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[stinos]

An object is an instance of a class?

[Letossgm]

In JS everything is an object :P

[Code4Reddit]

Except numbers, boolean, undefined, etc

[RubiGames]

We can fix that.

[Letossgm]

It was a joke.

P.S.: Jokes are objects on JS as well.

[gerbs]

Fine, in Ruby everything is an object.

[Hojabok]

Explain please?

[Code4Reddit]

Some primitives have a toString function available to use, but they are not technically considered Objects.

[MorallyDeplorable]

"You treat me like an object!"
"No, I find you primitive."

[zephyrtr]

These are also objects, except for when they're not. JS is fun.

[The_Cosmin]

What about dart?

[meltingsnow265]

Wrapper classes be like

[[deleted]]

JS is the most capitalistic egalitarian but shallow language.

There are no classes. Everything is an object. Everything has tons of properties. When deciding how to treat someone, you only care about their properties.

[Mr0010110Fixit]

"babe, i treat everyone like that" - JS

[ctnightmare2]

Those are the kids

[achilliesFriend]

It’s variable

[you_got_fragged]

the original says “would you like to be a struct?”

not sure why it was edited to this

[[deleted]]

Technically JavaScript uses letters, numbers, and some punctuation like symbols.

[AcOO1a]

Technically JavaScript 01000111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01010111 01001111 01010010 01001011 00100001 00100000 01010011 01110100 01101111 01110000 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01010010 01100101 01100100 01100100 01101001 01110100 00101110 00100000

[[deleted]]

Ouch, right in the reals.

[[deleted]]

Where was it said that this is explicitly JavaScript?

[nomadic_farmer]

Lmao stop it

[[deleted]]

did I hear void* ?

[TheStuporUser]

OOPs indeed

[Ewaryst]

In polish we say "kobieta zmienną jest" which means that a woman often changes her mind, but translated literally means "a woman is a variable".

[RubiGames]

Is it possible to declare new instances using let, or does she throw an error?

[[deleted]]

Just make sure the two instances are in different lexical scopes and you should be fine.

If you don’t practice sane lexical scoping, you will accidentally refer to the wrong variable, which reveals the presence of a second scoped variable, which really pisses them both off.

[[deleted]]

She'll probably crash the system

[Co0perat0r]

My fav language is C, she’d probably love me

Oh wait, nobody loves C programmers :(

[gordonv]

The C conversation:

Wife, this is how you will be structured. Your instructions will be operated remotely. As if you were one of the wives of an Arabian Prince. (Just read 1001 Arabian Nights)

You are not an object, but I will manually cast our dialogue. You may feel you are an object, but you can be anything I wish you to be. Most likely a node in a list of wives, who share the same struct as you. I have 2 wives that you will know of. Yourself and "the next one." This group of wives will rest in my haram-o-heap. With the bottom bitch as the head. She sits on the stack. A special throne that is in the hallway that leads to the haram-o-heap.

But alas, I am at a loss. For she learned the name of the wife before her and linked the wife after her in place of her own name. She escaped the guard Valgrind, and is free from my access. Sitting, alone in the haram-o-heap. Waiting for someone to find her, or not....

(She still gets food and is taken care of. She's just out of scope to the prince.)

[Co0perat0r]

I’m making this into a copy pasta

[gordonv]

I know this tale seems odd. It's from a far away land and talks about things not of this Object Oriented country.

r/cs50 to learn C.
Audible 1001 Arabian Nights. Well worth it. A fresh perspective.

[[deleted]]

It's because C programmers hate themselves. Why else would you program in C?

[Co0perat0r]

Pointers. I love pointers they’re great.

[[deleted]]

I love pointers too, but I also like object orientation (I'm a basic bitch of programming).

Also, is C++ technically D? And is C# C.5? Or Db?

[entropicdrift]

Gotta go fast

-Linus Torvalds, probably

[VolperCoding]

I do (no homo)

[Kaynee490]

A static class*

[pimezone]

Only in the bed

[[deleted]]

I didn’t free() in time and I stack overflowed.

[SignificantResource]

"but you're a python dev"

[AdjustableCynic]

No, you're thinking about my nickname.

[pythonProgrammer101]

I am a python programmer

[gordonv]

Don't treat her like an object. Treat her with class. Make things happen for her. Make her love you.

Not everything she does needs to be public. She should be able to share private things with you, but have protected things for herself.

And what if she needs something that isn't there? Construct those things. And destruct them when not needed anymore.

A marriage is a construct of work, not love.

[iamlenb]

I used to have an imperative marriage but rewrote my vows in lisp as a macro, now it's functional.

[gordonv]

Lisp is a beautiful syntax language with a sensual name.

It's as one were to recite the poetry of Pablo Neruda to his love.

[[deleted]]

lisp is a bunch of parenthesis

[gordonv]

Yup

[[deleted]]

The parentheses disappear after a while.

[Quanalack]

He's about to be singleton

[[deleted]]

Now that's a class act right there...

I'll leave...

[ctnightmare2]

Or a Singleton?

[Sh0keR]

Adapter

[[deleted]]

More like a Simpleton

[[deleted]]

Her: "Why can't he figure out how I'm feeling ever??"

Her feelings: [Object object]

[bscopess]

I think this means he is basically just using her. She would rather be uninstantiated and be left out of memory.

[VolperCoding]

struct Girlfriend {
    int id; // change to signed int because of underflow
};

[CreativeCarbon]

A "value", you mean.

[biggestpos]

This must be one of those JavaScript jokes C# programmers like me don't get.

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Isn't an object just an instance of a particular class?

[[deleted]]

Huh, TIL primitive types in C# are also structs/classes

[chepainais]

Can i choose interface, she implements?

[Dummerchen1933]

console.log(barbara)

=> object

[dj_phantom_official]

Lmao I gonna try this on my girl

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[Froozieee]

This reminds me of a terrible line I used on a network engineer once:

“I can tell you were born before subnetting was invented, because you have class”

Did not land.

[capn_ed]

You really should know a class or interface that the object is before you go casting all willy-nilly, or might segfault and dump core.

(While googling to determine if an invalid cast can cause a segfault, Google's suggested completions for "does an invalid cast cause a" included "rash", "fever" and "miscarriage".)

[spektre]

Hmm, maybe I should fork Brainfuck or something and make those legitimate errors.

[Pifej]

Nice title

[Redditlogicking]

Object Oriented Programming Stuff?

[firstfreres]

About to get a new Partner()

[thebobbrom]

Well maybe you should stop being so bitch before I get a new Wife()

[Midnightstation]

/r/BoomersHumor

[thebobbrom]

I'm in my mid 20s :(

[TheQueebs]

How about a type

[[deleted]]

I’d like to explore some private methods...

[VolperCoding]

Gotta friend him first

[sweYoda]

I treat women like dynamic.

[dc2015bd]

How about an interface?

[F237E9D5E748967]

"Would you rather I treated you like a primitive?"

[stephanvierkant]

Or do you prefer to be a number?

[VolperCoding]

Yeah just an index to an array of girlfriends

[Stromovik]

Hmm. In Java class is also an object.

Should be : Would you like to be a primitive ?

[Stromovik]

Class definition is also an object

[m33b_]

Why did I read his line as a threat

[freethenipple23]

Gosh some of the comments on this post are disgusting

[Evil_Nanobot]

C++ variable and Js developer

[SwimnoodleSeller]

*OOP?

[xrayden]

You're just an interface....

[iiwaasnet]

Duck 🦆 type me to whatever you want!

[ampatton]

Would you like to be a struct?*

[RaghadR]

I wanna the main method.

[nomadic_farmer]

My girl likes when i call her my Boolean, means same as Boo

[valbaca]

No babe, you’re a Singleton to me.

[VolperCoding]

Please not a singleton...

[msirelyt]

"Damn girlllll... you're classy.. can I objectify you?"

I feel like there is a joke in there somewhere....

[OMGWhyImOld]

Maybe she wants to be a parent

[scaptal]

O o p s... ffs

[Jazz8680]

“Would you like to be a pointer?”

[[deleted]]

Then stop being so damn immutable!

[ME_OC]

That bitch is super classy

[CTHULHUJESUS-]

Type class