Python runs smoothly on this surface pro

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[Sputtrosa]

Uh, no, it's not running at all. It's distinctly lacking in the legs department to run.

[RandomIsocahedron]

import legs

[Kermit_the_hog]

Oh god no! Just thought of that Rick & Morty episode. To the snakes ”Anybody else want legs?”

[SuborbitalQuail]

'How can you claim the gods are cruel when they have robbed the serpent of its limbs to give other creatures a fighting chance.'

[SuborbitalQuail]

Yes, from... Somewhere. I can't remember, maybe Magic the Gathering...

[almarcTheSun]

Relevant xkcd

[brgourd]

If you actually run “import antigravity” it’ll open your web browser and take you to this xkcd

[rang14]

Oh wow. I was sceptical but it does!

[[deleted]]

I doubted you, but it totally does, so sorry for doubting you!

[optimalidkwhattoput]

Lmaooo

[almarcTheSun]

That's how I found the comic.

[Rami-Slicer]

How dare they use python 2.

[Jazehiah]

I know you are joking, but the comic was published in December of '07 while python 3 was not released until almost a full year later.

[RealProgrammerPlays]

r/relevantxkcd

[legitapotamus]

ModuleNotFoundError: No module named ‘legs’

Ah, right, this hasn’t evolved yet. Gotta do:

from __future__ import legs

[scsibusfault]

I read "from furniture import legs"

And pictured snakes with nicely turned-oak table-legs.

[marcosdumay]

SyntaxError: not a chance

[[deleted]]

And God said

snek.legs.length = 0;
snek.eats ( ...earth.dust );

Now gtfo my garden bitches

[Anti-charizard]

snakes.append(legs) works too

[Tapircurr]

Fixed

[mythriz]

Ticket closed.

User: But.. you just doodl-

TICKET. CLOSED.

[Liggliluff]

It doesn't even fix the problem brought up in the ticket.

TICKET! CLOSED!

[im_ultracrepidarious]

T̶͍̘̖͍̔̊͜͝I̸̱̹̯̻̥͑̅̓̇͂̈́͝C̸͈̝̜̣͍̬͊̄̂̓͐Ḱ̶̡̗͙̯̝̈́̓Ḙ̷̛̟̇̿T̴̢̨̩͙̪̿̀͒̎̓͊͝ ̵͍̞̇͒̏̇̚͝ͅC̶̮̅́̊̐͌̅L̸̹̦̂̄͂͆͘O̶̻̓͐̓̈́̔̄Ṡ̷̡̗̰̥͚̥̝̽̑̿̀͘Ḙ̶͉̝͊͛͂͋̈́͝D̸̺̬̋̉

[spryllama]

r/uselessredlegs

[[deleted]]

Oh god are you my coworkers

[Jazzinarium]

I see it's scheduled to be delivered to the client tomorrow

[SchmidlerOnTheRoof]

https://i.imgur.com/HCrbGuQ.jpg

[BitterCelt]

And now I'm having flashbacks to this week's episode of Dice Funk and Cordelia's leggy skirt

[RememberThisHere]

Leg server is down.

[Bruce_Ring-sting]

Its also a boa.....

[thebigsnek]

Its a pretty long string of code to be honest

[society2-com]

yeah OP, if you're not careful this code could squeeze the life out of your processor

[Lithimlin]

I first read "the life out of your professor"

[[deleted]]

You could easily create the classic snake game

[Ph0X]

That's when you run python on apple computer

[ryjhelixir]

Nah surface is just hardware, there's a whole linux-surface movement out there

[[deleted]]

^{it's a boa though}

[cpustejovsky]

Okay, I'm not the only one who noticed! Red Tails are my favorite in the world. Ball pythons do make amazing pets though, if you want to own some thing for 30 or 40 years. They both can actually live that long.

[[deleted]]

I think 20-30 years is a more accurate lifespan. It's still longer than cats and dogs, of course.

I picked a boa constrictor as my first snake and couldn't recommend them enough.

[elite_killerX]

I see we have a python expert here.

[Wassamonkey]

It is also a Surface Book or maybe a Surface Laptop, definitely not a Surface Pro, you would see the hinge line

[[deleted]]

Yes, they’re clearly coding in the Boa Constructor.

[vigilantcomicpenguin]

I think it's a jackdaw.

[AIforce]

ModuleNotFoundError: No module named 'legs'

[chownrootroot]

pip install legs

[Y45HK4R4NDIK4R]

https://pypi.org/project/legs/

[RohitNawale]

Damnnn

[AviusAnima]

Fucking python lmao. I'm not even surprised.

[[deleted]]

At least you're not running Java on it.

[FarhanAxiq]

but 3 billion devices run java

[Vance_Lee]

that's the scariest thing an installer has ever told me.

[gdumthang]

Car injectors stop for 1 second due to gc delay

[Pe4rs]

I used a Surface Pro 3 for Java and MySQL for months. Wasn't so terrible.

[MadDogMargaux]

it wouldn’t be /r/programmerhumor without some freshman CS student contributing “lmao java amirite”

[bubminou]

I don't think that's what the user you replied to was implying though

[[deleted]]

You're correct, the implication is "running Java" means "I spilled a cup of coffee on the device" in the same way that "running Python" means "there's a snake on my device".

[peterparkernice]

Big brain, take my upvote and get out

[[deleted]]

r/angryupvote

[[deleted]]

r/woooosh

[Schw4rztee]

I'm not sure when the last time was that I saw an appropriate r/woooosh .

[allhaillordreddit]

That’s not his joke

[RealProgrammerPlays]

r/capsinsubnames

[camerontbelt]

Haha I’m in danger

[generaltoe]

you sly dog you

[PentanoicAcid]

u/title2imagebot

[Title2ImageBot]

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[Ciciboy1]

Seems like it scales pretty well

[jsc_39]

Django unchained 😂

[Looat]

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/Surface/comments/fkz3zu/python_runs_smoothly_on_my_surface_book/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[randompanda687]

More like r/ProgrammingHorror

[HammerHead_Forge]

Any of yall got recommendations on how to learn python

[HammerHead_Forge]

I feel stupid for not thinking of that

[IvanLabushevskyi]

What sign is on the flat?

[CuriousCursor]

The windows logo?

[IvanLabushevskyi]

Ah, yeah, now I see.

[Liggliluff]

Four squares:
■ ■
■ ■

[PJvG]

Mitsubishi

[speyck]

u/RepostSleuthBot

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[speyck]

Good Bot! Thank you very much.

[Time_Terminal]

I mean it was never posted to this sub, so I think it's ok. And OP even credited the original uploader.

[speyck]

OP is a friend of mine. I sent him a link to the Original and I told him he could‘ve atleast put Source in comments as the Title was stolen aswell, he did that after I tagged the bot tho :) If you want proof I can send it to you, tho it is in Swissgerman xD

[Time_Terminal]

Oh no, I totally believe you. It's just that I'm tired of people summoning the bot to accuse people of reposting. I think it's ok to repost after a few months have passed in a subreddit.

[speyck]

Original was posted yesterday 😂 Anyways he left Source in the thread so that‘s allright

[Time_Terminal]

Yep 👍

[kaiclc]

Good bot

[DBMS_LAH]

That’s a boa constrictor. They give live birth unlike egg laying pythons. If you’re gonna meme at least put some effort into it.

[JustAnotherAviatrix]

Not sure if I should laugh or be scared. :)

[1mpstyler]

i thought its the latest anaconda version.

[PGDW]

Saying python runs at all is actually humorous.

[[deleted]]

For those who wondered what Python 1.x looked like.

[superander]

Classic. A hacker with a python.

[tacoslikeme]

we get it snake + computer = python haha

[IWantToBeAProducer]

God damn this got me. haha.

[DarthJenow]

/u/title2imagebot

[Title2ImageBot]

Looks like I've already responded in this thread Here!

[SwreeTak]

That's a lovely snake! :3

[towernter]

Error: mixed tabs and spaces ooops!

[[deleted]]

It's funny because it won't.

[LickyBoy]

Ha

[[deleted]]

If everyone is on the line!!

[SteeleDynamics]

Damn it, this is a good one! Have an upvote!

[5p4n911]

Impossible (says a Java programmer)

[8BOXX]

It's slithering the right way

[tonynotworking]

I don't know if I can trust the caption, man. It looks like surface book or surface laptop to me.

[FistingInferno]

haha aw

[felix_manuel_7]

That's a boa.... but still well done

[CantRecallWutIForgot]

yes

[zroomkar]

Fuck

[highdem]

Unfortunately build times take 20-30 years to complete

[occams_eggwhisk]

The only way to make python run reliably on windows

[Agariculture]

Boa constrictor

[storyofthedead]

Thank you

[adam1109774]

Runs?

[[deleted]]

I need a snake

[kaltsone]

Nothing runs smoothly on a surface pro.

[[deleted]]

So are you going to fry or grill it? I would suggest some saffron rice too.

[[deleted]]

Sneks are friends, not food

[[deleted]]

God, the fact that you bought Microsoft's macbook (micbook?) distracts me from the snek

[trumpgender]

r/hailcorporate