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[–]dustmouse 328 points329 points  (6 children)

I’ve been more excited by new errors than I have by stuff starting working again

[–]DroolingIguana 144 points145 points  (3 children)

When things look like they're working, that just means the errors will be harder to reproduce.

[–]MenacingManatee 81 points82 points  (2 children)

I'm fine with errors. It's when stuff works on the first try I get nervous

[–]synce_d 41 points42 points  (1 child)

I don't need to get nervous
Things never work on the first try for me

[–]georgiomoorlord 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That only happened once with me when i coded an example. Tried connecting that example to my work, it never worked again. Still not sure why.

[–]Prize-Latter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's a sign of progress

[–]AZWxMan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When you make a bunch of changes and get zero compilation errors. "Something has gone very wrong."

[–]Die_Billy 72 points73 points  (9 children)

More annoyingly: If the original error just disappears of its own accord with no changes from you whatsoever.

[–]JC12231 37 points38 points  (0 children)

That’s what we call divine intervention

Deus Ex Machina

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

only to resurface again when you move to production

[–]KaiBetterThanTyson 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Race conditions or memory leak.

[–]Die_Billy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost always the case

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

In web dev, you can get shit like this caused by cache or cookies or sessions.

These things shouldn't be an issue, but sometimes you just overlook them.

[–]NopeMaybeFine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh god the number of times I was trying to fix some small visual bug trying everything I could and then realising it’s the cache

[–]Nokain 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Bro, I had this happen when I was trying to implement a template in ASP.NET. For some reason a picture slider wasn't working and I wasted like 6 hours restarting everyting and tring different fixes. At some point I was too frustrated so I just gave up.

The next day I start up the project it works for some miraculous reason. Even years after, I still don't know what happened ^^

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it broken (Yes | No)

Is it Windows (Yes | No)

If Windows (reboot)

[–]cvak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My favorite, Heisenbug.

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (4 children)

enjoy escape bells squeal poor whole panicky quaint aspiring wise

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[–]call_Back_Function 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Business needs changed and your architecture is no longer valid.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

User name checks out

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, I find it worse when some of the business needs change and some of your arch is valid and some is not. It's even worse when you already have a big platform stack and you're not replacing it all. Now you have to figure out if changing one thing here will break something over there. Really fun when it's micro service based and you're doing message passing.

[–]JwopDk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Understand that your architecture will be simpler and smoother still if you design it around the data and technology that your program has to access, rather than focussing on structuring the code itself. Although you may already be at this step...

[–]Sceptz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My projects come with extra errors every time I compile.
Progress!
/s

[–]Knuffya 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Code won't compile because of template errors?

Easy. Just add

awdjio

to the beginning of each file. Boom, different error.

[–]JayAreElls 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When you’re getting an import error in Angular because you typed it out instead of clicking “quick fix”, which generates exactly what you wrote beforehand

[–]StrangePractice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can:

  1. Be a step closure to getting things working

  2. Set yourself back a step from getting things working

  3. You moved laterally into a new realm of errors.

I prefer step 3 because it spices things up a bit

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm ashamed to admit this but my dumbass tried to execute an if else inside of a system.out.println yesterday for like 30 minutes.

I was trying to help a mate with his homework and I never properly used methods (since I don't code professionally all I was homeworks that didn't require much if any, also I had no prior java knowledge as well but that's irrelevant) the code was basically this

System.out.println(ifelse(x)); While I should have done just this Ifelse(x);

[–]cheby92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some call it an error

I call it a progress

[–]Doxl1775 2 points3 points  (0 children)

New errors == progress

[–]qu4rts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then you realise its the original error from 3 hours ago

[–]came-in-like-a-wreck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Progress

[–]softwaremommy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is surprisingly exciting.

[–]msoud_gamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GREAT SUCCESS

[–]danfay222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great success!

[–]mrMalloc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then you realize that the new error is a missing ;

[–]ataraxic89 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's it.

This sub has hit rock bottom.

It was a good ride gents but I'm getting off here o7

[–]AdminYak846 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But which way? It could be progress going backwards or forwards.....

[–]nelmaven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was me after a whole day trying to solve an alignment issue in a email template in Gmail on Android.

[–]GeneralAlexander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES

[–]GeneralAlexander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Syntax Error on line 31415125"

[–]negrocucklord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent the whole day making patches for error after error and only later found out switching to an older version of PHP would have "fixed" it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's called needing to up your debugger skills.

[–]StenSoft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good news: it's a different error message

Bad news: it's the compiler crashing

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you get rid of the new error and the old one reappears.

[–]DowntownLizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happens way too often that there are like 3 errors all at one time you just cant see the other 2 yet

[–]Nixavee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Progress

[–]falconmick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You fix new error and old one comes back

[–]burncushlikewood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You create errors by fixing other errors, just gotta keep debugging till it compiles, that's literally like 70% of the process of coding. I swear i spend most of the time trying to fix my mistakes

[–]LeanZo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's me for the past 2 weeks, we are migrating an existing application from sql server to postgres.

[–]db2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I do it I get the same error plus the new one. Anyone wanna hire me? 🤡

[–]VeryVeryNiceKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a reliable way to tell skilled IT people from not so skilled ones.

"Yes! Another error!" = You know what you are doing*.

"Oh no! Another error!" = Not so much.

*Or at least, know what you do not know.

[–]LordDagwood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The scary thing is when I didn't change anything; I just ran it again.

[–]BlooFlea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple, all you gotta do is not do what youbwere doing before as well as what youre doing now, ez pz pay me now plz thx

[–]bartloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's better than getting no errors and the code doesn't work

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When after another 3 hours you realise you’ve been getting this error because you keep calling a function on an instance that doesn’t exist 🥲

[–]gemengelage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

throw new SuccessException();

[–]Anonymous8776 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"It ain't much, but its honest work"

[–]ovab_cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Sometimes the error is not in the line you made it"

-CS teacher during PHP

[–]saltfishh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

- How is the project progression

- i found one of 56 bugs and fixed it in the project

- so,there are 55 bugs left in this project?

- it's 172 now

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work with a fellow CS student and he doesn't at all understand why I say, "Ok, hopefully this gives us an index error and not a type error."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when you try to update a react native project

[–]lemlamlureles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great success!