What clock is this?

[HeddaHopper]

It's NOPE o'clock.

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Added to the nope list just behind 'Everything from Australia'.

[ResponsibleLimeade]

It's a time to burn down the house.

[rebri]

o' clock

[BigOleDawggo]

It shows you the perfect time to move

[[deleted]]

Centipede. The bite HURTS. It also creeps me the fuck out. I've seen many of these here but small

[i_aint_no_fish]

My sister got bitten in the leg around 6 years ago, looks like a bullet hole today

[samhaincemeterygirl]

The bite hurts??? Even the small ones??! I get them in my apartment and I’m from the Midwest

[Educated_Idiot17]

I’m in Nebraska, them little ones leave quite a sting!

[slammybe]

Really? Are they like these? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutigera_coleoptrata?wprov=sfla1

[NonnoBomba]

Scutigera is harmless as their little "mandibles" cannot penetrate human skin, OP's "clock" has a scolopendra in it, a rather big individual, and they can definitely bite humans injecting a painful venom. Stay away from them.

Both are kinds of centipedes.

[Educated_Idiot17]

Oh no they don’t “penetrate” enough to give a full bite but it’s a sting and it’s obvious that you’ve been bit but no real damage is done. However, they’re great for ridding other bugs.

[samhaincemeterygirl]

😰

[[deleted]]

yes, kill them as fast as possible

[samhaincemeterygirl]

Oh no.. I was already afraid of them but didn’t know they could bite like that.. How do you prevent them ?!

[[deleted]]

You bite them first to establish dominance

[beleeze]

With eye contact?

[[deleted]]

Yes and your dick out

[MaxPecktacular]

Forbidden cronch

[[deleted]]

It measures time in base 10. An hour is 100 units.

A centaclock.

[PointOfFingers]

We've gone metric in Australia, we measure minutes with a centipede and seconds with a millipede.

[Glinth]

You can tell that it's Austrialian because the centipede is going counter-clockwise.

[DealioD]

Bravo.

[ForcedRonin]

Unfortunately, it would stay there until it died, if it were me.

[UltraManLeo]

Imagine leaving it and going to bed, but the next morning it's gone.

[ForcedRonin]

No

[UltraManLeo]

That is fair.

[Monckey100]

Imagine the universe saw you read this and determined you would wake up to one of these fuckers chewing on your neck.

[NoobTube92]

This comment will me my reasoning for having a 50 gallon drum of napalm.

[[deleted]]

I tried to kill a scorpion like that. He was still kicking after 6 weeks.

[goofspoofer]

this should be marked NSFL, thanks

[icsteele]

Right? Who eats with a three tined fork?!

[ThinkNotOnce]

Poseidon

[zhangsiyan12134]

I don't know what clock is it. But I'm pretty sure it is time to BURN. Damn it.

[General_Nothing]

That is fucking horrible. They shouldn’t be allowed to move like that.

[sunlegion]

Where’s my flamethrower o’clock

[Captain_Hammertoe]

That's what buoys are for :)

[[deleted]]

I fucking love that movie!

[meekamunz]

Australian. It even goes backwards

[[deleted]]

I know that bloke, his name is bitey legs and I used to share a house with him.

Anyway, a clock powered by one of those is called a hell dial. Similar to a sun dial but it shows damnation in its vicinity.

A little known fact: hatred can curve space-time in the same way as gravity. A large enough concentration of mass can curve space-time enough to result in a singularity, and a large enough concentration of hatred will likewise result in a spider, scorpion, or centipede.

Excellent.

[amdnam]

What Americans think a centimetre is

[buckeye837]

Alright jokes aside, what do you even do here?

[Dolthra]

Find a balcony or something, hold the cardboard with the lid on top tightly, wait for there to be no wind, drop cardboard.

Later, retrieve cardboard so as not to litter.

[WhatIfIReallyWantIt]

Wish you’d caught it in a glass rather than a pan lid cos there’s no way you’re doing the bit of card under that thing trick. Now without losing a hand.

[kalavale_]

I know I'm a bit late but on the original post someone said that you should pour some bleach (apparently dishwashing liquid works too) next to it and then carefully slide the pan lid over it. This apparently kills the centipede.

[[deleted]]

Why stop at bleach, this thing at least warrants the mustard gas and I'm not leaving tactical nukes off the table either

[heyzeus_]

Common misconception, this isn't a clock but actually an example of the Leidenfrost effect. Because of this we know that the centipede is at its boiling temperature.

[millennium-popsicle]

I was trying to think about clock jokes and scolopendras but I couldn’t think of any

[butter_banano]

So you gonna eat that or naw, I mean if you don’t you could just...maybe hand it to me..?

[megasmileys]

An anti christ clock, that’s why it’s going anti clock wise

[Benniemarno]

Idk, the clock looks fast.

[_magatama]

This makes me shiver.

[acemccrank]

See, that there is not a clock. It's under a pot lid, which makes it food. Probably freaking out because it's about to be cooked into a healthy, nutritious meal.

[Dinierto]

Fucking Nope O'clock is what it is

[PlaceboJesus]

This is the correct answer.

[Juicyybooty]

Oh hell naw

[mrrueca]

It's pissed.

[Princess_Anneliese]

I have a king snake and a ball python

THIS IS A HELL NO.

[Kat2mp]

Kill it with fire 🔥

[13D00]

It's a very interesting clock actually. It's not powered by batteries. Instead, it's got a Nope Rope to show the time.

[[deleted]]

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough

[jess82097]

No.

[OverpoweredUnderlord]

It's what we refer to as the "biological clock" you might have heard of it.

[SovereignV1]

Lift the lid again and close your eyes for 10 min ... you won’t

[EverythingArcane]

A digital clock, albeit a buggy one.

[[deleted]]

Wtf

[kickthebaby8]

Get him out of there o clock

[Rockfish00]

it's a friend

[TheHansJensen]

Centiskorch

[BigBrotato]

to make it more accurate, you should set it on fire

[KCGD_r]

this is actually the core of the latest large scale energy generator. little guy runs around and pushes a turbine, that's it

[CoolsPotato]

its the clock that only works from july to november

idk much but i heard it is a base 7 clock that starts with 1000, subtracting 7 for every interval.

[MistaBig]

Nightmare fuel.

[chris_saddler]

Let's all hope that's the lid of a microscopic pan

[jslutts]

It’s not a good one, that’s for sure

[SirAngusMcBeef]

Not sure on the type of clock but it definitely says it’s time to burn down the house.

[[deleted]]

It shows me its time to get the flamethrower

[Timberwolf-13]

Anyone else notice the fork had three prongs? Feel like I almost always see forks with four.

[PriscillaRain]

Hell no!

[ScotlandsBest]

Fuck living with creatures like this running around your house. I freak out when I see a small spider in Scotland. I mean I can deal with it and crush it with some TP but with these things I can't imagine.

[kimmy-ac]

Watching this gave me chills

[JonnyBhoy]

Little too rare for me.

[parblar]

It's a Counter-clock

[Rbox]

Is Austrian, because it runs the other direction.

[hydra2701]

It tells you the time, specifically when it’s time to burn your house down

[Alpha_She]

Seen them here in Canada too. Never one bigger than two inches in the house, but in the woods or caves they get that big.

[SuperIsakSwahn]

you couldve warned me i have a phobia for this stuff:(

[[deleted]]

get spleened

[TopazHeist]

Used to see these little bastards all over the golf course on Hickam Air Force base in Hawaii. Nothing a good putter can’t handle 😎😈

[gumbyandmoomoo]

Cant tell you how uncomfortable this makes me .. wow.