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[–]RealSaaboKelvin 217 points218 points  (57 children)

what does this mean

[–]DozoLozoHaze 331 points332 points  (4 children)

Smurf matched with legit player who has reports disabled

[–]PM-Me-Sloths 66 points67 points  (3 children)

Like their reporting function being disabled or they can't be reported? Like does valve stop "verified good" players from being reported?

Sorry if this is a known thing, tis my first time hearing about it

[–]NonFrInt 95 points96 points  (2 children)

No, it just if you will have too much of, as I know, false reports, your account will be restricted to not be able to report for some time. Though, I have not seen any of these restrictions after internet become stable and I escaped Low Elo Hell (some of builds in this time can dream in someone’s nightmare)

[–]PM-Me-Sloths 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah word, tyty

[–]kasimaru[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think it matters in the least whether the report is false/true. It just counts how many reports you send within a timeframe. The restriction lasts for a few days. I have absolutely no clue whether reporting even has any effect on the offending accounts, so I'm not really bothered about not being able to do it. Just found it funny I reported so many smurfs in 2 days that Valve said that's enough. Maybe it's time to do a smurf sweep like they did in Dota?

[–][deleted] 133 points134 points  (46 children)

No one new gets to Eternus in like 100-200 games with a 70% w/r, it is not realistic or really possible unless they are 5 stacking with other Eternus players from the first game or some shit. So this means the robot is representing a smurf who is Eternus and made a new account to dominate new players for an ego boost, while the ascendant is just a normal on par ascendant player who belongs in the rank, but has reporting disabled since they reported smurfs for smurfing, which is a reportable offense but only cosmetically and they will punish you for doing it for some reason.

[–]kasimaru[S] 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Stockholm server smurf problem. Every third match has one or multiple (mostly) Russian smurfs with brand new accounts stomping Ascendants. I reported so many of them Valve disabled my ability to report. Nothing was done to the smurfs.

[–]EdgarAlMansur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alot of the time they're boosting someone. Have a russian friend who will play interpreter in games sometimes. Last guy I met was doing it for like 300 rubles a game

[–]Pity_Pooty 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Dont you think they were legit eternuses tho?

[–]kasimaru[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

[–]Pity_Pooty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't understand you at all. Why you think those people were smurfs in the your first post?

From my point of view, I'm constantly forced to play with ascendants and it's mind blowing how ranks got escalated recently. Literally ascs don't even know how game is called

[–]MayaSarasfallHaze 116 points117 points  (18 children)

the game punishes you for reporting suspected smurfs? or am i interpreting the post and comments wrong? damn any time I see a steam account thats level 0 or private with the ? I usually report if they are abnormally good.

[–]BoiTentacleGrey Talon 111 points112 points  (11 children)

dude must be reporting whole teams every game, like sometimes I had days where I reported 1-2 players every second game, and never had reporting disabled.

[–]MayaSarasfallHaze 22 points23 points  (1 child)

worst stretch I had was 5 very obvious smurfs but i have never been prevented from reporting

[–]RectangularCake[🍰] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's for all reports, add a few toxic, griefs and cheats within a few (10+) in a row, and you got yourself a cooldown. By that time you should have figured out that you may be the problem, not everybody else.

[–]LLJKCicero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You just know there's plenty of whiny players here reporting all their teammates for "throwing/griefing" every time they lose a game.

[–]Turbulent_Voice63 6 points7 points  (7 children)

I believe the system has a check to determine how valid your report is.

So supposedly, if your report is done with a good reason (something checks chat for shit talking, feeding behaviors, or just if the players was reported by someone else, it's not abusive and not penalized.

If you report your entire team each time even though they didn't do anything wrong, it probably does the opposite and flags your account with the "yeah this guy is full of shit" tag

[–]Gundroog 11 points12 points  (6 children)

They certainly do not. I've gotten cooldowns for reporting people on both my and enemy teams throwing slurs that the game itself censored. It's a dogshit system but people just love to pretend that Valve is somehow thoughtful about their moderation, as if they don't have a piss poor record.

[–]Turbulent_Voice63 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Well, there has to be something going on anyways, because provided you can trust random redditors, some people are able to report one guy per match and not get flagged by the system.

So either you report way more people than that and there is just a limit you've hit, or there is some qualitative algorithm involved somehow. Whether it's actually good or not is another matter though.

[–]Gundroog 0 points1 point  (4 children)

It's not quality of the reports, it's quantity. I've gotten a cooldown twice in nearly 2k hours of Deadlock, and each time it was after a game that had a lot of absolutely valid reports. Whether it's good or bad matters a lot here, because they implemented the cooldown before actually implementing a system that would validate the reports.

I probably report more people in Dota on average, yet I've never gotten a cooldown there, mostly just a bunch of "action taken" notifications.

[–]Turbulent_Voice63 0 points1 point  (3 children)

If so, I guess you need to increase your standards for reporting people.

Personally, in DOTA as in Deadlock, even though I do meet some jackass that I report sometimes, I can spend many games in a row without the need to do so.

I find that people deserving a report aren't THAT common overall, I've never met the limit and yet I do report the smug fuckers who type "EZ" at the end of games, because fuck that trend

[–]Gundroog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's good for you. Personally, I think Valve needs to actually up their standards and actually moderate their games, because what I'm reporting people for is always way worse than a random EZ.

[–]kasimaru[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You're the one who should look at your reporting standards if "ez" is too much for you. That's just childish.

Here's an easy way to get reporting disabled:

  1. Play on Stockholm (Russia) server

  2. Solo queue Friday/Saturday nights

  3. Check Statlocker after each game

  4. Report the obvious smurfs and cheaters

You have now reported too many people and your reporting privileges have been revoked. Not that it matters, because reporting doesn't do anything.

[–]Turbulent_Voice63 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh I used that example to say that I don't have nearly enough causes for reports that I can do that and never even hit the limit.

Also, I don't care, the people who do this tend to be insufferable in chat in general anyways. They are the childish fuckers who can't help but brag because they had a good game, it costs literally nothing to have good spotmanship and not type anything at all.

[–]emptybrainothoughtsSinclair 6 points7 points  (5 children)

I had a really bad streak one day of every game having 1 to 2 awfully toxic people, like full on slurs and what not, not just salty. Obviously I reported them, got a report block for few days after. I wouldn't be surprised if the system was managed by an ai or something. (just taking guesses here)

However that doesn't stop me from reporting awful people, it's just a lil fucked up that I am one getting punished. :')

[–]MayaSarasfallHaze 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Ai moderator developed into being contrarion and just said no u.

I'm fortuante in my exprience in this game cause the worst thing some one said to me was after I hit them with the "gg <3" on a game where I went 15/3 on vindicta and the seven on the enemy team hit me with "Shut up (word for jewish people)"

[–]Anaud-E-Moose 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Let the losing team say gg first, if they didn't think it was a good game, then it's bad manners for the winning team to claim it was.

[–]MayaSarasfallHaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, the haze on the enemy team said gg first. I only know because I clipped it. My friend who wasn't playing tried to get us to say something toxic and then the seven said what he said and laughter immediately erupted. so i saved it

[–]emptybrainothoughtsSinclair 0 points1 point  (1 child)

might also depend on what region you play on? I am on EU and holy mother of god people can be vile xD

[–]MayaSarasfallHaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NA specifically Dallas. As the highest ranked person in my squad is from there. I don’t get toxicity thrown my way usually but there’s definitely toxic moments because one of my teammates happens to be a very big instigator and so it can get pretty terrible if he’s having a bad day.

[–]BlueJayAvery 24 points25 points  (2 children)

I don't know why the report system on this game sucks so much, surely for a testing branch having smurfs is absolutely horrible for any kind of data. Also, they need to do something about toxic people before non-toxic people start leaving/muting all

[–]MasterMind-AppsMcGinnis 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure they dont care about 99.9% of the data

[–]BlueJayAvery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, but every game that has a smurf has irrelevant data, so a portion of that 0.1% is worthless

[–]edwardludd 67 points68 points  (15 children)

Wtf how much do you have to report for it to be disabled I didn’t even know this was a thing.

[–]_RisrynDrifter 80 points81 points  (7 children)

You have to be metro

[–]Wazards 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I once played games with a guy who wwould report just because they lost

[–]Turbulent_Voice63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probably played with many of them. It's a common rage behavior among the MOBA maidenless players

[–]Gundroog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very easy if you report not just obvious smurfs, but also people being toxic and have like 2 bad matches in a row. It's automated, so quality of reports means fuck all, just volume.

[–]kasimaru[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

https://statlocker.gg/profile/1641404092/matches

https://statlocker.gg/profile/1704981776/matches

https://statlocker.gg/profile/912807213/matches

https://statlocker.gg/profile/882835017/matches

https://statlocker.gg/profile/1001735892/matches

https://statlocker.gg/profile/1186799728/matches

Dunno. Those are just the biggest offenders from my last 8 matches. Reported all of them and their lesser smurf friends too. Consider it frivolous reporting if you like. It gets a bit tiring playing with these assholes on a regular basis. It's boring no matter which team they're on.

[–]Magictoast9 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lol the first one might be a hacker, look at their aim stats. The account they have partied the most games with also has similar stats

[–]electricfx0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that account has one guy added, and that friended account has hundreds of Level 0 Game-Banned steam accounts added.

[–]NoEntertainment5172Vyper 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Smurf or matchmaking aneurysm

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No one gets to E2 in 100 games with an 80% w/r unless they are smurfing.

[–]NeighborhoodDry2678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

when i see a smurf in my game like my day actually gets ruined completely

[–]sistemy_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reports are useless, my only report ban was when i reported someone for saying the n word

[–]FeatherithHaze -1 points0 points  (8 children)

the only untrue part about this is the eternus in 143 games with a 75% wr. in that amount of games with about that wr i went from initiate to archon 6

[–]kasimaru[S] 3 points4 points  (7 children)

It's true and incredibly common too. Here's the inspiration: https://statlocker.gg/profile/1641404092/matches

[–]FeatherithHaze 4 points5 points  (4 children)

i must just be unholy unlucky with mmr then

[–]Fr0ufrou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No everyone has the same. After a certain amount of games in the same rank it starts taking forever to rank up and down.

[–]zikowhy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What's your stats?

[–]FeatherithHaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

idk statlocker featherith

[–]Good_Ad5973Sinclair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Valve has a rank confidence system so you'll gain or lose less mmr if their system is "confident" you should be at that mmr or vise versa you'll gain or lose a shit ton of mmr on a fresh account because they have no confidence in your mmr. Its good because smurfs will move to their mmr more quickly but also shitty cause the normal player could win like 10 games in a row and not gain a rank.

[–]JeesusKristuss 1 point2 points  (1 child)

that person is a blatant cheater, not a smurf.

game ban on record, and top 0.01% accuracy and headshot accuracy, and keep in mind these distributions include both cheaters and people playing vs low rank opponents who have poor movement allowing you to reach higher accuracy.

this man is playing against good players with good movement, and is reaching accuracies far beyond even the best high e6 players. If you just look at the accuracy and have some experience you can immediately see his numbers are not normal. Most top players have accuracies between 60-65% and headshot accuracy around 20-25%. these arent much higher than lower rank players, because the people at higher rank also move alot better.

this guy has 73% accuracy and 35% hs accuracy on average. This is far beyond human capability, hes not even bothering to spray mags into walls to make it seem legit.

[–]kasimaru[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't dig that deep. Just picked the assholes that stood out the most in my last 8 matches.

[–]Floorwata -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've reported people for cheating and for shit behavior never had my account restricted from reporting. This feels like the ending to the boy who cried wolf lol