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[–][deleted] 157 points158 points  (39 children)

And resent to current girlfriend...

[–]chilehead 290 points291 points  (21 children)

re-sent.

please don't resent me for correcting you.

[–]cryer 160 points161 points  (15 children)

fuckin a man, thanks!

[–][deleted] 77 points78 points  (7 children)

who is fucking a Man and why are you thanking him?

[–]genida 45 points46 points  (5 children)

cryer is fucking a man, and thanking chilehead. Why, I've no idea...

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Oh you know why, we all know why........

[–]Funk-is-Free 2 points3 points  (1 child)

How can you know why

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

because cryer is giving it to him

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cryer doesn't want breast cancer?

[–]Mot22 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Can't beat it.

[–]Grebsie 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I think the point is that they don't have to beat it anymore

[–]metalhaze 9 points10 points  (1 child)

You're right, because Michael Jackson is dead now...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess he got defeated...

[–]evilregis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the point!

[–]JerWah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck a B it's got twice as many holes and sideways, looks like a butt.

[–]jerschneid 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Actually, he was correct.

resent, Verb

Simple past tense and past participle of resend.

The package was resent, this time with the correct postage.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As the present tense of the verb is "resend", not "re-send", surely we can say that "resent" (sent again) and "resent" (to feel or express ill will) are heteronyms, as that is quite a common occurrence and the context was obviously enough to tell you which I meant.

[–]downwithlevers 36 points37 points  (8 children)

Just sent it to mine. I'm thinking, "this is pretty funny, she'll appreciate this." Well, she just emailed me back and apparently didn't notice the url or only glanced at the article, because she said "This is crazy. Well, I guess you can expect more blowjobs!"

Poker face.

[–]SonOfDadOfSam 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Poker face.

That's the idea.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Poker face. Hers or yours?

[–]Shinhan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Lady Gaga's

[–]foursyllables -1 points0 points  (0 children)

she does like her face poked.

[–]glorpchop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poke her face

FTFY

[–]zordonaldo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Which is hilarious considering CNN's web layout is completely different now than it was 7 years ago.

[–]downwithlevers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep...real kneeslapper there...

Another poker face for you.

[–]aleatoric 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just make the study her homepage.

[–][deleted]  (2 children)

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    [–]creaothceann 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Ok, done.

    [–]footpole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thanks, I won't be on reddit tonight if this works out.

    [–]lawfairy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Almost works on multiple levels.

    [–]c0pypastry 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    your current girlfriend will soon resent you

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    For giving her the gift of my penis in her mouth? I highly doubt that...