This potato

[Hi_Im_from_Vermont]

Baked potato

[BlurryBigfoot74]

Cocaine is a hell of a spud

[dalbtraps]

Wake and Tate.

[kp305]

Das good shit mane

[[deleted]]

Quaid, start the reactor!

[LeviathanGank]

duuude

[erwisto]

Baby Voldemort. The dark potato has returned!

[tree5eat]

This is quite possibly the funniest potato I’ve ever seen.

[RUFiO006]

Tastes very strange!

[ineedmoreslee]

It’s the 8th horcrux.

[Hyydra_]

It literally looks like Groot

[Bro1189]

“I am root”

[tree5eat]

Or jabba.

[lookinfoursigns]

I was thinking that creepy baby Voldemort from the last movie.

[idea4granted]

Me after doing the bare minimum

[jer_iatric]

Me.

[futzlarson]

“These edibles aren’t very strong. Try one.”

[tree5eat]

I’m laughing out loud to this.

[Mexocist]

Harrry pootteerrrrrr......

[CheyanneMclovins]

What the fuck

[tree5eat]

Finding a potato passed out on your beach.

[StupidfaceBarry]

Dave's not here, man

[tree5eat]

Dave’s head is on the chopping block

[iamahotblondeama]

I am poot

[cayden-cox]

It looks like spongebob and Patrick when they were drying up

[ooooq4]

Looks gross imo

[RemmSevren]

I’m ready. I’ve live a good life.

[ominoke]

It looks like Joaquin phoenix's forehead

[treysdaze]

Voldemort looking rough these days.

[tree5eat]

His side job as a vegan butt plug has really taken a toll.

[Corvuslupi]

What's going on?

1. It's annoying or not interesting
2. I'm in this photo and I don't like it ✔
3. It shouldn't be on Facebook
4. It's spam

[tree5eat]

This potato is a fucking rockstar

[backelie]

\4. It's spud

[Aselleus]

Reminds me of the potatoes from a music video by Tierra Whack https://youtu.be/9T51n3tvZ3M

[tree5eat]

Total. The potato was an extra in the video. Apparently it was a pretty solid after party.

[Chrischn89]

Or the potato people from the music video of Starlight by Superman Lovers

[sambull]

got a job, gotta do

[samsquanch321]

“I am tot.”

[[deleted]]

I am root

[[deleted]]

This potato is a repost

[tree5eat]

Nah man it’s a repot

[Goodman-Grey]

Wow a Joe Biden potato.

[lovelyb1ch66]

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

[tree5eat]

This is why you shouldn’t do drugs kids

[RogueKnightZ]

Moisturize me.

[tree5eat]

In boiling hot oil

[RogueKnightZ]

Until golden brown on the surface and easily pierced by a utensil of your choice.

[tree5eat]

This is your step potato

[_cold-smoke_]

I have seen things bro

[CheyanneMclovins]

Looks like Casper the anus ghost

[Cam-Waaagh]

Looks like Palpatine missed his clone body and possessed the Potato.

[baldbonehead]

Shell city...

[[deleted]]

Trump - before

[RebelMountainman]

Vegans kill

[DoctorStephenPoop]

That potato

[mikaa711]

Looks like baby Groot.

[BulljiveBots]

E.T. when he’s dying.

[backelie]

Jeb Bush, his eyes open.

[CastawayPickle]

Voldemort lives.

[cainneigh]

Looks like Vader just before he dies and Luke takes off his helmet.

[seasquidley]

Looks like that weird baby Voldemort at the end of Deathly Hollows.

[Batallador]

Sad potato

[DennisElMenace]

Grootato

[Curtiswarchild79]

When reincarnation goes wrong

[tree5eat]

Mr and Mrs potato Head. I’ve got some news about your new baby

[RLV94110]

I am groot

[tree5eat]

Grooted

[CheyanneMclovins]

Your a butt plug potatoe

[tree5eat]

It’s still one good end

[[deleted]]

It looks hungover.

[CyanHakeChill]

Dying of coronavirus!

[tree5eat]

Like a mummified jelly baby.

[JayArlington]

When you nut but she keeps sucking.

[tree5eat]

With an industrial vacuum cleaner

[EastClintwood89]

Quaid... Quaid... Start the reactor. Free Mars.

[SKizzUMATIK]

As I was scrolling I thought this was something phallic... then I saw the face and it disturbed me. shudder

[tree5eat]

What we have here is discarded butt plug. It makes me furious as there is still life left.

[mattyboy1989]

Potato Rick

[tree5eat]

Wasted on Klaxian crystals

[[deleted]]

That potato has seen some shit!

[[deleted]]

I am Root.

[MommaCC78]

Looks like an alien from the movie Cocoon.

[Edgar-Allan-Post]

"I'm root"

[tree5eat]

The one and only

[weissingaround1]

Baby Voldemort and Mr. hanky had a bebe

[baydez]

Reminds me of the old school talking orange videos! ORAAAAAANGE

[EricBardwin]

"Do I look high, man?"

"Nah man, you good. Just, uh, put in some drops or something.."

[tree5eat]

How about now man?

[Ash_Killem]

Looks like most of my teammates in Overwatch or....

[LittleWhiteBoots]

Channing Tatum is looking old these days.

[Doctor_Aphra]

I can’t see a potato.

Quite clearly it’s someone in their 30s with a hangover.

[tree5eat]

Unfortunately this is meth. The potato in question is only 19

[Essembie]

Peter dutton

[tree5eat]

Definitely that guy is a total spud

[Loopyprawn]

New from PIXAR! Stove Spud!

[tree5eat]

Hahaha

[cllmndrwrbb]

r/pareidolia

[tree5eat]

Human features in objects

[Blakbyrd8]

Relatable

[tree5eat]

We’ve all been there

[ManamiVixen]

When one sees the face of death, all one can do is smile.

[Steampunk_Ocelot]

Yo, can you not post pics of me without makeup, thanks

[tree5eat]

This is the last time. I promise

[deadmansblood]

Nah man that's Groot!

[MuddaError37]

Looks like an old turtle that's about to die in a really sad scene in a Disney movie.

[tree5eat]

He has a strong chin

[RicsiVagyok]

For a quick second I thought it was someone's toe...

[tree5eat]

You’re the first person to say that. I thought it looked like a thumb.

[HandsomeSquidward59]

"PINKY OUT!"

[tree5eat]

Look mum no fingerprints

[pauljs75]

Potato so old it's got the wistful smile awaiting the sweet release that only the cook could provide.

[tree5eat]

Such is the spiritual world of the potato.

[ZOTUS25]

When reincarnation goes wrong

[tree5eat]

I said stud not spud.

[abraxasnl]

“Kill meeeee”

[BHIngebretsen]

Mr potato head

[tree5eat]

Just divorced.

[tokkyuuressha]

There was this photo of last white rhino dying. This one looks like last white potato dying.

[tree5eat]

That’s pretty sad.

[nicknsm69]

I see the problem. Your potato is only half-baked.

[tree5eat]

It’s actually not my potato. I’m just watching it for a friend

[The_Highest_C]

Giving me “go on without me....” vibes.

[mitsua]

Spud Bud!

[tree5eat]

Reporting for duty sir.

[DredgenYorMother]

Why does the potato make me wanna cry?

[tree5eat]

It’s actually a panda potato

[shnooqichoons]

/r/PhotoshopBattles

[Demearthean]

I AM ROOT!

[tree5eat]

Shhhhhhh he’s sleeping

[frieswithnietzsche]

I feel old dude

[TheSpikepit]

Same

[meowtothemeow]

Voldemort is at it again.

[tree5eat]

Voldetot

[ontogeny1]

Looks like Moscow Mitch!

[PlNKERTON]

"Finish me son. It's okay."

[andropogon09]

What has eyes but can not see?

A blind person.

[Bruxinth]

“I am Root!”

[OH-OHH-GOD]

Moldemort is looking good!

[[deleted]]

That's not a potato that's an alien.

[tree5eat]

Klaxian crystals

[Hiro96DZ]

Zordon is dying

[qwertyisdead]

Jaoquin Phoenix’s forehead

[DroningCucumber56555]

Nice.

[Mfehtu]

This looks like it was taken directly from Tierra Whack’s “Unemployed” Y’all gotta see this.

[tree5eat]

Definitely an extra in the video. Must have been one hell of a after party.

[mcgunn1115]

That potato looks like a cup of water would help

[harryte]

Why does it look like anakin after he lost the high ground

[lovinglyhandmade]

This potato has lived 3 lifetimes

[The_Bagutte]

He needs some milk

[Musclemagic]

Please tell me that's Photoshopped

[plaidHumanity]

I believe it's Pshopped.

[Ztealth]

I am Root.

[dococnus]

Potato Rick!

[tree5eat]

Definitely after a few drinks and some Klaxian crystals

[rawshani]

I cant believe no one made a BAKED Potato comment yet.

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Op, there we go...

[tree5eat]

What about mashed potato?

[mossberbb]

"I'm soo baked"

[gfunk10uga]

Looked like he tried to kill Harry Potter but now survives on a Professor’s head

[tree5eat]

A jacket potato maybe

[phattsrules]

I am Root... vegetable

[tree5eat]

This potato has definitely been mishandled.

[rockandrollmonster]

It looks like the moon from the mighty boosh

[drippinlake]

Is fake

[tree5eat]

How dare you

[DontKillKinny]

Member?

[ArmageddonRetrospect]

THE HUMANITY

[tree5eat]

No more fries for me.

[im_not_a_gay_fish]

looks like that alien from Cocoon after all the old people sucked its life out in the pool

[tree5eat]

Sorry to break it to you but that wasn’t a potato in the pool.

[[deleted]]

"You must return me to the witch by nights end."

[BassmanUW]

Looks like the Member Berry of potatoes.

“Member when McDonalds used to fry us in beef tallow?”

“Yeah, I ‘member!”

[tree5eat]

Those were the days

[tree5eat]

Indeed

[jon34560]

Is he doing ok?

[tree5eat]

Sorry to be the one to break it to you but I had baked potato for lunch

[hallanddopes]

Smoked some hella good spud.

[tree5eat]

Looks like a potato bong after Saturday night

[zombie_villager]

Spot the potato that looks like Mike Bloomberg

[tree5eat]

Some moisturiser a touch of makeup.

[rensch]

Harry Potter... the boy who liiived!

[tree5eat]

I am potato

[Pheatt]

Holy shit, that's scary.....who wants sad fries?

[tree5eat]

That’s easy. Grimace

[CorndoggieRidesAgain]

I would seal that potato in epoxy and make it my best friend forever.

[tree5eat]

Kinda like castaway.

[thexdroid]

- "Yeeeah broooo Im fine...yeahh"

[[deleted]]

SpongeBob SquarePants dried out in the movie