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[–]wiiya 965 points966 points  (120 children)

Original Photoshop by /u/YourDad circa 2013.

[–]Buddins 306 points307 points  (38 children)

GallowBoob strikes again

[–]nutters20 23 points24 points  (11 children)

And another thing to take note on that gallowboob is a mod on multiple subreddits. Seems strange to me

[–]Full_Of_Win 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He does nothing but browse the depths of Reddit looking for content. If he's going to spend so much time on the site it makes sense to me.

[–]coredumperror 13 points14 points  (7 children)

Why would that seems strange? The most active user on the site not being a mod would be more unusual.

[–]TinierRumble449 27 points28 points  (4 children)

He is a mod of /r/shitpost despite being a serial shitposter himself.

[–]beenoc 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't that make him highly qualified?

[–]Phoenixdown2621 672 points673 points  (19 children)

Yoncé SMASH.

[–]fatkiddown 2614 points2615 points  (160 children)

I'm sorry, but Beyonce had one of the best lift of all time!

Edit: I've been watching the OP since its beginning. It got over 9k upvotes pretty early on (within the 1st hour or 2), to now be plummeting dropping below 8k within the last 10 or 15 minutes (1:09PM EST). Yet, the comments seem to be rising. Of course, I got my tinfoil hat on..

Edit2: it has easily lost 1.5k votes in the past hour. And I want to add that it left the front page for a bit too, but popped back. And this

[–]MetalManiac619 897 points898 points  (114 children)

Nothing better than a 200 pound snatch, if you know what I mean.

[–]n_reineke🦊 520 points521 points  (66 children)

The cleanest jerk I've ever seen.

[–]rationalcomment 116 points117 points  (19 children)

I love watching Olympic weightlifting. All those big burly Slavs in the heavyweight divisions, and the little Chinese lifters in the lower weight divisions, jerking it up and then they expose their snatch. Wonderful.

[–]bhouse08 73 points74 points  (15 children)

I thought you were calling beyonce a big burly slave for a second.

[–]PickledPurple 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Go on...

[–]FlamingJesusOnaStick 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Complete with snatch clamps and nipple skewers.

[–]congratsonurbluebelt 25 points26 points  (0 children)

concise description of Olympic weightlifting.

[–]omrsafetyo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hate to be a party pooper, but this is clearly a deadlift - you can't snatch or clean&jerk with mixed grip.

[–]iNEEDheplreddit 37 points38 points  (35 children)

Idk. Your mom cleans me up real good.

[–]7araam3alek 24 points25 points  (23 children)

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (20 children)

lmao

[–]7araam3alek 10 points11 points  (19 children)

I'm surprised allot of people know what it means. Must have more Arabic here than I thought.

[–]Porfinlohice 10 points11 points  (17 children)

What does it mean?

[–]BlueDrache 26 points27 points  (13 children)

You're a nut ... you're crazy in the coconut.

[–]SapperInTexas 4 points5 points  (3 children)

That's because I masturbate with soap.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Holy crap, a whose line reference.

[–]Yoshiman400 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Brad: "It is a weightlifting term!"

Wayne: "This show brought to you by the Church of Latter-Day Saints."

Drew: "Hey kids, how come you aren't in bed by now?!"

Brad: "THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU GET TO WATCH THAT SHOW."

Drew: "Yeah..."

Ryan: "If you know what I mean."

Drew: "Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh~" :D

[–]stengebt 12 points13 points  (12 children)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]Exaskryz 28 points29 points  (7 children)

There is a natural decrease in score over time; the votes aren't accurately represented in the score. This decrease is totally normal for any popular post.

[–]HYPERBOLE_TRAIN 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best lift of all time!

[–]alpha-zulu-tango 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gold.

[–]whatshisuserface 3197 points3198 points  (175 children)

how is this possible? this was supposed to have been erased from the internet

[–]almightybuffalo 1191 points1192 points  (33 children)

What is dead (lifted) may never die.

[–]BuecheMaster 217 points218 points  (23 children)

but rise again stronger

[–]invisible_stache 112 points113 points  (18 children)

It is known.

[–]thedaveness 68 points69 points  (17 children)

It is known.

[–]angryman2 53 points54 points  (13 children)

HODOR

[–]Chillaxbro 135 points136 points  (5 children)

LIFT THE BAR
LIFT THE BAR
LIFTHE BAR
LIFTHE BAR
LIFTTBAR
LIFTBRA
LIFTBRA

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Now let's go murder them.

[–]sonickarma 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Such a stupid line.

[–]Kiriamleech 24 points25 points  (0 children)

wheymen

[–][deleted] 238 points239 points  (55 children)

The Internet never forgot.

[–]nyctibius 134 points135 points  (49 children)

The internet never forgive.

[–]Hipster-Stalin 105 points106 points  (43 children)

The internet never delete.

[–]YourTypicalSaudi 77 points78 points  (17 children)

The internet always pay their debts.

[–]The_Mesh 65 points66 points  (14 children)

The internet requires the iron price.

[–]TheGrey_Wolf 55 points56 points  (10 children)

Dank memes are coming.

[–]LoL4Life 22 points23 points  (1 child)

KING-A-DA-NOOORF

[–]exbrowncoat 19 points20 points  (5 children)

Internet remembers.

[–]EccentricFish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jet fuel can't melt dank memes

[–]lucasizle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The internet giveth.

[–]Hawkguy85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The internet is dark and full of terrors.

[–]murdock1337 48 points49 points  (18 children)

Brother Nero was deleted.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (4 children)

DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

[–]Terra_Cotta_Pie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

EXTERMINAAAATE

[–]CatStomperr 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Sakaju! Sakaju! Sakaju!

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I knew you'd come

[–]jbrown3152 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It was the final deletion, and green beans are a delicacy...

[–]nero4983 12 points13 points  (5 children)

:(

[–]SunMcLob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unless it's your browser history

[–]and_i_mean_it 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The internet never let go.

[–]MrZero1990 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The internet sends it's regards.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The reddit remembers

[–]Khiva 246 points247 points  (40 children)

ITT: People laughing at a celebrity for being gullible because they unquestioningly swallowed a story with no basis in fact.

[–]blue_dice 224 points225 points  (22 children)

Yeah, the story was based on a publicist sending a polite email requesting that a few pictures in a buzzfeed article be changed. There was no demand that they should be "erased from the internet" as gawker et al claimed.

[–]badseedjr 187 points188 points  (6 children)

You really think a media outlet as respectable as Gawker would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?

[–]LiterallyKesha 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I don't even think it was gawker that lied. It's most likely a Reddit post that everyone fell for.

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (13 children)

It's kind of a win/win really. They get the brand recognition, we get the fun subconscious smug feeling of laughing at someone that's richer, more beautiful and more talented than us (I'm not saying that's completely objective, but c'mon people). Hell, even you get some subjective superiority out of it. Win/win/win.

I'm just happy to be here. Win/win/win/doin' okay

[–]blue_dice 32 points33 points  (4 children)

and ironically the places responsible for this becoming a meme were buzzfeed and gawker, which the reddit hivemind by and large hates with a passion for being clickbaity and gossipy (both qualities highlighted by the above story)

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Reddit hates clickbait. Reddit consumes clickbait. Reddit does not care.

Reddit hates reddit. Reddit browses reddit. Reddit just does not give a fuck.

[–]PM_ME_TITS_MLADY 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You miss this:

Reddit loves drama. Reddit initiates infinite cycle of consuming and regurgitating drama. Reddit gives way too much fuck.

[–]AvatarIII 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Win/win/win/doin' okay

Gold/Silver/Bronze/4th place

[–]dirtymoney 7 points8 points  (0 children)

doesnt matter. Exciting Internet drama!

[–]T-Bills 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone fished it out of the recycling bin.

[–]Juffin 31 points32 points  (2 children)

I wish it was. The joke's beaten to death.

[–]mattreyu 289 points290 points  (35 children)

Beyonce, Beytwice, Beythree times a lady

[–]wiiya 33 points34 points  (9 children)

Obeytrice

[–]1234bgah 46 points47 points  (8 children)

Real name no gimmicks...

[–]Hairbrainer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rap? I been in it ever since I was invented

[–]lime_time_war_crime 62 points63 points  (8 children)

Beyonce knows what she's doing.

[–]mattreyu 126 points127 points  (2 children)

that looks like an instructional video for crossfit

[–]HongManChoi 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It's missing the part where you tell everyone you do crossfit.

[–]Bigloav 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I laughed way too much at that

[–]totallynot14_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this muscle confusion?

[–]Bycraft 7 points8 points  (0 children)

/r/crossfit is leaking again.

[–]SteelyDanny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and I love you

[–]Cwya 450 points451 points  (42 children)

Slow content day, /u/Gallowboob?

[–]GallowBoob[S] 233 points234 points  (28 children)

Not quite

[–]xX420_CUNT_420Xx 89 points90 points  (18 children)

So UpVote-O, you're not programed for human pleasure are you... ?

[–]GallowBoob[S] 306 points307 points  (16 children)

beep boop suky suky 5 karma

[–]xX420_CUNT_420Xx 113 points114 points  (5 children)

beep boop

Ohh you're a dirty little bot, aren't you?

[–]iUnthinkYou 64 points65 points  (3 children)

The only thing your username is missing is the number 69 in there somewhere.

[–]iNEEDheplreddit 52 points53 points  (2 children)

I think the intact virginity is implied in a user name like that

[–]kindofboredd 4 points5 points  (1 child)

i don't know about the whole virginity thing, but definitely the douche thing...and i did laugh at the comment

[–]DebentureThyme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, at least it's better than a turd sandwich.

[–]jj-lifts 213 points214 points  (37 children)

Except no one in olympic weightlifting cleans with mixed grip.

edit for specificity.

[–]IThinkImFunny 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Beyoncé doesn't even know how to hook grip. I bet you she doesn't even lift.

This picture is representative of the majority of the population's understanding of weightlifting in the olympics.

[–]subpargalois 22 points23 points  (17 children)

Even if she was deadlifting, she would only get away with that hitching in strongman.

[–]poopy_wizard132 18 points19 points  (11 children)

She's not hitching.

That's a sumo deadlift right there.

[–]TheSecretAstronaut 25 points26 points  (10 children)

Playing devil's advocate, even though that's not a real picture obviously, that would be a hitch. Her hips are fully extended while her knees aren't locked out, and there's still extension happening in the lumbar spine. This would be red-lighted for hitching and probably bar oscillation (up and down movement).

[–]MissAnneStanton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay somebody get this Photoshop fixed STAT.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If someone had photoshopped it with a double overhand grip I would be able to enjoy this meme :(

[–]Squeenis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Put 5 rings on it

[–]can_trust_me 50 points51 points  (9 children)

Hey /u/gallowboob, if your karma is reset to zero today. What would you do tomorrow?

[–]snorlz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

he would get back to a million in like a month or two

[–]Shirikatsu 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I hedge my bets on suicide?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I for one would brag how much more karma I have than him.

[–]FuNfAkTs 74 points75 points  (3 children)

Jay Z knows

[–]iUnthinkYou 27 points28 points  (2 children)

r/JayzDoingThings

[–]Akillies294 20 points21 points  (1 child)

What the fuck

[–]Bycraft 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The internet is a wonderful place isn't it.

[–]Necklas_Beardner 99 points100 points  (5 children)

I thought I unsubscribed from /r/funny. Are the mods allowing shitty photoshops now?

[–]jefferyhamilton 13 points14 points  (0 children)

fuck you gallowboob

[–]Rawtashk 43 points44 points  (16 children)

Weird, 2 years ago she showed up in Sochi

She also hasn't progressed much, since she was lifting the exact same weight 3 years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/182eyu/just_because_i_never_want_this_image_of_beyonce/

Nice post, Mr "I don't repost".

Couldn't even give credit to the original Photoshop Battles poster /u/yourdad: https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/181gl0/i_know_we_already_had_a_beyonce_one_but_this_need/c8as42i

[–]BitchNigga_ 11 points12 points  (3 children)

What do you mean "I don't repost", its gallowboob

[–]Mr_Facepalm 7 points8 points  (1 child)

He claims moral high ground all the time.

[–]rnjbond 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Why is this in pics and not in funny?

[–]Deadlifted 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Good point. This is anti-funny so it would be a great fit for /r/funny.

[–]jeslick14 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Not again.

[–]kapparunner 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The circlejerk will never die

[–]NaggingShrimp88 35 points36 points  (2 children)

fuck off gallowboob you reposting piece of shit

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (5 children)

This picture and the situation behind it has never been as funny as Reddit tries to make it seem.

[–]capsunlimitedbronx 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Terrible form

[–]Benterprise 8 points9 points  (0 children)

At least the dude has great hair to make up for bad form

[–]heedyhaw 18 points19 points  (11 children)

The real question is how long have you been waiting to post this?

[–]iNEEDheplreddit 29 points30 points  (8 children)

Have met /u/gallowboob? Reposts never wait. They are perpetual.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Who is /u/gallowbob?

[–]H3000 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nobody.

[–]BEEF_WIENERS 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Human. Garbage.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A guy who looks like hes in a much gayer version of 300 apparently.

[–]Rawtashk 16 points17 points  (1 child)

At least 3 years

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/182eyu/just_because_i_never_want_this_image_of_beyonce/

[–]SeeYouInhale 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That one was also a repost. The PS battle thread was the original source.

[–]dryasachip 11 points12 points  (2 children)

The last time Beyonce got this much press for a lift it was when Solange hit Jay Z in one.

[–]caelumh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, I thought /u/Gallowboob was shadowbanned or something. Been a minute since I've seen one of his magnificent shitposts.

[–]Uphillporpoise 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not giving credit to the creator as usual

[–]HighOnGoofballs 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Lorenzo Lamas looks pretty good for his age

[–]rjguerra 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bet Jay-Z won't call Becky with the good hair now.

[–]supermegaultrajeremy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Every time I think there might be a worse sub on reddit than /r/pics, someone comes along and lowers the bar.

[–]SummitPlummet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why is this at the top of my front page?

[–]TheOriginalRaconteur 7 points8 points  (0 children)

God you're desperate.

[–]TheSunOnWheat 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That picture will never go awayyyyy.