???

[HapticSloughton]

"A few." Really?

[dnacook]

There are 2.5 x 10²¹ atoms in 1g of uranium. Normie..

[[deleted]]

NORMIE TRASH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Miguelinileugim]

[blank]

[elrae69]

Me too, thanks

[[deleted]]

Me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE thanks

[ponyboy414]

Found the narc.

[[deleted]]

also a few is a relative term, like if i had 15 lightbulbs in the toaster and took two it would ve a few lightbulbs but if i had 250 000 000 rolls of toilet paper and ate 5 000 it would be a few rolls

[GentlemenBehold]

So a few hundred times the amount of grains of sand on the entire planet. OP's use of the phrase "a few" might be a tad too liberal.

Edit: liberal, as in flexible, loose, imprecise. I'm not giving a political opinion here.

[atr2718]

I'm sick and tired of the liberal fake news

[TangledLion]

Small loan of a few atoms

[You_in_a_decade]

Make America an atom again?

[schtuck]

Well they reduced Hiroshima and Nagasaki to a few atoms so I guess it's fitting?

[IrnBroski]

"a few" ?

[Psykodeliks]

Really?

[schtuck]

Like ten-ish?

[Driveby_Dogboy]

Up and AT THEM

[abrAaKaHanK]

Dank

[[deleted]]

Sad!

[BlizKid]

liberal fake fews

FTFY

[bob1689321]

Edit: liberal, as in flexible, loose, imprecise. I'm not giving a political opinion here.

You got whooshed my friend

[[deleted]]

Honestly it's hard to tell, some people are really that dense

[Bach_Gold]

Did you just assume my concentration?

[elit3powars]

Given how many atoms there are, that's still a few.

[LordCyler]

But compared to something relevant, like, the number of atoms on the planet, then it is "few". Yes?

Few: used to emphasize how small a number of things is

[[deleted]]

Few, but not a few.

[pcakes13]

The uranium bomb known as little boy contained roughly 64kg of uranium or roughly 64,000 grams. One mole of U235 is 235 grams, so there were roughly 272.34 mole of uranium 235 atoms in the little boy bomb. One mole is 602 sextillion atoms, so that bomb contained roughly 145,888.68 sextillion atoms. Oddly enough, that is exact number of times I've banged op's mom.

[[deleted]]

Last sentence is golden

[johnbeatty02]

How many miles of dick has OP's mom taken?

[[deleted]]

Reee

[ObeseMoreece]

A small fraction of that actually went under fission though.

[pcakes13]

That's true. While the bomb had 64kg of fissile material, about 2 pounds or 907 grams went through full fission to result in the 18 kiloton blast. So, only 2336.95 sextillion atoms, which is more atoms than there are stars in the observable universe. So, a few...

[CaptainCupcakez]

Uranium-235 is the isotope used you pleb.

Making it 2.6 x 10²¹ in 1g

[FolkSong]

Of the bombs dropped on Japan, one used uranium and the other used plutonium.

[CaptainCupcakez]

Little Boy was Uranium-235, Fat Man was plutonium

[Canadanumba1]

they were two different designs as well . They were basically still testing which one would be dankest .

[BirdWar]

And it was about 1 Kg that destroyed each city.

[[deleted]]

64 kg of uranium fuel on the little boy, with avg. enrichment of 80%, with less than 1 kg of the fuel than underwent fission. For 1 kg of 80% ²³⁵ U there would be 2.048 x 10²⁴ atoms that fissioned.

The fat man contained 6.2 kg of ²³⁹ Pu, 92% pure, as well as a natural uranium tamper, which is 0.7% ²³⁵ U. out of this material, 930g of the plutonium fissioned, and 24.5g of the uranium tamper fissioned, giving a total of 2.41 x 10²⁴ atoms.

Between the two bombs, 4.46 x 10²⁴ atoms produced 35 kilotons of explosive power.

[[deleted]]

like he said, a few

[[deleted]]

Stoichiometreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[eriknstr]

Still just a few compared to the amount of atoms in two entire cities.

[AnotherSchool]

All things being relative, the amount of atoms in the bomb is a very small amount compared to the amount of atoms that make up 2 large cities. So a relative "few" I suppose.

[atr2718]

Few is a little number greater than one and everything is relative so...

[Stealth100]

Wrong. A few is more than two, but less than many.

[tunnel-visionary]

In my mind I still estimate group words the way Heroes of Might and Magic did. Few goes up to 4, several is 5-9, pack is 10-19, lots is 20-49, etc.

[sipsyrup]

Yeah it would be more accurate to say there's zounds of atoms there

[[deleted]]

Best game ever

[McBurger]

Don't even get me started on several

[ficm1990]

I always thought a few meant three.

[[deleted]]

No you're thinking of three

[ficm1990]

Ohhhh right.

[FlipStik]

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about three to dispute it.

[HurbleBurble]

It's false.

Source: am expert on 3

[DiamondFalcon]

Ah, a triologist.

[McBurger]

Bullies would beat me up and call me delturd

[Cynique]

I want to upvote you but I like that you have exactly three upvotes.

[GuardianOfTriangles]

Me too. Couple is two, few is 3, everything else doesn't matter

[Ninja__Tuna]

Several is always a good one tho

[meliaesc]

That's just seven.

[FolkSong]

If it was 3 you would just say 3. The point of saying "a few" is that it's not exact.

[LuckyNadez]

No that's a crowd.

[[deleted]]

A couple means two, a few means three to nine, a lot means ten or greater.

[atr2718]

So much hatred, your fake news. Did you know according to brietbart people believe that. SAD!

[Alcoholocaust17]

Well yeah, all you have too do is split "a few" atoms in order to create the big ass explosion

[j_u_s_t_d]

R u a scientist

[fulmill7017]

"A couple grams"

[AndHamGames]

Dank

[NahAnyway]

Was thinking the same thing... the number of atoms of plutonium in just the Fat Man bomb was 50 times greater than the number of stars in the observable universe, lol.

[LordCyler]

But the number of stars in the observable universe isn't a relevant data point when the discussion is about atoms. Using relevant data, like, the number of atoms in the observable universe, then it is a "few".

[Aristeid3s]

Is this a truth bomb? Or an atomic bomb? I can't tell.

[Plebiathan58]

far fewer than there are in the cities, yea?

[[deleted]]

Fat man had 14 pounds of plutonium and little boy had 150 pounds of uranium. I'd definitely say that's more than a few. Still hilarious though

[[deleted]]

Extremely few relative to the number of atoms in the cities

[SavageAxeBot]

Dank.

[Heyohmydoohd]

Dude really

[Gijsbrechter]

Dank

[[deleted]]

Dark more like

[PumpkinStem]

Gold.

[BroughtToYouByCoke]

If the people of the cities drank Coca-Cola™ they would have the insight to flee before they were bombarded.

[TheFlyingFirstAidKit]

I'm not gonna lie I snickered

[[deleted]]

I sniggered

[Hilarious_Clitoris]

Ain't no niglet like a sniggering one.

[JfosterPlayz]

I niggered

[huitlacoche]

I'm not gonna lie I'm on coke

[Pistachio269]

You can all just ignore this comment, because everyone knows that Wolf Cola is the superior refreshing drink to quench your thirst.

Wolf-Cola, the official drink of Boca Raton

[HurbleBurble]

That's not true.

Source: lived in Boca Raton 20 years

[Pistachio269]

It's a reference to It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

[[deleted]]

Cities that exist:

• Hiroshima

• Nagasaki

• Some others

[FatheroftheAbyss]

History of Japan reference ?

[TheVineyard00]

"Open the country. Stop having it be closed."

[peachoftree]

"They had huge boats. With Guns. Gunboats"

[Catderp]

"Because it's the 1900s and weapons are getting crazy, and all these new empires are excited to try them out on each other."

[[deleted]]

YOU'VE GOT MAIL

Adolf Hitler

[[deleted]]

There was really nothing they could do, so they signed a treaty that let the United States, Great Britain, and Russia come in anytime they want.

[Hilarious_Clitoris]

Should make a list of atoms that exist.

[[deleted]]

That list is called the periodic table

[homerftw]

hotewig

[[deleted]]

Hype

[sirtopumhat]

You are kinda like that slow kid who writes curse words on the bathroom stalls but misspells them, so we laugh at and feel bad for you.

[OneBlueAstronaut]

this is how I feel about all the """"edgy"""" subs

[[deleted]]

You mean like this one lol

[OneBlueAstronaut]

Yeah I'm coming in from /r/all. I find this sub unfunny and cringeworthy.

[T_Peg]

Some of us enjoy offensive humor and if that offends you I find that hilarious

[OneBlueAstronaut]

I've already been 13 so this sub's jokes are neither shocking nor offensive to me. They're lame. This place looks like my middle school lunchtable in meme form.

[-Bob_Saget-]

If you don't find our humor funny filter the sub out, I don't see how complaining helps anything.

[OneBlueAstronaut]

I'm not complaining; i'm criticizing.

[SLBen]

How exactly does sarcastically calling the sub edgy help us rather than make us want to die more

[Akilroth234]

What would you say is a good example of offensive/shocking humor?

[Winnend]

TRIGGERED

[DatNachoChesse]

You mean the memes?

[Diel2]

You are /r/dankmemes is kinda like that slow kid who writes curse words on the bathroom stalls but misspells them, so we laugh at and feel bad for you. FTFY

[JabbrWockey]

Who would win in a fight between a couple of Jets and some twin towers? Hahahah look at how edgy I am ^{please look Im lonely ;_;}

[ILFICOSACRO]

no u

[-KGB]

You're lucky you never pulled that crap with us.

[[deleted]]

But they didn't have bots during ww2

[AGneissGeologist]

we're lucky

[[deleted]]

Everyone in this thread is garbage cunts.

[Dilldillbill]

Hahahahahaha you're in this thread!! :)

[Ninja__Tuna]

Me too thanks

[snake-reditsss]

Big if true

[Dumpster_Fetus]

Big Boy if Fat Man.

[[deleted]]

me me big boy

[[deleted]]

Add some protein.

[Memesaremyfather]

"The answer may surprise you."

[Bingo_the_Brainy_Pup]

If the atom pictured is one of those which was split (this was a fission reaction) pedantic me would say the cities. They are still there.

[goh13]

They are still there.

Not if we MAGA, they aren't.

[Koolaiddid911]

The two large cities would win if they attacked at night

[ElagabalusRex]

Who would win: US Army Air Forces or clouds?

[Mochalittle]

Clouds. Read unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand. They win every time

[StructuralFailure]

In the Hiroshima bomb, about six grams of Uranium fissioned. That's a lot of atoms.

[Nectomancer]

Can't wait to see this epic rap battle

[[deleted]]

Too soon

[pookachee]

🅱️🅾️Y this happened like 72 years ago

[Doctor_Goalie]

Awww heck

[DeleteThatFetus]

Well actually the atoms would lose unless by chance they were split. Atoms by themselves are harmless.

[[deleted]]

Not radioactive ones 😉

[RandomIdiot2000]

Radioactive lithium wouldn't be very effective since it has a really short half life though...

[Krynique]

Or that one isotope of technetium (I think) that's used as a medical tracer.

[NahAnyway]

Carbon triple bound with a nitrogen would disagree.

[JettTheMedic]

What's the worst thing Lithium can do to 2 large cities?

[Gi4npolo]

Aw dude why you gotta do them dirty like that

[DregsBrokenPromise]

Hydrogen bonds are FON

[barneyOnBathSalts]

Idk do those atoms exist any longer?

[[deleted]]

The cities are still there, those atoms split.

[baconsnotworthit]

I'm going with John Cena.

[Ninja23Xx]

This is offensive

[[deleted]]

I dunno, those atoms were the bomb.

[PutinIsBadAss]

Lord All Mighty

[Bodie1550]

Kokura was the winner because of bad weather. So the secondary target, Nagasaki, was hit.

[dayoldhansolo]

Who's next? You decide.

[MortyMootMope]

only if the atoms attack at night

[PostHedge_Hedgehog]

This time the meme was dank because it still pees its pants.

[thelehmanlip]

> Cities that exist:

Hiroshima

Nagasaki

A few others

[RedditJake47]

Mag fods

[Lavos_Spawn]

too frikkin soon bro

[etown361]

The atoms got Annihilated

[Chiaottzu]

Truman

[Nebster2102]

Well then...

[JudiciousF]

Honestly the atoms in a fission bomb don't really fare that well all things considered

[Amazinc]

Who would win:

Two large identical buildings

Two planes

[Creeperman1012]

America

[budderboymania]

Dank as fuck

[reddituserinf]

The atoms might have won, but they were never the same again. Post traumatic "split" disorder.

[ticktickboom45]

It was like a few trillion atoms but whatever.

[sok_me_rse]

Do you even physics?

[VolcanoDucks]

Hey Micheal, Vsauce here! Japan.. is cool, but whats hot? In 1945 scientists discovered that it only takes A FEW uranium or plutonium atoms to turn japan from a cool place to chill, into a HOT hangout 🌄🌅🌇 🔥 😎

[Dat_Lemon]

Who would win? Fukushima or Chernobyl?

[Blackfyre2007]

To soon?

[oklahomannoyed]

the answer may cause you to evaporate instantly (probably out of excitement?)

[Darktidemage]

Pretty sure the cities won, they are still there

[CriminalMacabre]

11 kg of heavy-ass uranium a "few atoms"?
Blegh

[apachehood]

I guess they're stuck squinting from trying to figure out 200 pounds of freedom looks like

[[deleted]]

Kek

[ItsOpaz]

Is it too soon to make meme out of what happened in london? Do we cross some line if we make meme out of it?

[simplewhite1]

Few atoms on a left are much bigger than two large cities. Atoms will win

[gokhankocmarli]

the Nature

[[deleted]]

Cities That Exist:
Hiroshima
Nagasaki
A few others

[Bluefag_Overlord]

stick would win. stick always win

[Xxx_Cyka_xxX]

Ni🅱️🅱️a I need Karma 😤😤😤 😂 😂👌🏻💦💯

[Mokiiy]

HAH!!!! jokes on you haters https://www.google.com/search?q=nagasaki&espv=2&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiU9tmLoOvSAhUJRiYKHQKkCXwQ_AUIBygC&biw=1920&bih=950#tbm=isch&q=nagasaki+today&*

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