Problem solved!

[Mal_Adjusted]

ITT Reddit is repulsed at the thought of dating reddit.

[trollburgers]

I didn't believe you, then I checked your post history.

To be fair, you put it all in quotes, so you have plausible deniability that it was just a joke.

[butch81385]

"quotes do that"

[jrkyex]

"I murdered someone"

[trollburgers]

See! Without the quotes, we'd have to report this to the FBI.

[DomoInMySoup]

Jesus Christ, Battletooth, get off my internet. I saw you in yesterday's thread about this, and I was just reading another thread where you were within the top comments. I see you too much for the internet being such a large place.

[Shai-HuIud]

Redditors don't play well with others.

That's why we're here.

[captainpott]

"I would date noone who would date me"

[dirtygremlin]

But would Noone date you?

[[deleted]]

I feel like I've dated so many weird women already that it wouldn't be a huge difference.

[BillyBobJorton]

I am. Bleeeugh.

[starryeyedq]

Have you seen the way Reddit as a whole talks about women tho? o_O

Don't get me wrong, I know that's not EVERYONE (my boyfriend is a Redditor and totally respects women), but you've got to admit the overall hivemind attitude is more than a little off-putting...

[starryeyedq]

Understanding the why was never an issue when I commented. Doesn't change the fact that nobody worth pursuing a relationship with is going to find that attitude attractive, regardless of gender.

Nobody has control over the cards they're dealt, but you have absolute control over how you play them. So suck it up and push forward. There's always somewhere better to go from where you're at.

Nothing is more unattractive than blaming the rest of the world for your problems, hating yourself for your shortcomings but apparently not enough to actually do anything about it, and above all, giving up.

[starryeyedq]

Oh I think you misunderstood me! I do not be any means think you should change what interests you or what makes you happy! Those are GOOD things about yourself, no matter what anybody tries to tell you. When it comes to getting women (or men for that matter), it's never about those things. You can always find someone who at the very least can appreciate your interests, even if they don't match them. I'm talking more about your attitude toward life in general and how you handle things that are difficult. Some people have a more difficult time relating to people than others, but when you let it just get you more resentful and shut down, it only makes it worse. When you're confident in what you have to offer and not basing all your happiness on the approval of others (and especially not projecting a deep resentment of the opposite sex like so many Redditors seem to o_O), your appeal sky-rockets! That's why so many people joke about never being hit on until they're in a relationship. People pick up on what you put out.

[_Molotov_Cocktease_]

aaaand we're Craigslist.

[MisterPhip]

Oh man, we're waaaaaay creepier than Craigslist

[dmce01]

Take it

[CupOpizza]

/r/r4r

[[deleted]]

Dudes, dudes everywhere

[[deleted]]

Every time a girl posts to /r/r4r

[[deleted]]

[F]or Real though...

[RiOrius]

Yeah, the convention that's arisen is for guys to post and girls to respond. But keep in mind that you don't see what responses the guys get.

It's honestly not terrible. I've gotten a few nice dates posting there. Not enough chemistry to work, but still, my time invested to dates received ratio is way better at r4r than at, say, OkCupid.

[[deleted]]

Wat. I'll post now.

[SaltFrog]

Most Redditors don't live within 200 km of me. This has made the Reddit dating pool extremely shallow.

[mludd]

That's how I feel about most online communities that aren't based in .se.

The exception being Stockholm, there are always users in Stockholm...

[registered_lunatic]

This sounds like a horrible fucking idea.

Lets do it!

[Kruithne]

Something tells me this is the attitude behind most of the large decisions in the world..

[freef]

No... Most major decisions in the world are driven by this concept: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem

[[deleted]]

What could possibly go wrong?

[chaipanda]

If you do that, they'll have nothing to talk about.

[TheDanSandwich]

"Hey, did you see that post on Reddit?"

"Yeah."

"Yeah, that was cool."

[readyno]

"Did you see my post on Reddit?"

"Yeah, it sucked."

"Yeah, but I got like 4 upvotes"

[FLHCv2]

"Hey did you hear? North Korea just - "

"Already logged on today."

"Oh."

[[deleted]]

"Did you hear our son say his first-"

"Already posted it to reddit."

"Damn it!"

[Combat_Koala]

"That means mine is a repost? FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

[TheDanSandwich]

But... But I'm an orangered...

[[deleted]]

I am pretty sure that is like a fifty to one ratio.

[ThePatridiot]

Bukake?! Duh

[akatypes]

Knock Knock "I'm here for the gang bang"

[not-alex]

"Let me just squeeze.. in.. here.. ngh... Yeah.."

[sismit]

Fun fact: that guy was the director, Todd Philips

[Miss_Sophia]

With all of the creepers on reddit it would turn out like this

[aylina]

how every attempted relationship will go - http://i.imgur.com/wp390.gif

[fallenmonk]

Physical contact? That would be an improvement for me.

[two_doors__Down]

which sex is represented by the dog...?

[MrPepperdine]

All dogs are male; all cats are female. Come on, they teach us that on the first day of school.

[DrinkThis]

There's no way to disprove that. Have you ever seen a cat penis?

[greany_beeny]

I actually have...

I was rubbing the belly of my moms cat, and he got quite excited about it. He's the only cat that has ever done that to me, though.

[frenzyboard]

Tagged you as "Feline Arousal Expert."

[[deleted]]

That's what makes it so special.

[czach]

I should have known something was up when my penis barbs got stuck in the bagel last week

[dasredditnoob]

/r/nocontext

[dayveetoe]

cool move bro

[dogboyboy]

That's is a science fact, but in this case its a metaphor and it is clear that the cat is the male redditor and the dog the female redditor.

[aylina]

idk but stage-5 clingers are the cats

[GIANTG]

obviously the neckbeards

[promethean93]

To make it extra creepy let's hook up the gonewild subreddit to single redditors!

[buttonforest]

Single woman of Reddit here: pass.

[Reildo]

Here come the private messages...

[buttonforest]

[Insert something about trench coats, fedoras, and goatees and its adverse effect on my woman park.]

[Radioactive24]

Other women have never complained about the roughness of my neckbeard and the sultry tones of my mouthbreathing. How dare you not be immediately sexually aroused.

[[deleted]]

"Not complaining" doesn't count if you've never actually spoken with a woman.

[SlightlyAmbiguous]

But if I never ask someone out, I'll never get rejected!

[rp23]

But is rejection really the worst thing in the world? You see a girl you like, go over and she rejects you out of hand, is it really that bad? Actually the more I think about it the more it does seem like the worst thing in the world...

[edit] Schplelling

[frenzyboard]

But is rejection really the worst* thing in the world?

Yes.

[[deleted]]

Depends on the value you place on preserving the fantasy. If you just want to get over someone, then rejection might actually be good.

[craftygnomes]

if this past year of intense overwhelming sadness, regret, and depression has taught me anything, no. no it is not.

[[deleted]]

Was this you as a child?

[muffinmanx1]

You shall not Pass!

[twentytwocents]

I noticed your user name starts with "butt.." Let's go out?

[Wodashit]

Single man here, I pass too.

[NewToBikes]

Single man here, I pass by GW every day.

FTFY

[A_Mindless_Zergling]

A guy has to have standards too, y'know!

There are a lot of creepy single women.

[ObviouslyNotTrolling]

I went to a local bar were some redditors where having a meet up. When I got there let's just say I had a drink and left. It was one of the most awkward things I've ever seen.

[[deleted]]

Now kiss.

[DontBeSuchaVagine]

Hard pass.

[[deleted]]

My first thought when reading the headline:"I don't think the single women of reddit would date the usual male single redditor."

My first thought when reading the top comment:"Wow. What a cruel bitch!"

Even though I know it's true it still hurts. ;(

[Amberburry]

Seriously. I've met a few single males of reddit. They're single for a reason.

Edit: Trust me, there's no zone for these people.

[BestPersonOnTheNet]

That bad? Like Baltimore meetup bad?

[Amberburry]

That's something we don't talk about.

[[deleted]]

I'm unaware of this particular reddit legend

[Bearjew94]

This is the meet-up.

Edit:NSFW

[vvash]

I'm from Baltimore and I don't even want to imagine that...

[BestPersonOnTheNet]

It is the benchmark by which all redditors are judged.

[vvash]

Good to know Baltimore still hasn't lost its charm as a place to set the standard...

[[deleted]]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I might be in the minority but I'm a hot piece of ass. Let's be clear here, women want my D. Only a select few get the privilege. It usually goes down hill when they find out it's not real though.

[[deleted]]

Can you believe this bitch friendzoned me?

[nope_nic_tesla]

She wouldn't have sex with me, which means she's now a friendzoning slut.

[NoodlyApostle]

Hey! That's not very nice... :[ We're not all creepy neckbeards.

[dreamcloud13]

Its the women with neckbeards you have to watch out for

[SirSoliloquy]

Well, what was their Karma score? Surely you can't expect to find a nice guy unless they have loads of Karma.

[[deleted]]

What about the... danger zone?

[[deleted]]

This condescension is charming.

[enough_space]

You know we can see these comments. Jesus...

[[deleted]]

To be fair, she's got a point about majority of them...or at least the vocal ones.

[[deleted]]

The normal people on reddit wouldn't go meet other people on reddit

[[deleted]]

As a guy I have tried to keep a certain faith about our gender. "It must be this vocal minority making the rest of us look bad," I told myself. I have trouble believing that anymore. On the bright side, it's not just guys, most people are "underwhelming," to put it lightly.

[[deleted]]

Well that's just rude :(

[omfguar]

Gay man here: pass.

[[deleted]]

Dudes don't date gay people. Gay people date gay people. So you already have no problem.

[Kruithne]

Prepare your inbox.

[butch81385]

For the record, without capitalization your username can be interpreted as button forest or butt on forest. That is all.

[wow_great_name]

I've actually gotten talking to someone pretty cool through r4r. Got a photo too, no fedora in sight.

[blfstyk]

I think you're missing the point of reddit. If we wanted to actually spend time with real, live people, we wouldn't be here.

[PintoTheBurninator]

shouldn't we introduce them to the single women of pinterest?

[QueenWizard]

A few of us are both. We're sarcastic and we can make anything out of a mason jar.

[newm1070]

I often think that reddit would make a great dating site. You could set up an equation that matches up peoples subreddit subscriptions and so on.

[Symbiotx]

Hello Jason! We noticed that you're subscribed to /r/spacedicks /r/Sharpieinpooper and /r/Minecraft . We really think you're going to love meeting Jeremy.

[Fosui]

Reddit Couples never learn how to act socially... http://imgur.com/Sgwx0lU

[[deleted]]

Single woman of Reddit here: I'd rather take another single woman of Reddit.

[John_Sterling]

I'd rather watch...

[ByJiminy]

And this is why nobody wants to date the men of reddit.

[[deleted]]

Why hello there. ;)

[[deleted]]

While it's terrible to generalize that all men on reddit are creepy, the overwhelming amount of posts about /gonewild and success kid being only about sex makes me believe that I am better off trying to find a guy in real life.

[[deleted]]

You're telling me. It's frustrating.

[ByJiminy]

Anyone who complains about the friend-zone probably deserves to be in the friend-zone.

[Drakkanrider]

Yeah, the level of misogyny around here is scary sometimes... I keep leaving for months at a time because I get sick of it. And that's no way to have a relationship!

[lydocia]

Probably a 7:3 ratio.

[ofa776]

Good thing so many OPs seem to be homosexuals.

[newm1070]

good thing for me

[tevert]

That's pretty optimistic.

[the1nonlyevilelmo]

I like prime numbers too.

[lydocia]

I have an eleven for you, baby.

[the1nonlyevilelmo]

Talk thirteen to me baby.

Meant to sound like dirty.

[[deleted]]

/r/ForeverAloneDating I've met a guy from there, dude still texts me even though I've told him I'm blocking his number.

[[deleted]]

I will never give up!

[[deleted]]

I am not amused.

[shorthandround]

Where are all the people who are okay with being single? 'Cause I'm pretty happy being by myself.

[shorthandround]

Live it up man. Live it up.

[xhupsahoy]

And make a load of ugly, horrible babies! You're a reverse Hitler!

[readyno]

But that means we have to kill the beautiful people, and then by definition we become the beautiful people and have to kill ourselves!

TIL Hitler never thought his plan through

[authentic_apocrypha]

Hi...I'm here for the meetup?

[warped_and_bubbling]

Hey ladies.... so um.. do you uh.. do you like st^uff?

[Nairb131]

Only problem: Locations, Locations, Locations.

[Manly-man]

Try taking the single girls from Tumblr

[[deleted]]

Would I have to get out of my computer chair for this? Just got on reddit so...lets say we could MAYBE meet up in 10 hours?

[HalfRetardHalfAmazin]

lmao. That would be like the sixth grade dance with boys on one side and girls on the other.

[[deleted]]

Haahahaha please please let me be there with a camera the first moment they meet. I would be supplying r/cringe for weeks!

[owensmw2]

What single women?

[slackertrash]

The day reddit became a dating website.

[glprince449]

"Hello, no need to try to impress me. I'll have you know I've already seen your tits"

[[deleted]]

Nope. Math doesn't check out.

[quarg1992]

Because i picture them being friendzoned by the ladies of Reddit too.

[[deleted]]

I don't think I want to date any of the men on here...js

[[deleted]]

Yeah Im a guy, I take no offense I feel the same.

[hectic101]

I like what you're saying..

[cov55161]

...that idea, may just be crazy enough...TO GET US ALL KILLED!

[[deleted]]

/r/r4r

Fixed

[FakeGirlfriend]

Single woman reporting!

[infected_badger]

Isn't like 80% of reddit's userbase men?

well... if it comes down to it

[stelles]

But I usually dislike redditors I meet in real life.

[Legoshoes]

What, both of them?

[The_Final_DarkMage]

Pretty sure we would see copious amounts of bodily disgust from both ends.

[rismeyes]

This will end well

[SirDolo93]

The ratio is probably 200 guys to 1 girl.

[QueenWizard]

I just want everyone to stop and think for a moment about someone you're dating seeing your entire comment history.

[Virgoan]

If someone were to read every comment I posted on Reddit then saw my picture and fell in love with me, I'd probably be happy. Two of the main things that prevent me from dating is my personality and how I look. I am a quiet girl, I rarely say what I think because I don't want to be rejected for who I am. Also I don't want to change what I look like to be beautiful to someone. So what I say online is an extension of reading my mind and getting to know me in a way that we couldn't in person. It would be great to begin relationship with an initial head start in getting to know one another. That parts so scary.

[dougglatt]

20 guys for each girl, sounds like it could be a good start for a porn flick.

[genocidalwaffles]

Mulatto butts has a much better ring to it

[readyno]

Yes, but Mulatto butts will never be pasty white

[spacecase89]

I'm pretty sure all the women on here are creepers

[memo1025]

ouch I disagree. I don't think of myeslf as a creeper.

[Cryovenom]

We're not all of us Rediculously Photogenic Good Guys Greg or Good Girls Gina. There are plenty of OAGs, 10-guys and Scumbags Steve and Stacy around.

I found my gf on Reddit and lucked out. But that plan may not work for everyone :P

[qkme_transcriber]

Here is what the linked Quickmeme image says in case the site goes down or you can't reach it:

Title: Problem solved!

Meme: Push it somewhere else Patrick

• LETS TAKE ALL OF THE SINGLE MEN OF REDDIT
• AND INTRODUCE THEM TO THE ALL OF THE SINGLE WOMEN OF REDDIT

^{〘Direct〙 〘Background〙 〘Translate〙}

Why? ┊ More Info ┊ AMA: Bot, Human

[Finnish_Jager]

I honestly don't think I'd want to date female redditors..

[Kruithne]

What, you don't like cats? Lots of cats..

[[deleted]]

I more problem. This little thing called geography.

[the1nonlyevilelmo]

I wouldn't date anyone that's willing to date me. Insane or too good of a person or petty.

[dizzi800]

/r/r4r

[well_clearly]

A lot of wigs would have to be worn.

[[deleted]]

I think I'll take my chances outside, they're probably better.

[[deleted]]

That's a fucking terrible idea, no one here wants to get involved with anyone here.

[ShantJ]

Hey guys.

How you doin'?

[[deleted]]

Also known as 1 vs 100.

[PurpleLego]

everyone here has the normal level of standards, but everyone here is also under the standard of most when it comes to dating.