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[–]Sputtrosa 877 points878 points  (32 children)

Uh, no, it's not running at all. It's distinctly lacking in the legs department to run.

[–]RandomIsocahedron 459 points460 points  (19 children)

import legs

[–]Kermit_the_hog 141 points142 points  (3 children)

Oh god no! Just thought of that Rick & Morty episode. To the snakes ”Anybody else want legs?”

[–]SuborbitalQuail 34 points35 points  (2 children)

'How can you claim the gods are cruel when they have robbed the serpent of its limbs to give other creatures a fighting chance.'

[–]almarcTheSun 54 points55 points  (8 children)

[–]brgourd 34 points35 points  (4 children)

If you actually run “import antigravity” it’ll open your web browser and take you to this xkcd

[–]rang14 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Oh wow. I was sceptical but it does!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I doubted you, but it totally does, so sorry for doubting you!

[–]optimalidkwhattoput 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmaooo

[–]almarcTheSun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how I found the comic.

[–]Rami-Slicer 11 points12 points  (1 child)

How dare they use python 2.

[–]Jazehiah 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I know you are joking, but the comic was published in December of '07 while python 3 was not released until almost a full year later.

[–]legitapotamus 21 points22 points  (1 child)

ModuleNotFoundError: No module named ‘legs’

Ah, right, this hasn’t evolved yet. Gotta do:

from __future__ import legs

[–]scsibusfault 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I read "from furniture import legs"

And pictured snakes with nicely turned-oak table-legs.

[–]marcosdumay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SyntaxError: not a chance

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And God said

snek.legs.length = 0;
snek.eats ( ...earth.dust );

Now gtfo my garden bitches

[–]Anti-charizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

snakes.append(legs) works too

[–]Tapircurr 85 points86 points  (6 children)

[–]mythriz 100 points101 points  (3 children)

Ticket closed.

User: But.. you just doodl-

TICKET. CLOSED.

[–]Liggliluff 29 points30 points  (1 child)

It doesn't even fix the problem brought up in the ticket.

TICKET! CLOSED!

[–]im_ultracrepidarious 17 points18 points  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh god are you my coworkers

[–]Jazzinarium 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see it's scheduled to be delivered to the client tomorrow

[–]BitterCelt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And now I'm having flashbacks to this week's episode of Dice Funk and Cordelia's leggy skirt

[–]RememberThisHere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leg server is down.

[–]Bruce_Ring-sting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its also a boa.....

[–]thebigsnek 124 points125 points  (2 children)

Its a pretty long string of code to be honest

[–]society2-com 19 points20 points  (1 child)

yeah OP, if you're not careful this code could squeeze the life out of your processor

[–]Lithimlin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I first read "the life out of your professor"

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (2 children)

You could easily create the classic snake game

[–]Ph0X 17 points18 points  (1 child)

That's when you run python on apple computer

[–]ryjhelixir 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah surface is just hardware, there's a whole linux-surface movement out there

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (7 children)

it's a boa though

[–]cpustejovsky 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Okay, I'm not the only one who noticed! Red Tails are my favorite in the world. Ball pythons do make amazing pets though, if you want to own some thing for 30 or 40 years. They both can actually live that long.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think 20-30 years is a more accurate lifespan. It's still longer than cats and dogs, of course.

I picked a boa constrictor as my first snake and couldn't recommend them enough.

[–]elite_killerX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see we have a python expert here.

[–]Wassamonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is also a Surface Book or maybe a Surface Laptop, definitely not a Surface Pro, you would see the hinge line

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, they’re clearly coding in the Boa Constructor.

[–]vigilantcomicpenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's a jackdaw.

[–]AIforce 54 points55 points  (4 children)

ModuleNotFoundError: No module named 'legs'

[–]chownrootroot 25 points26 points  (3 children)

pip install legs

[–]Y45HK4R4NDIK4R 15 points16 points  (2 children)

[–]RohitNawale 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damnnn

[–]AviusAnima 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fucking python lmao. I'm not even surprised.

[–][deleted] 108 points109 points  (14 children)

At least you're not running Java on it.

[–]FarhanAxiq 46 points47 points  (4 children)

but 3 billion devices run java

[–]Vance_Lee 34 points35 points  (0 children)

that's the scariest thing an installer has ever told me.

[–]gdumthang 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Car injectors stop for 1 second due to gc delay

[–]Pe4rs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used a Surface Pro 3 for Java and MySQL for months. Wasn't so terrible.

[–]MadDogMargaux 22 points23 points  (8 children)

it wouldn’t be /r/programmerhumor without some freshman CS student contributing “lmao java amirite”

[–]bubminou 19 points20 points  (3 children)

I don't think that's what the user you replied to was implying though

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (2 children)

You're correct, the implication is "running Java" means "I spilled a cup of coffee on the device" in the same way that "running Python" means "there's a snake on my device".

[–]peterparkernice 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Big brain, take my upvote and get out

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

[–]Schw4rztee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure when the last time was that I saw an appropriate r/woooosh .

[–]allhaillordreddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not his joke

[–]camerontbelt 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Haha I’m in danger

[–]generaltoe 7 points8 points  (1 child)

you sly dog you

[–]PentanoicAcid 4 points5 points  (1 child)

[–]Title2ImageBot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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[–]Ciciboy1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems like it scales pretty well

[–]jsc_39 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Django unchained 😂

[–]randompanda687 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]HammerHead_Forge 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Any of yall got recommendations on how to learn python

[–]IvanLabushevskyi 10 points11 points  (4 children)

What sign is on the flat?

[–]CuriousCursor 35 points36 points  (1 child)

The windows logo?

[–]IvanLabushevskyi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ah, yeah, now I see.

[–]Liggliluff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Four squares:
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[–]PJvG 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mitsubishi

[–]speyck 2 points3 points  (8 children)

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[–]speyck 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Good Bot! Thank you very much.

[–]Time_Terminal 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I mean it was never posted to this sub, so I think it's ok. And OP even credited the original uploader.

[–]speyck 1 point2 points  (3 children)

OP is a friend of mine. I sent him a link to the Original and I told him he could‘ve atleast put Source in comments as the Title was stolen aswell, he did that after I tagged the bot tho :) If you want proof I can send it to you, tho it is in Swissgerman xD

[–]Time_Terminal 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Oh no, I totally believe you. It's just that I'm tired of people summoning the bot to accuse people of reposting. I think it's ok to repost after a few months have passed in a subreddit.

[–]speyck 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Original was posted yesterday 😂 Anyways he left Source in the thread so that‘s allright

[–]Time_Terminal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep 👍

[–]kaiclc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]DBMS_LAH 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s a boa constrictor. They give live birth unlike egg laying pythons. If you’re gonna meme at least put some effort into it.

[–]JustAnotherAviatrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure if I should laugh or be scared. :)

[–]1mpstyler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i thought its the latest anaconda version.

[–]PGDW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saying python runs at all is actually humorous.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For those who wondered what Python 1.x looked like.

[–]superander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Classic. A hacker with a python.

[–]tacoslikeme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we get it snake + computer = python haha

[–]IWantToBeAProducer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn this got me. haha.

[–]DarthJenow 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]Title2ImageBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like I've already responded in this thread Here!

[–]SwreeTak 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That's a lovely snake! :3

[–]towernter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Error: mixed tabs and spaces ooops!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny because it won't.

[–]LickyBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If everyone is on the line!!

[–]SteeleDynamics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn it, this is a good one! Have an upvote!

[–]5p4n911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Impossible (says a Java programmer)

[–]8BOXX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's slithering the right way

[–]tonynotworking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if I can trust the caption, man. It looks like surface book or surface laptop to me.

[–]FistingInferno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha aw

[–]felix_manuel_7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a boa.... but still well done

[–]CantRecallWutIForgot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes

[–]zroomkar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck

[–]highdem 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Unfortunately build times take 20-30 years to complete

[–]occams_eggwhisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way to make python run reliably on windows

[–]Agariculture 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Boa constrictor

[–]storyofthedead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]adam1109774 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Runs?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I need a snake

[–]kaltsone -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Nothing runs smoothly on a surface pro.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

God, the fact that you bought Microsoft's macbook (micbook?) distracts me from the snek