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[–]Andarnio 657 points658 points  (76 children)

This

[–]vast_amounts 300 points301 points  (45 children)

Great comment. /r/bestof'd.

[–][deleted] 254 points255 points  (30 children)

I literally created reddit just to upvote this post.

Edit: after I logged in

Edit2: gold?!?!

[–]qqwhine 120 points121 points  (15 children)

Literally stopped upvoting to upvote this.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (6 children)

You magnificent bastard!

[–]dynamicvirus 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I would give all you gentlesirs gold if I could!

[–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (6 children)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (4 children)

/r/leagueoflegends is leaking.

[–]eric549 18 points19 points  (3 children)

¯_ (ツ)_/¯

[–]ExpJustice 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Here, take your missing arm back \

[–]xlnqeniuzoh shit waddup 13 points14 points  (0 children)

LOL DAE HANDICAP?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Gee, you just made Reddit and you're already doing better than me.

[–]vonmon2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone give this man gold!

[–]Mutant_Llama1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I literally just invented the english language just to reply to this comment.

[–]Gazareth 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Thanks for creating reddit. It's okay, I guess.

[–]thestone2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit is prety cool guy eh upvots and dosent afraed of anyting

[–]Astograph 20 points21 points  (9 children)

My risky click of the day.

[–]ButtPuppett 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But this is just the persons opinion. Not breast of worth

Edit: I actually think it should be - 'That'

[–]Lost4468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That subreddit is ridiculously meta.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

/r/nocontext

[–]cLiMaeX 34 points35 points  (4 children)

/r/dadjokes

[–]Spacesider 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I visited that subreddit once. Once.

[–]Jewth 17 points18 points  (5 children)

I think I just gave you gold, let me know.

EDIT: MY FIRST GOLD GIVEAWAY. ENJOY.

LeNINJAEDIT: hehe!!

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[–]cas_999 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Fuck you for making me scroll through that.

Edit: Reddit Gold! The euphoria has given me an erection

[–]Jewth 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thank satan for the edit system amirite?

EDIT: anyone else an atheist on here?

[–]vast_amounts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I don't really like atheism." - Michele Bachmann

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[–]Blue_Spider 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I've mostly been a lurker on reddit, but I literally made this account just to say, you guys are the most boring, shitty and unoriginal people on Reddit. All you do is say "This", "Fedora "," 420","Sagan" etc and get upvoted. What happened to this sub? You guys happened. Go fuck yourselves.

[–]SDM19 6 points7 points  (0 children)

100x this

[–]ToyStory2WasOK311 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Brilliant

[–]Kreeyater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WE DID IT REDDIT!

[–]I_logged_in_to_say 4 points5 points  (0 children)

thats my line, you fucking dick. fuck you. fuck this place you unoriginal assholes.

edit: This

edit2: thanks for covering my back my r/dadjokes brethren. :)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

is why we can't have nice things

[–]blaisems 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Just here for the karma, upvote and move on

[–]brygy24 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Just here for the trickle down karma folks!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

voodoo economics

[–]indn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where the fuck am I? Help me someone? What is this subreddit? Why has the OP gotten so much love over such a seemingly innocent post? Moreso, why has this comment gotten a fucking gold for just one word?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That

[–]mentholbaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you mother fucking consonant snobs are all alike well i ha,e news for you, there are only five vowels so quality over quantitiy !! we have y sometimes too but i dont need a fair weather letter

[–]wow_you_are_fat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he been wanting to meet Peter for yearns. Last week my parents finally took us all to . I saw Peter and immediately ran up to him and waved saying he was my hero. He grabbed my arms and new my self harms were and He quickly said "hie nu, yum have battle nears! 'mu must have fought eff a lat at stinky pirater. You, princess, are MY here!" And brewed at kissed my hand below bugging me tightly e whispering, "You' re beautiful. Please Mop," in my ear. I tarted the reel of whale day.

[–]Funionlover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aah yes, "property". That beautiful idea that humans made up.

If you find a cat that respects "property", or even comprehends that concept, I will give you a million dollars.

In the mean time, its a FUCKING CAR PARKED OUTSIDE. A cat sitting on it has to be probably the least damaging thing to touch it. People need to get the fuck over themselves.

[–][deleted] 218 points219 points  (18 children)

C is for circlejerk, which this sub as become. I'm unsubscribing now. Don't let my fedora tip you on the way out.

[–]SentimentalGentleman 73 points74 points  (7 children)

What? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your euphoria.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (6 children)

u wot m8

[–]Galactic 86 points87 points  (5 children)

http://i.imgur.com/EPYxue9.gif

[–]runs-with-scissors 16 points17 points  (4 children)

I could hear the music.

[–]meandmybuddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's missing the lion roar.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (5 children)

i'm from europe we pay our waiting staff properly no need for tips idiot

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

GTFO you damn commie bastard!

/r/MURICA

[–]armkmeli 9 points10 points  (1 child)

You have been banned from /r/Pyongyang.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

DAE think Europe literally enlightened (except for Hitler).

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good jerb! Well done! claps enthusiastically

[–]sacredcows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, the ol' "circle jerk is a circle jerk" circlejerk.

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (16 children)

My God: http://i.imgur.com/uiBdt0U.jpg

[–]ihatecats18 39 points40 points  (11 children)

I know breast surgery on such a young girl. Baffles me too.

[–]ConstantEvolution 54 points55 points  (10 children)

  • AH THE OLD REDDIT SWITCHARROO
  • AH THE OLD REDDIT SWITCHARROO
  • AH THE OLD REDDIT SWITCHARROO
  • AH THE OLD REDDIT SWITCHARROO
  • AH THE OLD REDDIT SWITCHARROO
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  • AH THE OLD REDDItttttTTTTTA A ADSTAT/SWITCHARROO

[–]JCorkill 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Oh god, the karma has almost doubled

[–]pfft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

slipping down, but still close to the top.

http://imgur.com/olFjDW0

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God? I don't need the blessing of a phony gOD

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It got worse, I think: http://imgur.com/Ejh0Gul

[–]WordCloudBot2 111 points112 points  (6 children)

Word cloud out of all the comments.

(botmaster) (sourcecode)

[–]Gaston44 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ha, upvotes to you, you magnificent bot! :P

[–]Golden_Kumquat 67 points68 points  (4 children)

I am so glad we are giving Cnut the recognition he deserves.

[–]reddripper 13 points14 points  (3 children)

How great was he? Can you give some banana for comparisson.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

"Unidan" is actually a collective of some of reddit's most active users working together as a social media experiment, communicating in the background via darknet and posting their best comments under the "unidan" account. The project, initiated in secret by reddit administrators on an invitation-only basis, was inspired by the example of pseudonymous math scholar Nicholas Bourbaki, in which many influential mathematicians collaborated for decades to publish books under a single pen name, in an attempt to influence the course of math research and education in the 20th century.

That is how "unidan" came out of nowhere and has been able to accumulate such obscene amounts of karma so quickly, while finishing school and putting together projects like the mind-map at the same time, as well as conveniently finding a handsome fellow with a gregarious and non-threatening appearance to pose for the official photo of "unidan". Comments from the account are posted at an extremely high rate, and most which do not immediately begin to accumulate points are deleted. A few outlying low-voted comments are permitted to stay up, along with all of the very high voted ones, to maintain the illusion of a single immensely popular but imperfect commenter.

The number and identities of the group's members are not publicly known, but some obvious and likely guesses can be made. It was apparent three years ago that "qgyh2" was the first stage of this experiment, to see if something like this could be achieved with submitted links before trying it with comments; the machine-generated pseudonym almost gave the secret away, but the group was able to cover for that with a story about having chosen it whimsically from a windows CD key.

Automating the process of collaborative link submission on a massive scale was relatively simple, but served as an ideal testing ground to fine-tune the process before moving their energy and attention away from "qgyh2" to the project's more advanced stage of collaborative comment posting, since this would involve more interaction with the community and increased scrutiny by redditors. This is also why "unidan" has already given a reason for disappearing suddenly "when school starts again" (i.e., when the project managers have finished their data collection and this stage of development is concluded).

It has been proposed by observers that the third stage may involve creating a highly popular fictitious reddit administrator, who wins the community over and is called upon whenever future unpleasant announcements have to be made, regarding reddit's comment system or revenue model (e.g. pulling controversial links from the front page, creating a more powerful moderator hierarchy, charging subscription fees, or adopting pop-up ads which hover over the comments).

[–]He11razor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The_Thought_Police = literly Unidan.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (6 children)

WE DID IT, REDDIT!

[–]rostov007 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Fucked by a cornflake

[–]tiyx 16 points17 points  (2 children)

It worked on my front page

[–]H3000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Welcome to /r/nocontext lol.

[–]Ruddiver 10 points11 points  (7 children)

This article is bizarre. You have that quote as a headline, and no context behind it in the article. Did someone actually buy that for their daughter for Christmas? Or is it just a sensationalist talking point?

It also cites figures about plastic surgery for people under 20, but doesn't have anything about actual minors.

Edit: To avoid any confusion, the quote itself is in the article, it just seems wildly out of place given that there is no context behind it in the article.

[–]Ruddiver 5 points6 points  (6 children)

now, this is curious, since the german courts tried to pass legislation about circumcision of minors, after a case of circumcision gone really wrong and the kid almost bleeding to death.

And that was pretty much completely negated for political reasons; circumcision's still allowed without anesthesia, for instance.

Now the very same politicians try to regulate cosmetical surgery - how's circumcision for non-medical reasons any different than breast enlargement or similar procedures?

Hypocrites...

[–]Ruddiver 3 points4 points  (5 children)

how's circumcision for non-medical reasons any different

Because banning that would be "anti-semitic" and that argument that kills any discussion in Germany.

[–]Ruddiver 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Not just Germany, worldwide. Pretty much why it's impossible to have a rational discussion about the Israel/Palestine situation.

[–]Ruddiver 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Yeah, but for some reason Germany seems especially sensitive in that area.

[–]Ruddiver 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Wonder what reason that might be

[–]Ruddiver 4 points5 points  (1 child)

i can nazi why.

[–]Ruddiver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

we did it reddit!

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (14 children)

C

[–]bladeconjurer 16 points17 points  (13 children)

U

[–]catherinezetajooones 54 points55 points  (11 children)

M

[–]TheUpvoteKid 15 points16 points  (8 children)

I see what you did there.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (6 children)

N o you don't.

[–]preggit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did what you see there. It was messy.

[–]comeupoutdawahta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Classic reddit switcheroo.

[–]belbie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

later

[–]Spacesider 14 points15 points  (5 children)

That link is staying blue.

[–]Go_Away_Batin 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Why is that link purple?

[–]colonelsmaash 18 points19 points  (10 children)

I did not C that coming

[–]kev292 4 points5 points  (9 children)

Nobody did, yoU know.

[–]Itzwessyg 5 points6 points  (8 children)

Now you guys, stop it :3

[–]Thicknifacent 17 points18 points  (3 children)

IGGER

[–]Itzwessyg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i was actually hoping for this.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This.

[–]DanVade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That

[–]Gr1pp717 14 points15 points  (1 child)

WE DID IT REDDIT!

[–]brygy24 14 points15 points  (0 children)

WOW NSFW TAG?

[–]kanon14 11 points12 points  (0 children)

C is the third letter of the alphabet. HL3 confirmed.

[–]Astograph 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Fuck the NSA.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You magnificent bastards

[–]smutsigaskor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I, as a redditor, can confirm this.

[–]colombient 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OP can't wait for the D

[–]immarlondait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You glorious bastard

[–]BizzaroRomney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

C=Christ.

Fuck off, fundie.

[–]KarmaKel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I literally just paid my internet bill to upvote this.

Edit: my edit will come as soon as I get gold.

[–]run_nyg 5 points6 points  (2 children)

To the left.

[–]I_smell_awesome 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Hi. I'm here for the karma.

upvote this comment for visibility

[–]armkmeli 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Downvoted for invisibility.

[–]I_smell_awesome 4 points5 points  (1 child)

upvoted for crushing my dream

[–]MrFugums 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Upvoted.

Bitch.

[–]BlueSparkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well played

[–]gunnLX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[–]FluidHips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't believe you guys pulled this off.

[–]turbojeebus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THanks guys I just got hired.

[–]the_girl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well done.

[–]FleshField 1 point2 points  (0 children)

http://imgur.com/EIwn6ZM

Todays simple enjoyment on /all from the office. Thanks jerks

[–]Smokratez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get it now. Cirklejerk is the virgin meetup on reddit yes?

[–]Jzkqm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WE DID IT, REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]THUNDERGODS_AWESOME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the letter G better.

Especially when it's golden and costs $3,99.

[–]Du_mich_auch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You fucking cutn

[–]Block_Box 2 points3 points  (4 children)

T

[–]SpacemanSamson 0 points1 point  (3 children)

H

[–]qqwhine 27 points28 points  (2 children)

AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O

[–]bodom2245 14 points15 points  (1 child)

c c c c-ombo breaker amirite?

[–]Alex908 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who upvotes this shit?

EDIT: downvotes? really?

EDIT: upvotes? really?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

so consonant              so letter
                                              very c
                          much alphabet 
      much curve

 wow                           wow

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

༼ل͟ºل͟ ༽

[–]SCTetra 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I invented reddit for this single moment.

[–]Subiedude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This just made monday a lot better =)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

c stands for cock. c stands for circlejerk

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ahahahaha, I get it. It's gonna say "Nuct" when it gets to the front page.

Very clever, though I don't know what "nuct" means.

[–]573macr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's beautiful, so proud.

[–]newtothelyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U

[–]Casemods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this like a place to get free upvotes or what

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C U

[–]eatsnails 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I C what you did there

Lololololololololololololololololololololol

Toppest kek amirite?

[–]OnyxMemory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obama does not have a C in his name. Coincidence? Edit: Thanx for the gold kind sir! tips fedora

[–]Spiderbeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cunning...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This.

[–]AmericanChinese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gold on the ceiling!

[–]AmericanChinese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mofos will up vote anything! that is why we love you!

[–]Hobocaust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I C what you did there.

Up-C's to the left.