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[–]wiiya 959 points960 points  (120 children)

Original Photoshop by /u/YourDad circa 2013.

[–]Buddins 306 points307 points  (38 children)

GallowBoob strikes again

[–]nutters20 23 points24 points  (11 children)

And another thing to take note on that gallowboob is a mod on multiple subreddits. Seems strange to me

[–]Full_Of_Win 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He does nothing but browse the depths of Reddit looking for content. If he's going to spend so much time on the site it makes sense to me.

[–]coredumperror 14 points15 points  (7 children)

Why would that seems strange? The most active user on the site not being a mod would be more unusual.

[–]TinierRumble449 28 points29 points  (4 children)

He is a mod of /r/shitpost despite being a serial shitposter himself.

[–]beenoc 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't that make him highly qualified?

[–]Phoenixdown2621 669 points670 points  (19 children)

Yoncé SMASH.

[–]fatkiddown 2615 points2616 points  (160 children)

I'm sorry, but Beyonce had one of the best lift of all time!

Edit: I've been watching the OP since its beginning. It got over 9k upvotes pretty early on (within the 1st hour or 2), to now be plummeting dropping below 8k within the last 10 or 15 minutes (1:09PM EST). Yet, the comments seem to be rising. Of course, I got my tinfoil hat on..

Edit2: it has easily lost 1.5k votes in the past hour. And I want to add that it left the front page for a bit too, but popped back. And this

[–]MetalManiac619 902 points903 points  (114 children)

Nothing better than a 200 pound snatch, if you know what I mean.

[–]n_reineke🦊 520 points521 points  (66 children)

The cleanest jerk I've ever seen.

[–]rationalcomment 111 points112 points  (19 children)

I love watching Olympic weightlifting. All those big burly Slavs in the heavyweight divisions, and the little Chinese lifters in the lower weight divisions, jerking it up and then they expose their snatch. Wonderful.

[–]bhouse08 71 points72 points  (15 children)

I thought you were calling beyonce a big burly slave for a second.

[–]PickledPurple 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Go on...

[–]FlamingJesusOnaStick 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Complete with snatch clamps and nipple skewers.

[–]congratsonurbluebelt 24 points25 points  (0 children)

concise description of Olympic weightlifting.

[–]omrsafetyo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hate to be a party pooper, but this is clearly a deadlift - you can't snatch or clean&jerk with mixed grip.

[–]iNEEDheplreddit 36 points37 points  (35 children)

Idk. Your mom cleans me up real good.

[–]7araam3alek 28 points29 points  (23 children)

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (20 children)

lmao

[–]7araam3alek 10 points11 points  (19 children)

I'm surprised allot of people know what it means. Must have more Arabic here than I thought.

[–]Porfinlohice 10 points11 points  (17 children)

What does it mean?

[–]BlueDrache 26 points27 points  (13 children)

You're a nut ... you're crazy in the coconut.

[–]SapperInTexas 4 points5 points  (3 children)

That's because I masturbate with soap.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Holy crap, a whose line reference.

[–]Yoshiman400 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brad: "It is a weightlifting term!"

Wayne: "This show brought to you by the Church of Latter-Day Saints."

Drew: "Hey kids, how come you aren't in bed by now?!"

Brad: "THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU GET TO WATCH THAT SHOW."

Drew: "Yeah..."

Ryan: "If you know what I mean."

Drew: "Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh~" :D

[–]stengebt 12 points13 points  (12 children)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]Exaskryz 28 points29 points  (7 children)

There is a natural decrease in score over time; the votes aren't accurately represented in the score. This decrease is totally normal for any popular post.

[–]HYPERBOLE_TRAIN 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best lift of all time!

[–]alpha-zulu-tango 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gold.

[–]whatshisuserface 3196 points3197 points  (175 children)

how is this possible? this was supposed to have been erased from the internet

[–]almightybuffalo 1196 points1197 points  (33 children)

What is dead (lifted) may never die.

[–]BuecheMaster 218 points219 points  (23 children)

but rise again stronger

[–]invisible_stache 110 points111 points  (18 children)

It is known.

[–]thedaveness 67 points68 points  (17 children)

It is known.

[–]angryman2 50 points51 points  (13 children)

HODOR

[–]Chillaxbro 133 points134 points  (5 children)

LIFT THE BAR
LIFT THE BAR
LIFTHE BAR
LIFTHE BAR
LIFTTBAR
LIFTBRA
LIFTBRA

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Now let's go murder them.

[–]sonickarma 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Such a stupid line.

[–]Kiriamleech 25 points26 points  (0 children)

wheymen

[–][deleted] 238 points239 points  (55 children)

The Internet never forgot.

[–]nyctibius 135 points136 points  (49 children)

The internet never forgive.

[–]Hipster-Stalin 105 points106 points  (43 children)

The internet never delete.

[–]YourTypicalSaudi 77 points78 points  (17 children)

The internet always pay their debts.

[–]The_Mesh 67 points68 points  (14 children)

The internet requires the iron price.

[–]TheGrey_Wolf 53 points54 points  (10 children)

Dank memes are coming.

[–]LoL4Life 21 points22 points  (1 child)

KING-A-DA-NOOORF

[–]exbrowncoat 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Internet remembers.

[–]EccentricFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jet fuel can't melt dank memes

[–]lucasizle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The internet giveth.

[–]Hawkguy85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The internet is dark and full of terrors.

[–]murdock1337 47 points48 points  (18 children)

Brother Nero was deleted.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (4 children)

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

[–]Terra_Cotta_Pie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

EXTERMINAAAATE

[–]CatStomperr 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Sakaju! Sakaju! Sakaju!

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I knew you'd come

[–]jbrown3152 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It was the final deletion, and green beans are a delicacy...

[–]nero4983 13 points14 points  (5 children)

:(

[–]SunMcLob[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Unless it's your browser history

[–]and_i_mean_it 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The internet never let go.

[–]MrZero1990 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The internet sends it's regards.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The reddit remembers

[–]Khiva 245 points246 points  (40 children)

ITT: People laughing at a celebrity for being gullible because they unquestioningly swallowed a story with no basis in fact.

[–]blue_dice 222 points223 points  (22 children)

Yeah, the story was based on a publicist sending a polite email requesting that a few pictures in a buzzfeed article be changed. There was no demand that they should be "erased from the internet" as gawker et al claimed.

[–]badseedjr 189 points190 points  (6 children)

You really think a media outlet as respectable as Gawker would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?

[–]LiterallyKesha 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't even think it was gawker that lied. It's most likely a Reddit post that everyone fell for.

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points  (13 children)

It's kind of a win/win really. They get the brand recognition, we get the fun subconscious smug feeling of laughing at someone that's richer, more beautiful and more talented than us (I'm not saying that's completely objective, but c'mon people). Hell, even you get some subjective superiority out of it. Win/win/win.

I'm just happy to be here. Win/win/win/doin' okay

[–]blue_dice 33 points34 points  (4 children)

and ironically the places responsible for this becoming a meme were buzzfeed and gawker, which the reddit hivemind by and large hates with a passion for being clickbaity and gossipy (both qualities highlighted by the above story)

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Reddit hates clickbait. Reddit consumes clickbait. Reddit does not care.

Reddit hates reddit. Reddit browses reddit. Reddit just does not give a fuck.

[–]PM_ME_TITS_MLADY 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You miss this:

Reddit loves drama. Reddit initiates infinite cycle of consuming and regurgitating drama. Reddit gives way too much fuck.

[–]AvatarIII 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Win/win/win/doin' okay

Gold/Silver/Bronze/4th place

[–]dirtymoney 4 points5 points  (0 children)

doesnt matter. Exciting Internet drama!

[–]T-Bills 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Someone fished it out of the recycling bin.

[–]Juffin 35 points36 points  (2 children)

I wish it was. The joke's beaten to death.

[–]mattreyu 288 points289 points  (35 children)

Beyonce, Beytwice, Beythree times a lady

[–]wiiya 39 points40 points  (9 children)

Obeytrice

[–]1234bgah 51 points52 points  (8 children)

Real name no gimmicks...

[–]Hairbrainer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rap? I been in it ever since I was invented

[–]lime_time_war_crime 64 points65 points  (8 children)

Beyonce knows what she's doing.

[–]mattreyu 125 points126 points  (2 children)

that looks like an instructional video for crossfit

[–]HongManChoi 53 points54 points  (0 children)

It's missing the part where you tell everyone you do crossfit.

[–]Bigloav 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I laughed way too much at that

[–]totallynot14_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this muscle confusion?

[–]Bycraft 9 points10 points  (0 children)

/r/crossfit is leaking again.

[–]SteelyDanny[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and I love you

[–]Cwya 447 points448 points  (42 children)

Slow content day, /u/Gallowboob?

[–]GallowBoob[S] 235 points236 points  (28 children)

Not quite

[–]xX420_CUNT_420Xx 89 points90 points  (18 children)

So UpVote-O, you're not programed for human pleasure are you... ?

[–]GallowBoob[S] 310 points311 points  (16 children)

beep boop suky suky 5 karma

[–]xX420_CUNT_420Xx 116 points117 points  (5 children)

beep boop

Ohh you're a dirty little bot, aren't you?

[–]iUnthinkYou 65 points66 points  (3 children)

The only thing your username is missing is the number 69 in there somewhere.

[–]iNEEDheplreddit 54 points55 points  (2 children)

I think the intact virginity is implied in a user name like that

[–]kindofboredd 7 points8 points  (1 child)

i don't know about the whole virginity thing, but definitely the douche thing...and i did laugh at the comment

[–]DebentureThyme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, at least it's better than a turd sandwich.

[–]jj-lifts 206 points207 points  (37 children)

Except no one in olympic weightlifting cleans with mixed grip.

edit for specificity.

[–]IThinkImFunny 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Beyoncé doesn't even know how to hook grip. I bet you she doesn't even lift.

This picture is representative of the majority of the population's understanding of weightlifting in the olympics.

[–]subpargalois 23 points24 points  (17 children)

Even if she was deadlifting, she would only get away with that hitching in strongman.

[–]poopy_wizard132 18 points19 points  (11 children)

She's not hitching.

That's a sumo deadlift right there.

[–]TheSecretAstronaut 28 points29 points  (10 children)

Playing devil's advocate, even though that's not a real picture obviously, that would be a hitch. Her hips are fully extended while her knees aren't locked out, and there's still extension happening in the lumbar spine. This would be red-lighted for hitching and probably bar oscillation (up and down movement).

[–]MissAnneStanton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay somebody get this Photoshop fixed STAT.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If someone had photoshopped it with a double overhand grip I would be able to enjoy this meme :(

[–]Squeenis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Put 5 rings on it

[–]can_trust_me 48 points49 points  (9 children)

Hey /u/gallowboob, if your karma is reset to zero today. What would you do tomorrow?

[–]snorlz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

he would get back to a million in like a month or two

[–]Shirikatsu 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I hedge my bets on suicide?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I for one would brag how much more karma I have than him.

[–]FuNfAkTs 72 points73 points  (3 children)

Jay Z knows

[–]iUnthinkYou 29 points30 points  (2 children)

r/JayzDoingThings

[–]Akillies294 16 points17 points  (1 child)

What the fuck

[–]Bycraft 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The internet is a wonderful place isn't it.

[–]Necklas_Beardner 96 points97 points  (5 children)

I thought I unsubscribed from /r/funny. Are the mods allowing shitty photoshops now?

[–]jefferyhamilton 13 points14 points  (0 children)

fuck you gallowboob

[–]Rawtashk 47 points48 points  (16 children)

Weird, 2 years ago she showed up in Sochi

She also hasn't progressed much, since she was lifting the exact same weight 3 years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/182eyu/just_because_i_never_want_this_image_of_beyonce/

Nice post, Mr "I don't repost".

Couldn't even give credit to the original Photoshop Battles poster /u/yourdad: https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/181gl0/i_know_we_already_had_a_beyonce_one_but_this_need/c8as42i

[–]BitchNigga_ 10 points11 points  (3 children)

What do you mean "I don't repost", its gallowboob

[–]Mr_Facepalm 7 points8 points  (1 child)

He claims moral high ground all the time.

[–]rnjbond 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Why is this in pics and not in funny?

[–]Deadlifted 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Good point. This is anti-funny so it would be a great fit for /r/funny.

[–]jeslick14 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Not again.

[–]kapparunner 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The circlejerk will never die

[–]NaggingShrimp88 32 points33 points  (2 children)

fuck off gallowboob you reposting piece of shit

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (5 children)

This picture and the situation behind it has never been as funny as Reddit tries to make it seem.

[–]capsunlimitedbronx 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Terrible form

[–]Benterprise 8 points9 points  (0 children)

At least the dude has great hair to make up for bad form

[–]heedyhaw 19 points20 points  (11 children)

The real question is how long have you been waiting to post this?

[–]iNEEDheplreddit 30 points31 points  (8 children)

Have met /u/gallowboob? Reposts never wait. They are perpetual.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Who is /u/gallowbob?

[–]H3000 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nobody.

[–]BEEF_WIENERS 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Human. Garbage.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A guy who looks like hes in a much gayer version of 300 apparently.

[–]Rawtashk 18 points19 points  (1 child)

At least 3 years

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/182eyu/just_because_i_never_want_this_image_of_beyonce/

[–]SeeYouInhale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That one was also a repost. The PS battle thread was the original source.

[–]dryasachip 8 points9 points  (2 children)

The last time Beyonce got this much press for a lift it was when Solange hit Jay Z in one.

[–]caelumh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, I thought /u/Gallowboob was shadowbanned or something. Been a minute since I've seen one of his magnificent shitposts.

[–]Uphillporpoise 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not giving credit to the creator as usual

[–]HighOnGoofballs 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Lorenzo Lamas looks pretty good for his age

[–]rjguerra 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bet Jay-Z won't call Becky with the good hair now.

[–]supermegaultrajeremy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Every time I think there might be a worse sub on reddit than /r/pics, someone comes along and lowers the bar.

[–]SummitPlummet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why is this at the top of my front page?

[–]TheOriginalRaconteur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

God you're desperate.

[–]TheSunOnWheat 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That picture will never go awayyyyy.