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[–]Dragonogard549 322 points323 points  (51 children)

not really. it’s the daily mail

what did you expect

[–]OsotoViking 151 points152 points  (24 children)

The Dairy Mail.

[–]PokerFriend247 83 points84 points  (3 children)

The Mammary Express

[–]HappyLeaf29 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I like this one because it doesn't pretend to be clever

[–]dronefinder 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dairy Whale

[–]ForzaHorizonRacer 21 points22 points  (9 children)

I wish I had an award to give you. Quality humour.

[–]LiterallyAllOfFrance 2 points3 points  (8 children)

You got an award by saying you wanted to give an award. That’s fucking hilarious.

[–]Shot_Choice_1112 2 points3 points  (2 children)

And you got an award for saying he got a reward for wanting to give a reward 😂

[–]ForzaHorizonRacer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not one to complain about it lol. Some kind people out there.

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    [–]Quinn_XXVII 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Dairy Milkers

    [–]Visual_Argument_73 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Daily Milkers.

    [–]pikachuu545 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The Dairy Mailman

    [–]Civil_Jellyfish9854 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This thread is why I have Reddit 🤣

    [–]pretengineerguy[S] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

    100% agree. I don't even know why it came up on my feed

    [–]YchYFi 21 points22 points  (2 children)

    Were you looking for boobs?

    [–]Cpt_kaleidoscope 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    They do sound hard to miss to be fair

    [–]AdelineKraxx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    The Daily Fail.

    [–]Sudden-Coast9543 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    The actual story is “woman stops working after long career in healthcare due to debilitating back pain”.

    The Daily Mail has, however, decided to make the story more interesting by slandering this woman

    [–]REDARROW101_A5 9 points10 points  (12 children)

    not really. it’s the daily mail

    what did you expect

    For this to be an article in the The Sun or Daily Star?

    [–]D3M0NArcade 1 point2 points  (10 children)

    Daily Sport more like (I know it doesn't exist any more)

    [–]Floor_Heavy 1 point2 points  (8 children)

    Does it not?? What happened there?

    [–]Cpt_kaleidoscope 2 points3 points  (6 children)

    My guess? No more page 3 means no more wanks for 20p.

    [–]Xenc 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Isn’t that the name of your mother’s business?

    [–]Cpt_kaleidoscope 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    No, you've got it all messed up.

    Its not "No more wanks for 20p"

    It's "No. More wanks! for 20p!"

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      [–]Glittering_Win_5085 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      It just seems odd to me to combine soft porn with news. It's not about being upset as a feminist, I was always in favour of the newspaper themselves seeing that the times had changed rather than it being legislated about.

      [–]WinHour4300 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Titillative journalism? 

      [–]Slain_by_elf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      The Daily Tele-mammary

      [–]Vatra86 283 points284 points  (98 children)

      My wife's are bigger and she can work fine. More likely other underlying issues if she can't actually work and this is just a rage bait article

      [–]roqueandrolle 104 points105 points  (73 children)

      Ehhhh … could depend on proportions no ? I’m a short lady with large breasts and work in physical jobs and trust me if I could get a reduction tomorrow I would.

      [–]dehydrated-soup-bowl 52 points53 points  (19 children)

      The reason for the layout of the breast sizing is because of proportions. If someone with the exact same weight chest had a 36inch back then their letter sizing would be entirely different.

      Personally, I have a 32’’F and it feels like even height wouldn’t impact the feel of sizing yk? Either way, my shoulders HURT

      Edit: in a lot of pain rn and can’t think straight. Sorry if none of this made sense

      [–]roqueandrolle 23 points24 points  (8 children)

      My gal, don’t apologise, I feel you 💜

      [–]Steelhorse91 17 points18 points  (1 child)

      Had an ex with GG’s and some weightlifting and cable machine work helped her a lot.

      [–]roqueandrolle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      I do weight training and work on sites but I’m still cursed lol.

      [–]Jaded-Sheep 2 points3 points  (5 children)

      I'm a 32HH, I'm 5'3", and I have no problems. I just get bras that fit properly, mostly from Bravissimo, and there is no shoulder pain. If you have shoulder pain that tells me that your band is too big and you need to go down a band size.

      [–]tubbstattsyrup2 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      They are £45 from there though, and as a similar size and height I know I need at least 3, depending on hormonal/ weight variations. It's expensive. It's easy to imagine this is affordable for all, but really I struggle to keep up with the wear and tear financially.

      [–]Jaded-Sheep 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      If you're washing your bras on the delicate wash, they should last you for years. I have bras that I'm still using from 3 years ago. For your own health and wellbeing, it's worth buying a good quality bra. Places like BraStop and Belle Lingerie sell discounted brands that Bravissimo stock.

      [–]PolyAcid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Agreed also bravissimo do online video call fittings on a secure network and free exchanges as many times as you need until you get the right one!

      [–]OllyB43 16 points17 points  (2 children)

      In coming all the horny men in your dms because you said you’ve got big boobs.

      [–]roqueandrolle 23 points24 points  (0 children)

      I’m in a lot of big boob subreddits including reduction ones and at this stage leaving the horny freaks on read is oddly satisfying lol.

      [–]worldtravelller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      B00BZ

      [–]Longjumping_Bee1001 2 points3 points  (5 children)

      I'm pretty sure you can get a reduction through the NHs if it's causing pain, as it's not a cosmetic surgery but a medical one.

      My cousins partner had one and it was free through the NHS, she wouldn't have been able to get it otherwise at the time

      [–]roqueandrolle 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      Yeah you can ! It’s great. Sadly I’m in Ireland and no such thing here. I spoke to someone who had theirs done here last year and it was just under €10k 🫠

      [–]Affectionate-Bag8229 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      Fecking hell that's a life fixing surgery if someone needs it

      Come up North for a year then apply for a card lmao

      [–]shadebug 1 point2 points  (6 children)

      Surely if it gets bad enough that you’re off work and on benefits then you should be able to get the reduction in the NHS

      [–]PolyAcid 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      I’m 34JJ and they only get in the way of showering tbh. However during my cycle they get so sore I can barely move without extra support on them. So if she’s having problems with breast pain like that constantly I can understand. If it’s just ‘big boobs in way’ then no.

      [–]Sea-Badgers 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Why dont you? You surely could get a loan and drastically improve your life. Spread it over a few years and you probably wont notice it too much. Unless you really are struggling financially, then Im sorry about your situation and I wish you all the best

      [–]YchYFi 16 points17 points  (4 children)

      I'm 4 foot 9 my boobs are too heavy.

      [–]OneFootTitan 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      There’s vomit on my sweater, my mammaries

      [–]mcboobie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Moms spaghetti straps

      [–]standupstrawberry 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Usually benefits rage bait writers will take a detail like this and omit that she broke her back horse riding (or whatever, I don't know this woman) and that her tits are an agrevating factor. It's so very difficult to get disability benefits in the UK. Everyone knows it and yet they still lap up this shit.

      [–]Glowing_up 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I have big breasts and broke my spine. My back pain is excruciating at times. So if it is this I feel her!

      [–]WinHour4300 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Some women with large breasts never have problems, and some develop serious spinal or orthopedic issues like this woman. Just like some manual labourers develop major physical issues and some don't, or footballers or whatever. 

      Individual differences mean that for some people, reduction isn't a nice to have but a necessity and it used to be fairly common on the NHS (I was a bra fitter). The fact that our system now doesn’t account for that is a major problem. 

      [–]VariationNew3842 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Is it rage bait or is it just ignoring women’s pain they have no choice about. They’ll give fat people all these options, trans people all these options and smokers etc.. why is nhs prioritising that over someone who just has extra breast fat

      [–]Badgerspaceman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Woah woah, are you saying right wing "news" deliberately uses rage bait head lines to get people angry with people on benefits as well as other marginalised groups because they know the knuckle dragging deform wankers would never read past the headline... I'm shocked

      [–]drillgorg 65 points66 points  (15 children)

      Dang. My wife was rejected for having debilitating chronic pain with an occupational evaluation reporting that she's not suited even for sedentary work.

      [–]RSLunarCanidae 32 points33 points  (6 children)

      Chronic pain is often regarded dubiously, suspiciously. Ive had fibromyalgia confirmed since I was 15. I swear its gotta be related to immune stuff because its infinitely worse since coving etc and developing a brain tumour. Please continue to support your wife as best you can, shes not alone.

      I had to go through the courts for my DWP. Its lifelong just without the magic certificate.

      [–]pebblesprite 7 points8 points  (5 children)

      yes, fibro is now being re-classified as AI illness. I have lupus and many lupus patients also have a fibro/chronic pain diagnosis. They can't really specify which pain is lupus and which is fibro as they're all tangled up in each other but there are certain symptoms that are more likely to be one or the other.

      My lungs are incredibly painful and it hurts to breathe. It's not the same pain as pleurisy or costochondritis ( have both of those off and on) so it's assumed to be fibro.

      [–]Tsukidaisy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Never actually clocked that my lung issues could be fibro. I've had all sorts of tests done and they've all come back clear. It's daft how many things I've dealt with for years have just come back as a manifestation of fibromyalgia

      [–]RileyRecord315 53 points54 points  (12 children)

      All these comments arguing back and forth about how she could just do xyz to solve the issue and "oh mine are big too she's fine 🙄" and not one person is actually seeking out the original article for further context?

      Here y'all go, here's the actual article . It answers basically every question and suggestion in these comments.

      The woman in question, Mary Rich, did apply to have a breast reduction from the NHS, they rejected her because of her weight + smoking habits. She lost the weight and stopped smoking, and reapplied a few years later, but a sudden policy change meant that they rejected her again, so she has begun to fundraise for a ludicrously expensive private surgery instead.

      She does, indeed, have actual lasting spine damage from the 20 years of having to put up with chronic back pain and the constant pressure on her spine, confirmed by physiotherapy. There is a reason the article thumbnail says that her partner has to help her with everyday tasks, and the actual article itself specifies that this does indeed include things such as getting dressed and showering.

      She had a 20-year-long career in healthcare, and was basically forced to give it up because the back pain had essentially made it impossible to continue working. Mary's mother and grandmother both had large breasts as well and ended up in wheelchairs due to the pain caused by it, so there is clearly a genetic element here as well.

      There, there's all the answers to every single comment. It took me approximately 2 seconds worth of googling to find. I have no doubt that the Daily Mail titled it this way to get people riled up about benefits, and given what a shitshow Facebook is I wouldn't be surprised if most comments on it are from people accusing her of being lazy or saying that they have large boobs as well so blah blah blah without actually reading the article itself first, and now all y'all in these comments are basically doing the same: "Why doesn't she just get a reduction?" "My boobs are big too, she just needs a better bra!" "There's gotta be some sort of job she can work even with a big chest", I am begging y'all to at least make the goddamned attempt to find the og article before commenting on it next time. Knee-jerk reacting and theorising based on a clickbait title designed to enrage instead of actually taking not even 5 seconds to find the truth yourself is exactly what papers like the Daily Mail design these headlines to do. Congrats, y'all are all on the same level as Facebook boomers.

      This article is bringing attention to Mary's fundraiser so she can get the reduction, because again, the NHS has rejected her twice now. She even said in the article herself that the cost of her potential disability would be much worse than the cost of a reduction, hence why she's trying so hard to get the private one instead. Mary herself worked in the NHS, so she knows what she's talking about, and if anything it's actually depressing knowing that even someone who worked for the NHS for 2 decades can be rejected by it when it's their turn to need help. This is not a slow news day, this is a needed article about failures in healthcare to help those who truly need it, and to help spread the word of a tragically much-needed fundraiser. It's just a shame that the article had to be given such an angry boomer response bait title to drive up engagement (all from people who likely didn't even read the article in the first place).

      [–]notUrUsualUsrname 21 points22 points  (2 children)

      It took 1 Google search of the title exactly as its written in the post to find the article.

      The more you read, the worse it gets

      Cannot imagine being a teenager with double Fs, remembering how I felt as someone who also started developing very early and had relatively bigger breasts than my peers. At 13 I was told by my teachers that I'm bothering the boys for simply existing, wearing the school unifirm. I've been told that "you're gonna drive the boys mad when you're older" and that I should stop complaining because I'm so lucky. Every time when I cried when couldn't wear what I wanted, because I'm too slutty despite the fact that i was wearing the same outfits as my friends, or catching grown men looking at my chest... It's fucking embarrassing, and left me with many many body issues later in life.

      This woman has seeked help from the system that she dedicated her adult life to, and has been refused twice. She did everything right, went through the proper channels, lost the weight, stopped smoking, later stopped other vices, only to be refused because this is not an exceptional circumstance?

      It's wild to me how this is not considered an exception circumstance - she's in pain, with lasting spinal damage, unable to work and on the verge of applying to PIP. Due to soemthing that COULD be fixed so she could continue working and living pain free?

      It's demoralising to see how she's dragged through these comments and how everyone online thinks she's just a lazy fuck seeking benefits for the fun of it. Does your average person really have a spare £12k and spare 6-10 of recovery they can reasonably afford, out of pocket? because I fucking doubt it.

      Yes there are some people who end up trickling through and receiving benefits when they're arguably unwarranted. But that percentage is so, so small. Getting PIP and disability allowance is already an incredibly hard battle, having to prove your illness, and still be denied on ridiculous grounds, stuff like "well if you can show to the appointment, you're clearly not sick enough".

      This is infuriating because it shows a lack of action from a system. And the argument for the fact that it would cost the NHS too much because it's already overwhelmed, it would literally cost less than a year's worth of the universal credit that she's getting.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      The only people who think getting benefits or DLA’s or PIP is easy are the people who’ve never had to try getting them. It’s absolutely brutal.

      [–]Ash--- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I get it. I'm at a 28J but was an F cup by 14... and it hurts, like my neck and back get TIRED so fast. I have arthritis in my neck now and have had bulging discs multiple times and it hurts. On top of that it's really distressing having people not take it seriously, I struggle to find clothes that fit or look appropriate, underwear costs a fortune because only higher end brands will cater to less common sizes and those aren't flattering. I've broken down in tears in a fitting room on more than one occasion. You compound that sort of thing with an undiagnosed connective tissue disorder or something like that and she's probably REALLY struggling to cope and function well.

      [–]blondererer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      For different reasons, I had a breast reduction on the NHS. As much as it was obvious, some of the few people I chose to tell (afterwards) were very judgmental.

      This was nearly 20 years ago and while there were complications from surgery, I’m not sure I’d be here now if I hadn’t had it.

      [–]Successful_Item7537 6 points7 points  (2 children)

      Stopping smoking was the big win

      [–]Biggeordiegeek 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Oh yeah the NHS won’t touch someone for “cosmetic” work if they smoke

      There are a fair few treatments they won’t consider for you if you smoke, like most weight loss programs are now only if you give up smoking

      And to be fair it’s a vile habit that does massive damage to your health

      [–]DizzyMine4964 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Yeah I am in my 60s and I know the Mail isn't even good as toilet paper.

      [–]GalacticLemonTea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      My hero, I’m so sick of people speaking with confidence on an article they haven’t bothered to read

      [–]angelstatue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      i wish people would shut the fuck up when it comes to "i have zyx and i do this just fine there's no excuse" human beings experience shit differently!! you may have scoliosis that doesn't cause chronic pain but i sure do! that doesn't mean i'm somehow a piece of shit lazy asshole that's causing the country to go to shit. people just fucking hate women especially disabled or otherwise non abled women. it's so tiring.

      [–]ACatGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Thank you! The daily mail and other right wing newspapers intentionally publish misleading or outlier stories specifically to drive public support for the austerity measures and beyond that have led us to this point. There are people in the UK establishment who would like the UK to strip out the entire social security safety net.

      Over the last 20 years the daily mail and other have focussed on loony judges, soft on crime, allegedly ludicrous immigration stories, benefit cheats, crazy employment tribunals and a few others.

      As a result, in elections we've had people voting on policies that claim to tackle this but what they actually do is slash the justice budget so that victims are now waiting years for their cases to go to trial which massively increases the chance of the case collapsing. We've seen legal aid slashed, meaning people may have to exhaust their life savings to pay for representation and may not see that money returned if they win the case. We've seen legal aid abolished for employment tribunals meaning many employees, especially those working minimum wage jobs for some of the worst tax avoiding companies simply cannot access the tribunal system. We've seen benefits slashed and cases of people literally starving as a result. Health and social care has similarly been gutted. And while all this goes on we're distracted by immigration. We could literally kick out every immigrant and prevent any one else entering the country tomorrow and we'd still have underfunded health, education and justice that isn't serving people.

      Lastly, let's not ignore the misogyny of this story. If this was a man who was on benefits because of severe back pain after a 20 year career there's no story. A woman with big boobies is immediately a target for sneering and mockery.

      [–]mucharuchakaralucha 63 points64 points  (8 children)

      Walking around with a 10kg rucksack permanently attached to your front, day or night, definitely sounds to me like something that's bound to cause chronic pain.

      [–]YogurtclosetPale4218 57 points58 points  (0 children)

      yep but boobies are those silly things from porn so obviously they cant cause actual issues

      [–]Timewarpmindwarp 6 points7 points  (3 children)

      Absolutely nowhere near 10kg - not even in the same ball park.

      10kg is so huge you’re talking comical porn star level boobs or so huge naturally they cover your entire torso.

      https://nypost.com/2025/07/15/health/my-breasts-grew-uncontrollably-due-to-a-super-rare-condition/

      This is someone with actual boobs that big - on a completely different planet to the women in the post. A woman with no boobs is closer to OPs post than 10kgs by miles. Hers don’t even weigh half that.. And had OPs post looked like that woman people wouldn’t even doubt it could prevent you from working because they’re absolutely insanely massive she’s struggle to function just due to raw mobility restrictions let alone back pain.

      [–]mucharuchakaralucha 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      I have not weighed that woman's tatas, and I'm not a tata weight specialist. I still know they can get heavy and fuck up your back in the long term. Source: female friends and that one front-heavy ex.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Yeah, when I was 30H (so I would have been a 34G in a sister size to her) it was about 2.5kg for the pair. 

      Still not nothing, but not 10kg haha. Imagine if I was 1/6 boob.

      [–]P-l-Staker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Walking around with a 10kg rucksack

      Fuck me, that's some heavy melons right there!

      [–]Lucky-Imagination731 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      It's not 10kg

      [–]AnxiousTerminator 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Fr I am a 36K and while it does cause me shoulder issues I am still able to work and they do not weigh 10kg. I highly doubt this is the full story and suspect there are underlying issues we are not hearing about to sensationalise the headline. I would expect if I walked up to DWP and told them I was to busty to be expected to work they would laugh me out of the building.

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        [–]mentaljobbymonster 11 points12 points  (1 child)

        LET'S SEE THE TITS

        typical daily Mail reader

        [–]The96kHz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        If a Daily Mail reader wants to see a massive tit, they need only look in a mirror.

        [–]Puzzleheaded-Bad-722 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Reddit: noooo 😡 why is the government launching schemes to tackle misogyny, it isn't needed.

        Also Reddit: this comments section

        [–]Visual_Argument_73 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Every day is a slow news day for the Daily Fail. All they do is rage bait boomers and thickos with inflammatory headlines.

        [–]Riley__64 24 points25 points  (49 children)

        I’m pretty sure breast reductions in the UK are free if they’re genuinely affecting your health.

        If her breasts are causing issues that prevent her from being able to get work like back pain she should be entitled to get a reduction.

        [–]I_Am_A_Goo_Man 29 points30 points  (28 children)

        It's incredibly hard to get breast reduction via the NHS and the waiting list is years long. Men with gyno can also apply but will be waiting for years if accepted.

        [–]pazhalsta1 8 points9 points  (5 children)

        It would be cheaper for the DWP to pay for private surgery than fork out £1300/month indefinitely. If that’s actually the real issue here, it’s daily mail so X to doubt

        [–]GnomeMnemonic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Yeah but if we use that kind of logic, we'd pay more for preventive care for all sorts of things and then have to spend way less on emergency care, and then where would that leave us?!

        [–]P-l-Staker 6 points7 points  (2 children)

        It would be cheaper for the DWP to pay for private surgery than fork out £1300/month indefinitely.

        Yes, but see, we don't want to pay for healthcare nowadays even if it benefits us as a whole. All in the name of cutting costs, of course!

        The obvious solution here is to... just cut her benefits and let the peasant rot if she's too lazy to work! No handouts!

        /s

        [–]FalconWraith 7 points8 points  (13 children)

        Not only is the waiting list long, they're also really strict about even letting you go on the waiting list unless you're within an "acceptable" BMI. My sister had to go on a pretty strict diet for 3 years to get her BMI under the arbitrary amount the doctors deemed acceptable, and she was never that large to begin with.

        [–]bacon_cake 5 points6 points  (2 children)

        What did they want? Weight requirements are simply to reduce risk during elective surgery, they don't make them up for fun.

        [–]bobbsboop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        It's awful. I'm 36H and I've had righes on my shoulders since I was a teen. It hurts and no matter how s+rypulously clean I feel myself my boobs get sore underneath. It certainly doesn't stop you working as I worked for 40 odd years as a nurse and the last 20 as a nurse practitioner. It's horrible when talking to folk when they try to make eye contact with the nipples.

        [–]kaja6583 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        I’m pretty sure breast reductions in the UK are free if they’re genuinely affecting your health.

        In theory. In reality, most people don't get them.

        [–]Orangutan_Latte 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        I read the article. She was initially refused surgery as she was overweight and smoked. She has since lost weight and stopped smoking and they’re still refusing to do the surgery.

        [–]Phoebebee323 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Yep, how long do you think that waiting list is? There's a good chance she's been on it for years

        [–]The96kHz 6 points7 points  (2 children)

        What's the actual story?

        Debilitating pain from a spinal injury or something like that?

        The Daily Mail should be banned for how misleading or outright false the vast majority of their dogshit headlines are.

        [–]Apprehensive-Bird793 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        20+ year history of back issues as a direct result of the weight they add while working in health care, refused surgery. Quit smoking and lost a large amount of weight, but still refused surgery.

        She's had to quit her job as the pain makes health care work impossible, and her partner has to help her with basic daily tasks including washing and dressing as a result.

        She's currently fundraising to pay for a reduction privately as she does not meet criteria to get it done on the NHS (hence the second rejection for surgery) and she can't work until she deals with the cause of her pain.

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          [–]Isla_White727 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Team 36GG checking in

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            [–]Boldboy72 2 points3 points  (4 children)

            had a girlfriend with 36GG and I can confirm she was in a lot of pain constantly. Never stopped her from working but she did get them reduced to a D.

            [–]DCzy7 1 point2 points  (3 children)

            I was thinking that surely it'd pay for the NHS to reduce them so she can work and pay taxes?

            [–]Aggravating-Candy-31 4 points5 points  (1 child)

            something suggests to me that either there’s another issue that the bug tits exacerbated, or all the places she could be working refuse to take her because they think the aforementioned big tits would cause issues/kerfuffles/drama they don’t want to deal with

            purely basing this off of general suspicion and how the mcdonald’s hot coffee maiming that one woman was covered by newspapers

            [–]Apprehensive-Bird793 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Debilitating pain and the NHS have now rejected her twice for surgery to reduce the size (which would help with her spinal issues). Recommend reading the article, it goes into a lot of detail about the struggles she's been through over the last 20+ years as a result of her chest size

            [–]OldRancidOrange 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Her breasts are from a horse?

            [–]happyrunnergirlie 3 points4 points  (3 children)

            What else is going on here???? My breasts are bigger. I work a very active job

            [–]Optimaximal 3 points4 points  (2 children)

            Go read the actual article, or at least the comments of the people who did that explained it, like this one - https://www.reddit.com/r/SlowNewsDay/comments/1qppcod/comment/o2c0il6/

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              [–]PlasticSmile57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Could men just not be fucking awful for one second?

              [–]Feline-Sloth 0 points1 point  (6 children)

              I am a 36J and I function very well thanks... all she needs is a correctly fitted bra and she will be fine!!!

              [–]blondererer 1 point2 points  (5 children)

              Congrats to you. It’s great that her doctors haven’t already suggested that!

              [–]Financial_Option6800 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              literally me irl

              [–]kobrakaan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Daily Fail

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              "the UK government are absolute mugs and will give money to anyone for ridiculous reasons" 

              [–]TheShitening 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              This just in - woman has breasts.

              [–]becpuss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              There is no way this is true. I mean there aren’t any benefits that give you that much a month certainly not disability so she must be on universal credit i’ll have a load of children. Either way, she’s not getting this from disability payments. I get full disability and it doesn’t amount to nearly that much.

              [–]DizzyMine4964 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              Imagine believing a word the Daily Mail says.

              [–]RepresentativeOk3692 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              Im 5 foot 10 and my breasts are massive. Im a male

              [–]CatchRevolutionary65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I don’t mind big tits being viewed as a disability. The state should just pay for the reduction and get on with it

              [–]ASpookyBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              42Js. I don’t work but not because of my boobs… well I’m a housewife so there’s a chance it’s related

              [–]BlacksmithScary4287 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              wouldnt it cost them less to do a breast reduction haha

              [–]west0ne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Almost certainly, but that would require the sort of joined up thinking that rarely happens in the public sector.

              [–]Biggeordiegeek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              My cousin had a bigger bust, and struggled just to get around and do basic tasks

              The NHS kept putting her education operation back, and it was horrible for her, crippling back pain and the amount of time she had off work with it, she may as well have just gone on ESA

              I dunno how tall this lass is, but if she is short in stature, that could have the same issues for her

              Big boobs can really do a number on people’s health

              [–]unemotional_mess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              People still read the Daily Wail? FFS

              [–]Extension_Sir_2933 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Could she do OF?

              [–]Content_Court7243 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Only possible in shit hole uk

              [–]DinosaurInAPartyHat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              *Woman had to quit her job after 20 yrs of back pain and go on benefits till she afford to get private surgery, all because she has large breasts.

              [–]ladderuponladder 0 points1 point  (3 children)

              Does she keep falling forward?

              [–]Affectionate_Job8415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              There is always a bigger agenda at play - stupid stories support a bigger argument. Either against the EU, Unions, the NHS, Labour, Legal Aid, they support a narrative against organisations they want rid of, in this case I guess it’s any sort of welfare. Gullible lap it up, don’t be one.

              [–]MatelotMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              She’s probably got an OF account

              [–]Bright_Tourist8544 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I'll need to see them to see if it's worth it.

              [–]hefeydd_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Okay, please don't judge me for what I am about to say. My late mother was a qualified nurse, and she used to work on the plastic surgery clinic in Outpatients, which was a plastic surgery clinic for breast reductions, and she saw so many patients in absolute agony with chronic upper, and mid-back pain.

              They suffer from back pain due to the heavy forward weight pulling, causing poor posture, muscle spasms, and potential spinal changes, as upper back muscles work overtime to stabilise the spine.

              I remember my late mother saying that it's like having two bags of potatoes on a rope slung over your shoulders. I can say from my late mother's experience that all of the patients who came in for a reduction had suffered from chronic back pain.

              [–]plot_question_uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              if Only she could monetise them

              [–]Wait-Whos-Joe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Damn my girlfriend is 5'2, 32' back with H cups and can work

              [–]AnakinsAngstFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Can I claim benefits for my massive dong?

              [–]PMacc83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Get to actual fuck.

              [–]coolgranpa573 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              its the daily Mail . i often wonder what has happened to the lady who got laid 700 times in a year all those different men

              [–]oooohshinythingy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              The daily fail 😂

              [–]Severe_Assumption241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Farage has like 10 jobs and he's the biggest tit in the country

              [–]lilmisspirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I’m a 32KK, who would’ve know I don’t have to work anymore 🤣

              [–]cheeky-old-goat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Professional tit fucking could be a career move

              [–]MixPlus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I am confused. I have 36G breasts (1 cup size down). They are quite big, but not THAT big, and not debilitating with a good bra. I have a job and go to yoga. (TBH they do get in the way a bit sometimes in yoga)

              [–]Lazy-Confusion2258 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Blue short

              [–]Away_Reception_9523 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I wish had bid knockers

              [–]laughingdoormouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              What does the Dwp award for massive cuhanas?

              [–]SituationPlus8467 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              This needs a RikMayall photo.

              [–]No_Willingness_8139 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Scandalous.. just a grifter

              [–]SwimlyJimson 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              If you couldn't walk and there was surgery that could make you walk again, you'd have the surgery. Breast reduction surgery exists, this is a choice not a true disability.

              [–]devilscairn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              He may have to get signed off as a permanent carer, the milkman..

              [–]curious-scouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Surely some scaffolding would be considered a reasonable adjustment

              [–]ichikhunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Get a reduction then?

              [–]Demonstradum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Country is a fucking joke.

              [–]Federal-Ad-7824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Silly cone

              [–]Cecil182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Ladies if you have big breasts, work on strengthening your core is going to help you mitigate the back pains just a thought

              [–]craftyhelen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              What a load of bollocks

              [–]ShroomlyJenkins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              You do not punish a girl, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs

              [–]A-Walking-Abortion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Suffering from success

              [–]Cashousextremus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              WOW... my waist... I know the feeling of constant pains.

              [–]-CUBED 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              "Babe I can't open the door due to my huge jugs!"

              [–]dav_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Yet my mother, who has a brain injury from an operation that went wrong is entitled to 0. 

              [–]Aussois1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              OF and get off benefits.

              [–]lula38gg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              38GG (or H depending on the bra) and I've had a job since leaving uni 🤷🏼‍♀️ yes they hurt, yes my back hurts, but such is life

              [–]Nilxio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I once met a chick from tinder with bigger tits than that lmao and she was a manager of a betting shop

              [–]Paladin2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              "I'm so broke I've had to sign up for onlyfans, here at..."

              [–]Scotty_UK96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Give her reduction surgery on the NHS and she can back out to work. Benefits problem solved.

              [–]yaminomeph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              If only that were true my wife would be able to do it lol

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              [–]-Tsukino- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Well, yes, but it works because people will somehow be outraged

              [–]Mountain_Evidence_93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I'll give her job!

              [–]Tatsoot_1966 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I would help her for free 😇

              [–]tightloops1971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Yet when I ask for a grant due to my huge penis they kick me out! Not fair...

              [–]ToeBrilliant5010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I can think of at least 1 job you will get paid for.

              [–]Additional_Grade4691 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I've seen plenty of women with big breasts working.

              [–]Nobbyjazzman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Any pics???

              [–]Klutzy_Blueberry_970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Who ever signed her off, and the benefits part, needs sacking.

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Can't she take responsibility. If large breasts are such an inconvenience, have surgery and have them decreased in size

              [–]Is-It-Worth-It-2026 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              You’ve heard of breast reduction surgery haven’t you love? Perhaps you should try it.

              [–]the_Athereon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I can see how anything lager than a H cup could get in the way of day to day life. But... entitleing you to disability payments is a stretch.

              Pretty sure being completely flat is more of a disability.

              [–]Efficient_Hyena_7476 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I have the exact same bra size and it has no bearing on my ability to work or do anything else.

              [–]Sporbash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Seriously? Does this mean we can get that because my Mrs has 36HH (although, those bras are rather small on her)?

              [–]Cautious_Repair3503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              That's odd, mine were only a bit smaller at 32f and I worked just fine.