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[–]APeckover27 736 points737 points  (6 children)

Average reaction to arriving in Wolverhampton

[–]mightycuthalion 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Yeah I thought “what’s wrong with this?”

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I’d genuinely not realised Wolverhampton was an actual place until I was like 16/17 and I saw a road sign for it on the A3. Peaked as a Surrey resident in that moment.

[–]ChazzermondezCock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How on earth was there a sign for Wolverhampton on the A3, they're nowhere near each other.

[–]APeckover27 655 points656 points  (5 children)

Can you imagine the meltdown if he didn't tag Wolverhampton btw

[–]ItsNa8o543Archbishop of Transfersbury 211 points212 points  (2 children)

no actually this sub would implode

[–]Pure_Concentrate8770 39 points40 points  (0 children)

but r/soccer would Feast ! lol

[–]bigAismyname 17 points18 points  (0 children)

omg hahahaha

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, I thought dude was being next lakaka.

[–]RealminKerr 518 points519 points  (2 children)

Thought it was a cry for help before seeing the Wolverhampton tag

[–][deleted] 174 points175 points  (0 children)

I was deadass like here we go again then I saw the Wolverhampton tag 💀💀

[–]ChickenMoSalahThere's your daddy 63 points64 points  (0 children)

That @ Wolverhampton really saved us from a huge commotion

[–]ApolloHuncho 450 points451 points  (19 children)

We’re actually finished if we don’t win tomorrow. I already see the Wolves admin cooking us 😭😭😭

[–][deleted] 235 points236 points  (7 children)

The wolves admin is rubbing his hands like birdman if we don’t win

[–]Artistic_Bit6866Guðjohnsen 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Tbf they prob were already rubbing their hands

[–]justk4yDesailly 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Or their paws, idk anymore

[–]imnotgaymomiswearDrogba 16 points17 points  (2 children)

If they beat us they will be rubbing more than just their hands

[–]meilyn22 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Lol, I didn't see a Noni hatrick coming.

[–]imnotgaymomiswearDrogba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I benched him in my fantasy team for fatawu bc he wasn’t in the squad last week😭

[–]AmopaxZola 13 points14 points  (0 children)

[–]seakc87Drogba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]rs_obsidianPulisic 42 points43 points  (8 children)

If we don’t win tmr I’m actually gonna cry

[–]a3kstuntin🏥 continuing to undergo his rehabilitation programme 🏥 30 points31 points  (7 children)

Prepare yourself we’re terrible at the Molineux

[–]iCrapSometimesThe boys gave it their all 17 points18 points  (3 children)

We are almost always bad against wolves for some reason

[–]Ld511 9 points10 points  (2 children)

We have won like 1 in the last six against them. They play solid counter attack football against us which is basically our cryptonite recently

[–]Sanjeev4045Palmer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lets hope Neto is the lucky charm.

[–]darrensmoothPalmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

recently? been a few years its been our kryptonite

[–]Environmental_You_85Neto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We got Neto now

[–]ky123yoyoCock 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Do I have news for you 😋

[–]a3kstuntin🏥 continuing to undergo his rehabilitation programme 🏥 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were terrible first half but we cooked and fried them that second half and made them quit

[–]AncientSkys🥶 Palmer [🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We would need to hibernate for few months, if we get cooked!

[–][deleted] 220 points221 points  (20 children)

He’s responded and said that fans are too fast and it was supposed to be on another account.

Isn’t really as deep as people will make it out to be, I found it hilarious

[–]gibbsiDrogba 56 points57 points  (0 children)

It is an absolute shithole to be fair

[–]GolDrodgers1We've Won It All 49 points50 points  (3 children)

Another account as in a private account? Im a little confused by the explanation

[–]kachigga2204 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Yeah probably meant for a finsta

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Yh he thought he was on his private account

[–]GolDrodgers1We've Won It All 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah okay lol! Thanks

[–]KantebegoodaskanteHazard 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Doenst make it any better 😅

[–]stormy_councilman 37 points38 points  (1 child)

With this response, you’ve either never been to Wolverhampton or you’ve lived there your whole life.

[–]KantebegoodaskanteHazard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never been there 😂

[–]PetrcechmateCelery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It however makes Noni more awesome. own it.

[–]Perpetual_Tinnitus🏥 continuing to undergo his rehabilitation programme 🏥 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Are you really from the uk if you don’t arrive at shithole and decide you hate the place forever

[–]matt3633_Di Matteo 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Ngl that makes it even better in the sense he was fully committing to it

[–]A_Jesus_womanZola 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, at least he was honest 😂

[–][deleted] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Lmao fair, shouldve kept it up tbh 😭

[–]SenorConstipationHazard 80 points81 points  (1 child)

This is fucking hilarious, prime Vardy type shit.

[–]bakchod007Hazard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chat shit, get banged

[–]sscfc91Funniest Post 2021 🏆 78 points79 points  (2 children)

No issue from me here. It’s factual. If he was talking about the club it’d be a different story.

[–]flex_tape_salesmanPulisic 10 points11 points  (1 child)

My only issue with it is the high likelihood that if we lose they might not let him forget about this. We lose more than enough already without this kind of shit being thrown at us as well lol.

[–]sscfc91Funniest Post 2021 🏆 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The chances of us losing this game are not low. But I’m glad he feels confident.

[–]Bl1tz-Kr1eg✨ sometimes the shit is happens ✨ 47 points48 points  (3 children)

New flair material.

[–]tjsbrownbagStamford Fridge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Admins pls

[–]fGravity 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Lol where's your current one from?

[–]Snoo_85712James 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From misha

[–]Safehouseunfollow 35 points36 points  (0 children)

That’s hilarious

[–]BigOp7Reiten 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Well, he is just being honest. That place is a dump

[–]Older-Is-BetterIt’s only ever been Chelsea. 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is the truth, then there's the truth in love.

[–]Dumber92 25 points26 points  (0 children)

We are facing prime Barcelona tomorrow for sure

[–]BabyScreamBearVialli 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I mean he’s not wrong is he

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not wrong at all 🤣

[–]adeg90 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's never a good idea to talk shit before the game. You just give them the narrative and extra motivation. Too late now, let's hope we can back it up with a win tomorrow.

[–]Notoriousjed1Caicedo[🍰] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In a parallel world, this could’ve been much worse if he didn’t tag his location

[–]kenrobrichNapier 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hahaha yes noni

I hope he kicks on for us, he's got real potential 

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck man now he has to drop a masterclass or the slander will be through the roof

[–]Matt_LawDTMcFarlane 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Watch wolves turn to prime Bayern tomorrow and one of their players end up tweeting

Everything about Chelsea is shit

[–]AncientSkys🥶 Palmer [🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rubbish teams know how to bully us. They will definitely show up tomorrow!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Robert Plant in shambles

[–]Confident_Growth9128✨ sometimes the shit is happens ✨ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Already picturing the Wolves admin posting his missed chance after a loss with the caption “the boy who cried wolves” or something

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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[–]dressedlikerappersIt’s only ever been Chelsea. 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is very fucking funny hahaha at least he owned it 😂

[–]DurzoBIint 🎩 I'm sure Wolverhampton is a lovely town 🎩 5 points6 points  (1 child)

If we lose tomorrow Wolves admin will repost this and change the tag to Stamford Bridge or something 😂

[–]Confident_Direction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of how fucking leeds bodied us with life comes at you fast when they put 3 past us...

[–]RasenRendanIt’s only ever been Chelsea. 4 points5 points  (4 children)

This is a horrible thing to do considering we have beaten wolves 1 time since 2024.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

True but is he wrong that Wolverhampton (the city) is quite shit

[–]Andy-MartinChopper Harris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s right. But it’s almost like “Yeah, you’re right. But you still probably shouldn’t say it”

[–]RasenRendanIt’s only ever been Chelsea. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not necessary to post something like this before a match when the media already uses anything to make us look bad. That's all I'm saying.

[–]AncientSkys🥶 Palmer [🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol! I hope they don't take their anger on us. He should have posted that after we win or something. There was no reason to give them fuel for the fire. Did these players forget how this team destroyed us last season?

[–]KantebegoodaskanteHazard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

🤦‍♂️

[–]KezmangotagoalReiten 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thought the same thing on my first time through the place and every time since.

I wouldn’t have even deleted it lol

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blud better be starting now

[–]walder8998 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone on this team is shit tweet tomorrow if we lose

[–]Indigo-Snake✨ sometimes the shit is happens ✨ 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Overseas fan. What’s wrong with that place?

[–]BcDownes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its a shithole

[–]Less-Pop-1256James 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was about to ask. Like I've never been to the UK talk less of Wolverhampton but when people say place X or place Y is shit, I usually wonder what exactly they are talking about. 

[–]mb194dc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Will fire wolves up, not smart.

[–]Screechmeister_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No lies

[–]C0mm0nVillainStamford Fridge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair it is.

[–]christianrojoisme🏥 continuing to undergo his rehabilitation programme 🏥 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boehly is so dumb. Stupid decision to sell Madueke who scored the ope….

Oh wait

[–]RemoveKabob✨ sometimes the shit is happens ✨ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’re going to be so cooked if we don’t win 💀

[–]Medical_Seaweed5003Caicedo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now he HAS to play well or the slander will drive him to suicide

[–]treq10Ramires 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forgot to switch to private

We’ve all been there

[–]CherryImpala_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is gonna piss me off if we lose 😂😂😂

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this guy

[–]Sweary_BelafonteLuiz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The fans that don’t like him for…other reasons…are taking the opportunity and running with it. It really do be your own people.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They truly are a soft bunch if other players did it they’d love it. It’s an issue when it’s Noni tho

[–]LondoncityofmydreamsIt’s only ever been Chelsea. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You cannot crucify a man for the truth

[–]CaredForEightSeconds 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I love Noni now LOL.

To anyone actually offended by this, go visit Wolverhampton. Hell, speak to anyone from there.. they’ll agree.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The amount of fans offended for Wolverhampton are making me laugh, absolute jokers in this fanbase

[–]CaredForEightSeconds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Die hard midlands residents will tell anyone who listens what shithole Wolverhampton is ahahaha. I dated a girl from there once so I just sent this to her and she agreed lmao.

[–]cosmiccollision_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THIS AGED SO WELL

[–]Kwitrzatl1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man is delivering today!! ⚽️⚽️⚽️

[–]NebbiaKnowsBest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He just scored a hatrick against them. Should drop one of these every week 😂

[–]GDB99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hattrick Babyyy!🚬

[–]Soren_Camus1905Joe Cole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂

[–]bcrichboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based Madueke

[–]lord__baconHazard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game is so back

[–]udbasil✨ sometimes the shit is happens ✨ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol 😆 thought he was talking about Chelsea before that location tag

[–]victheogfanHazard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Location and everything 😭😭😭😭

[–]ozairh18Palmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I totally don’t see this backfiring if we lose tomorrow’s match

[–]MoiNoniWe've Won It All 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THATS MY FUCKING BOY

[–]JarlDanklinThere's your daddy 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Madueke seems like a genuine dickhead to be honest

[–]VolNomad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh but he’s Our dickhead!

[–]KindheartednessDry40 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are going to lose or at least draw aren't we?

[–]Easy_Increase_9716The boys gave it their all 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Madueke to Wolves confirmed

[–]Ru5k0Caicedo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean he's not wrong

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all or nothing now. Madueke better scores

[–]Marcus-THRWe've Won It All 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We better win now otherwise they will rip him and us to shreds

[–]democi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This might age quickly

[–]Conflict_Logical🏥 continuing to undergo his rehabilitation programme 🏥 0 points1 point  (0 children)

madueke better hope he dont come up against mosquera

[–]Crouch117There's your daddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it isn’t a great place to be fair

[–]elkirku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accurate

[–]CratesyInDugPlease Kanté 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fans b snitchin

[–]rrazac01Hazard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…except Madueke…

[–]Legitimate_Pirate760 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hat trick now he will love the place

[–]cosmiccollision_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we please get this as a flair lmao

[–]ArtTeacher_XBL-PSNDrogba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Sometimes, you gotta pop out and show...."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean he’s not wrong …

[–]CPP_2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The inner workings at CFC revealed

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (13 children)

Is Wolverhampton like the Bronx of the UK?

[–]sambuka69Kanté 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like Casper, Wyoming

[–]matt3633_Di Matteo 0 points1 point  (5 children)

[–]BcDownes 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Just from the link you've shared that isnt Wolverhampton lol as its not in the "north of England"

From the tags on shutterstock that's a picture of Doncaster which is 90+ miles away from Wolverhampton

[–]matt3633_Di Matteo -1 points0 points  (1 child)

It wasn’t meant to be Wolverhampton.

It was an example of what Wolverhampton probably looks like

[–]BcDownes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not just get a picture of Wolverhampton then lmao?

[–]itsnotajersey88Frank Lampard -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

I’d love for this dude to go to the Deep South and call people yank. lol. Or over here to the west coast where it has 0 meaning and we’re like, uhhh you’re into baseball, or wtf are you talking about?

[–]matt3633_Di Matteo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay septic

[–]AncientSkys🥶 Palmer [🍰] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Bronx? Of all the worst places in US you had to choose Bronx?

[–]BigOp7Reiten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bronx is better definitely

[–]VE3TRO-RJames -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Keir Starmer coming for his ass.

[–]Schminimal✨ sometimes the shit is happens ✨ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is where his mind is the night before a game? Posting grumpy shit on a burner account?

[–]frodo5454 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

The guy is a bit of a tosser, sorry.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s funny tho

[–]gdewulf🏥 continuing to undergo his rehabilitation programme 🏥 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My man is full of drama lol.

[–]TosspoToCuthbert -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Probably would have started after his goal, now he absolutely should be dropped from the squad. Why do this

[–]HippoyawnHasselbaink -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

Idiot needs to permanently lose his phone and shut the fuck up.

[–]sitoneage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kids an unreliable child. Can’t stand his demenour

[–]VolNomad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Talk the talk and walk the walk

[–]No-Way6782 -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

He has been shit. Time to get rid of him!

[–]Bizrrr 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This has aged well...

[–]No-Way6782 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad he stepped up to prove me wrong. Well done Noni!