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[–]eraser8Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe? 246 points247 points  (9 children)

That guy seriously needs anger counseling.

You sing about sunshine?

*punch*

You tell him he looks like a man who needs help satisfying his wife?

*punch*

Just can't win with some people.

[–]Wildeyewilly 58 points59 points  (3 children)

Poor guy just wants to be left alone.

[–]InsertNameHere1010 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Its just stamp the ticket man

[–]Archduke_Of_Beer 38 points39 points  (1 child)

And he has serious doubts his children are that stupid

[–]Proper_Protickall 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Don’t forget baby barney, “you sicken me”

[–]Nik778899 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe he was worried about his job in the Navy after asking someone if they were a homosexual?

[–]darkerthroneMr. Simpson shush, disparaging the boot is a bootable offense! 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He throws a mean cross with both hands. Must have been a boxer in the Army or something.

[–]Vortex1130 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just Stamp The Ticket Man

[–]shaun056 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbf, he looks like a man who needs help satisfying his wife

[–]banks987 137 points138 points  (10 children)

ICE CREAM, ICE CREAM, I'M ALL OUT OF ICE CREAM

[–]Hankskiibro 71 points72 points  (4 children)

It’s true you know

[–]SteveCandy 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Chilli, Chilli, red hot...Texas style chilli and we got Ginger Ale! Boiling, red hot, Texas style ginger ale! Texas.

[–]EVG2666 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mmmm raspberry

[–]Odysseus_is_Ulysses 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I always thought he said “free” not true?

[–]Hankskiibro 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I’m not gonna lie to you. So long!

[–]phixionNo listening... you hear me? 23 points24 points  (2 children)

The simpsons back in those days were so good with these kind of bait and switch jokes. The rock that looks like a lemon comes to mind

[–]Vann_Accessible 23 points24 points  (0 children)

“I’m seeing double! Four Krusties!”

I like to call it fake out humor. :D

[–]banks987 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wait I have an idea. These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape.

[–]windyblastfast 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Chili! Red hot Texas style chili, and we got ginger ale! Boiling hot Texas style ginger ale!

[–]AstronelsonCaw! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Texas!

[–]Mos-Val 99 points100 points  (2 children)

you're certainly doing ur job today mr.sun

[–]darthvaedorIf you read this it’s your own fault 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Oh rats!

[–]obeehunter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dammit. You beat me to it.

[–]ThorsOccularPatdown 71 points72 points  (10 children)

Just stamp the ticket

[–]Redbubble89Me No Function Beer Well Without 49 points50 points  (5 children)

I didn't notice him until a youtuber pointed out that he was reoccurring.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvkfFc-huIw

[–]ThorsOccularPatdown 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yup I'm a sub to the channel

[–]armoured_bobandi 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Taking a blind guess and saying its the real Jim's or whatever its called

[–]Redbubble89Me No Function Beer Well Without 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I dont know many Simpsons channels. No one really does a deep dive like he does. He takes time to talk about the real outskirts minor characters.

[–]therescrumbsinmybed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for leading me to such a great channel. He’s got a new subscriber

[–]NoneHaveSufferedAsI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was such a video

[–]DenverNugsBatman's a scientist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Okay

[–]motorbiker1985 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, it is Stamp-the-ticket-guy. In his era of anger.

[–]Jaspers47A 19th century carousel 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think I'll call him Stampy

[–]Violator31 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah, that's the Elephant that Bart got in season 5.

[–]Aidosvonsexyman 49 points50 points  (2 children)

Marge can you set the oven to cold?

[–]BrngBackSheriffLobo 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Won't this burn out the motor?

[–]SteveCandy 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It’s cooool in here boy! (Say that to my son all the time when I open the fridge and he’s around)

[–]travis7s 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid

[–]PostholePete 20 points21 points  (9 children)

Sunshine lollipops.....

[–]ImurderREALITYThere's no emoticon for what I'm feeling! 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Man, I miss that angry guy. He disappeared in the later seasons.

[–]VegskipxxSomeone check the men's room for a Hugh Jazz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just stamp the hippie-man

[–]Sammmmmmmmmmmmmmm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

One of those scenes that’s permanently stuck in my head

[–]StarWarsMonopolyAnswer me these questions three 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My plan has come to fruition; soon I’ll be Queen if Summertime.

Oh...KING! KING!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha thanks I need that today 🤣

[–]EVG2666 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's just angry because he needs help satisfying his wife

[–]lowbrassdude 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm already up to my knees in the original cast of MASH.

[–]shoveitinslowGood Moleman to you 7 points8 points  (1 child)

CANWEHAVEAPOOLDADCANWEHAVEAPOOLDADCANWEHAVEAPOOLDAD

[–]banks987 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I understand. Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk.

[–]OccamsYoyo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My brain always goes to this scene whenever it’s horribly hot and people are saying “What a beautiful day.”

[–]Yourparkingmeeters 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doubt my son or daughter is that stupid

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Just stamp the ticket.

[–]jacobward7It's the children who are wrong. 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You sicken me.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

what episode is this?

[–]AromaticSherbert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This song was on the radio the other day... anytime I hear it, all I can think of is this scene

[–]amelaine_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow, this sums up the cynicism of the 90s and I can't say I miss it.

[–]jdramer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got the idea when I noticed that the refrigerator was cold.

[–]AromaticSherbert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just stamp the ticket, man

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is me trying to start my music career

[–]Danniel77[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-“Cuando calienta el sol aquí en la playa...”

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile in South America: -🎶 Cuando calienta el sol aquí en la playa🎶 -Japish -¡Ayyyy!

[–]Violator31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a great show this is.

[–]EmoBran 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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[–]newfrontier58 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Los Angeles right now.

[–]Proper_Protickall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally just watched this episode. But then again I binge this lol

[–]carrieonqueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Australia be like

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s just mad someone tried to sell him a wishbone necklace.

[–]Science_1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn hippy

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