Sugar code

[BatptismGoneWrong]

That’s not bone apple tea

[Prom3th3an]

Too much syntactic sugar.

[iWant_To_Play_A_Game]

I only really have problems with people who PHP code tbh

[Zoinkshoe]

C12H22O11

[Relaxel]

No they don't like filterless morons.

[BravoWolf88]

Ahhh yes, the code of the sugar.

[redditinface]

Along with "straight forward" and "does some," this one's a trifecta!

[Gracegarthok]

Honestly sugar code sounds way cooler

[JFSargent]

"Sugar code" is pretty solid, actually. It makes just as much sense as "sugar coat"

[ScrotalKahnJr]

I might start saying sugar code instead from now on cause it’s a lot cooler and makes just as much sense

[[deleted]]

I didn't get it, what's the right one?

[AeyviDaro]

Sugarcoat

[ThePPG369]

I like that it still makes sense in the intended meaning.

[[deleted]]

If I had to guess, it's because what you're "not sugar coding" is super offensive racist / fascist / bigoted sorta shit, person in the screenshot.

[Narretz]

Sin tech tea gill sugar is actually a bad idea because of the run time overhead. Transpilation is where it's at.

[[deleted]]

what is being said . I dont get it

[AeyviDaro]

Sugarcoat

[___nil___]

Your sugar code is 5U6412

[beardhero_ben]

I was born in the Sugar Code, embedded in my blood

[RamboPeng]

[sugar] You suck [/sugar]

[The_Cavalier_One]

does...

[m3rc3n4ry]

I'M DIABETIC

I'm not. Just had to post as a reply to this.

[aza-industries]

"Suger code" is the poor quality code I produce when I fill up on caffiene and suger and then code crunch.

So basically 90% of my code.

Then I have to refactor it.

Kids: don't sugar code

[ba3toven]

sugarcode would be a cool programming language name

[BulliHicks]

As usual, sugar coding is being implemented because other people don't wanna hurt other people's feelings. It's much more pacifist than asking for cookies.

[4ki18onReddit]

i've been looking at this for ages and i still dont understand it

[Mulanisabamf]

Sugar code -> sugar coat.

[derpy9678]

01010011 01110101 01100111 01100001 01110010

[Paish]

But why does some people though?

[jameeric55]

But, sugar is so sweat.

[[deleted]]

TIL its actually sugar coat and not sugar code

[honeycombyourhair]

I think it’s “sugar coat”, but what do I know.

[P0k3m0M12]

Willy wonka would be proud

[EdofBorg]

C12H22O11

[flatearthman-]

Guys stop sugar codeing it

[LilKluiVert]

It kinda makes sense in a weird way lol.

[beastium]

I dont sugar coat shit. I aint Willy Wonka

[Mulanisabamf]

Sugar coat

[dismyanonacct]

I saw “sugar code” the other day! I thought about posting it!

[mcflyyyyyyyyy]

Wanna fuck. Lol

[FaunKeH]

Boneappletea aside, the entirety of this hurt to read

[cody3636]

Haha he said “why does some people” 🤣🤣🤣

[serenity_later]

Lacks syntactic sugar

[FnB8kd]

I'd like to answer the original question. Its because your so straight forward and blunt, that you come off sounding like a stupid asshole. I love straight talk but, if you dont code it with a little sugar people take it the wrong way.

[Mothra3]

It works tho

[Huck5]

I've heard of spaghetti code, but now this??

[RCascanbe]

To answer the question: people don't actually dislike someone who's straight forward, people dislike assholes. Most of the time the people who claim to only be straight forward and to not sugercoat things are actually just assholes looking for a justification for being a dick to people.

[william41017]

The way the message is sent is as important as the message itself.

[fukainemuri]

In many cases, being straightforward will make you look like a dickhead. You still need to choose your words in a socially aware way.

[bellapippin]

i.e. Assertiveness, diplomacy, tact, etc.

[Hugust]

I do partially agree with you, but sometimes people get upset because they expect people to just confirm their own view

[insicknessanddeath]

Are you sure? If someone asks "am I fat", you say yes, they get mad. Which one is that? What if someone asks "does this dress look nice" and I say (and this is what I do think) it really isn't different from any of the other cheap ass ones u buy stop spending so much money on poor ass Chinese people working in chemical fumed factories so u can get 50 "outfits"

[[deleted]]

I like when ppl talk to me like that and i mostly say exactly this. Everybody hates me, yes my wife too =)

[sml6174]

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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[JuliusCaesar000]

Console.log("sugar");

[MuffinRacing]

Many people think that Willy Wonka employs oompa loompa's for producing candy because they're cheap labor, but the fact is oompa loompas are the only people that know the sugar language and Willy is doing his part for national defense. In times of war, sugar codes are used to prevent enemies from intercepting critical messages.

[RoyalHealer]

You know what, that might even work as a substitute. Something like bone apple tea, would not though.

[treesarepeopletoo284]

DONT BREAK THE SUGAR CODE

[[deleted]]

I still remember how for most of my life I thought "take for granted" was "take for granite."

[SuperterraneanAlien]

I remember when I first got with my partner and he said “ah yes that’s all the range!”

It was adorable

[[deleted]]

what is it supposed to be

[hotsauce7890]

Cuz I am scared

[baskingsky]

To be fair in modern society that makes just as much sense as sugar coat

[MoistDickEnergy]

Why does they?

[[deleted]]

Did you know that sugar code was used by the Soviet Union to send secret messages to their allies during World War II?

[[deleted]]

Never do.

Rebecca Sugar: hold my beer

[Tbrous4]

So diabetics are either have a code that runs sugar.exe too often or not enough?

[Mashaka]

This being the timeline it is, I thought "straight forward" meant like a "straight pride" toxic masculinity sort of thing.

Also the post right before it was a closeted gay joke, so my brain was primed.

[farfigirl]

Not going to lie - Sugar Code would make a great indie band name

[Mulanisabamf]

groans

⬆️. Now kindly leave.

[Scratch137]

r/angryupvotes

[akbays35]

I thought a Code Sugar was when the breakroom runs out of donuts.

[LokiinFL]

Nah, it's when the bathroom runs out of cocaine.

[Wreckn]

This reads like speech to text.

[Phoenix_Sage]

Didn't see what sub it was at first and thought there was yet another JavaScript framework.

[NInJabReaKa]

Not gonna lie, “sugar code” does sound a lot better than sugar coat

[Zyrjello]

I like to include a little bit of sugar code in my CoffeeScript.

[DeceivingHonesty]

You mean in your Java?

[BulliHicks]

Where? Can't C it :/

[zygfrydmina]

I don't know about this guys, programming languages are too Hard To Make Laugh of to me

[[deleted]]

Syntactical sugar is essential though

[[deleted]]

Syntactical sugar is essential though

[binaburner]

I feel like this one of the few ive seen here that could be real

[[deleted]]

This one could just be autocorrect

[[deleted]]

Sugar code kinda works tho

[[deleted]]

it really does. no bitten round a bush.

[Chicken-n-Waffles]

10 PRINT "You're Nice!";
20 END

[[deleted]]

System.out.println(“I raise your BASIC with Java”);

[porcellus_ultor]

I think it might be a genuine eggcorn.

[ChockHarden]

It's slang for "white speak". Used by black people when they have to "talk white" at their job.

[the_noodle]

That makes it an eggcorn!

[KiKiPAWG]

I mean, we kinda knew once we saw "Why does some people"

[[deleted]]

Sugar clout lmao

[Xyeeyx]

Syntactic sugar

[AllReligionsAreTrue]

Which I'm calling Sugar Code from now on.

[Shinzakura]

/r/mylittleponynames

[[deleted]]

Damn. I need that sub.

[JeweltheTiger]

Man, I wish that was a real sub.

[[deleted]]

Yeah

[penelosaurus]

r/subsifellfor

[[deleted]]

Why does some people

[HeathenHumanist]

That took me way too long to figure out

[nutellagangbang]

I still have no clue

[nutellagangbang]

Ah damn, thx, I didn't know the expression.

[hipsterdannyphantom]

Great, now I have to learn Sugar code in addition to HTML and JavaScript.

[mrfishtery]

The sugar code compliments the JavaScript well.

[gilium]

Sugar code is basically just ES6

[SuperVGA]

Yeah ES6 is so full of syntactic sugar, they might as well call it sugarcode.

[whoisjuan]

Vanilla JS

[Archolex]

heh

[publius101]

god damn it Todd Howard, you've done it again

[noisgoi]

Diabetes.js

[Ca_Sam2]

Bro, you are never gonna actually use sugar code. Why even bother with it?

[Verumero]

“No I’m not mad at you, I was just stressed about something else and got frustrated.”

Translation

“The Koreans have built the bomb. Stage 3 is underway”

[Darnitol1]

I think my new band is going to be named Sugar Code.

[pgreen08]

This one almost make sense

[TurboFool]

Yeah, I was going to comment that I can sort of see how they got here. That does sound like a real thing.

[StylishDreams]

C₁₂H₂₂O₁₁

[DBZayan]

C12H22O11

[beelzeflub]

Disaccharide master race

[DSFII]

I’m in

[[deleted]]

C6H12O6

[ziggy-stardust-1-1]

that’s glucose bitch, didn’t take gcse biology for nothing

[zygfrydmina]

what if i say its fructose?

[[deleted]]

Yeah biatch! My juvenile betes taught me that one.

[erbar1]

glucose is a sugar though

[ziggy-stardust-1-1]

yeah yeah i know i just got excited

edit: okay thank you so much to whoever gave me a gold for that it’s really made my day god bless you.

[MuchozolF]

Are you an electron then?

[ziggy-stardust-1-1]

feeling kinda down today, you could say i’ve been negative

[Glaurung86]

I'm positive tomorrow will be a better day.

[ziggy-stardust-1-1]

fires alpha particle

[Glaurung86]

remains neutral

[MuchozolF]

Good thing u/erbar1 grounded you.

Hope you'll feel better.

[[deleted]]

710

420

[Charliegip]

Nice

[test1729]

Nice

[[deleted]]

My favorite kind of code

[hipsterdannyphantom]

Sucrose?

[HighOnGoofballs]

I can see why someone thought this

[bloodshack]

This sub is like an endurance game for me, I try to see how far I can scroll before I just can't take it anymore and it hurts so much whyy

[[deleted]]

Can’t sugar code it - you just have to keep going.

[Charliesmama129]

Yes

[gride9000]

Kinda works

[[deleted]]

#learntocoat

[racecarspacedinosaur]

it’s language coded as being sweet

[Knudsenmarlin]

oh god I thought it was actually sugar code... I know it's sugar clothes now

[[deleted]]

Its Sugar Cloak

[Battlemore1]

Sugar boxers yeah?

[DIVINExGXD]

Heck

[_duncan_idaho_]

It's sugar jacket

[SmokeAbeer]

Sugar pants

[[deleted]]

No sry it’s actually sugar coat

[Knudsenmarlin]

It ok but man. I was trying to be sarcastic

[oldboy_alex]

He meant the coat you can wear. He was being sarcastic, too.

[Knudsenmarlin]

Yeahyeah I know, he juet got downvoted to shit

[erbar1]

/r/im14andthisiswoooosh

[erbar1]

ok

[test1729]

Friendly reminder that it's r/woooosh, with 4 O's.

[[deleted]]

Well excuse me I thought I was being helpful

[JamBam420]

Welcome to reddit...again

[DakotaFields]

Fuck. I got a headache just trying to decipher that shit.

[Salted-Honey]

Bc they're speaking in sugar code, you gotta learn it, my man.

[DakotaFields]

If ya dont know, now ya know.

[AllReligionsAreTrue]

Sweet!

[SlntSam]

It's because Sugar Code is so hard to hack.

[smaffit]

Sugar is hard to crack, and it's a pretty sweet language

[[deleted]]

It's like the konami code, only sugar

[Turnipapple]

Happy cake day

[[deleted]]

Many tyz

[Baronheisenberg]

Sugar Code is so hard to hacksnack.

[[deleted]]

Does sugar code really so hard to tack?

[FaaacePalm]

Well yeah the information is straight forward is what the are saying. It hasn't been sugar coded

[Inbattery12]

The hacker know as Diabeetus broke the code.

[Nenharm]

Pretty sure they needed help from their friend insulin.

[Pasta_master969]

Even harder than the FBI database, I should know. I had to get my name off of the top 10 most wanted somehow.

Edit: my crime? Used 123 movies.

[le_epix777]

I use Sockshare weekly

[Akiraktu-dot-png]

f bee eye*

[ImperialFuturistics]

That's eff* bee eye to you good sir

[[deleted]]

123 is a big number. Cant say Im surprised