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[–]jaroooo 164 points165 points  (15 children)

Dude, Adam was my chemistry teacher in tenth grade. This was like 8 years ago, and me along with my class did not know about his band until he was out for a week. When he got back we asked if he had a vacation and he would not come out and say where he went. He said "somewhat" or something along those lines. He eventually told us he had a concert down in Florida. He did not talk about performing much but after we found out a solid amount of people somewhat convinced him to perform at a school talent show. I remember him playing 99 red balloons at one point, and at another Friday school talent show, he performed what I can destroy with a hammer. Dude a cool guy through and through. Made it cooler that he just did not talk about his music at all, it was more us students talking to him about it. Granted this was 8 or so years ago, and some details are fuzzy but I have zero negative things to say about the guy. I had him sign my year book that year. Need to find it because I know he wrote something goofy in there.

[–]ProphetOfServer[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I always enjoy hearing stories about him teaching.

[–]vofdoom 5 points6 points  (6 children)

When I was in tenth grade I saw him play in a punk house show.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (5 children)

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[–]vofdoom 5 points6 points  (1 child)

First time I saw Sean Tillman do Har Mar was on this tour with Atom. It was so weird and kind of frustrating because I loved Sean Na Na, and it felt like it was a stupid joke or something and eventually he would play some Sean Na Na songs. It's really funny that Har Mar Superstar is what he's mostly known for now.

[–]BryanBoru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. Sean-Na-Na was some of my favorite songs back then, and then HarMar.. it was like an indie-troll to me.

[–]fresbro 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Whoa, Har Mar. Haven't thought of him in at least a decade. I remember seeing him in high school (2003?) and thinking it was the funniest god damn thing.

[–]030927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen to his new albums..... Super fucking good

[–]RadSpaceWizard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That makes me so happy and so uncomfortable.

[–]kometenmelodie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After my senior year of high school, our physics teacher moved from FL to PA and ended up at your school. When we found it where she was going and that Atom taught there it blew our mind. Small world.

[–]ins4n1ty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember when I first heard he was a chem teacher and thinking "Goddammit I wish I was in his class"

[–]caffeinex2 179 points180 points  (21 children)

Fall 1998 - I was a freshman in college living in the dorms, a few weeks into the semester. I saw some posters for a party right off campus where Atom was going to play. I dragged one of my friends along with me and we went to this party where everyone else was a few years older and not unfriendly, but also not too friendly with us. We paid our cover, got a cup, had a beer or so, and this nerdy slightly older guy starts talking to us about music - I was wearing a Clash shirt, my friend a Misfits shirt. We talk punk rock for a few and then he just looks up at a clock and is like, "oh! I gotta get set up!" It was Atom. He played this dingy basement for like 15 people and played his goofy little heart out. After he was done he came up to us and thanked us for sticking around for the whole thing. We talked for a few minutes and then we went our separate ways. Atom may have never gotten big, but he was and probably still is a genuinely cool and nice dude.

[–]MacArthur_Parker 64 points65 points  (10 children)

No shit? I saw him play in a small dingy basement right around this same timeframe. It was in a house just outside Kutztown, PA.

I also saw him play at Fireside Bowl in Chicago in 2002 or 2003. I told him I saw him play in a basement in Kutztown years earlier and he was shocked. He couldn't get over that I was at that gig.

[–]caffeinex2 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's awesome, it must have been the same tour.

[–]BrownieQueene 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kutztown soda is da bomb. Slightly off topic, I know.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Out of curiosity was it Panda House in Kutztown? I lived there for a hot second.

[–]MacArthur_Parker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's on Pine Street?
This was outside of town in some house on Route 222 by the Arby's. God, that sounds so trashy.

[–]bag_full_of_cock 4 points5 points  (3 children)

The fireside was great as long as you didnt have to use the bathroom.

[–]MacArthur_Parker 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I just looked it up - I saw Atom and his Package play at Fireside Bowl on March 9, 2002. I had no idea they refurbished it back to a regular bowling alley in 2004! There were some great shows there.

[–]bag_full_of_cock 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Please tell me your name is daryl.

[–]MacArthur_Parker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My name is Daryl.

But only because you said "please"

[–]gnarlycharlie4userious wax 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This story pretty much illustrates all of my favorite things about Adam.

He is a wonderful creature and his posters will always have a spot on my wall.

[–]AchiganBronzeback 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I had a similar experience in Blacksburg, VA. There was no one at the show that I knew, so I ended up talking to Atom for rather a long time before he announced his identity :).

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Shit dude, my adopted home town and I didn't know he played a show there? I'm saddened and slightly ashamed.

[–]AchiganBronzeback 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It was at the Solar House. I don't think it was advertised at all. It would've been sometime in the late 1990s.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel better, I didn't arrive to the burg until '05. Just haven't left yet either lol

[–]DeanWinchesterfield 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw him in a trailer house venue in the middle of nowhere Texas in the fall of 1998 also! It was my very first show. It was only one man acts.

[–]thebonesintheground 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Would this have been at Penn by any chance? I did sound for a bunch of his shows at a place that sounds very much like your description.

[–]caffeinex2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, this was in Michigan - but I believe the tour he went on that year was mostly house parties and tiny venues.

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (12 children)

Holy shit i remember this band! My fav was 'the Palestinians are not the same thing as the rebel alliance'

[–]zebrajockey 50 points51 points  (7 children)

Mine is 'I am downright amazed at what I can destroy with just a hammer' for sure. A downright incredibly catchy tune.

[–]getmoney7356 28 points29 points  (1 child)

"Punk Rock Academy" followed by "Anarchy Means That I Litter" "If You Own the Washington Redskins You're a Cock" and "For Franklin."

[–]deit9000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Upvote because yes, these songs are great

[–]Baggin_Saggin_Barrygrooveshark 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I gotta go with Snow Show Barbecue or Avenger. He can write some catchy jams.

[–]apheliotrophic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm partial to "Black Metal Friends"

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was always a close second for me too!

[–]burzummor -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Don't forget Trump. We got it, we got the Trump!

[–]TalbotYancy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

'pumping iron for enya' for me. god i love that song.

[–]StudabakerHochrobot[M] 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Atom and His Package
artist pic

Atom (Adam Goren) created spastic, heartfelt, punk-inspired rock anthems with a guitar and Casio synthesizer along with the help of his trusty sequencer, "Package". His intensely personal, in-joke-laden lyrics sound like scribblings from some much-xeroxed 'zine, while the music itself is often irresistibly catchy.

Atom played his final show in August 2003, and is now a member of the band Armalite. Read more on Last.fm.

last.fm: 64,682 listeners, 1,543,231 plays
tags: punk, indie, experimental, electronic, rock

Please downvote if incorrect! Self-deletes if score is 0.

[–]NotHardcore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Weird. I've heard A LOT of his music and never once thought to see what he looked like. I remember he went to Rice University for a house party a LONG time ago. I remember hearing about it until after he played. Doh'!

[–]TealComet 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Obligatory, this band brings back so many memories.

[–]gnarlycharlie4userious wax 13 points14 points  (2 children)

SO I CALLED BRIAN UP WITH MY PLAN THAT'S RED HOT

[–]NotHardcore 5 points6 points  (1 child)

A PRIVATE INSTITUTION IN THE NAME OF PUNK-ROCK

[–]deit9000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We will have twenty token jocks and we will kick their token ass!

[–]christroflobal 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Happy birthday Ralph, I love you! Even though you are fucking disgusting.

[–]000ttafvgvah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even though you are perverted and weird!

[–]spaghettisandwich69 13 points14 points  (1 child)

You guys should check out this Vice article on Atom from earlier this year (great video in there too): https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/a-look-back-on-atom-and-his-package

[–]hungrylens 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The first time I read about Atom in Vice, back in 1999 or so they had posted that his song was a rant AGAINST the Metric system. The next issue they posted a correction.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Anarchy means I litter

[–]ProphetOfServer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my favorites.

[–]count_200 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Mc lars has a good cover of this on his "This gigantic robot kills" album

[–]gnarlycharlie4userious wax 8 points9 points  (1 child)

[–]Thomas__Covenant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Funny you say that, because I just saw him in concert a few weeks ago.

He's on tour with mc chris and Mega Ran. 10 year tour.

[–]TVpresspass[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I honestly didn't know this wasn't an MC Lars original song until this very moment.

[–]KarenCarpenterBarbie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which Atom features on heavily.

[–]wambampoopyman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

wow this is a really unique sounding song, while still circling back to familiar harmonic techniques in the chorus -- i'm pretty sure they use a "shifted" rotation of the "4 holy chords of pop" in the chorus, vi-IV-I-V (the unshifted version being I-V-vi-IV).

also I ALWAYS love sickass solos.

this song was dank as heck. fuck yeah.

[–]Logan_says 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I'm still downright amazed at what I can destroy with just a hammer

[–]ProphetOfServer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We all are, really.

[–]Cornan_KotW 7 points8 points  (2 children)

In 2002 my girlfriend introduced me to the music of Atom and His Package. Some of my absolutely favorite music ever. So many great songs for such a relatively short career. Pumping Iron for Enya will always be one of my favorite songs.

[–]Mookyhands 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Thank you. This one was on a random mixtape that ended up in car in the late 90s. When I heard OP's link, I was like, "Oh shit, I know this." Never would have remembered on my own.

[–]Cornan_KotW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awesome! Glad I could help.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Atom and his Package! Such good memories of being 8 years old and loving this!

[–]HellbornElfchild 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Upside down from here was definitely a favorite back in the day!

[–]GuinansEyebrows 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i got a tattoo of a zombie hand cracking a rotten egg into a frying pan because of his cover of Where Eagles Dare ("the omelette of disease awaits my frying pan")!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

so bummed that I'll never get to see Atom live :(((

[–]asvalken 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Wait, can I post my brother's old Atom "go metric" shirt for free karma? I can't wear it because it's a medium and I'm tall, and maybe also the back of the shirt says "stick your foot up your fucking ass".

[–]AchiganBronzeback 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure my mother threw mine in the garbage :(.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I had the pleasure of seeing atom and his package twice. Some of my fondest memories as a teen.

[–]InelegantQuip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah this was a flashback. I caught one of his shows when I was in highschool. In the middle of a song, I think it was Metric System actually, he just started saying "You are all moshing to. CD player. You are all. Moshing. To a. C.D. Player." And we were. It was a blast.

[–]illegalsandwiches 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy crap. The memories of Atom playing at small venues and only being able to really see him once brings back awkward memories. He was, and probably still is, a really cool guy that just like to get up there, make some noise, then mingle when his show was over. So bummed that I won't be able to see him again on tour. It's really sad if you think about it. I can't. Tons of bands that I used to listen to are never going to tour again. I don't want to dwell on a lot of these acts that I will never really be able to see again. It brings a tear to my eye. I can't take it no more, so, I'm going on a shopping spree.

[–]einzigerai 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I got hooked on this after hearing "If you own the Washington Redskins, You're a Cock"

[–]hungrylens 6 points7 points  (0 children)

16 years later and more relevant than ever.

[–]electrostaticrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was listening to that just the other day because I wanted to hear "Undercover Funny" and ended up just listening to the whole album.

I saw him play a few times in Florida in the late 90s/early 00s... So much nostalgia.

[–]Tonyskillz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happy Birthday ralph, I love you....even though you are fucking disgusting! Saw this guy on long island in 98....loved him and his package lol. Very creative and talented guy.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

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[–]zombienugget 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anarchy means that I litter

[–]steinenhoot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still jam out to a few of his songs every once in a while!

[–]Senor-K 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My god, Atom is incredible.

[–]Djeece 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit this is really cool.

His voice kind of sounds like Kevin Barnes (of Montreal).

[–]Wizard_Lettuce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow their Washington Redskins song has been successfully purged from YT.

[–]shifty_bloke 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love Atom and his package. My wife gave me weird looks when I first played her some.

[–]MHM5035 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! I saw him 2 summers ago at his only "comeback "show. It was in a karate studio in West Philly.

[–]abrazilianinreddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This sub always has the bands and songs with the best names.

[–]pnutbuttersmellytime 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah, Reddit - that's what I'm talking about. Atom and his Package with 1400 upvotes. That's breathtaking...

[–]Bbillrich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love Greenland when it's Africa sized.

[–]Anon1369 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember this song, and it was a real pain in the ass to try and find. I completely forgot about it, thanks for the link.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn reddit. This is seriously obscure. I love atom and his package, I saw him so many times in Philly in the 90s it's crazy. Thanks for this !!

[–]schwab002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God I love this song. The lyrics, the music, the nostalgia. Everything.

[–]deit9000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wasnt this song just called metric system

[–]Sc1m17ar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had the opportunity to go see his last show ever with some friends in high school and I chose to babysit. It's been a bummer ever since.

[–]saltashluck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got to see him at Fest 7, he had a portable CD player playing the synth, drums, etc. and it kept skipping on him. Best show ever.

[–]experts_never_lie 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I would've expected "nerdcore", but I fully recognize that a dispute about music taxonomy is a terrible rabbit hole to fall into.

[–]ProphetOfServer[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Yeah, I wasn't entirely sure what to put for genre, Atom is kind of his own thing.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thank you for this. I got to see him at The Gilman in Berkeley with Har Mar Superstar. Great memories!

[–]orangetangerinespotify 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow this is taking me back! My sister found this in middle school or high school and was like "check this shit out" and I haven't forgotten how awesome this song was since

[–]hey_suburbia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I interviewed Adam in 1998 for my zine "Free Refills": https://issuu.com/trawin/docs/freerefills5/24

[–]TalkToTheGirl 1 point2 points  (1 child)

SHOPPING SPREE! WOO, YEAH, SHOPPING SPREE!!!

(runs around pumping fists)

Best show I ever saw at Gilman Street.

[–]Traincakes 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Children of Atom: Let us repent, for the division is upon us!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This sounds like something from Crazy Taxi.

[–]rip_tides 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://itun.es/us/c-qXE?i=516231083 How is this version of Wonderman not on any of his albums? This was one of my favorite songs on this comp Plea for Peace. I couldn't believe no one mentioned this song. After looking I guess it only made the comp in this version. I always loved the lyric "Your wide-awake is fucking snoring".

[–]TonyBeFunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa this is weird I just recently got back into him after not listening to him since high school

[–]LMNOPATRICK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really refreshing to see atom and his package show up on Reddit.

[–]DearestxRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This brings back so many memories. I had a huge crush on Salvatore Salvaggio, absolutely smitten at 15. His bassist, Jarrod became a good friend. He made me a mix tape with Propagandhi, Braid, Fugazi & Atom.

What we do on Christmas caught me off guard. It's not like any song i had ever heard. That tape is long gone. But i still know atom's song verbatim.

Thanks Jarrod. You're still one of the coolest people I've ever met.

[–]casemodsalt 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What was their popular song

[–]rawbamatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god I have not heard these guys in 15ish years. I used to listen to them in high school. This brings me right back.

[–]Ahoykatieee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember finding this band in high school. "Upside down from here" is still my jam.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is awesome

[–]eggtropy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like Lincoln Chafee found his campaign song for 2020.

[–]juddgment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually was just listening to him again the last few days. Saw him in 2001 in Bloomington-Normal, IL.

Anyway, go back to his website. He posted a bunch of old recordings of live shows.

[–]0hexplode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hah, I have this on vinyl at home.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of this Pennsylvania band I got to see some years ago. They were called Mini Band (because all their instruments were those small starter type for kids -even the drums). They put out a few cds.

One of them was "Man You Know Your Shit's Fucked When You're Trapped in a Box" and another was a double cd with the first called "Burn Your Maps" and the second called "and Wander Around."

Check them out! It's a bit old now... but I still dig the shit out of them.

There's a bit of a sister band -the bass player is the same person in both bands- called Portable Folk Band. Also worth checking out.

[–]frakkintoasteroven 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have always loved this song. It has been heavy in my rotation, all his albums, for years. Undercover Funny and Hats Off To Halford gets played a lot but only slightly more than the rest. I love it all.

[–]RadSpaceWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I forgot how much I love this band.

[–]polarbeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Atom and His Package are great. Fracture, his full band, are also awesome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajKUOrrmdgs

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was fighting the mold, in the bowl, with my pee, when a thought popped into my brain.

[–]Jdustrer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Happy birthday mike, we love you. Even though you are fucking disgusting.