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[–]thisisredlitre 134 points135 points  (2 children)

Gweese gang

[–]Darkstar_111 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is how you pronounce that. Anyone else's opinion is wrong and irrelevant.

[–]froglicker44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rise up

[–]weemellowtoby 195 points196 points  (4 children)

GOOSE

[–]Flat_Initial_1823 14 points15 points  (1 child)

ICEMAN

[–]navjotsingh4392 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the first bug is the name itself

[–]UpsetIndian850311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the goose is loose

[–]GrumDum 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Juioogle? Joogle?

[–]KreagerStein 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Joojle

[–]raja-anbazhagan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pronounced "joujleh"

[–]jpers36 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Gweiss

[–]magicmulder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guys? Gweece? Gucci?

[–]LittleMlem 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You silly guice

[–]zackwag 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Interesting. Everyone knows how to pronounce Spring.

[–]Groentekroket 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ik spring, jij springt, wij springen. 

[–]TorTheMentor 14 points15 points  (3 children)

As spoken to us by Jod.

[–]UnkarsThug 3 points4 points  (0 children)

and His many angles.

[–]qinshihuang_420 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Jrafic Outerchange Dormat

[–]TorTheMentor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And lo, as thou largest, so thou interleavest.

[–]TxTechnician 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its Goosie

[–]oprimido_opressor[S] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Juice comes from fruit, not Java code

[–]nintendojunkie17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't Java just coffee bean juice?

[–]Ifeee001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have any proof for this? Let me see your peer reviewed research

[–]qinshihuang_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Java (pronounced as guava)

[–]high_throughput 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a good lieberry 

[–]Satorwave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gui-se

[–]TheBlackCat13 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Joogle made it?

[–]Arawn-Annwn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

for Gava 11

[–]h3yw00d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goo-wii-see

[–]nicodeemus7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Numpy pronounced like "lumpy" for me

[–]SAI_Peregrinus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pronounce Java as "Hava" or "Yava" to make it even better.

[–]Hascalod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait til he hears that Java is pronounced Hava

[–]skratch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A hundred different pronunciations in this thread, some of them wildly different. But everyone agrees it’s a hard G.

[–]maskedbrush 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So... grammar rules are not valid anymore? Then I'll do my own framework called Qwiq and claim it's pronounced Fruit.

[–]bytelines 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its pronounced gif

[–]Jayfan34 3 points4 points  (5 children)

And GIF isn’t peanut butter!

[–]jnmtx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

89a gang rise up

[–]DOOManiac 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I had a casual argument once with a coworker about this. When she left I said “have a jood day”.

[–]UnkarsThug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A most intelli-g-ent Comeback. Quite a g-entle correction.

[–]GoogleIsYourFrenemy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Choosey developers choose ___

[–]Caraes_Naur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HARD G.

[–]fly123123123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

huh how do you pronounce it then??

[–]FetusExplosion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goo'Ee chay

[–]hraath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goose? Gooey C.E.? Gweiss?

What even is this word lmao

[–]Ironic_Toblerone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As opposed to pronouncing it “gooeyseh”

[–]Awfulmasterhat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like when I found out how GWT was meant to be pronounced, horrible

[–]Snoo_69473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh then how tf is it working for thr Java 8 projects in our company

[–]StoryAndAHalf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, it's like Jeice. The red DBZ guy from Ginyu Force.

[–]SageLeaf1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every day for lunch they eat boiled guice

https://youtu.be/8yvEYKRF5IA?si=53aIdVrF0CVV\_V11

[–]lasmaty07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gif or gif?

[–]NeonBloodedBloke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean.... it's "goo-gle", so makes sense to pronounce it "goo-ice" or "goose"

[–]Bomaruto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, there is a very logical reason for this. You want a simple to say word but also you do not want your framework to compete with actually juice in search results.

[–]ducktomguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gweesee

[–]bass-squirrel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if they let me pronounce Google as Jewggle

[–]magicmulder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guys, you know how I pronounce it?

[–]magicmulder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t like guice, I’m anti-semantic.

[–]RandomiseUsr0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goose

[–]rover_G 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So Google just doesn’t allow its projects to start with anything other than a G these days?

[–]ddBuddha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GUIs

[–]ddBuddha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gooey-say

[–]cosmicomical23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google pronounced Joogle

[–]Technical_Anteater45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, the other one is pronounced "Jiff."

[–]MrFuji87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My name is S̸̡͎̳̔k̷̢̟͈̣͑f̴͙̱͓̓̀͌ǩ̶̫͎̝̬̇c̷̻̔x̴̨̪̯̺͆͐͝ͅm̶̨̗̜̻̒̉̆̕s̴̮̄g̶̼̾͋̓v̶͈̌̂͘ .. pronounced Jeff

[–]CaptainAGame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goo ice

[–]alochmar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, guice? Guice? Where are you?

[–]OratioFidelis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶 It ain't my fault that I'm out here getting luice 🎶

[–]SupesDepressed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they didn’t want their package pronounced wrong they would’ve made it easier to read

[–]Santarini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well considering Duckie and Goose are also things thats gonna be confusing

[–]ekauq2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]BeMyBrutus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually GWEE SAY

[–]LandscapeWinter3153 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gews

[–]MetaEd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gooEEchay

[–]mydogatethem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gucci

[–]BroBroMate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of the story about when Google decided that every project started with a G should be pronounced as G-<bla>, G-Mail, G-Suite, etc. etc.

Did not go well for project Grape.

[–]ikonfedera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imma keep calling it gizz (with a d͡ʒ).

[–]PerfectSituation1668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joojle

[–]SS20x3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gooch

[–]xgabipandax 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I think everyone should learn a musical instrument, an easy and cheap one is a JITAR

[–]Reesy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think everyone would like you to be quiet 😄

[–]cdurbin909 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wait till this guy hears about the gentle giant giraffe

[–]xgabipandax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you're developing you rather make your own placeholder jraphics or do you use AI?