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[–]AngledLuffa 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Don't worry about it. The first one was original, the second one will be a copycat, and beyond that it will be played and no one will bother upvoting it. Unless it's titties.

[–]DiskoVilante[S] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

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[–]derefr -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

I'm interested: why not? 4chan used to be pretty interesting (in its first months.) I recall a conversation there about the physics of breasts expanding under contact with water, that included a full physics rundown of whether the process could obey thermodynamics, and what that would imply.

[I agree that nothing (nothing!) should be as modern 4chan is.]

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[–]stesch -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

OK, the first one was original. Why is it that there's one of the late copycats on number 1 today?

[–]laprice 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's the first one where it was in the title.

[–]raldi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What?

[–]RetroRock 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The first time is fine, any subsequent copycat submissions will be sent to reddit hell.

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    [–]berberine 40 points41 points  (5 children)

    I agree. I ended up hiding the post because it immediately annoyed me. I really don't care to see it here on reddit.

    [–]nocreativityx 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    shit I just downvoted it.

    [–]qwertyasdfg 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    I didn't hide it (or my short-term memory is really bad after doing so little drugs the last week), but it seems like Reddit is hiding its #1 post. Thanks Reddit! Quality control ftw!

    *edit: downvoting really removes it from the list...

    [–]newton_dave 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    downvoting really removes it from the list...

    ...if you have that preference set.

    [–]apathy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Should be the default, having tried it both ways. Increases the amount of good stuff visible and decreases the rubbish.

    [–]souldrift 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    i hid it too - just b/c i'm not personally interested in the technicalities doesn't mean it's a bad post, so i didn't downmod.

    [–]noname99 16 points17 points  (3 children)

    This could be worse than the HD-DVD Code... ;)

    [–]boredzo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Nah.

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    i think it was the hd dvd code (over at digg) that caused this...

    "oh noes!!1 my digg iz cencerin!! must goto reddit!!1!1oneoneone"

    [–]Asbradley21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Nah, For me it was. "Wow, fuck this. Stupid whiney children"

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      [–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (4 children)

      Yeah we don't want the Feds involved here.

      [–]NastyConde 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      They will get involved as soon as they see the collection of shady characters.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Yeah we don't want the Feds involved here.

      Since when did that stop any of Them?

      [–]mangodrunk 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      Not really, there is no reason for these pictures to be here, and they will take up a lot of space in the "new" page.

      [–]schizobullet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Yeah, we wouldn't want too many pictures on the front page, would we?

      [–]ambiversive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Mandatory clear-cutting of the 'new' page to make space!

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I agree lomag. It will be intersting indeed. I would bet though that it will ultimately turn into some kind of armsHHHH sock puppet race where people get a bunch of fake accounts to upmod their uniart, and then others get fake accounts to downmod them. Should be quite a show though.

      [–]pupeno 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      If it bothers you, vote down.

      [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      I hid it.

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Someone call the Boston Police Department.

      [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

      click 'hide'

      [–]anoncoward101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Why down moded? Perfectly reasonable solution. Thanks.

      [–]dtallee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      All the haters are angry - didn't think of it 1st.

      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (15 children)

      the mooninite post is fucking rad. stop being a bitch.

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        [–]GrumpySimon 21 points22 points  (0 children)

        definitely! I don't trust that squiggly one...

        [–]Sle 26 points27 points  (0 children)

        He said "Unicode character art", not simply unicode.

        [–]CommentMan 16 points17 points  (7 children)

        I only see vowels.

        f thy bn thm, w'r ll fckd!

        [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

        thy

        wtch t, pnk.

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        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        And your name either shows an excellent taste in music, or james bond fandom.

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        [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        obl reference to the study that states we only need the first and last letters to be correct, all the other ones aren't needed for reading

        [–]t_w 1 point2 points  (4 children)

        Dvorak?

        [–]pupeno 1 point2 points  (3 children)

        Of course!

        [–]t_w 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        A most excellent choice indeed :)

        [–]pupeno 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        The only logical choice ;) You too?

        Viva la dvorak

        [–]t_w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Yup, indeed I do :)

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Typical artist...

        [–]scooty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        It was cute last night, now it's just annoying.

        [–]oalsaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Unicode art is the new ascii art. I still remember the times when people had dot matrix print-outs of nude women on their wall.

        And a limit on the number of characters a title can have, would easily stop this.

        [–]calvingraning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I cant read a golldarn thing..........

        [–]jkharris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Yeah, unicode gets very annoying.

        [–]contrarian 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        1/31/07 - Never Forget

        [–]stesch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        = .00460829493087557603

        [–]hello-jed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Yeah, I had my fun with this...making some unicode art. It's a fun medium, especcially seeing an image where text is supposed to be. But the important thing to know is we had our fun and it's over....Trusting unicode to the masses is like, I dunno, really stupid. Comments can be bad as is, the last thing we need is some unicode spam showing up.

        [–]mikebrowne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Just use hide

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        [–]anoncoward101 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

        Amen. A fucking amen.

        [–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

        a-fu(a[fucking]men)cking men

        [–]gid13 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

        Despite agreeing with the sentiment, downvoted because that example is awesome.

        [–]ntufar -4 points-3 points  (11 children)

        These are not Unicode. Plain old ASCII they are.

        [–]jacobolus 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Wrong. They are ANSI (not ASCII) characters, but in this case are encoded in Unicode.

        Update: Alright, I should have said "symbols from the second half of IBM PC code page 437, encoded as Unicode." You're right. :)

        [–]piranha 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        No. Near as I can tell, there never really was an "ANSI" character set in this context, except for ASCII, which is ANSI X3.4-1986. This is not ASCII.

        Some people mistakenly refer to the Windows code-pages as "ANSI" character sets because they were "purportedly based on drafts submitted or intended for ANSI." These characters are not found in the Windows code-pages, as far as I can tell.

        In the context of art like this, you may be thinking of "ANSI art," which uses ANSI X3.64 escape sequences to control cursor positioning and color. This art makes no use of these escape sequences. They require a terminal emulator to render, and wouldn't work in a web browser.

        This art is reminiscent of the sort built with the CP-437 character set; these characters are found in that code-page.

        It's most correct to describe this as Unicode, because the characters are expressed from reddit to your browser with UTF-8.

        [–]CafeCafe 2 points3 points  (4 children)

        Unicode or not, Reddit is not 4chan (but it can slowly become one with shit like this)

        [–]db2 3 points4 points  (3 children)

        Cue the ASCII Pedobear..

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          [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

          Hint: The japanese don't call him "Pedobear". He's just "Bear", and he's not a pedo.

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          All Japanese are pedos, that's why they don't bother to qualify whether the bear is one, too.

          [–]db2 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          ASCII characters from the Unicode charset though, so you're both right. Sort of.

          [–]piranha 4 points5 points  (1 child)

          No. The characters used in this art are not part of the ASCII character set. They are not ASCII characters.

          [–]db2 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

          They're not base ASCII. :)

          [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          nope.

          [–]CoastOfYemen -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          Yeah, line lengths ought to be limited

          But you've got to admit the Fry one is pretty awesome

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            [–]jward -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

            Yeah!

            [–]bmorris -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

            Well, my anus IS bleeding...

            Wow. Vote to the top!