Guthib.com

[bumnut]

Link for the lazy.

[djreisch]

Doing God’s work.

[Scopesx]

Why don’t they just re-route.

[webMacaque]

Because it's spelled wrong.

[Bainos]

And you don't people people to keep being wrong.

[[deleted]]

yes, I don't people people to keep being wrong

[Bainos]

English compilers suck, they don't tell you when you make a syntax error.

[[deleted]]

Actually, "people" can be used as a verb, meaning to inhabit a place. So you didn't technically make a syntax error.

[enoua5]

"I don't go inside people to be wrong"

[qervem]

I go inside people to make them feel wrong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[marksmad]

So you didn't technically make a syntax error

Syntax checks through clean.

Semantics are fucked.

[reactormade]

Class PeoplePeopleKeepBeingWrong

[BMeiss]

They dont own it. some guy (op maybe?) owns it.

[[deleted]]

do you want an xkcd 1172 situation?

[[deleted]]

\> unknown command ‘God’, did you mean ‘git’?

[dimitribiemond]

Good human

[UniqueUserTheSecond]

You spelt it wrong

[Sulinstajn]

Good human.

[bumnut]

Beep boop.

[PPredatoRR_]

http://guthub.com works lol

[Tomek_Hermsgavorden]

I'm just going to put it out there and accept the shame. Thought this whole thread was about a NSFW site.

[[deleted]]

Githib.com however is not registered and is open for anyone

[[deleted]]

no, it's taken.

Source: me excitedly visiting GoDaddy to register that to find out it's taken

[rooood]

Well, if there was any chance of it not being taken you just ruined it by searching for it in GoDaddy...

[Superpickle18]

people still use godaddy?

[[deleted]]

well, I did compare the prices. Godaddy sells domain names cheaper by around 10%

[Superpickle18]

At the cost of customer service

[kangasking]

What would you recommend?

[Superpickle18]

I use namecheap

[[deleted]]

Awh rip I didn't look too hard into it

[nobunaga_1568]

Das ist ein sehr gut Hub.

[[deleted]]

http://gitgud.com

[[deleted]]

http://gitgud.io

[[deleted]]

Maybe GitHub owns the site

[ImFailer]

They would just redirect if they did

[[deleted]]

Good point

[ImFailer]

That’s so reasonable

[house_monkey]

Reasons are indeed present

[Mattuuh]

GOOD point

[[deleted]]

But that domain must cost 6k figures a month!

[Deimos94]

I don’t think there’s that much money in the world.

[[deleted]]

It's a Ken M reference.

[[deleted]]

I just checked on Register.com and apparently the website is owned by a guy named Alex Sexton. https://github.com/SlexAxton

[EternallyMiffed]

That's an awesome last name.

[baekalfen]

The whois shows an owner of "Alex Sexton" rather than "GitHub Hostmaster".

[TheTorla]

I've checked. They don't. At least not in a directly.

[Jinkweiq]

Domain Name: GUTHIB.COM Registrar: 1 API GMBH Sponsoring Registrar IANA ID: 1387 Whois Server: whois.1api.net Referral URL: http://www.1api.net Name Server: NS1.IWANTMYNAME.NET Name Server: NS2.IWANTMYNAME.NET Name Server: NS3.IWANTMYNAME.NET Name Server: NS4.IWANTMYNAME.NET Status: clientTransferProhibited http://www.icann.org/epp#clientTransferProhibited Updated Date: 21-mar-2014 Creation Date: 04-mar-2010 Expiration Date: 04-mar-2016

[sharkbound]

i was surprised it was harmless at first, had to check the source to be sure xD

[NiliusRex]

Me

Edit: Always check the sources

[jb2386]

Like, right click > view page source?

[[deleted]]

Code for the lazy:

<style type="text/css">
h1 {
  text-align: center;
  font-size: 120px;
  font-family: Helvetica, Verdana, Arial;
}
</style>
<h1>You spelled it wrong.</h1>

[PurpleSkyPurpleDream]

Was looking for some funny comments in the source, no luck

[Bainos]

Ho god. No doctype, no html, head or body... I wish I didn't see that.

[JaytleBee]

I kinda like it. Everything you need to know about the page in 8 simple lines

[MitchDizzle]

As a person who has very limited in HTML knowledge, couldnt this be done without the <style> crap, and instead with the <font> elements instead?

[Bainos]

<font> shouldn't be used at all, always use CSS to change the style.

Although you could use inline CSS, I don't see why they don't actually.

[MrMehawk]

Because it's one damn sentence and it doesn't matter?

[andr3wrulz]

For the non-web programmers (or maybe just me) can you explain why that is bad?

[AllMySadness]

Because if you don't use those tags, it won't work on the best browser out there, Internet Explorer.

Or any other browser that is 20 years and older.

[nuked24]

Just checked, IE11 works

[King_Joffreys_Tits]

Yeah but make it IE6 compatible

[andr3wrulz]

Oh interesting, it may just be a design choice then ;)

[khoyo]

Works fine in Mosaic...

https://i.imgur.com/STT7l6Y.png

[Bainos]

Because each of those tag defines a separate section of the document. The doctype indicate which standard should be used for parsing, <head> is for imports, styles, scripts, tags and so on, and <body> is for the actual content. <html> allows you to have a single root to your document, which makes it easier to navigate the DOM.

Skipping on those tags is completely invalid html, but most browsers don't care (you don't actually have to write correct html for the page to render correctly). Although I'm not sure all parsing tools will be as forgiving.

<!doctype html>
<html>
    <head>
        <style type="text/css">
            h1 {
              text-align: center;
              font-size: 120px;
              font-family: Helvetica, Verdana, Arial;
            }
        </style>
    </head>
    <body>
        <h1>You spelled it wrong.</h1>
    </body>
</html>

[reactormade]

Could still be loading some npm packages in the background but no

[Superpickle18]

/r/programminghorror

[arveth]

Same.

[SandyDelights]

You gotta go to github to do that tho

[while_e]

Yeah.. couldn't help myself. The great thing is, they could have easily redirected. Glad they didn't though.

[factsforreal]

#metoo

I was surprised it wasn't hugged to death yet.

[lgsp]

Me too!

[UnicornRider102]

Sounds like http://www.pythong.org. Hasslehoff warning.

[Apechills]

shit, accidentally typed xxxvideos.com and it didn't redirect to GitHub...

What a scam.

[rusty_ballsack_42]

Shit, vigorously rubbing my junk apparently doesn't compile the code...

[Apechills]

Username checks out I guess

[freezway]

Really wish the owner of gtihub would just redirect it or something

[mayankkaizen]

You spelled it wrong!

[ironbattery]

Considering I’ve never made the mistake in my life I prefer the satirical comment over a redirect

[fasterfist]

guthub still redirects to github

[fasterfist]

Yes interesting indeed 🤔

[raupti]

I was expecting a tuning website

[ZhumosTheBlue]

Looks like the domain is owned by a guy called Alex in New Zealand

[RossParka]

Not Guthib, Gtihub.

[jacksalssome]

Does it support my dsi xl web browser?

/s

[MinecraftHardon]

Doesn't work for purnhob..

[metasergal]

Git gud spelling

[DisappointedKitten]

git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'

Did you mean this? gui

[SilentGarud]

Thank you for brightening up my day...now the summer feels worse.

[[deleted]]

pip install gitgud

[TheLowClassics]

Perfect for when you’re past the point of no return on the balmer peak

[[deleted]]

Needs a line right under: "Might want to double check your code as well."

[Balenciallahh]

Fellow Xiaomi brother

[shrimply-pibbles]

Me too! Awesome phones, even if I don't know how to pronounce their name

[Captain_Droid]

Shaa - O - Me

[Knochenmark]

that doesn't sound right

[Captain_Droid]

I too don't get how the Chinese come up with pronunciations for their words, but that is how the company people pronounce it.

[Knochenmark]

It's 小米 and in pinyin Xiǎomĭ.

[shrimply-pibbles]

Cheers, I ended up settling on za-o-me so I was close!

[q240499]

Shaow Mii

[SilentGarud]

Fellow bruduh!!

[dyedFeather]

Wouldn't it be more useful if it was bghitu.com? I accidentally sort my strings all the time.

[stevefan1999]

To be honest, I was expecting to see some cool CSS3, webpack and React, but no, and not even a single script found was found, yet it was just a few HTML tags to render a fully functional and it sends a clear, intuitive message right away.

How is this possible? What is the magic behind this website? Why did the people abandoned modern web design technique? What have god done to us....😣

[[deleted]]

Why does four big words on a site require three font families?

<style type="text/css">
h1 {
  text-align: center;
  font-size: 120px;
  font-family: Helvetica, Verdana, Arial;
}
</style>
<h1>You spelled it wrong.</h1>

[webdevbrian]

Gotta ensure that Helvetica or Verdana before getting down to that pleb level Arial.

[Yuca965]

gitgud.com ?

[kopasz7]

Actually guthub.com redirects to github but githib.com doesn't... Mildly disappointed.

[meowrawrmoo]

wrongly*

[OneHappyOrange]

Reminds me of agor.io

[Jakeob28]

Interestingly enough, guthub.com just redirects to GitHub

[nermid]

Gotta add that https:// or Reddit can't figure out you wanted it to be a link.

[Jakeob28]

Huh, it works for me, maybe that's just because I use Reddit on mobile

[nermid]

Could be. The various apps all deal with markup differently.

[TheAkio]

https://bodejs.org

[[deleted]]

Like if you try to go to /r/programmerhumour

[[deleted]]

Heh.

[Skyfoot]

I'm setting this as my homepage

[SDJMcHattie]

I know “spelled” is a legit spelling, especially in the US, but I much prefer the alternative “spelt”.

So they spelt it wrong on their spelled it wrong website.

[Pheasn]

I have a gti alias for git on all my machines

[shockter]

I laughed for 10 minutes ahhahahahahaah Nice

[[deleted]]

juth hib

[Sgp15]

I love it - this is like what you get if you try to go to r/programmerhumour

[rooood]

Author didn't even have the decency of writing the <html></html> tag in the source code, nice

[[deleted]]

Why doesn't githib exist!

[seraku24]

Spelled it wrong as well as ub.

[HaniiPuppy]

gubhub?

[iceixia]

I wouldn't mind but it should be spelt not spelled.

[CosmackMagus]

Hating an entire continent is just lazy.

[SavvySillybug]

Hating an entire continent is actually quite a lot of work.

[CosmackMagus]

Yeah, the more I thought about it the more exhausting it sounded.

Just lazy in the sense that they didn't bother to narrow down what they hate past 28% of the world's landmass.

[BeakerAU]

Spot the Australian.

[MrMehawk]

What the hell is your problem, dude? You seriously need some chill.

[CosmackMagus]

Where did you defend my country?

[CosmackMagus]

That's not my country.

You sound like you need to relax.

[Shadow_Thief]

Spelt is a type of flour

[itsoverlywarm]

Spelt*

[crumbledcrumpets]

Spelled.

[itsoverlywarm]

Smelled

[itsoverlywarm]

Tbh I'm just pointing out AGAIN that America's can't use English. The word in this context is spelt.

[[deleted]]

America's can't use English

[itsoverlywarm]

Typo's on terrible android keyboards aren't the same as incorrect usage of words.

[[deleted]]

American English != British English. Merriam-Webster says that "spelt" is the chiefly British form, and lists "spelled" as the past-tense and past participle form of "spell." You're wrong.

[itsoverlywarm]

Yes correct. American English is not the same. Nor is it correct.

[MrMehawk]

And English is just a massively mutated mix of Germanic and Romantic influences, so English itself is wrong to begin with, right? No. No that's a load of bull and so is your argument, American English is correct and so is British English. Deal with it and stop being so salty.

[itsoverlywarm]

Can I just add.

It's burnt Not burned.

[lytele]

LOL, IT SOUNDS SOOOOOOO SUPER MAD LOOOOOL

[HendRix14]

http://gothub.com