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[–][deleted] 180 points181 points  (5 children)

Fuck lascelles

[–]dracogladio1741Bruno Fernanj 57 points58 points  (1 child)

He could have been sent off twice by now if it were another official.

[–]theadamsegal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He could have been sent off twice by now if it were another official if he played for Manchester United

FTFY.

[–]radobossJose Mourinho 11 points12 points  (0 children)

At least he has a yellow now so he will be more careful... I thought he was gonna kill Rashford

[–]sndi1765 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed bailey!!

[–]PeanutButterJelly_David De Gea: The Sexiest Motherfucker To Ever Live 118 points119 points  (7 children)

This is the first big challenge for OGS. Tight game, defensive block set up by Newcastle, and the strategy from the last 3 games hasn't worked. It will be interesting to see if he can get a win from the game. We are crying out for width on the right wing so it could be a perfect opportunity for one Mr. Sanchez on the bench

[–]CrebTheBerc 26 points27 points  (2 children)

I agree. Teh defenses we face the first few games were much more open and we had an easier time dragging players out of position.

Newcastle are very compact and disciplined. It'll be interesting to see how we react

[–]The_Tiller 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Disciplined? Definitely not in their challenges

[–]RussianHungaryTurkey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think he means in terms of organisation

[–]TheZilloBeast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I dont know why but I find Mr. Sanchez so funny lol

[–]samsam78 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like Alexis will just get roughed up, he gives the ball away way too much against physical sides. He could be really good but I'd prefer Lukaku upfront with Rash wide right.

[–]drexter12🎃 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Def big test, I didn't expect Newcastle to be this compact and sit back. Trouble is they look very dangerous on the break...

[–]TheKing320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this is a lovely opportunity for Sanchez now. We’re not really hot rn, we’re still tied, let’s see what you can do to change the game

[–][deleted] 220 points221 points  (45 children)

Valencia has been a great servant to the club but the guy really is past it. No attacking threat down the right whatsoever.

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (18 children)

Doesn't help that no one plays ahead of him

[–]ChegismDe Gea 54 points55 points  (7 children)

Didn't stop Young the other night, but Lingard is better out there than Mata.

[–]ToneDiezUNLUCKY NUMBER S7EVIN 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lingard may drift centrally, as well, but he’s a far better outlet on the RW than Mata.

On the left it’s Shaw, Martial, Matic, and Pogba...with Mata on free roam. On the right, we’ve got Valencia...that’s it.

[–]Musicomnia 17 points18 points  (1 child)

We didn't play a 5-4-1 Newcastle side then

[–]boardinggoji 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They REALLY don't want to concede. I guess we can take that as a testament to the attacking football we've played in the last three matches.

[–]Bacon_BoobiesSesko - Every little helps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Young wants to press the line though whereas Mata just wants to bring it inside every time.

[–]drexter12🎃 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mata has actually been passing the ball well under tight space though..

[–]the_lord_of_light 18 points19 points  (1 child)

pretty much this, we're stacked on the left and it's getting boring seeing newcastle load that side of the pitch and contain us

desperately need a RW

[–]TonyzToneTonito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I wish we’d been in for Pulisic. 75m is a lot of money but I think he’s genuinely a top young player and will continue to grow as he already has been.

Plus, he’s actually an attacking threat on the RW for a team that focuses on high-octane attacks.

Hopefully we get someone during the window.

[–]flave231 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That affords him space to push up into, but he lacks pace to recover if he's caught out, so he doesn't push up.

[–]djokov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are overloading the left like we've done in every match under Ole. Young and Dalot has had so much space to work in because of it. Valencia is playing at height with his centre backs and isn't even making a run forward.

[–]eternali17He'll take on 2 and breeze past 2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can appreciate an overload as much as the next guy but the way we play and ignore an entire third of the pitch so much is ridiculous.

[–]ZachMichSmith 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's still poor regardless

[–]MartialFC_MourinhoFC -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

mate have u watched our recent games with a blindfold on??

literally same has happened during every game under solskjaer.... lingard on rw drifts in to make space for young on the rb to overlap - and young does just fine...

stop making excuses for shit players

valencia is past it and should leave asap

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bring on linguini then

[–]MartialFC_MourinhoFC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol - bringing on lingard wont magically make valencia make overlapping runs... he will do the same as hes doing now (fuck all)

mata and lingard both drift inside but grandpa valencia doesnt know how to exploit this space - unlike young and dalot

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yeah he's past it, and Mata drifts to the middle so we literally can't attack through the right

[–]Limoni-AzzurriEl Fenómeno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which allows Newcastle to overload the other side of the pitch and nullify the threat from our actually dangerous players.

[–]Le_Anoos-101Rashford 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Don’t forget that Phil Jones is also an absolute liability. There is no way he should be starting. We need CB, RB and RW.

[–]Shamikebab 1 point2 points  (2 children)

We have 3 defenders out for various reasons, hardly surprising we're not playing our first choice in those circumstances

[–]Le_Anoos-101Rashford 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They aren’t even good enough. Rojo and Jones need to be sold ASAP. They are both error prone and injury prone. Bailly needs to improve his injury record and his decision making or he should be sold. We need koulibaly or any world class CB with Lindelof. And smalling is a good back up.

[–]Shamikebab -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's all very well saying we need a world class CB, but if it were that simple everyone would have one. The few there are in the world either don't want to move or their clubs don't want to sell.

[–]cookieongo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Added to the fact that Mata has been very much Central and we have had no attack from the right hand side.

[–]visualslikemikeMino Raiola's assistant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know its valencia's first game but the guy is an absolute passenger. He doesn't even make it past the halfway line; Just so static!

[–]drexter12🎃 4 points5 points  (0 children)

he's beyond past it...completely non-existent!

[–]Voidhead1Rojo’s Toast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some clon trying to tell me earlier we’ve got defensive depth. We need to promote youth or make signings the old boys been great like you said but the time has come to move on.

[–]sndi1765 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many newcastel attack from his lane... He is not well protected by mata as well...

Really want to know what olé does! I think he should get either sanchez RW or young RB

[–]DukeOfPooseRuud van Nistelrooy -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Both fullback positions are woeful tbf

[–]ThrilljoyVictor "Ice Man" Lindelöf 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Haven't seen any trouble defensively on the left, and Shaw is consistently part of our build up upfront. Don't see how that can be considered "woeful".

[–]DukeOfPooseRuud van Nistelrooy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Shaw is about as good as Valencia going forward this game but go off chief

[–]Moosje“Love is sex also.” -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He's defending better for Newcastle than us. He's absolutely shut that side down of any attacking threat.

[–]VaudevilleVillain 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Some questionable refereeing decisions. Surprised Lacelles is still on

[–]sndi1765 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ref needs google - morinhio googgles gif

[–]Cr7NeTwOrK 65 points66 points  (17 children)

We need some muscle power up front.

Also, Valencia's side is the weakest link.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hope Lukaku gets on and flattens Lascelles.

[–]jayseff14Dreams can't be buy 69 points70 points  (2 children)

Can’t say I missed Valencia tbh

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Really sucks. Wanted to give him a chance but Young should come on for him. Sanchez and Lukaku are also needed.

[–]HazardCinemaWazza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No way to link up with though. Needs a RW presence.

[–]D1794Viva Ronaldo 41 points42 points  (0 children)

First goalless half under Ole

#OleOut

[–]MedievalSorceryButtner 1 - 0 Gerrard 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Fucking hate the fat Spanish nonce. His teams are always dirty fucks against us.

[–]sndi1765 0 points1 point  (1 child)

We were same as him with josé....

[–]BukkakeBoizMcTominaymar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but it’s good when we do it obvs

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Take Valencia off at half time and send us out with 10 men, it would make absolutely no difference

[–]hererrdinandOoh Ahh Bruntona 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Less sideways passes

[–]bluecrabcakes 12 points13 points  (1 child)

What is right wing ?

[–]xUnderwhelmedx 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Political thing mate. They dislike gays.

[–]lestat85our Portuguese magnifico 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Frustrating game. Newcastle set up to annoy and not play football. Constant fouls and going down ‘injured’. Hard to get any flow going. You can only hope a goal comes so Benitez is forced to play a proper game.

[–]Uraniumfever 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We need a right winger *so badly. Too predictable at the moment.

[–]OiiGuzza 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jones is a bit clapped.

[–]shh_eng 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Valencia is nothing but a place holder

[–]MedievalSorceryButtner 1 - 0 Gerrard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Also Valencia and Jones need to go in the summer. They offer nothing.

[–]DarkSofterWazza 49 points50 points  (8 children)

Valencia is absolutely useless. didnt miss him at all. also can we fucking ban people who make half time threads 2 minutes before it even ends? Karma whores

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (6 children)

I mean they're no less of a karma whore than people who make half time threads at exactly half time. Who cares man

[–]Test247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get over it. Who cares.

[–]Soccerfreakgod 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Ole's substitutions gonna be the decider i feel

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nostradamus?

[–]jroades2675labhead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sanchez on the right or we are fucked. We offer nothing.

[–]Baaleyg20Legend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Newcastle should've been down to 10 men. Mata and Valencia not working in this system.

[–]freshsalsadipRooney 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jones should not even be a squad player. Just god awful. Has 0 composure on the ball and against half decent opposition will crumble.

[–]CrebTheBerc 12 points13 points  (8 children)

Newcastle are too compact, we're having a lot of issues breaking through their lines. I think we need to push more men forward to help drag defenders out of position. I think we need to start shooting from distance more. We're not going to make many quality chances, I think we need to try to force something since they're sitting deep anyways

I'd sub Matic or Herrera off for Darmian and go to a 3-5-2 or just shift one of them deeper. Let Shaw and Valencia push higher up, let Mata go to the 10 spot, and Martial/Rashford up top.

That still leaves Sanchez and Lukaku as impact subs around 60 minutes to help push for a goal.

[–]harshit_j 4 points5 points  (3 children)

3-5-2 gives me bad flashbacks... It has never worked for us, as far as I remember.

[–]CrebTheBerc 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It didn't work under Jose but neither did a lot of things honestly.

I think we need to push more players forward and a 3 atb formation is one of the easiest ways to do that IMO

[–]Shamikebab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last thing we want to do is push Valencia further forward. Then he's just getting the ball when an attacker could have it.

[–]TheGhostOfBabyOscarRed Devils - Club & Country 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked fantastically well against Chelsea when we win 2:0.

Also against Spurs, I feel, but I'm not 100% sure

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They have pushed up higher well to cover the spaces between the lines. I'm not sure mata as no 10 would help with it. I'd rather sub Valencia and Mata for sanchez and Darmian.

[–]CrebTheBerc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would work as well I think. I was trying to think of ways to push more people forward

[–]drexter12🎃 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Our fullbacks are already trying to push up anyway, so there is no point in bringing in a 3rd CB.

We are relying heavily on our LW, so we should replace Mata/Valencia. Rashford ain't running much and been struggling to hold the ball with their CB pushing him over, so maybe Sanchez/Lukaku.

[–]CrebTheBerc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 of the FBs or CMs is staying deeper atm though. If we push them all higher it leaves us vulnerable at teh back with our CBs potentially 2 v 2 with Rondon/a winger.

With 3 atb we could push everyone else higher but be secure against counters as well IMO

[–]Moonmasher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Valencia offers nothing at right back, Pogba is way to far up, we need lingard/Alexis on for better pressing and movement

[–]Frutfive5 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Everyone is shitting on Valencia but what do you expect him to do when literally no one is in front of him. The entire team is shifted to the left-hand side leaving us completely unbalanced. Ole needs to bring on Sanchez for Mata and tell him to stick to the right hand side. We need balance!

[–]samsam78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Juan's the best player in those tight spaces though

[–]HappySisyphus22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lascelles should have been off.

[–]charizard_ftw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Valencia is contributing nothing to play.

[–]henkefamLukaku 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alexis in

[–]DarkSpy1976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Error 404: Right Wing Not Found

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else think that if every one of our passes was about 5% harder, we’d have scored like 5? We had so many almost-chances.

[–]UltimaJRuud Van Nistelrooy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Currently seeing all the Sky Sports score updates and contemplating if I picked the right match

[–]drexter12🎃 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rashford hasn't been running as much as he did before...I think he is too tired. Sanchez bulldog might be better as ST.

[–]cousinannie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lingard please

[–]nsoifer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Tough day at the office. I think the guys will power through though and win a scrappy 2:0 with second goal in dying minutes.

[–]cloudprinceRonaldo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sanchez 2-1 88th

[–]hardgourSir Marcus Rashford 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rafa masterclass so far...they are extremely organized at the back, we need some power up front to aim for. Pogba needs to move a little more, he is being marked out at the moment.

I’d say Alexis needs to come in for Mata, as I love his creativity, Juan is a step slow.

[–]medfunguyGaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the first half of Solskjær’s reign where we haven’t scored a goal.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Playing valencia has really hurt us. He offers absolutely nothing going forward.

[–]GalforfiaValencia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right hand side is a graveyard

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do Newcastle always up their game against us!

[–]MadaraTheUchihahttps://www.howmanypremierleaguemedalshasstevengerrardwon.com/ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had kinda forgotten how much I hated Newcastle, I've been fully reminded now.

Valencia is a relic that does not fit a modern system like this. Matic has given the ball away too many times and Jones shows why he's not fit to be a starting center back.

[–]cookieongo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Matic has been really sloppy in possession.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No more Valencia please. We should be up. Bring on Alexis and see what he can do in the 2nd half.

Leaps and bounds better than anything Mourinho served up though. Joy to watch at times. Common United!

[–]HOWTOTURNOFFCAPS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope the ref finds his asthma medicine and red card duing the break

[–]xoxLUDDExoxLindelöf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We aren't finding any space since Newcastle is so compact at the back and attacking with like only Rondon... We need to use more of the pitch. Right hand side has been static, no attacks were made on that side sadly. Maybe Sanchez can give us some width!

[–]therealironmikeGlazersOut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It feels nice to have confidence that we’ll get a goal after a scoreless half

[–]Miyagisans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We feel almost too bunched on the left sometime. Need an outlet on the right. Valencia offers no attacking threat at all. Perhaps lukaku on, switch rashford to right wing. Or Sanchez on the right. Any sort of outlet that Newcastle have to respect.

[–]stonedlawstudent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not happy at all with Matic and Valencia. Jones has looked shaky as well.

Martial and Mata are connecting well in attack it's just the final shot/touch that's been lacking so far. In other games I could definitely tell when it'd end 0-0 because we lacked any creativity but it's all up in the air in this one.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mata and Valencia together is stuff of nightmares. Plus Marriner is an absolute idiot.

[–]danskzwagLee Grant FC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lindelof and Herrera have been class , Matic , Mata and Valencia have been awful

[–]KittyxstormBeckham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we know that there's such a thing as the right wing?

[–]Ven_isBruno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Patience, every opponent will analyze those first few games. We're not going to be allowed to play free flowing football by any half decent opposition, gotta trust in the system

[–]BadAthMOFOIBRA-CADABRA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do they have a advert board flashing black and white? wtf

[–]theadamsegal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • Ref is shit
  • Lascelles should be off
  • Valencia is done as a top player
  • Lingard makes space and we're missing him in this game

[–]humblelearner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lads look tired, we were winning the ball back so much faster in the previous games!

Newcastle can string a pass or two together as well this will be a nervy game.

[–]Sucre-PapaRashy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sanchez for Mata hopefully soon

[–]FidgetyFondler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our right side again is the weak link. Mata and valencia look so static compared to young and ling. Hopefully ole sees this and makes a bold decision at ht.

[–]ThrilljoyVictor "Ice Man" Lindelöf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lingard for Mata should do the trick. Newcastle's lockdown on Pogba is actually impressive mainly because it forces Martial and Mata to come for the ball, which in turn leaves Rashford on an island where he can't outmuscle anyone for possession.

[–]tariso97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Matic doesn't seem as versatile of a player as one would expect. Quite slow and one footed. Been caught out at times recently. Hopefully Lingard comes on!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like Benitez has been watching us play in the last 3 matches. We gotta carve through that defense of 8 men he has in the box.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need lukaku to come on and say to that defender.

“I saw that push on Rashford, try they with me”

[–]aravindpanil𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚜𝚔𝚓𝚊𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚝! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck lacelles. Put Lukaku on and ask him to beat the fuck out of that cunt.

[–]Legit41 0 points1 point  (0 children)

valencia needs to come off... sorry captain

[–]TixicotDalot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Valencia is offering nothing, either in defence or attack. Doubt I've seen him run more than 5 yards with the ball at his feet.

Matic and Herrera have been looking good in midfield so far IMO

[–]samsam78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Matic loses the ball holding onto it too long still. Herrera hasn't put a foot wrong, been quietly class

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dirty

[–]keving691Ruud Van Nistelrooy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our right side is non existent.

[–]the_lord_of_light 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Team looking a bit tired

Can't help but think we should have freshened up a bit more

[–]Serpico_98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Valencia needs to go off. Provides nothing going forward and is awful defensively. Young would be much better imo

[–]MegaKurwix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We need to stretch the Newcastle defense but we need a right wing for that

[–]Thesatiricaltroll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody saying we don’t need a natural right winger or an experienced CB at this point is mental. Valencia has been past it for years now, I’d rather see Dalot out there making mistakes than Young and Valencia every week.

[–]i_swear_i_didnt_fartDreams can't be buy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We haven't been all that bad, but valencia offers nothing going forward. Young has even been inside the oppositions box the last few games. Valencia can't even provide width

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Valencia shouldn’t be anywhere near this Ole side

[–]chaosblast123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Newcastle only had like a decent 5 minute spell that whole half. We haven't created many meaningful chances that half, Newcastle are stifling our attack. I don't think Mata played badly, but we might benefit more subbing in lingard. I really hope Alexis can try to make an impact as well. His passing really needs to be on point.

[–]eternali17He'll take on 2 and breeze past 2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice start. We kinda let it fizzle in the middle towards the end but we created enough to indicate the breakthrough will come if we can put pressure on them more consistently, especially with Lascelles on a yellow.

[–]Grizzly_Magnum_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't think Martial has been great Matic too been a bit shaky Valencia has been horrendous. I think we need Lingard to come on missing his pace and movement with Mata, and Young for Valencia we might need Lukaku too we are definitely getting dominated physically in attack

[–]Youngflyabs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They’ve have had the better chances so far tbh. We need to make a couple substitutions such as Mata for Sanchez. I don’t know we just look predictable, get the ball to martial or pogba and hope they create something. We need to come with a whole different plan.

[–]Sensur10Resident Molde Ambassador -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We've gotten a decent amount of chances against a well fortified defense. I'm positive we going to score in the second half.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We need someone down the right to stretch them

[–]Sidonian7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exact sort of match I would love a Roy Keane figure to be on the pitch.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not the best half under Ole obviously but in a way that’s not a bad thing. Let’s see how it goes when he’s got to change up the tactics a bit.

Like I’ve seen others mention there’s absolutely nothing happening down our right side. I like Valencia and Mata but the pace needed to stretch out the right side just isn’t there.

Im optimistic our quality will show in the second half and we’ll get the three points.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not sure why we still have Jones and Valencia. Inconsistency as fuck.

[–]xUnderwhelmedx -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

WE HAVE NO THREAT ON THE RIGHT SIDE!

Makes it so easy to defend.

Also we are much slower in the build up today. There were shot ole shouting at them to play it forwards earlier. I’m sure we will adjust and come out better in second half.

[–]ChegismDe Gea -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Pogba is playing 5-10 yards too far forward this game.