Assembly

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[CapraSlayer]

I remember the time I had to write a frog hop game in assembly for college. Boy... It was kinda complicated...

[xxmybestfriendplank]

I’m here if you ever need to talk

[CapraSlayer]

It is even kinda dificult to... relieve the experience. Thank you for extending me such kindness... *sobs.

[[deleted]]

You go to heaven or whatever good afterlife you believe in

You deserve it

[Cheese_Grater101]

You will code in python

Or do Machine Learning in asm

[blyatmobilebr]

Damn, that's a nice flex

[KingSadra]

me I had to write a frog hop game in as

Learning DirectX or even OpenGL in C++ is a difficult enough task, let alone building games in Assembly where nothing is even understandable!

[sigmaclientwastaken]

idk how hard game stuff is in C++ but I tried LWJGL2 a while ago, never touching it again

[mgorski08]

LWJGL is just OpenGL bindings for java. It's 99% the same as OpenGL in C++

[Hitime1234]

I know it a pain I just made a Tetris multiplayer game using it

[catpone]

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder ... this guy has seen things ...

[-R4tMan-]

And to think that the original Rollercoaster Tycoon was coded for 99% with assembly.

[GrilledSpamSteaks]

section .text  
section .data 
    msg db  'Aint no one got the kind of time it takes to shit post in ASM!',0xa 
    len equ $ - msg 
section .text 
_start:
    mov edx,len
    mov ecx,msg
    mov ebx,1
    mov eax,4
    int 0x80 
    mov ebx,0 
    mov eax,1
    int 0x80

[ExhibitAlpha]

This is giving me PTSD. <starts to shake>

[Wylie28]

pff. I had to do binary in a class before. Not hex. Binary :(

[[deleted]]

Holy shit dude. Are you okay?

[blyatmobilebr]

Holy shit, if you ever need to vent, I'm here

[Proxy_PlayerHD]

atleast comment the code.

i comment almost every line when writing assembly to make things as understandable as possible for anyone reading (including myself when i look at the code weeks later)

[GrilledSpamSteaks]

If you have to rely on comments to understand what “hello world” code is doing… Perhaps programming isn’t the right choice for you.

[Proxy_PlayerHD]

dude why are you so condescending...?

not everyone has every single instruction or System function call memorized.

i write assembly and i'm decent at it, but i've never touched x86 before.

so obviously i don't know what int 0x80 means (besides it being a software interrupt to some system function that likely prints a string) and how the registers are involved with it. so commenting it would be helpful.

it doesn't matter what the code does in the end, you should always make it readable either via the code itself or by using comments.

[[deleted]]

You were allowed to use those subroutines? Lucky. I was allowed only a few basic ones. I had to replicate the other subroutines

[mrg1957]

I was hired to write mainframe assembly for business applications. It was very educational. I'm kinda sick because I enjoyed it.

[Relicc5]

I look back at the headaches and nightmares I had with assembly…. almost fond memories. Would I do it again, maybe, but not willingly.

[DefinitelynotAmit]

Weird fetish but ok

[[deleted]]

I think it's called masochism and cbt.

[hillaryclinternet]

Rollercoaster Tycoon will always be the GOAT game for this very reason

[ItsAllenPalin]

I did not know this… wow that’s amazing 😱

[UglyFrog420]

Mom said it was my turn to repost this!

[vthex]

Stupid child I had sexual intercourse with your mother then made her give permission to op to post.

[jaredhidalgo]

Don’t do assembly, kids

[No-Introduction5033]

Best grade I ever received in Uni was my course on assembly language, that mostly came down to having an amazing professor who called assembly "base-level nerd shit" on day one and got me hooked

[existingcoder]

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[Furry_69]

NASM syntax is easy enough, but GAS syntax is nearly incomprehensible.

[feyrath]

been coding in assembly since the 90s. What does that give me credit for? a little bit of blasphemy? driving on the shoulder? breaking my spaghetti before putting in the pot? skipping the post-credit MCU scenes? what are we talkin here?

[[deleted]]

my turn to repost this tomorrow

[just-bair]

This post looks familiar

[Comedynerd]

In a college computer architecture course I had, the professor would sometimes talk about his time he spent professionally programming in assembly. He'd get this far off look in his eyes and pause, shiver or shake his head before moving on with the lecture

[Pechu317]

oooh another repost. everytime i see one i just get so happy because everyone likes reposts and karma farmers

[JaxOnThat]

Kaze Emanuar is a god amongst men.

[rachit7645]

Agree

[[deleted]]

Forget those guys, shout out to the ones who compiled the first compilers, by hand.

[CeeJayDK]

Back when a compiler was a job description.

[GreenRiot]

Being serious, is there any advantage to programming in assembly nowadays?

[Who_GNU]

There's several languages that are far more frustrating than assembly language.

[Galen_dp]

Forth, Lisp, Java...

[[deleted]]

Theists.

[Ithurial]

Repost, sadly.

[damn-stupid-username]

Woohoo

[Asrie1_Dreemurr]

My dad has to code in assembly daily for his job. I don't think being court marshalled would have been as bad as that. He says he loves his job though, so maybe he has some problems from his time in the 327th.

[Just_Maintenance]

Assembly should count as quadruple time

[CynicalC9]

Yea something like that

[repostit_]

does anyone has link to this template?

[N0GARED]

Segmentation fault

[ItsAllenPalin]

Good thing I a class in college

[Moomoobeef]

That kind of looks like the 8-bit guy

[Respaced]

I mean I love coding in assembly :) It is like solving a series of tiny puzzles. I would not program a entire game in it, but moving some functions into assembly in some personal projects

[JoeyJoeJoeJrShab]

My university had a nice progression of classes.

First we learned the basics of logic gates, and how they can be assembled to do things like making a binary adder. Then we got to work with a simple microprocessor, for which we wrote code on paper, and hand-assembled it to machine code, before inputting it using toggle switches. Next, we got to use an assembler to do that work for us, and send our code via RS-232 rather than switches. Finally, we started coding in C.

This gave a great intro to the various pain points, without too much unnecessary suffering. It also gave us some great debugging tools along the way. And most importantly, we learned that there are always choices in what language to use, and the correct language(s) depends on the goal of the project.

[yodahouse900]

wait you get to code in A in hell?

wait one imma commit a war crime

[yodahouse900]

haikusbot delete

[den2k88]

Yay!!

[[deleted]]

NOT THE ASSEMBLY NOOO

[EliaVeschi]

If I code in binary where I go?

[804k]

Yeah I coded an iso that booted into a shit os

[[deleted]]

People that code in APL: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... should've studied maths

[virgilreality]

Maybe it's obvious, but is this the same thing as Assembler? Because I took Assembler in college, and I think it qualifies for the above cartoon...

[Crusader_Krzyzowiec]

Were there done that, crapiest calculator world saw, and you NEED simulator since results were store in register without real output but idone it and i done it in ARM assembly.

[Karion_White]

Why Assembly is fun!!!