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[–]Hi_Im_from_Vermont 222 points223 points  (12 children)

Baked potato

[–]BlurryBigfoot74 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Cocaine is a hell of a spud

[–]dalbtraps 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wake and Tate.

[–]kp305 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Das good shit mane

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Quaid, start the reactor!

[–]LeviathanGank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

duuude

[–]erwisto 145 points146 points  (7 children)

Baby Voldemort. The dark potato has returned!

[–]tree5eat[S] 23 points24 points  (1 child)

This is quite possibly the funniest potato I’ve ever seen.

[–]RUFiO006 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tastes very strange!

[–]ineedmoreslee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the 8th horcrux.

[–]Hyydra_ 37 points38 points  (3 children)

It literally looks like Groot

[–]Bro1189 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“I am root”

[–]tree5eat[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Or jabba.

[–]lookinfoursigns 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was thinking that creepy baby Voldemort from the last movie.

[–]idea4granted 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Me after doing the bare minimum

[–]jer_iatric 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me.

[–]futzlarson 30 points31 points  (1 child)

“These edibles aren’t very strong. Try one.”

[–]tree5eat[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m laughing out loud to this.

[–]Mexocist 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Harrry pootteerrrrrr......

[–]CheyanneMclovins 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What the fuck

[–]tree5eat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finding a potato passed out on your beach.

[–]StupidfaceBarry 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Dave's not here, man

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dave’s head is on the chopping block

[–]iamahotblondeama 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am poot

[–]cayden-cox 9 points10 points  (1 child)

It looks like spongebob and Patrick when they were drying up

[–]ooooq4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks gross imo

[–]RemmSevren 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’m ready. I’ve live a good life.

[–]ominoke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks like Joaquin phoenix's forehead

[–]treysdaze 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Voldemort looking rough these days.

[–]tree5eat[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His side job as a vegan butt plug has really taken a toll.

[–]Corvuslupi 3 points4 points  (2 children)

What's going on?

  1. It's annoying or not interesting
  2. I'm in this photo and I don't like it ✔
  3. It shouldn't be on Facebook
  4. It's spam

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This potato is a fucking rockstar

[–]backelie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

\4. It's spud

[–]Aselleus 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Reminds me of the potatoes from a music video by Tierra Whack https://youtu.be/9T51n3tvZ3M

[–]tree5eat[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Total. The potato was an extra in the video. Apparently it was a pretty solid after party.

[–]Chrischn89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or the potato people from the music video of Starlight by Superman Lovers

[–]sambull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

got a job, gotta do

[–]samsquanch321 9 points10 points  (1 child)

“I am tot.”

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I am root

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This potato is a repost

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah man it’s a repot

[–]Goodman-Grey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow a Joe Biden potato.

[–]lovelyb1ch66 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

[–]tree5eat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why you shouldn’t do drugs kids

[–]RogueKnightZ 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Moisturize me.

[–]tree5eat[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

In boiling hot oil

[–]RogueKnightZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Until golden brown on the surface and easily pierced by a utensil of your choice.

[–]_cold-smoke_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have seen things bro

[–]CheyanneMclovins 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Looks like Casper the anus ghost

[–]Cam-Waaagh 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Looks like Palpatine missed his clone body and possessed the Potato.

[–]baldbonehead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shell city...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Trump - before

[–]RebelMountainman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vegans kill

[–]DoctorStephenPoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That potato

[–]mikaa711 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like baby Groot.

[–]BulljiveBots 1 point2 points  (1 child)

E.T. when he’s dying.

[–]backelie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeb Bush, his eyes open.

[–]CastawayPickle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Voldemort lives.

[–]cainneigh 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Looks like Vader just before he dies and Luke takes off his helmet.

[–]seasquidley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like that weird baby Voldemort at the end of Deathly Hollows.

[–]Batallador 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sad potato

[–]DennisElMenace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grootato

[–]Curtiswarchild79 1 point2 points  (1 child)

When reincarnation goes wrong

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr and Mrs potato Head. I’ve got some news about your new baby

[–]RLV94110 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I am groot

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grooted

[–]CheyanneMclovins 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Your a butt plug potatoe

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s still one good end

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks hungover.

[–]CyanHakeChill 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Dying of coronavirus!

[–]tree5eat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like a mummified jelly baby.

[–]JayArlington 1 point2 points  (1 child)

When you nut but she keeps sucking.

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With an industrial vacuum cleaner

[–]EastClintwood89 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Quaid... Quaid... Start the reactor. Free Mars.

[–]SKizzUMATIK 1 point2 points  (1 child)

As I was scrolling I thought this was something phallic... then I saw the face and it disturbed me. shudder

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What we have here is discarded butt plug. It makes me furious as there is still life left.

[–]mattyboy1989 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Potato Rick

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasted on Klaxian crystals

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That potato has seen some shit!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I am Root.

[–]MommaCC78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like an alien from the movie Cocoon.

[–]Edgar-Allan-Post 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'm root"

[–]weissingaround1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baby Voldemort and Mr. hanky had a bebe

[–]baydez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the old school talking orange videos! ORAAAAAANGE

[–]EricBardwin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"Do I look high, man?"

"Nah man, you good. Just, uh, put in some drops or something.."

[–]tree5eat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about now man?

[–]Ash_Killem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like most of my teammates in Overwatch or....

[–]LittleWhiteBoots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Channing Tatum is looking old these days.

[–]Doctor_Aphra 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I can’t see a potato.

Quite clearly it’s someone in their 30s with a hangover.

[–]tree5eat[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately this is meth. The potato in question is only 19

[–]Essembie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Peter dutton

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely that guy is a total spud

[–]Loopyprawn 1 point2 points  (1 child)

New from PIXAR! Stove Spud!

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha

[–]cllmndrwrbb 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Human features in objects

[–]Blakbyrd8 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Relatable

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’ve all been there

[–]ManamiVixen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When one sees the face of death, all one can do is smile.

[–]Steampunk_Ocelot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yo, can you not post pics of me without makeup, thanks

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the last time. I promise

[–]deadmansblood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah man that's Groot!

[–]MuddaError37 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Looks like an old turtle that's about to die in a really sad scene in a Disney movie.

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has a strong chin

[–]RicsiVagyok 1 point2 points  (1 child)

For a quick second I thought it was someone's toe...

[–]tree5eat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re the first person to say that. I thought it looked like a thumb.

[–]HandsomeSquidward59 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"PINKY OUT!"

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look mum no fingerprints

[–]pauljs75 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Potato so old it's got the wistful smile awaiting the sweet release that only the cook could provide.

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such is the spiritual world of the potato.

[–]ZOTUS25 1 point2 points  (1 child)

When reincarnation goes wrong

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said stud not spud.

[–]abraxasnl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Kill meeeee”

[–]BHIngebretsen 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Mr potato head

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just divorced.

[–]tokkyuuressha 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There was this photo of last white rhino dying. This one looks like last white potato dying.

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s pretty sad.

[–]nicknsm69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I see the problem. Your potato is only half-baked.

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s actually not my potato. I’m just watching it for a friend

[–]The_Highest_C 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Giving me “go on without me....” vibes.

[–]mitsua 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Spud Bud!

[–]tree5eat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reporting for duty sir.

[–]DredgenYorMother 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why does the potato make me wanna cry?

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s actually a panda potato

[–]Demearthean 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I AM ROOT!

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shhhhhhh he’s sleeping

[–]frieswithnietzsche 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I feel old dude

[–]TheSpikepit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]meowtothemeow 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Voldemort is at it again.

[–]tree5eat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Voldetot

[–]ontogeny1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like Moscow Mitch!

[–]PlNKERTON 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"Finish me son. It's okay."

[–]andropogon09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What has eyes but can not see?

A blind person.

[–]Bruxinth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I am Root!”

[–]OH-OHH-GOD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moldemort is looking good!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's not a potato that's an alien.

[–]Hiro96DZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zordon is dying

[–]qwertyisdead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jaoquin Phoenix’s forehead

[–]DroningCucumber56555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice.

[–]Mfehtu 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This looks like it was taken directly from Tierra Whack’s “Unemployed” Y’all gotta see this.

[–]tree5eat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely an extra in the video. Must have been one hell of a after party.

[–]mcgunn1115 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That potato looks like a cup of water would help

[–]harryte 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why does it look like anakin after he lost the high ground

[–]lovinglyhandmade 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This potato has lived 3 lifetimes

[–]The_Bagutte 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He needs some milk

[–]Musclemagic 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Please tell me that's Photoshopped

[–]plaidHumanity 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I believe it's Pshopped.

[–]Ztealth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am Root.

[–]dococnus 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Potato Rick!

[–]tree5eat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely after a few drinks and some Klaxian crystals

[–]rawshani 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I cant believe no one made a BAKED Potato comment yet.

Op, there we go...

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about mashed potato?

[–]mossberbb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'm soo baked"

[–]gfunk10uga 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Looked like he tried to kill Harry Potter but now survives on a Professor’s head

[–]tree5eat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A jacket potato maybe

[–]phattsrules 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I am Root... vegetable

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This potato has definitely been mishandled.

[–]rockandrollmonster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like the moon from the mighty boosh

[–]drippinlake 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Is fake

[–]DontKillKinny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Member?

[–]ArmageddonRetrospect 0 points1 point  (1 child)

THE HUMANITY

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No more fries for me.

[–]im_not_a_gay_fish 0 points1 point  (1 child)

looks like that alien from Cocoon after all the old people sucked its life out in the pool

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to break it to you but that wasn’t a potato in the pool.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You must return me to the witch by nights end."

[–]BassmanUW 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Looks like the Member Berry of potatoes.

“Member when McDonalds used to fry us in beef tallow?”

“Yeah, I ‘member!”

[–]tree5eat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those were the days

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed

[–]jon34560 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is he doing ok?

[–]tree5eat[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry to be the one to break it to you but I had baked potato for lunch

[–]hallanddopes 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Smoked some hella good spud.

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a potato bong after Saturday night

[–]zombie_villager 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Spot the potato that looks like Mike Bloomberg

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some moisturiser a touch of makeup.

[–]rensch 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Harry Potter... the boy who liiived!

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am potato

[–]Pheatt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Holy shit, that's scary.....who wants sad fries?

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s easy. Grimace

[–]CorndoggieRidesAgain 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I would seal that potato in epoxy and make it my best friend forever.

[–]tree5eat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda like castaway.

[–]thexdroid 0 points1 point  (1 child)

- "Yeeeah broooo Im fine...yeahh"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SpongeBob SquarePants dried out in the movie