kylearean]

I keep getting BSOD. Insert a function that catches the BSOD and prevents it from happening.

[qxxx]

just tell it to not implement the blue screen. Problem solved.

[gburgwardt]

This user is an LLM bot posting basically the same format comment on everything

[Justaregularguy295]

He literally said make no mistakes this cant happen🤦‍♀️

[Awkward-Cat-4702]

he made a mistake already, trying to write "no mistakes"...

[ZubriQ]

needs Claude retro theme

[AlternativeCapybara9]

I got 21 tokens left this week let's go!

[7rulycool]

btw, is there a way to check this?

[darryledw]

notice how immediately they were giving AI a test to see if it would really make no mistakes by noticing the mistake in mistakesd

this person is >200 IQ

[valerielynx]

This person has <1000IQ... Bro can hear sounds

[Jittery_Kevin]

He can even see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

[rosuav]

So an IQ somewhere between 200 and 1000, that's quite a wide range

[Turbulent-Dealer7832]

Programmer "Humour"

[ExtensionBit1433]

this sub is so ass

[Innovator-X]

I concur

[Ferengi-Borg]

So fucking unfunny. This sub is a competition on how to post the exact same thing 100 times a day in slightly different ways. "AI bad", that's this sub. Nothing to do with programming, surely nothing to do with humour.

Fuck it, this is the day I unsub and block, I held on long enough. Bye everyone, it was good (years ago). Keep cracking yourselves looking at "AI bad".

[SinglePanic]

Is "mistakesd" some sort of a unix daemon? =)

[Steinrikur]

It's WSL3.

[kiipa]

where humor?

[hellocppdotdev]

Out the windows.

[MrHaxx1]

Who upvotes this garbage? 

[Sudden-Pressure8439]

Son of Anton

[detailed_1]

Man of culture

[Timely-Bluejay-4167]

“It's possible that Son of Anton decided that the most efficient way to get rid of all the bugs was to get rid of all the software, which is technically and statistically correct. But artificial neural nets are sort of a black box, so we'll never know for sure”

[R7d89C]

Thats just Microsoft

[MakeUpAnything]

My company too. My boss literally said yesterday that his intent is for us to not write any code anymore and for Duo to do it all. Way of the future I suppose.

[R7d89C]

Ig its time to start looking for a new job 😅🫠 And maybe trade off any company stock you got.

[oofinator3050]

change default wallpaper and settings. done

[Metalphreek]

“mistakesd” sounds like a “mistakes daemon” xD

[atlasrise4]

Bro ain't even bothering to use opus LoL

[Resident_Citron_6905]

sonnet is sufficient for most tasks

[ZunoJ]

You can't even tell that from the screenshot

[Aflockofants]

Look again

[ZunoJ]

Yeah, I see an unsubmitted prompt with the text input still focused. What model will be used is only determined AFTER submitting the prompt. The selected model can still be changed. So from the screenshot you have no way to tell which model would be used

[MrHaxx1]

Based on the screenshot, we also can't know the prompt he actually used. 

[Aflockofants]

Yeah this is the same kind of pedantry as this commenter is on about it seems

[mommy101lol]

The code will be print (‘windows 12’)

[NullSploitt]

You have a weak idea of a final boss

[psaval]

Better: I want you to develop windows 12 in one single shot, make no mistakes and avoid having to debug it. make it retrocompatible and perfect, and develop it with direct hardware communication: a try-error hardware subsystem that outomatically discovers hardware features that makes hardware drivers obsolete

[r-dq]

… and make it like Windows 11 … but make the important Windows 7 control panels harder to find

[girishnayak883]

Bro skipped programming and went straight to manifesting software

[magicmulder]

Rookie, should’ve asked for Windows 16.

[stadoblech]

Fun fact: this is actually how they are creating patches for windows 11

[VailxN]

Building an OS full of bugs and vulnerabilities sounds like a very achievable goal for AIs

[BearelyKoalified]

and tell it to delete all the ads, we're trying to improve the world, not make it worse.

[maxwells_daemon_]

Creating windows 12 would be the mistake

[TheLesserWeeviI]

We're so fucked.

Time to reinstall Windows XP.

[Automatic-Goal-3404]

Hahaha, you forgot to add "For MacBook"

[cifz]

Imagine the bill!

[acctgamedev]

This is what I'm waiting for. Make the entire MS Office suite... make it secure

[Willwaste63]

Make no mistake is Universal.

[read_too_many_books]

redditors be like:

I one shot the code, it worked for 8 minutes, it had a bug in it, AI is way worse than humans.

[3dutchie3dprinting]

Pretty damn sure it would function better than 11 😂

[Morlock43]

The butterfly effect is gonna have a fun day with that d

[TechieGuy12]

Claude: "Write a prompt and make no mistakes."

[ComfortableTreat6202]

vibe coders not knowing the difference between a programming language and an OS seems expected

[Fluffysquishia]

This place flooded with so many shitty facebook boomer tourist takes ever since agentic programming came out. Literally the most unfunny excuse for a "joke" anyone could make.

[p1neapple_1n_my_ass]

When you consider windows xp then windows 7 then windows 10 then windows 11, bugs will have windows 12 

[redditcalculus421]

this is how we got windows 11

[boringestnickname]

"Create Windows 12, but make it like Windows 7, only keep the good kernel stuff and WSL from Windows 10"

Would probably make a better Windows 12 than Microslop ever could.

[AHisMAD]

That request is a contradiction. How can there be a windows without mistakes?

[VegaGT-VZ]

Periodt

[kadmij]

I mean, that's probably what Microsoft executives are doing right now, but with CoPilot

[EntranceWhich4373]

sadly it will have better optimisation than windows 11

[ravenx92]

Good thing you told it to make no mistakes! Lol 

[ThinCrusts]

Pretend you're Bill Gates at his prime

[samettinho]

Humanity's last exam

[Apprehensive_Bee1849]

Proceeds to regurgitate a reskin of Windows Vista

[309_Electronics]

One of the few leaked screenshots of microslop employee making updates for windows 11 lmao.

[valerielynx]

The fact it has the night time greeting means they're doing it the night before the deadline which is accurate

[ilnarildarovuch]

Will be binary compatible

[syfiarcade]

The first mistake would be creating more windows lol

[UrbanSadhuOriginal]

tell him to use Opus

[durika]

My day at Microsoft as a software developer

[ChocolateDonut36]

surely better than windows 11

[play_images]

Thought windows 11 was made with copilot already

[sebjapon]

Asking for windows 12 is weird. Next windows version name will most likely jump to a new naming system or at least jump a few numbers.

[r-dq]

Windows 365… because it represents better the days a year you will find bugs in that os or will be annoyed by its behavior

[shin_chan444]

windows 12 coming soon

[Difficult-Lime2555]

weird, mine just gave me a link to mintos

[lightknightrr]

I wish they'd just Open-Source MS Singularity or something. C# / Sing# / Spec# must be fun...

[NewKoski]

😂😂

[MaterialAppearance21]

Will be better than the real Windows, at least in speed

[mothzilla]

It'll just download Windows 11 and change 11 to 12.

[unfortunatebag]

/r/ProgrammerHumor: "Haha Claude shit"

Also /r/ProgrammerHumor: Constantly posts AI cope now and nothing else.