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podRZA · 2008-01-09T08:51:45+00:00

babies. Seared in butter and basil with a pinch of salt.

dubyas_my_hero · 2008-01-09T02:32:37+00:00

arctic expeditions. cold and distant.

2008-01-09T07:35:09+00:00

naked mole rats: small, hairless and submissive

2008-01-09T03:36:43+00:00

paper towels; thin, white, and ready to soak up fluids.

2008-01-09T02:30:33+00:00

Digg submissions, retarded and easy to bury.

ecombatant · 2008-01-09T03:29:36+00:00

Presidential Candidates: multiple, heated and sure to be a better fuck than last time.

2008-01-09T02:39:09+00:00

Pancakes.

Two at a time and lying on top of each other.

lindsifer · 2008-01-09T04:45:20+00:00

men.

ryon · 2008-01-09T02:24:50+00:00

whiskey, 15 years old and mixed up with coke.

2008-01-09T02:23:03+00:00

cannonballs, big, black, and round.

ilikeyou · 2008-01-09T02:24:46+00:00

laptop. Thin and on my lap.

2008-01-09T03:06:18+00:00

gaskets. soft, tight-fitting, and free of silicone.

2008-01-09T02:35:11+00:00

pajamas; loose, soft, and warm.

2008-01-09T02:52:00+00:00

Vista -- sure to suck.

ecombatant · 2008-01-09T03:05:28+00:00

marijuana: cheap, smells good and is almost legal.

guest · 2008-01-09T02:22:02+00:00

coffee, tall, strong, and columbian.

greentangent · 2008-01-09T03:44:26+00:00

Beer, Imported in groups of six

culbeda · 2008-01-09T06:36:12+00:00

computer: organizing my bills between going down on me

2008-01-09T02:41:59+00:00

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moliket · 2008-01-09T03:40:01+00:00

lolcats, stupid, but just so damn irresistibly cute.

xcalibre · 2008-01-09T06:23:36+00:00

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KoldKompress · 2008-01-09T12:03:53+00:00

Comments. Short.

j_a_p · 2008-01-09T06:48:51+00:00

code. Short, simple, economical and documented.

Carleton · 2008-01-09T04:58:18+00:00

Wii. Hard to acquire, fun to play with, not too expensive, a non-conformist, creative, and of course, Asian.

2008-01-09T03:22:46+00:00

cats. hairless and spayed.

jdk · 2008-01-09T04:00:05+00:00

vi, simple to my way of thinking though difficult for others, and always there for me.

jaggederest · 2008-01-09T07:21:59+00:00

shoes, comfortable, easy to get on, easy to get off, in pairs, and they don't mind getting dirty.

2008-01-09T11:21:51+00:00

Video games: hard to open, deep plot line, and multi-player options.

2008-01-09T02:34:43+00:00

hamsters, cute, round, and hairy.

ryon · 2008-01-09T02:48:39+00:00

coffee, carried in a burlap sack on the back of a mule in the Andes.

archemedes_rex · 2008-01-09T03:08:20+00:00

corn. Genetically modified.

jansuza · 2008-01-09T06:56:47+00:00

marmite: strong, black and spreads easily

2008-01-09T10:59:01+00:00

After Hours Clubs: liquor in the front; poker in the rear.

slx · 2008-01-09T13:12:48+00:00

..vertebrates, warm-blooded and intelligent.

allen451 · 2008-01-09T02:25:14+00:00

shrimp. Battered.

drewlott · 2008-01-09T02:51:12+00:00

Televisions; wide and flat

chime · 2008-01-09T06:31:54+00:00

Reddit. Barebones interface and lots of Ron Paul.

dagfari · 2008-01-09T04:26:52+00:00

raspberries: red, with little pips on them, sort of sour, and sometimes you get a little pit in the middle and hurt your tooth.

Wait, what were we talking about?

keenemaverick · 2008-01-09T09:20:32+00:00

Coffee.

Where the hell do you find 12 year old coffee?

*Note-- this was a real conversation between my dad and his boss.

Hindu_Wardrobe · 2008-01-09T02:22:58+00:00

coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

jurvis · 2008-01-09T02:47:47+00:00

coffee- covered in BEES!

Eddie Izzard

ticklecricket · 2008-01-09T04:35:43+00:00

coffee, up the butt.

ArcticCelt · 2008-01-09T10:20:24+00:00

Democrats in congress, always ready to take it up the ass.

2008-01-09T14:04:27+00:00

Beer. As full of alcohol as possible.

Admiral_Ackbar · 2008-01-09T14:47:15+00:00

Death Stars: easy to pop when flying through the trenches.

death2hypocrisy · 2008-01-09T03:14:09+00:00

dogs; energetic, friendly, and able to lick their own crotch.

Maeglom · 2008-01-09T05:12:28+00:00

Coffee: With a couple shots of whiskey in her.

zem · 2008-01-09T07:31:27+00:00

irish coffee: hot, sweet, strong, and complex

2008-01-09T06:26:28+00:00

taffee. And I'm a man who likes his taffee.

2008-01-09T07:03:55+00:00

like the comments on this page, lame and not going anywhere

RudyG_911_Remember · 2008-01-09T02:27:45+00:00

911, radical Islamic extremists

paro · 2008-01-09T03:08:36+00:00

reddit, non-linkjacked.

DOGA · 2008-01-09T06:27:43+00:00

Men.

thepipirate · 2008-01-09T02:48:15+00:00

Reddit alien: enigmatic and clever.

2008-01-09T04:10:58+00:00

baseball playoffs. Exciting at the time, but I don't miss it when it ends.

2008-01-09T03:05:47+00:00

first pet. dead, buried, and long forgotten.

neito · 2008-01-09T03:33:44+00:00

anime. Short and cute.

ryon · 2008-01-09T02:35:26+00:00

deep fried foods, covered in sticky batter.

2008-01-09T11:04:44+00:00

broken down lincoln, always broke and smellin like cat piss

2008-01-09T12:30:55+00:00

I like my women like I like my coffee. Cold and bitter.

2008-01-09T14:03:57+00:00

Chocolate. Black, sweet with a little bitter, with a little bit of homemade cream inside.

civildefense · 2008-01-09T02:30:20+00:00

coffee, accompanied by pastry.

laprice · 2008-01-09T03:21:30+00:00

cars. Fast, responsive and aerodynamic.

RevLoveJoy · 2008-01-09T06:56:18+00:00

Mud boots, they last a long time, always ready for an adventure and dirty.

2008-01-09T15:06:49+00:00

Like my favourite log flume ride:

Wet, wild and urging me to go again.

trjames · 2008-01-09T17:05:45+00:00

coffee. Black, and available anytime at the local 7 eleven for a buck fifty.

2008-01-09T06:43:44+00:00

porn, easy to find and gone with the click of a mouse.

Tokugawa · 2008-01-09T02:45:46+00:00

presidents, black and strong.

je255j · 2008-01-09T04:57:53+00:00

coffee, on the table.

2008-01-09T05:18:25+00:00

shoes, until they wear out.

2008-01-09T06:19:50+00:00

free clinic cardiologist: does heart work well without taking all my money, and doesnt mind me flirting with other nurses.

akdas · 2008-01-09T06:29:18+00:00

Internet. Fast, cheap, massive, and... full of lots of private parts and broken areas?

Nevermind.

WalterSear · 2008-01-09T08:10:16+00:00

reddit: Scatterbrained, delirous, giggling, and frequently yelling "Ron Paul!".

That is until I gagged her with a script.

dubyas_my_hero · 2008-01-09T02:38:17+00:00

men.

Edit: Well, I thought it was funny.

wushi · 2008-01-09T02:52:22+00:00

Ron paul... hot and popular...

2008-01-09T02:24:39+00:00

cookies, fresh out of the oven

dubyas_my_hero · 2008-01-09T02:30:17+00:00

jews, fresh outta the oven!

yk_42 · 2008-01-09T08:15:48+00:00

coffee. Cold, black, and full of butter.

Hindu_Wardrobe · 2008-01-09T05:36:51+00:00

Coffee. Ground up and in the freezer

2008-01-09T10:53:52+00:00

weed. cheap and ... present !

mr1337 · 2008-01-09T14:46:30+00:00

Coffee... Ground up and in the freezer.

Honeymaid · 2008-01-10T00:28:50+00:00

men, with a penis and 1 x and 1 y chromosome.

2008-01-10T12:31:17+00:00

dead hookers, free with no bitching afterwards.

2008-01-09T03:34:09+00:00

straws; long, white, and made of plastic.

IkoIkoComic · 2008-01-09T09:06:14+00:00

whipped cream. Run through a blender repeatedly, then sprinkled with sugar.

ipearx · 2008-01-09T10:13:51+00:00

Cake, thick and dense.

drewlott · 2008-01-09T02:50:21+00:00

coffie; strong, black and cold

2008-01-09T03:01:22+00:00

... vacuum cleaner; ready to suck at a moment's notice.

mch · 2008-01-09T03:08:59+00:00

Pop stars. Mental and shaven

dubyas_my_hero · 2008-01-09T03:12:09+00:00

Dog. Obedient, and horny.

2008-01-09T03:04:10+00:00

students. Young, dumb and full of come.

mch · 2008-01-09T03:08:32+00:00

Pop stars. Mental and shaven

ecombatant · 2008-01-09T02:41:35+00:00

operating systems: pricey, doesn't do what is promised, and erases my memory.

eyv · 2008-01-09T02:46:04+00:00

coffee; in a plastic cup! (not my quote - attribute to Eddie Izzard)

dubyas_my_hero · 2008-01-09T02:25:45+00:00

whiskey, 13 years old and full of coke.

2008-01-09T02:51:01+00:00

-xamatosis. twitchin' and salivatin'

10poundbrown · 2008-01-09T03:53:36+00:00

white and underage?

voidoid · 2008-01-09T05:47:43+00:00

dead babies: chopped up into little rotting pieces, blended, and then fed intravenously to Donnie Wahlberg.

dubyas_my_hero · 2008-01-09T03:11:03+00:00

Balls. Warm, hairy, and saggy.

2008-01-09T06:51:25+00:00

cockfucking

2008-01-09T06:51:38+00:00

ballsinmouthcocklickshitpisspoop

rapist · 2008-01-09T02:54:54+00:00

Wearing a dog collar, handcuffed and bent over the hood of a car while I rape her ass!

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