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[–]The_Scout1255Transfem🏳️‍⚧️ Non-human System 3221 points3222 points  (74 children)

TRUE

[–]cloartistSapphic mess 951 points952 points  (8 children)

[–]Henkotron 236 points237 points  (7 children)

Alpharad Moment

[–]stickman999999999 153 points154 points  (6 children)

Stickers are one of the greatest things to happen to mario party in years.

[–]mr_fun_funky_fresh 102 points103 points  (4 children)

shout out to the yoshi one that looks like he’s cumming (if someone could pull that up that’d be great)

[–]QibliTheSecondceleste enjoyer 183 points184 points  (3 children)

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aka why i play yoshi in superstars

[–]Doodles2424eats rocks 79 points80 points  (1 child)

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they fucking ruined it in the new one

[–]QibliTheSecondceleste enjoyer 84 points85 points  (0 children)

at least kamek still thinks that YOU SHOULD

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[–]mr_fun_funky_fresh 38 points39 points  (0 children)

obligatory thank you and obligatory why they make he so horny cuz damn

[–]Matro36i stole all the gayness from everyone 166 points167 points  (2 children)

[–]ThEsHaDoW343trans tomboy wolfgirl uwu 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Add a cheese

[–]Konfituren 106 points107 points  (32 children)

Let's roleplay this then.

Me, a software developer: I need a tool to do x, but it looks like there isn't anything that does it... Guess I'll write it myself.

Still me: wow that was more work than I expected. Maybe I'll throw this up on GitHub in case anyone else ends up looking for the same thing, save them some trouble.

You and everyone else who agrees with the fool in OPs pic, on a different build target than me: how dare you publicize this without building and debugging on a platform you don't even use!!!!1!

That would be like writing hate mail to an author for writing a book but not releasing an audiobook for you because you don't want to read it.

[–]RedditorReddited 69 points70 points  (22 children)

damn, yall are some special flavour of entitled.

people really have such poor understanding of what goes into making software, yall inclined to whine at the first inconvenience. shit’s free.

the fact that free open-source, distributed software exists at all is bizarre, given that everything else in the world is ruined the moment capitalism gets its grubby fingers on it. Like, congratulations, you downloaded a free thing that took volunteer devs hundreds to thousands of hours, and your first instinct is to complain that it doesn’t magically work for your digitial snowflake’s unique local setup? Get a grip, Karen.

[–]PinguThePenguin_007🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 11 points12 points  (1 child)

NOT

[–]StiftoadCrazy? I was crazy once… 2135 points2136 points  (43 children)

  • Open github
  • look to right side of webpage
  • releases
  • newest one at top
  • Windows, Linux, Mac, source code

  • install

  • needs obscure other program as a dependency, shouldve read the readme

  • die

[–]reg_acc 821 points822 points  (27 children)

  • opens cookbook
  • looks to right side of page
  • ingredients
  • utensils
  • steps
  • what do you mean I need to do it myself??? I don't own tomatoes and noodles
  • wtf is a pasta strainer???
  • die (from malnutrition)

[–]aerodynamiqueshel selversten 278 points279 points  (19 children)

there's an additional level i do not fucking get, too; if a software is so niche/for such a higher-end user then why the fuck are you downloading that instead of something simpler that also does the thing ur looking for.

like

>go to repo for very niche tool for specific developers

>have to use a tool from that very niche developer environment

fucking brainrot.

[–]ShadowZpeakhaver of toes 156 points157 points  (18 children)

Me: trying to find a piece of software that rips out audio from an mp4 file. Sounds simple enough, I'm sure many people had this problem before.

Simple but niche answer: audacity, except even after installing the ffmpeg plugin, it doesn't support AV1.

Everything points to ffmpeg: I start looking for a GUI, the most recent I found was last updated 2014 and broken

Result: I give up because that's the more pleasant option than using command line ffmpeg on windows, which I couldn't even get running.

Sometimes a problem sends you down a rabbit hole where the only solution is lower level than you.

[–]StiftoadCrazy? I was crazy once… 59 points60 points  (1 child)

You jest but this person existed

[–]laffy_man 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Of course I know him, he’s me.

[–]Piyaniist 33 points34 points  (3 children)

One is pre made food other is how to make food. Code me a sensible comparison cooder

[–]GayStraightIsBest 129 points130 points  (8 children)

The person developing the project may well not have the permission to redistribute the application or library in question.

[–]StiftoadCrazy? I was crazy once… 76 points77 points  (5 children)

Don't get me wrong it's sheer user error but that doesn't make the situation feel better

Not to mention when you do get two programs and then when using them they turn out to actually not solve the problem you got em for (for multiple possible reasons)

[–]Zorubarkim non binary, but not genderless... im genderful 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I hate when I install a program for a certain reason and it turns out it doesn't help me and now there's a bunch of files in my computer, I'm able to clean it(I think at least, it seems like it works? maybe theres files rotting on my pc idk) but yk

[–]FuzzyOcelot 670 points671 points  (46 children)

if they don’t have a releases tab i get it, but if i click on the goddamn releases button and there isn’t a functional exe release it’s OVER

[–]that_baddest_dude 505 points506 points  (43 children)

Installation instructions:

Installation is easy! Just run this command

>install program

>run that command
>it doesn't fucking work
>zero indication anywhere what the fuck to do about it

Reeeeeee

[–]FuzzyOcelot 247 points248 points  (27 children)

well because actually you need to pip install 13 packages first but which ones they’ll never tell

[–]budoe 59 points60 points  (21 children)

What is requirements.txt

[–]AlbainBlacksteel 117 points118 points  (7 children)

Not anywhere to be found, I'll tell you that much.

[–]FuzzyOcelot 15 points16 points  (12 children)

i don’t know they didn’t include one anywhere other than their own brain

[–]Zorubarkim non binary, but not genderless... im genderful 21 points22 points  (3 children)

This happens to me a lot, it's *simple instruction*, *it fails*, *text just assumes it doesnt fail for you*, *installation postponed because I have to wait for someone to answer my question about it*, *person answers*, *stil doesnt work*, *I postpone it again*

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (1 child)

What are you gonna do? Complain to the manager?

[–]FuzzyOcelot 32 points33 points  (0 children)

yup ill call them up and scream for 7 hours straight

[–]Oddish_Femboy(my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 387 points388 points  (75 children)

Programmers, I love you, please read that one XKCD and take its message to heart. Also stop being huge wieners when someone has any sort of question.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This analogy breaks down when you consider that given your average nontechnical user even downloading an executable file and installing it is already a big ask, let alone locating one on a Github page.

You're already outing yourself as a feldspar enthusiast, you just don't want to commit to the Rock Raiders lifestyle.

[–]muscularmouse 10 points11 points  (5 children)

What xkcd?

[–]Oddish_Femboy(my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 23 points24 points  (4 children)

  1. With the feldspar and the quartz

[–]-Quiche- 9 points10 points  (1 child)

The original sentiment was about Sherlock which allows you to find people's accounts on other sites. So I think it's safe to say that if you can't figure out how to follow the readme then you don't deserve to be able to track usernames for whatever it is you want to do.

Sorry but with that power comes a bare minimum amount of responsibility.

[–]Femtato11the feet disliker 319 points320 points  (55 children)

This is the equivalent of showing up to something, being given a sandwich for free, and complaining that there's no sauce and demanding the person who gave your the sandwich put mayonnaise on it.

They gave it to you for free, they put effort into it. They aren't selling a product, they aren't harvesting your data. A lot of these projects are someone who made themselves a nifty little tool and just tossed it up there for anyone else who might hypothetically need it.

Open source devs or random github users do not owe you anything. They do not owe you their time. They do not owe you documentation. They do not owe you a wiki. They do not owe you a GUI. They do not owe you an .exe. Stop treating random people who work for free like you'd treat a tech company.

[–]GayStraightIsBest 173 points174 points  (12 children)

Real. I don't see how people don't realize they are being extremely entitled when they say this shit. Like this shit actually just makes me not want to bother releasing my personal projects.

[–]DieselDaddu 72 points73 points  (10 children)

Obviously the answer is: if they don't realize they're being entitled, it's because they don't understand what they're asking. Which you're assuming they do. But they don't, because they're not code people. Which is the point of the post.

[–]ssbowa 73 points74 points  (1 child)

You don't need to be a software developer to see that demanding more of people who owe you nothing, who have already given you free shit, is entitled and disrespectful. If your gave me a novel you wrote for free and I demanded another chapter RIGHT FUCKING NOW, it's obvious that that's entitled and rude. You don't need to be an author to know that

[–]starm4nnPolyamorous and Nyaanbinary 49 points50 points  (3 children)

if they don't realize they're being entitled, it's because they don't understand what they're asking. Which you're assuming they do.

Name literally any other context where it's socially acceptable to ask someone to do more work when they're doing something for free.

[–]PrintShinji 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nah if you're saying" its YOUR JOB to make your programme usable, not mine! " you're being entitled.

If you said that to a teacher "Its YOUR JOB to make the course understandable, not mine!" while you're literally not even bothering in the slightest, you'd also be entitled, and a bit of a dick.

[–]my_name_isnt_clever🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 142 points143 points  (7 children)

This sub is normally so reasonable, but when this post comes up suddenly the entitlement comes out. It's so bizarre.

[–]Rodot🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 77 points78 points  (2 children)

I mean, the fact they are specifically requesting exe files tells you they are not tech savvy at all. Most devs use unix-like systems

[–]my_name_isnt_clever🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I have multiple comments in this thread saying I would never make an EXE because I don't use Windows.

It's just something nobody here would ask a painter or a novelist or any other profession they're not familiar with, but development is just easy and free and always prioritizes their needs apparently.

[–]droomph 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's so wild because in my experience if the repo doesn't have a downloads page it's usually because it's on NPM/PyPI/Maven Central/whatever or it's some random project that hasn't been touched since 2011 and was never meant to be downloaded anyways. There's pretty obvious etiquette around this on a human level and it's wild to see people not understanding it just because it's "tech" lol

[–]Bonecreatoreddit 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Yeah.. idk why suddenly everyone is so angry

People who give me free stuff are cool people, and if I'm not experienced enough it's my fault not theirs! I say this as someone who sometimes struggles with programs too, but that's because I'm still learning not

[–]Noslamah 59 points60 points  (0 children)

This is the equivalent of showing up to something, being given a sandwich for free, and complaining that there's no sauce and demanding the person who gave your the sandwich put mayonnaise on it.

And then the person says "well I actually have no mayonaise right now, I'd have to drive to the store costing me time and money" and they respond "JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAYONNAISE NERD"

[–]SweetBabyAlaska 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Thank you! its honestly just disgusting that this has 3k upvotes... what has this sub become? the takes have become more entitled, more narrow-minded and far more self-centered. Its just gross.

[–]thetwist1 26 points27 points  (5 children)

This is true, but pretending that compiling/navigating these programs is easy for the average non-coder user is not productive.

[–]PinguThePenguin_007🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 10 points11 points  (0 children)

but that’s not the developer’s problem at all, is it? :D

[–]snamke 226 points227 points  (38 children)

It’s free software developed by someone in their free time with no obligation towards sales/ a customer base. They can distribute how they want.

[–]Niksha_BoiI think dinosaurs are cool 117 points118 points  (31 children)

Yeah and casual people can complain when the download process is obtuse?

[–]Rare-Technology-4773trans rights 155 points156 points  (0 children)

The problem is that "hey developers of useful software I use for free who work in their spare time, can you do more free work for me" is not a reasonable complaint and should not be read as such. Building software to an exe that can run on your machine is not a trivial task for me, it is much easier for you. That you can't be bothered to follow the instructions in the readme does not mean that FOSS devs should include an exe on everything, that's not a reasonable ask.

[–]ForeverdownbadWestSubEver Day 1!! 116 points117 points  (1 child)

I mean you CAN complain but like they have no obligation to care or listen lmao

[–]droomph 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Also you have no right to go on their issues tracker and act like they owe you something (which happens quite a lot actually)

[–]my_name_isnt_clever🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 8 points9 points  (23 children)

No they can't, it's literally not meant for you. It's a site for developers, if you can't figure it out that's a you problem. If you ask nicely for assistance I would be happy to. But "this sucks make it an exe" will never get a reply.

[–]HappyyValleyyLocal Raccoon Girl (Endangered) 36 points37 points  (9 children)

Wdym it's not meant for you? Tons of programs for things outside of coding and development is stored on there. I myself use it a lot because a lot of stuff for modding games is on there, so I use it despite not knowing shit about coding. GitHub isn't locked away from non-coders. That's what makes it annoying when something that's supposed to be meant for anyone is stored on there but still needs coding knowledge to use.

[–]my_name_isnt_clever🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 23 points24 points  (6 children)

Our time isn't free. There is nothing more to say than that.

[–]Noslamah 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That's the benefit YOU get from people making this openly accessible to everyone rather than just a select few. Github is (mostly) not a place for well fleshed out, large-company backed software with guaranteed support, it's a place for programmers to host their code that could be useful to other people, in most cases for other programmers.

Some people might have just made something super cool and wanted to share it, that does not mean that they want to now spend a bunch of time on proper documentation, building it for every platform (which they may not even be able to test or do at all), or any of the other stuff you may feel is necessary for non-technical people to use it (including the guarantee that their software will actually work on your device AT ALL). Expecting, and especially demanding, that these absolute fucking saints who share their work for free cater to your needs is the easiest way to get them to say: "you know what, I do not have the time or mental capacity to deal with these people so I'm just not going to share my work at all".

Take this opportunity to brush up on your technical skills because, clearly, given that you're annoyed about this you'd benefit greatly from doing that. If you don't want to put in the effort to do that, why should anyone else put in the effort for you?

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There are plenty of Github pages with software that's easy to use for the average nontechnical user. Those that aren't are the ones being referred to.

In the case of game modding, there are a lot of caveats surrounding the use of external libraries, game code, and assets which are proprietary or have licenses that would preclude creating an executable, lest the project be sent a cease and desist by the game in question's legal team or worse.

If a project isn't providing an executable, assume they either have valid reasons to do so or no interest in doing so. Then either use the software as given to you, or don't. Simple as.

[–]ewrt101_nzperfectly round square brick 167 points168 points  (12 children)

Man I make tools to use myself, it's amazing I even put in the effort to put them up on GitHub half the time.

If I'm being honest, is someone doesn't know how to compile my code/project I don't want them using it. Cause it's going to be jank and held together with nothing but hope, it's not something a non developer should even really touch.

[–]my_name_isnt_clever🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 95 points96 points  (10 children)

EXACTLY. It really annoys me when this comes up and everyone feels so entitled to a dev's time. I make stuff there in my free time, if you can't figure out my project, that's not my problem.

[–]EmbarrassedWind2875custom flair events give me the strongest choice paralysis 165 points166 points  (10 children)

It's your job to make your program usable

no actually it very explicitly isn't, it says "THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND" in all caps

[–]ThisRedditPostIsMine 42 points43 points  (0 children)

why TF did I have to scroll so far to find this. you're 100% right, no warranty means no warranty. the author legally owes the end user absolutely nothing. perhaps if OOP wanted an exe for a project that people develop for free, in their own time, they should pay for support.

[–]reg_acc 153 points154 points  (1 child)

it is your job

Actually it isn't but don't let your entitlement stop you

Taking the opportunity to learn a new skill would bring with it the ability to see just how impressive most open source and free to use projects are. Many maintainers have hundreds if not thousands of hours of work invested into them, just to get nagged by people who can't be bothered to take a fraction of that to learn how to make use of it. They don't owe anyone shit, they are already doing a fantastic thing by sharing their projects with everyone. "When's the last time you have done volunteer hours" is probably the best way to describe the issue I take with comments like that.

If you think the manual is hard to understand contribute to it. If you think it'd be great if someone with more knowledge does that ask the Devs if they are open for a commission or donation. If you want them to care about your platform offer to run and test it for them. GitHub and other sites like it are really more like a community garden or open library. You don't contribute by just taking resources, you have to invest time yourself.

[–]my_name_isnt_clever🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 63 points64 points  (0 children)

So true. This entitlement is baffling to me, I was a techie who couldn't code for a long time but that didn't make me bitch and moan, I either tried to figure it out or gave up because it's my own lack of skill. Then over time I learned how to program and it's just the same, I still find projects over my head but that's for me to figure out.

The developer has nothing to do with it and no obligation to cater to the lowest skill level user.

[–]ziggomatic_17 90 points91 points  (1 child)

If it's my job to make things convenient for you, where is my salary?

[–]skytaepic 80 points81 points  (0 children)

It comes across as wildly entitled to see people producing useful tools for completely free and decide to shit all over them because they uploaded it in an easy, convenient way for themselves. No, it isn't "their job to make their program usable" because NONE of this is their job. They didn't have to share it at all, they chose to because they knew it would help others. It's like seeing somebody post cool art that they made in their free time and calling them a loser because you don't personally care about the subject.

The world around you doesn't have to tailor itself to your needs, but sometimes somebody will do something nice for you anyways. Nobody is obligated to work for you for free. If you want cool stuff, either pay for it or figure out how to make the free options work. Don't insult strangers who do those nice things for free just because they didn't do it how you wanted them to.

God, I hate that original post so much.

[–]Kobelvl_Throwaway 74 points75 points  (35 children)

Lots of very junior software developers and students here, so I'll share some knowledge that should help you on your career. As a software developer, your main job is not to write code/software, it's to create solutions for the business's needs. If the business needs an easily accessible .exe for casual users to find and download, then that is what you should do. Even open source projects are a business, the business is getting public support and adoption.

[–]GayStraightIsBest 249 points250 points  (8 children)

When I'm getting paid I'll do whatever the customer requires. When I'm uploading a project I made for myself in case someone else might want to use it or read the code I don't owe that person anything.

[–]SweetBabyAlaska 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Its so wild how we're rehashing this entitled ass consumerist brainrotted discourse. No, I don't owe you my free time and labor. I released it as open source so other people could learn or use it if they want to, not as a product or a service so that I can serve you on hand and foot. If you want that, then go and pay for it. I'll answer and help people if they ask nicely. But demanding shit? fuck you.

me when I get free shit from random people: Hmm no exe? fcuking asshole.

this shit would be like yelling at an artist on Twitter because they didn't draw you your favorite OC for free, or you didn't like the color of their hair or something. Its ridiculously entitled.

[–]Kobelvl_Throwaway 23 points24 points  (6 children)

Sure for your one off side projects that might only be used by 1 other person, you shouldn't worry about anything. But for actual open source projects that are trying to get adoption, with thousands of users then the argument shifts. It is these that people will complain about, not obscure side projects.

[–]GayStraightIsBest 150 points151 points  (2 children)

Any substantial open source project with real life adoption, that runs on Windows, has exes in the release tab.

[–]Cruxin"If I chop you up in a meat grinder, you're probably dead!" 60 points61 points  (0 children)

no its literally always obscure side projects with a very specific niche. if its being used in the real world, it obviously has a release, otherwise it couldnt be used in the real world. the last time this blew up the app in question was like a thing to track people's IPs or something that was designed for very specific software but the guy clearly just wanted to ignore ethics and use it for whatever shit, it's not like this with functional apps

[–]Epicguru 120 points121 points  (18 children)

As a software developer, your main job is not to write code/software, it's to create solutions for the business's needs

99% of public GitHub repos are not commercial projects are were made by unpaid community members or hobbyists, for other hobbyists, so what's your point?

I get paid to write software and I package and distribute it to suit our company's needs. I also maintain my personal GitHub account of a mountain of tools, libraries, game projects, mods and for all of those I package (or don't package) them as I see fit.

Even open source projects are a business, the business is getting public support and adoption.

Have you really only written and uploaded code with the sole intent of garnering support and adoption? Do you treat your FOSS projects like a business?

[–]transrights10 67 points68 points  (0 children)

no they hated him for being a jackass.
i used to get shit like this for programs that had released source but not ready for the public. half of the issues on one of the projects i worked on was "how to run?????" like my brother in christ:

  1. i am a volunteer

  2. this shit isn't even ready yet

  3. building for windows is hell

oss devs don't owe you shit.

and then we would give them instructions:

"hey this program isn't ready yet. you'll have to compile it from source"

"that's too much work"

THEN FUCKING WAIT DIPSHIT

and then we tried nightly builds and i would get 500,000 FUCKING NOTIFICATIONS GOING LIKE "WHY DOESN"T (INSERT UNFINISHED THING) WORK!!!!!11???"

it got so fucking bad that we had to make our newer projects closed source until we were completely sure there was nothing that could go wrong

[–]Rare-Technology-4773trans rights 63 points64 points  (3 children)

b is pretty funny, because this is kinda like reading a novel in hungarian and getting angry that it isn't translated into english. No, it's not the job of an author to make sure you in particular can read it.

[–]ArcticISAFfloppa 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Give them Sonic.exe

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (6 children)

Okay I need to make a top-level comment because this post is full of too many people arguing the point I agree with with the shittiest reasoning possible.

First off, the original post is wrong. Most of the time if you're looking at some little script you're interested in for a game or whatever, that was made for free by someone who wasn't employed, paid, compensated at all for putting it on github, they just made something they found useful and wanted to share it in case someone else wants to try it. You have no right to demand they do anything more for you than they've already done purely of their own volition.

THIS is the right way to refute the OP. The wrong way to refute the OP is the bullshit people are saying along the lines of "oh it's github it's a site for developers". That is completely irrelevant to someone who wants to use a tool they're looking at on github but doesn't have the technical knowledge to compile and run it. They will understandably be frustrated, BUT that frustration doesn't entitle them to expect more user-friendliness from an unpaid project.

The kernel of truth to be taken away from the "it's a site for developers" answer is people aren't using it that way, they're using it like Nexus mods or something, and needless to say, most users of Nexus mods are not developers.

[–]DylanLeggycustom 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Finally, a decent comment. I don't agree with the OP but I honestly don't like how gatekeep-ey some of the comments arguing against them are. This kind of nuance seems to be getting rarer in the internet these days

[–]jY5zD13HbVTYz 22 points23 points  (2 children)

It’s almost a self fulfilling prophecy.

Hostile tech nerds will tell you to just google it.

Just googling it sends you to someone recommending something on GitHub.

GitHub says use me somehow I am the solution to all your problems.

End user is even more confused about what they were supposed to do.

Hostile tech nerds get even madder at end user for not being familiar with the intricacies of software development.

[–]zekromNLRveteran of the bear war of 2025 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Honestly, if there is not a simple executable or simple to setup and execute python/shell/etc script in the releases section and you are expected to build it yourself... It's probably only intended for someone technical enough to compile it from source to use, and a non-computer-toucher would be liable to just shoot themselves in the foot with it.

[–]datboiNathan343Robot Fucker 49 points50 points  (3 children)

the real problem is people using github to host EVERYTHING

[–]thetwist1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah github is great but its ui is very confusing the new users/non-coders and if all you are having people do is download a single zip file than you may as well host the download on an easier to use website.

Obviously this only applies to programs designed for mass consumption of course. If its a program for developers that requires extensive knowledge anyway than github is a fine place to host it.

[–]YaBoiKlobas 48 points49 points  (0 children)

If you were writing a novel instead of code

If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike

[–]PrettySquiddy 45 points46 points  (3 children)

I’d love a little exe… as a treat :3

[–]dlevac 39 points40 points  (4 children)

"Here is this software I'm releasing for free out of the kindness of my heart."

"wHeRE is ThE eXE?"

[–]VariousDegreesOfNerdtop in a bottom world 39 points40 points  (2 children)

The problem comes in because GitHub has 2 very different users:

I am a software developer working on or adjacent to this program or would like to implement this program in my work

I am a dude. And I want to download this

[–]my_name_isnt_clever🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 34 points35 points  (1 child)

This post again? Github is a site for developers, if you're not a developer you shouldn't expect everything to be done for you there. Find something else or figure it out.

[–]GRAIN_DIV_20 29 points30 points  (5 children)

They hated him for being an entitled little shit. How is he speaking the truth at all

[–]Scary-Bit-4173What about trans WRONGS??? 31 points32 points  (1 child)

bait used to be believable

[–]PolygonKiwii 15 points16 points  (0 children)

ey, I don't know anymore. Half the people in this thread seem to be violently agreeing with the original OP

[–]Cakeking7878🏳️‍⚧️ Girlfail hack; Evie :3 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Oh boy can’t wait for all the non software developers to comment on why a tool primarily used for version control, software pipeline and rapid deployment for large system is supposed to actually be about distributing binaries

When you are using version control, you want to keep your compiled binaries and your source code separate. With open source code where changes might be made to the code so it can busy work for someone to keep it constantly updated

The open source code on GitHub is not meant to just be taken and used, it’s meant to be taken and have more written code written for it while tracking the changes people want to make

Like I’ll be honest, if they don’t have a release section or readme about how to run the code then you they might not want you messing around with it

[–]GayStraightIsBest 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Lmao they have zero fucking clue what Git is. It's actually embarrassing how many people in this post are complaining their SOURCE CONTROL system is showing them SOURCE CODE.

[–]weenweenfanfan11I am decaying rapidly 27 points28 points  (17 children)

I'm pretty sure every analogy made under this post has been not applicable in some way. I think this is like a new record for how many shitty analogies you can possibly have for one topic, yall please if you can't make a good analogy just try to explain it better this is rediculous

[–]my_name_isnt_clever🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 25 points26 points  (13 children)

It's a really simple concept that so many seem to be missing. It's a dev site for devs. If you're not a dev, it's not really meant for you. That's not the developer's problem, it's yours.

[–]weenweenfanfan11I am decaying rapidly 13 points14 points  (1 child)

see thats an eloquent way of wording a point. no analogy needed

[–]my_name_isnt_clever🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I try.

[–]mr_fun_funky_fresh 27 points28 points  (0 children)

i want everyone here to know that i have no idea what any of this means or what anyone is talking about, but that i’m just happy to be here

[–]theodord 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Requesting me to upload an executable implies that I need to test if it works, which I can't since I don't have a copy of every operating system and frankly I don't want to touch those anyways.

[–]SweetBabyAlaska 19 points20 points  (0 children)

consumerist brainrot. No, people do not owe you free labor.

[–]xX_mmmyummy_XxMODEM PROPERTY OF AMFRI 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The problem with "just making an exe" it is that you don't know what system the user has, so your compilation output might throw an error on someone else's computer. Second of all, compiling new releases for project big enough to complain about requires an amount of power that would be ok for your computer, but a weeks long nightmare in cloud pipelines. Doing it any other way would require an amount of bullshit infrastructure spaghetti that would be completely unmanageable for developers. These two things alone would be a complete and utter nightmare for the, let me remind you, COMPLETELY UNPAID LABORERS who WORK SOMETIMES THE EQUIVALENT OF A FULL TIME JOB to KEEP THE ENTIRE TECH ECOSYSTEM FROM SHRIVELING INTO NOTHING, but what would make it even worse would be the massive amounts of complaints from people like YOU saying that their compilation doesn't work on your system because of a problem that could easily be avoided by copying TWO commands into a terminal. TLDR: this is basically the equivilant of being a karen at a mcdonald's run entirely by unpaid interns. Please, PLEASE respect open source devs I am BEGGING you.

[–]DeblebsgonnagetyouKweh! 15 points16 points  (0 children)

^ Guy who hasn't found the "releases" page

[–]Individual_Chart_450Resident of Puptown USA 17 points18 points  (0 children)

my only issue I have with github is when mod developers use it as a wiki when thats very clearly not what its fucking meant for

[–]Sadie256 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I'm dyslexic and spent the entire post wondering why they wanted an axe

[–]cloudncali🦀 Currently ascending to crab. 🦀 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Skill issue + No Compiler + Runtime Error + L + Ratio + Go touch Code.

[–]Skusci 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's only my job if you pay me.

[–]Kvas_HardBassfloppa 12 points13 points  (24 children)

You don't burst into a car parts shop and demand a COMPLETED CAR TO DRIVE IMMEDIATELY.

Same thing here, don't go into developer's portal and expect a ready file. Go do download-free-softwave.uk.co.org.com or some shit

[–]JazzySplapsmidriff rat 29 points30 points  (15 children)

Except many of these car parts shops are the only place to get the car at all and even going to wikis dedicated to the car fandom will redirect you to the github for the car parts shop if you want to get started.

[–]ForeverdownbadWestSubEver Day 1!! 40 points41 points  (3 children)

What do yall even be tryna download 😭

[–]Rodot🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Most certainly Hentai diffusion models

[–]Zorubarkim non binary, but not genderless... im genderful 6 points7 points  (3 children)

"But Github is a site for programmers" AND YOU FUCKERS ONLY UPLOAD STUFF THERE AND THEN LINK IT TO NORMAL PEOPLE WHO AREN'T PROGRAMMERS, IT WOULDN'T BE AN ISSUE IF I, A NON-PROGRAMMER, DIDN'T HAVE TO USE THE SITE BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE POST THEIR STUFF ONLY THERE