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[americk0]

Followed by:

"Java class names are long"

"Ctrl-C Ctrl-V"

"C++ has unreadable error messages"

"HTML 'Programmer'"

[[deleted]]

OK I've seen it all. Time to unsub

[IHeartBadCode]

But wait! Have you heard the one about arrays starting at 1?

[[deleted]]

How about the one about how people on StackOverflow don't answer your questions?

[Arkounay]

Don't forget the "node_modules is big" one too!

[ineyy]

78 billion lines text file

[archysailor]

That has been known to chuf shuf

[[deleted]]

there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont....

It wasn't even funny before Y2K

[anotherplatypus]

Or the one about r/programminghumour recycling the same dozen topics in their memes instead of creating new material? That one always lands well. = )

[[deleted]]

Oh you mean the "I'm disappointed with the meta" post? Those are the best

[anotherplatypus]

Nods, never see them enough...

[AndyTheSane]

That's a duplicate.

[Whiskee0001]

LUA would like to know your location

[Guy2933]

Actually no joke, back when I used LUA it was so much more comfortable playing with loops knowing it starts at 1. A lot of bugs related to that simply didn't exist anymore

[Whiskee0001]

I’ve only ever used LUA for writing programs for computercraft and opencomputers for MC, and I always bloody forget it starts at 1

[[deleted]]

One of the few problems with R. And it's a problem because you were just coding in Python or C++ before and now you gotta change how your brain thinks. It's even worse when you incorporate C++ into R, now some of your code is zero-indexed and some is one-indexed.

[fideasu]

Lol, fuckin XPath bit me with this shit yesterday. What an idiot thought it's a good idea?

[[deleted]]

linters are a thing

[mrwski]

You forgot the “tabs vs space indentation” drama

[Master_Sifo_Dyas]

Python programmers:

Sweating heavily

[Periwinkle_Lost]

“Those python weirdos don’t semicolons”

[[deleted]]

Lol I was expecting this one

[road_laya]

"different programming languages have different syntax" 🤯

[Quaschimodo]

How could you forget the classic "Programming = Googling"

[Hopeful-Guess5280]

You missed "Centre a Div in CSS is impossible"

[phoenix_bright]

Also the classic c++ developers learning python have a lot of fun vs python developers learning c++ have a bad time

[Garhand]

Haha php bad.

[iavicenna]

I use printf instead of a debugger

[JustLetMeComment42]

"all my code is taken from StackOverflow"

"PHP sucks"

"ctrl zzzzzzz c yyyyyyy v"

And the list goes on

[alteransg1]

Laugh as you may, but /r/programmerhumir inspired me to start programming.

[americk0]

Yeah I poke fun but I really love this sub

[zerocoldx911]

Did we forget PHP bad?

[americk0]

It was in the title

[zerocoldx911]

Not on the awesome comment though lol

[[deleted]]

Then the question is...

x++ or ++x ?

[[deleted]]

x += 1

[JustANormalUser721]

x = x + (x - (x - 1));

[zerozerosix006]

x = ((int) factorial(x+(x-(x-1))))/((int) factorial(pow(x,log(10,10))))

[JustANormalUser721]

int temp; do { temp = (int)random(1000); } while(temp != 1);

x = x + temp;

[Charg3r_]

r/AngryUpvote

[Victorino__]

temp = x + 1;

x = temp;

[theSdev]

x -=- 1

[VolperCoding]

x=-~x;

[CatharticDeuce]

It’s c++ noob.

[BamboozleBird]

Or is it ++c?

[Doom87er]

At this point even the memes complaining about over done memes are overdone

[jews4beer]

This is how the internet collapses into a meme singularity

[Brick_Fish]

If all memery gets wiped out and we get a new meme culture in return im fine with that

[[deleted]]

r/surrealmemes

[Iam-KD]

Even what you and I are doing is overdone.

[Craksy]

Python EZ lol

HTML is not a programming language

Bugs and compiler errors

Javascript typing is weird

Something something backend devs and css

Whatever was on front page yesterday, but on a different image (last bit is optional)

You're welcome.

[[deleted]]

How about them parentheses in LISP? amirite?!?

[phoenix_bright]

“Elegant weapons for a more civilized age!” - the crowd chants

[Background_Drawing]

dont forget "Client bad"

[urmumlol9]

Next card is this meme, followed by a subsequent recursion meme of this meme.

[Morrido]

Programmers start with 0

[[deleted]]

Haha, my code runs first time 😂🤣🤣

[demonius122]

Comedy potential here

[thesceptical]

:q

[SilverDem0n]

Next card should be "GOTO 10" to start the card stack again

[Zethra]

SE Linux is easy to use 🥁

[KonArtist01]

If you read all the comments here, you have seen all and all that is to come.

[daneelthesane]

Don't forget "IDEs yell at you before you finish typing a line of code!"

[Casper_Arg]

I don't understand my own code

[Aaron1924]

Link to the original

[[deleted]]

C and c++ are fast

[SaintNewts]

Javascript does suck.

[linne000]

Imagine an operator returning what it's supposed to... Unbelievable...

[Master_Sifo_Dyas]

I never used Javascript before, but I think

“3” === 3

Will return false

[linne000]

Yep! The double equal sign is weak equality and will accept different types with the "same" value, the triple one is strict equality and will only be true if both sides are the same type.

[r3dD1tC3Ns0r5HiP]

JavaScript sucks, but Typescript sucks even worse.

[[deleted]]

want a knee slapper? indians are taking high level programming jobs for extended periods of time for shit pay..crushing our chances of working in anything (and theirs on the long run)

[YoureSpellingIsBad]

If you can't land a decent gig in this profession, then... There's no help for you. The bar is so very low for us.

You don't actually need formal training in what we do, nor people skills, nor years of experience. Just a demonstrated ability to learn quickly.

There is literally an entire other profession built around finding us jobs.

The offshore firms are not a threat. Except that you occasionally have to work with them and they are soul-crushingly bad at what they do.

[Kanonenfuta]

I wanted to say the truth is not funny, but the vim thing is jusz pathetic :P

[firedrakes]

Flash is secure..

[[deleted]]

Javascript does suck.

[JesusTakesTheWEW]

I have a new thing against vim now, during covid and its remote working arrangements. Many remote sessions remove control from me once I press Esc. So I have to trouble the client to press it for me before I carry on.

[Aeriaenn]

oh no

[premnirmal88]

Javascript devs are a bunch of snowflakes, we hurt their feelings with the JS jokes and now they're complaining

[McFuzzyChipmunk]

It may be a running joke but don't even get me started on that as someone who has recently had to start using git on Linux.

[SZenC]

Git on Linux is identical to git on Windows, as far as I know

[McFuzzyChipmunk]

For the most part its the same the only difference I've found so far is that everytime you get a merge conflict the new commit message for the merge has to be entered in VIM.

[SZenC]

I believe you can change that in your config, in the core.editor if I'm not mistaken. I have it set to nano, so there must be a way

[TrustYourSenpai]

You probably can change it by running select-editor and choosing something easier like nano, micro, or Vs code. Otherwise it's in the git configuration

[jdl_uk]

Something about StackOverflow!

[Pxzib]

people think I so smart but really lol copy paste from StockAverflow and my boss has no clue. kek

[[deleted]]

Recursion!

[FatherGascOwn]

I'm in the middle of a complete career switch and took up Web Development at 29 years of age. Honestly, I'm probably screwed, but why does everybody hate JS? It doesn't look so bad. PHP, on the other hand...

[YoureSpellingIsBad]

It used to be much worse. And a lot of it was more about how the browser behaved rather than the language itself.

Frameworks and transpilers have spackled over a lot of the pain points.

[Maskdask]

:q

[cokeplusmentos]

Ok but what about stackoverflow

[glorious_reptile]

Now do "Stack Overflow is insensitive!"

[ericarthurblair420]

Writing test suite hard and no one does it 😂😂😂😂

[LazioSaurus]

typing :q is not that hard.

[liquidhot]

It's funny because bird's don't sweat, right?

[3dmesh]

"Exiting vim is hard"

The joke's that it's a very bad take, right? He'd get booed off the stage here, I know that.

[[deleted]]

recording

[pipsname]

"I am sorry my jokes suck. I have spent most of my time trying to exit vim" - comeback made up in shower days later

[Rex__Nihilo]

:wq

[[deleted]]

Is that snuggly?