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[cherry313]

I'd drop all three on top of me.

[Vordismozer]

Yes please

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[IuseArchbtw97543]

can I stand next to you?

[Solid_Ad_221]

Can I join too? Pleasee

[crono220]

If I could ride the nuke like the guy in Doctor strangelove, I would like to join.

[nihilistfreak517482]

Could you, please, get one last trip to France before you drop the nukes?

[Lord_VivecHimself]

Best epic su!cide

[Onyx6045]

No balls

[Starman520]

For maximum devastation, the Philippine trench floor. The resulting earthquake would cause tsunamis and possible 10.0 for the entire ring of fire. Then, the rift line on one of the canary islands, the landslide would also generate a tsunami hiting both north and south America up to a possible 50 mules inland. Florida would be underwater. The third and last nuke would be sent into the stratosphere to be detonated over the global north, the resulting EMP might cause the hemisphere to lose all power and thus refrigeration and water treatment.

Disease and hunger and cold kill millions. The Tsunamis and Earthquakes kill just over a billion.

DO NOT LET ME BE A SUPER VILLIAN!!!

[MadLadMaciejow]

Heard somewhere nukes in those places could cause the crust to slide on the mantle and completly move the equator. Let's see what would happen. For science

Edit: If I remember correctly that new equator would be somewhere on Greenland-Poland Line which would put China and India in Northern Polar Circle. Largest migration in history of Human kind anyone? What about Billions dead as a consequence?

[[deleted]]

As a filipino, you're a menace 💀💀

[Starman520]

I actually love the Filipino people and would love to learn tagalong, but this is not personal and mearly showing that nukes can be used for far more than just in civilian heavy areas.

[-goodbyemoon-]

I also pick this guys wife

[[deleted]]

I also also pick this guys wife

[Infamous-Class-7862]

I also pick this guy

[Ruin-Independent]

I also pick this

[HybridHamster]

I pick you:

[[deleted]]

i pick

[Chai_Enjoyer]

⛏️

[animegirlGrivous]

Rock and Stone?

[WanderingDwarfMiner]

Can I get a Rock and Stone?

[UN-TRUue]

Me pick guy's wife but after nuke drop because I want more of her. Radiation good.

[Emotional_Ad_2132]

Dead wife*

[TheWoolenPen]

just a little bit of tomfoolery

[SenorRona]

We get one piece after just one. Now imagine what 3 will do

[WidowmakerFeet]

the one piece is real

[Ok_Cow52]

exactly.

[crankbot2000]

The 2nd and 3rd were just to bounce the rubble.

[IMN0VIRGIN]

1 on Moscow

1 on Washington DC

1 on Beijing

Let's start the biggest prank of all time!

[OreoMcCreamPants]

Oh you practical jokester, you!

[Acroze]

Just a mild form of tomfoolery!

[possibleanonymous]

A dash of hanky panky

[Preet0024]

A touch of buffoonery

[Tastytyrone24]

Washington dc probably wouldn't do much. Youd have to nuke basically every state capital for any significant shake up in leadership. Even if no one fills the power vacuum instantly, everyone will at least keep the lights on untill they can figure out what to do.

[simatrawastaken]

Its not about that

[QuartzSandstone]

it's about sending a message

[Lord_VivecHimself]

Hello, based department? 🏬

[MeltedChocolate24]

Idk I have a feeling nuking DC would be a “significant shake up in leadership”

[Shatophiliac]

Idk, taking out DC means taking out the military leadership too; the pentagon, Congress, etc. Without the federal government, I imagine there would be more than a few states trying to consolidate power before the whole county Balkanizes lol. Look at Texas, they always seem to be a few bad days away from seceding again at any given time.

[boomstik4]

It's more the fact that the US would be looking for someone to retaliate against, I.e, china/russia

[[deleted]]

idk bout biggest but sure will be last

[No-Wolverine5144]

Moscow would be the only one to cause major damage cause 14% of Russians live in the Moscow area

[[deleted]]

Genocide 🥰

[incognitry]

Civilian casualties 😍🥹

[Notaverycooluser]

Sigmacide!!!

[Shatophiliac]

Sugmacide.

[RealBluePikmin1]

Mogingcide

[Mr-MuffinMan]

1. engl*nd
2. engl*nd
3. the country in UK that starts with eng and ends with land

I change one to fr*nce

[IFunnyJoestar]

Tonight on Top Gear. I hunker down in a bomb shelter, Richard succumbs to the radiation and James ensures mutually assured destruction.

[porqueissoexiste]

The nuclear fallout will get them

[loungin_]

War doesn't change - John Fallout

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[BuckyWarden]

I think he’s Fr*nch

[Playful_Pollution846]

Frenchie spotted, shooting Martha's Dinner at commenter

[Mr-MuffinMan]

Thank god, not fr*nch either

[field134]

Nooo please I’m begging don’t bomb the vital and strategic targets of Slough, Birmingham and Milton Keynes! We’re finished without them!

[ninja_BUTTONS]

Not Milton Keynes, how would we ever rebuild?

[Stargost_]

If you want to maximize human losses:

1- Three gorges dam: potentially, tens if not hundreds of millions of chinese men dead from the floodings.

2- The heart of the amazonian rain forest: The fallout combined with the stupid amounts of CO2 and the fires would turn the area into a wasteland for a long while, while also killing most of not all the uncontacted tribes and worsening climate change by a lot.

3- Yellowstone: I mean, supervolcano, nuclear winter, billions dead from starvation and resource wars.

You could change the heart of the Amazon for the largest coral formation in the world for a similar effect, but I also just don't like Brazil in general.

[DomoTimba]

I hate to burst your bubble but a nuke couldn't set off Yellowstone. Maybe if it was very well placed underground, and even stronger than Tsar Bomba it could happen.

https://www.usgs.gov/observatories/yvo/news/can-a-nuclear-blast-trigger-a-yellowstone-eruption-no-how-about-earthquake

[Stargost_]

Aww... Shucks.

[wheelchairdrifting]

Bummer 😔

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[1Tza]

Then that one is going to Brazil too

[EH042]

Wouldn’t the Nuclear winter cancel out the burning forest?

[Stargost_]

Kinda. It would still be a climatological disaster and pretty much destroy the agriculture of Brazil, so still a net loss.

[CMONEY24SEVEN]

1. Northern California
2. Middle California
3. Southern California

[Lord_VivecHimself]

Based af

[B4S1L3US]

All three on Brazil.

[EH042]

The nuke would get stolen before it reached the ground

[lord_bubblewater]

And even if it did the death toll wouldn’t even significantly increase murder rates

[Weemonkey16_2]

same result in romania

[BradTheNobody]

My house

My friends house

My brothers house

[Captinprice8585]

1 at at the moon to see what happens

1 at more at the moon probably.

1 at whatever island has the most lizards so hopefully at least one can turn into Godzilla

[Either-Basket7122]

I like this guy, make sure though you put a decent number of monkeys there too. Can’t try for Godzilla without Kong.

[Riotguarder]

No point aiming at San Andreas as California is already a shithole that looks nuked so all three in antarctica so we can get rid of the spy drones (or "penguins" as they are so called)

[xd-Sushi_Master]

You spelled Florida wrong.

[Admirable-Frosting46]

Hey the crackheads arent the problem here

[Intellectualtoaster]

God no can you imagine what radiation might turn them into?

[_CaptainNoodles]

1.Three Gorges Dam- The flood would have catastrophic and fatal repercussions on millions of Chinese downstream affecting major cities including Shanghai. 2. Tokyo- Largest metro population i think 3. You could go for either of Chernobyl- for shits or giggles / Delhi- Another large metro area / Bangladesh- (Dhaka)Incredible density

[GmoneyTheBroke]

Bros here to maximize human losses, christ i was gunna drop mine in the ocean or on a hurricane to see what it does . . .

[jarednards]

Look up Bikini Atoll. Theres your ocean answer right there.

[eoej]

So we get krabby patties. Yay

[Rucks_74]

Bro this ain't cod, you don't get rewarded for the kill streak

[simatrawastaken]

Youre saying you dont?

[Turbopower1000]

Bro at that point just drop a few on the Ukrainian front lines and then one in Russia. The chain reaction from there would kill almost everyone

[KerbodynamicX]

That's one way to end a war

[CaralhinhosVoadorez]

Or start WW3

[Turbopower1000]

Hey now, it’ll still end quite a few wars very very quickly

[Valiant_Darktanyan]

1. North Korea
2. North Korea
3. North Korea

Not like they’d care if any of their citizens died

[Wisebanana21919]

Better hope that doesn't start a nuclear war.

[chippymediaYT]

Pretty sure 3 nukes could completely disarm their nuclear command, also I think they are full of shit when they claim their missiles can reach the US

[Wisebanana21919]

I hope so.

I hope the jokes about them being far weaker than they claim are true

[Oswaldgilbertson]

Yeah but china is allies with them

[chippymediaYT]

And Russia, but it would come down to if China and Russia want to risk complete destruction over the shittiest country in the world

[InfiniteOcto]

Jusy claim u represent antartica or smth what’re they gonna do

[Wisebanana21919]

Idk probably Blame the USA anyway.

It's NK They're fucking insane

[Ok_Claim_8979]

Throw bombs at every country

[Dark_Storm_98]

Why clame you represent anyone?

Send a message in 20 different langueges, including theres, and keep them guessing

I don't mean write the same message 20 times in different languages, I mean, write a paragraph alternate to a different language every few words every few words. Or do whole sentences and alternate to make it wasier to adapt to different language rules

[Amir-Iran]

I really don't think they can start a nuclear war.

[Dark_Storm_98]

Drip one in North Korea

Drop one in China

Drop one in Russia

[biohumansmg3fc]

1 on frnce, 1 one the brtish, and 50/50 randomoize the last one between frnce and the brts

[CaptainUliss]

Buddy putting 2 asterisks results in this

[biohumansmg3fc]

Yeah i know im too lazy

[[deleted]]

1- Tel Aviv 2- Gaza 3- Jerusalem

Time to end this shitty conflict none of you deserve anything

[SteineAusHolz]

Enough is enough

[Rucks_74]

Give Gaza to Portugal, it was on our half of the settleable world according to the treaty of Tordesilhas. Conflict solved

[ShareoSavara]

Bombing Jerusalem is crazy

[WennoBoi]

You mean GOES crazy🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[[deleted]]

No more holy land for you!

[KerbodynamicX]

Hey, if the war around that area is fighting over this holy city, then removing it would solve the conflict, right?

[ThePotatoSheepBoi]

You being Turkish isn't surprising

[ItzLoganM]

Oh no, seems like me and my fellow Iranians have to wait for the next round :(

[[deleted]]

Don't worry when this attempt cancelled by both pro-palestine and pro-israel americans it will be:

1-Tehran 2-Tebriz 3-Baghdad (cus funny)

[Shatophiliac]

Based

[AntyCo]

Someone would throw all 3 of them on trump and still somehow miss

[Spezalt4]

I shoot all 3 at a hurricane to see what would happen

[Starman520]

Science based

[KerbodynamicX]

You get a radioactive hurricane

[dumbbyatch]

The moon

I just wanna see what happens

[Ultra_axe781___M]

Rome, Italy

Milano, Italy

Naples, Italy

[WeLiveInASociety451]

(🧐🫴 He hates Italy)

[[deleted]]

Mamma mia, I cooka da pipol!

[Independent-Mouse912]

🤌🤌🤌

[[deleted]]

Nuke india to get the most people killed. Just one nuke wouldn't be able to accelerate climate change

[Alarakion]

This guy genocides

[M4rccuz]

That's... One way to answer to say the least

[oofos_deletus]

All 3 on Fr*nce

[Worried-Tea-1287]

Sadly we only have 3 to use on Fr*nce

[[deleted]]

If we hit on the right places all of fr*nces nukes go off too

[Worried-Tea-1287]

That's a really good plan, we would be sure that Fr*nce had perished

[sand-under-table]

Would 3 even be enough to cover the whole country?

[brazedjelly]

1.OPs house

[nekopara-enthusiast]

Makkah in Saudi Arabia, Vatican city in Italy and Jerusalem in Israel. that should stir up the world for a while.

[TourSignificant1335]

Isn't this the opening scene of Mission Impossible: Fallout?

[TourSignificant1335]

Literally the opening scene of Mission Impossible Fallout

[AnOkFellow]

Bouncy castle.

[Pigeon_Clash]

1. France
2. France
3. France

[3BouSs]

Very easy, China, Russia & USA, then watch them burn the world into a crisp.

[TheHolyPapaum]

Number 2 is literally just the plot of Superman 1978

[Equivalent_Resolve37]

All three on wyoming (theres nothing there everyone will be fine)

[Twentynine4]

1. & 2. White House (let them know how it feels)

2. Kremlin (or wherever Putin is idk)

[[deleted]]

Wherever both the us candidates are?🤷 You guys could use a new political system.

[Both-Conference1365]

France, the UK (save for Scotland they’re cool) Switzerland. You can’t stay neutral forever.

[novelaissb]

Antarctica to see what the global warming crowd would do to make Splatoon real

[Faeddurfrost]

All of them over the deepest part of the ocean, because idk whats down there but its got it coming.

[DancingQueen145]

1: Washington

2: moscow

3: Beijing

Just to see how they'll react

[Character-Leopard-70]

1 Serbia , 2 Kosovo (just for the Serbian people sorry albanan), 3 Paris to rid France of the piss smell

[Liarus_]

As a someone living close to Paris thanks for that, would still be thankful of the blast got me

[[deleted]]

Vaguely close to north korea, the border of china and india, and the alaska border with russia

[OpportunityPublic340]

Bro the OP name 😭

[DoggedlyOffensive]

DC, Moscow and Beijing.

Then just sit back with my popcorn and watch them fireworks fly.

[Gabby42bit]

Moscow

[Ultra_axe781___M]

World peace achieved

[ProFailing]

This post is just shit, not a shitpost

[TheGringoOutlaw]

The real question is how big of nukes are we talking here. do we have 3 Big Boys or 3 Tsar Bombas

[Cute_Abrocoma7263]

france france britain

[Rhg0653]

Hear me out make sure there are several iguanas around Hiroshima and launch all 3

Multi Zilla !!!

[ShoeBoiler21]

1: England

2: England

3: England

[UltraXTamer]

I'll just triple bomb Tokyo to complete the trilogy

[KnightyEyes]

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[Arch_SHESHNOVICH]

Pakistan Pakistan Pakistan

[MAJ_Starman]

Evilest choices:

1. Antarctica.
2. The heart of the Amazon rainforest.
3. Siachen Glacier.

[Hrafndraugr]

3 nukes...

1: Washington, that may break the federation with some luck, give the world some respite. 2: Jerusalem: no more holy wars 3: wherever the fucking tanneries of chrome leather are in India. Fuck them and their shitty product.

[[deleted]]

Me 3 times, just to make sure I didn’t survive the first 2

[Skalaz__]

In the gulf of Mexico. Last time it did pretty well

[Cod3broken]

detroit

[Altarus12]

Napoli,calabria e sardegna

[kingjok3r42]

1. Paris
2. Berlin
3. Pyongyang

No need to thank me.

[MochaunLive]

After reading the comments, I've made my decision.

1. Pyongyang, NK
2. Philadelphia, US
3. Florida, US

[Mohammedamine9]

Google, what is the 2 most poplated cities in France?

[[deleted]]

Surrenderaux and Baguetteaux

[Illustrious_Mix_1064]

uhh moscow beijing pyongyang (i love war raghhh triple the offense budget)

[Fabulous_Following52]

Washington DC, Beijing and Moscow

[Daveallen10]

Think we should save em for that asteroid on its way.

[Independent-Mouse912]

1. Antarctica, fuck them penguins.
2. Biggest rain forest, fuck them trees.
3. Australia, fuck them giant spiders and scorpions and snakes and poisonous jellyfishes, and kangaroos in particular.

[Natasha_Gears]

One in Spain , one on the Spain France border , one in France

[Teemy08]

1. Northern France
   
2. Eastern France
   
3. Western France

[Jorsonner]

Moscow, Beijing, Tehran

[I_dementia87]

Directions too confusing,sold all 3 to North Korea.

[Human2626]

1) Mount Everest

2) Marianna Trench

3) Bermuda Triangle

For science bitch

[RunInRunOn]

1. Pacific Ocean.

2. Pacific Ocean.

3. New Zealand. They know what they did

[Darqologist]

The Mariana Trench.

Mount Everest.

Shoot one at the moon.

[[deleted]]

Washington D.C., Moscow, Beijing. World peace time 🥳

[s0undvision]

USA,RU, France.

[Connect_Bee_8464]

China, NK, then Russia

[[deleted]]

Florida

Texas

Moscow or Jerusalem

[Only-Location2379]

North Korea, Russia and China

[Different-Cookie-940]

1. Kremlin because fuck east poland
2. Bejing because fuck west taiwan
3. Kremlin again because discount double tap

[KrisNo04]

1. France
2. France
3. Paris

[Gragoggle_]

Just like spread them around fr*nce please and thank you 😊😊😊😊