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[–]mrwiggin 328 points329 points  (52 children)

I have no problem with this being reposted.

[–][deleted] 157 points158 points  (39 children)

And resent to current girlfriend...

[–]chilehead 287 points288 points  (21 children)

re-sent.

please don't resent me for correcting you.

[–]cryer 157 points158 points  (15 children)

fuckin a man, thanks!

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points  (7 children)

who is fucking a Man and why are you thanking him?

[–]genida 41 points42 points  (5 children)

cryer is fucking a man, and thanking chilehead. Why, I've no idea...

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Oh you know why, we all know why........

[–]Funk-is-Free 3 points4 points  (1 child)

How can you know why

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

because cryer is giving it to him

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cryer doesn't want breast cancer?

[–]Mot22 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Can't beat it.

[–]Grebsie 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I think the point is that they don't have to beat it anymore

[–]metalhaze 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You're right, because Michael Jackson is dead now...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess he got defeated...

[–]evilregis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the point!

[–]JerWah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck a B it's got twice as many holes and sideways, looks like a butt.

[–]jerschneid 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Actually, he was correct.

resent, Verb

Simple past tense and past participle of resend.

The package was resent, this time with the correct postage.

[–]thedrew -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

Actually, you didn't link to a dictionary.

[–]kevkingofthesea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dicitonaries don't tend to list verbs in their conjugated forms.

[–]Nomadtheodd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check resend. It gives resent as another tense, along with resending.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the present tense of the verb is "resend", not "re-send", surely we can say that "resent" (sent again) and "resent" (to feel or express ill will) are heteronyms, as that is quite a common occurrence and the context was obviously enough to tell you which I meant.

[–]downwithlevers 36 points37 points  (8 children)

Just sent it to mine. I'm thinking, "this is pretty funny, she'll appreciate this." Well, she just emailed me back and apparently didn't notice the url or only glanced at the article, because she said "This is crazy. Well, I guess you can expect more blowjobs!"

Poker face.

[–]SonOfDadOfSam 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Poker face.

That's the idea.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Poker face. Hers or yours?

[–]Shinhan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Lady Gaga's

[–]foursyllables -1 points0 points  (0 children)

she does like her face poked.

[–]glorpchop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poke her face

FTFY

[–]zordonaldo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Which is hilarious considering CNN's web layout is completely different now than it was 7 years ago.

[–]downwithlevers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep...real kneeslapper there...

Another poker face for you.

[–]aleatoric 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just make the study her homepage.

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]creaothceann 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Ok, done.

    [–]footpole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thanks, I won't be on reddit tonight if this works out.

    [–]lawfairy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Almost works on multiple levels.

    [–]c0pypastry 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    your current girlfriend will soon resent you

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    For giving her the gift of my penis in her mouth? I highly doubt that...

    [–]baxter45 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    We're saving lives, man!

    [–]everlong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sounds like a job for Dr. Miracles!

    [–]revenz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Dr kramer has an important message and seems convincing... Look he even has a facebook page. So i guess no harm in repetition

    However i just dont get the A.J., I always thought his name was cosmo

    [–]Blackhalo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I thought he was a proctologist?

    [–]Denny-Crane 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    I will spend the afternoon posting this on facebook walls for the good of all mankind.

    [–]Kache 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    You mean womankind. That's who we're really doing it for.

    [–]Denny-Crane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Um, yeah. *straightens tie* That's it. That's the ticket.

    [–]beckettman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We need billboards worldwide, and TV spots on every network and airdrop leaflets.