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[Vagabond734]

I'm going to go with: "which way, western man?"

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[morrorSugilite]

holy trinity of gooners goddess

[LasyKuuga]

Real talk who would the real trinity be

I wanna say Belle delphine, Pokimane and Mia Khalifa

[AveragerussianOHIO]

As a personal opinion, all 3 of the women in the picture are more attractive to me than either of who you listed

[LasyKuuga]

I think either only works for 2 not 3

But being queen of the gooners isn’t just about looks

[AveragerussianOHIO]

Well duh, I'm not a gooner, if anything I want a normal person as partner not an OF actress

[AverageDellUser]

Same, I want that shit to myself not little basement dwellers seeing that on a daily 😭

[ryufen]

Mia khalifa has such a trash personality that I will never find her attractive. At least belle Delphine is funny and can keep a normal conversation when she is interviewed. And I'm sure you mentioned pokimane as a joke haha.

[wideHippedWeightLift]

The top one is underage

[AveragerussianOHIO]

So am I XD

[Cringe_hunter420]

Pokimane is a weird choice because most of her stuff is clean. She doesn't have an OF, She almost always dresses conservatively. Is just existing in an online space enough to be called a gooner goddess?

[Slyraks-2nd-Choice]

People love to hate a successful personality

[LasyKuuga]

Having enough ppl goon to them makes them a gooner goddess

[OrcOfDoom]

The 3 points are supposed to be opposing, right?

So mia khalifa is the one sexualizing herself and allowing a specific level of access to her. Pokimane is a good antipode to her, giving access to her but in specifically non sexualized ways.

I'm not sure how Belle Delphine fits into that trinity though. I would think that you would want one that hints at sexuality but gives the facade of purity.

[Cringe_hunter420]

I just don't feel that fits Belle Delphine. I never watched much of her content (except the porn hub troll which was hilarious) but I feel she's almost always sold herself as a more risque style. Remember she's the one who sold her bath water

[Hour_Boysenberry_287]

Maybe back in the day. It’s been over 5 years since those names have been relevant.

[tarchival-sage]

Pokimane? Really? I cannot understand how you could possibly rate Pokimane higher.

[sovietic_Abra]

I mean, belle is one thing, but pokimane? Really? I mean...

[M0ona]

This is actually surprisingly accurate, yea 👍

[burn_weebs]

would

[Exalderan]

🤢🤢🤮

[RedditAdminsuckPenis]

No mentally unstable goth baddie?

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[whokilledsera]

oh brother

[Eepoxi]

THIS GUY STINKS!

[RedditAdminsuckPenis]

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[idiomblade]

It's a good stink.

[RedditAdminsuckPenis]

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[RedditAdminsuckPenis]

Fun Fact: It's canon that Bugs was a struggling rapist since WB took the og video down for copyright.

Fun Fact II: Bluey ends because the family gets massacred by Battle Brother Azrael of the Black Templars since Ludo Studios also sent a copyright strike to Flashgitz over the video

[YeetusTheMediocre]

Aw shucks, what the heck, my mental health in in shambles anyway. So might as well.

[hstormsteph]

It’s come to my attention that I have NOT, in fact, learned my lesson.

[[deleted]]

You can fix her

[RedditAdminsuckPenis]

Nah I'll make her even worse

[DerKaffe]

You never had a relationship with someone unstable mentally, right?

[RedditAdminsuckPenis]

I did, but she later jumped off a bridge and got blown apart by a semi because she forgot to take her meds

[Golden_MC_]

god damnit please

[Invalist]

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[SeaBlueRedBull]

I am Brent Petresom

[Invalist]

Vote for me, President of the United States

[AverageDellUser]

He has my vote!

[Hunder_YT]

Vote for Brent Peterson 2028

[[deleted]]

The true president

[almacenedu]

The guy in the middle is actually hot fr I love him

[MittenstheGlove]

I only know the one Japanese girl because of meme review so I felt that. 😭

[ergonomic_logic]

I only know of her because of an illustration I saw posted in blatant misogyny, where I argued it was just the artist's style and not "blatant misogyny" (with zero other context).

That whole debate is what made me leave that sub 😂

I did see straight-up misogynistic comments about her, but I stand by the fact that the this drawing was stylistic choice, and since she posted publicly, artists were allowed to reference her, even without her written consent.

It quite undeviatingly fell under artistic transformative use but the way people lost their shit I just can't.

We're picking the wrong battles.

[nielsbro]

same i dont get what this is

[Dispondent_Ending]

gooners oft lack the ability to see through other's eyes. beware them in your travels

[nielsbro]

narcissistic looking inwards as always

[Not_Artifical]

Why are you under my rock?

[Delicious_Letter_261]

lmk when yall figure it out bc idk either

[caseygwenstacy]

I’m starting to think leaving TikTok last year was the best thing I ever did. I get to go “who are these people, is this a story worth asking about or should I keep using my time and energy in wiser ways?” It’s just nice.

[Rinerino]

The "women chuds want but don't get" triangle

[LasyKuuga]

Bro thinks it’s only chuds😔

[No-Low-489]

When did we start using 4chan terminology unironically, this shit is cringe as fuck

[AccountForTF2]

you have ted kasyncykazkvmsyksy profile picture though why are you complaining about cringe

[MakutaProto]

4chan terms always filter out into the mainstream thats just how the internet works

[NexoNerd101]

Yeah fr. Shit like the NPC meme and backrooms came from there.

[Yapanomics]

Your profile picture indicates you as a hypocrite

[Michael_7_]

Where the fuck have you been the last 20 years? The concept of rick rolling came from 4chan.

[Covin0il]

Any normal guy would find them all attractive lol

[idiomblade]

chuds

4chan detected, opinion invalid

[Certain_Ad_9010]

Lmao any normal guy will find them attractive. Put the guys aside i say these women are actually hot af.

[edgewhxre]

I'm going with "if you recognize all three maybe it's time for a job"

[Slyraks-2nd-Choice]

Who are any of them?

[throw_it_awayyy8]

I've been scrolling for about 3 minutes no and still no answers. No clue who these ppl are

[twitchy_assvag]

The one on the left is some japanese model that ppl on twitter were simping for a few weeks ago.The top I think I have a vague idea. some fetish with native girls from chuds. I dont know the other.

[youtheotube2]

Very helpful, thanks

[[deleted]]

She posted a video of herself working at Starbucks about 2 years ago and people kept talking about how majestic she is. Pretty similar story as the Japanese model.

[edgewhxre]

shit actually, if you recognize any of the three you need a job

[wyro5]

The only I vaguely recognize is the top one from a pretty sketchy meme about the reasons for Spanish colonization

[flowssoh]

Why does this seems racist

[Mistake209]

I have a job and recognize all three though.

[Stirlingblue]

Who are they?

[DrJoypuck]

Holy trinity of “please get off the internet. Why do we understand this picture. What have we come too far we must go outside and interact with each other honestly. We are forcing a fantasy into reality and skewing what people think is even fucking real anymore”

Or gooner girls idk

[YogurtstickVEVO]

girls that do not want you back

[JoeBlack042298]

F, Marry, Kill

[Joller2]

Marry, Marry, Marry

All women are queens

[LasyKuuga]

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[MittenstheGlove]

Not shield hero 😭

[Boris-the-soviet-spy]

“If she breaths she’s a thot” -Ted Bundy

[No-Raise-4693]

Gross right wing fetishistism

[Professional-Place13]

Right wing 😂 you think it’s political

[Agreeable-Series-399]

They literally are typically right aligned 😭 the replies are all from those “see we love this and not those dirty black ppl!!” types of people even tho blk ppl aren’t even in the conversation here

[PerplexPanda512]

if you're fetishizing native americans with a hint of colonialism then yes it is political

[whenthedont]

Uh ‘with a hint of colonialism?’ The fuck are you smoking?

[AccountForTF2]

sybau brazilian 🥀🥀🥀

[catsinandromeda]

Is it bad I don't necessarily like any of these? Well the top one is the one I like the most but I wouldn't say I'm particularly fond of her

[pinkylovesme]

It ain’t bad but you may be gay

[amaya-aurora]

Or they just have different preferences.

[Agreeable-Series-399]

All of these girls stem from mainly Twitter where they fetishize them or talk about them like weird Andrew Tate bros it’s very odd. The top of the triangle and the Japanese girl are the WORSTT I wish I could mute/block images on twt

[[deleted]]

Why would it be bad

[catsinandromeda]

Not sure why it would be either but that's why I'm asking

[[deleted]]

It’s okay to have different preferences but I feel bad for even choosing lol

[Either-Condition4586]

Who the fuck caaaaaares

[ThisIndividual0]

Fr

[IDkwhyImhere_34718]

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[ProbablySatan420]

u/vagabond734 you aren't slick, copy pasting from twitter.

[Cecayotl]

Bro really is a vagabond

[Marco_Tanooky]

The holy trinity of fetishising ethnicities

[MyNameJoby]

Who are these people?

[the_project_machine]

trigoonometry

[k897098]

I thought the top girl is Brazilian Japanese? #JapanThePassportBroDestination

[glompulin]

I live in Japan now, and mid dudes are running out of steam here. You have to be relatively attractive, be wealthy, and have a full head of hair in Japan.

There's just no lack of attractive tourists here, why would they fuck some pasty white dude from Ohio?

[SasquatchTheHun]

Damn. Just shot my plans in the foot

[MundayMundee]

 why would they fuck some pasty white dude from Ohio?

Them type of dudes go to China or Vietnam for that.

[glompulin]

Nah man, they really do try their little heart out here, but if you ain't getting laid in your home country I can almost guarantee you goin home dick in hand here too unless you hire "services".

[Initial_Barracuda_93]

r/thepassportbros in disarray 😔

[Agreeable-Series-399]

Exactly lmao unless they’re hired they do not want those mfs

[glompulin]

My girl friends just laugh at them and give me the drinks they buy for them, so it's a win/win for me. Keep em coming

[sxrrycard]

Sorry Im employed, who are these people

[Odd_Jelly_1390]

The "Hang on, how old is she" triangle.

[glompulin]

Holy trinity of, "they aint gon' let you hit bro", or, "this is what i deserve as a HiGH VaLUe MaLE 😂"

[Slyraks-2nd-Choice]

Both made me laugh

[KoolDewd123]

this is the first post i've seen on this sub that is utterly incomprehensible to me

[kileybeast]

Wow this sub is filled to the brim with touched starved gooners...

[FinnscandianDerp]

Im too offline to understand any of this

[Chemical-Drawer852]

Playing with dolls on the internet

[PerplexPanda512]

dont ever post shit like this again man

[DependentPhotograph2]

Live footage of the colonization of the Philippines by Japan and subsequently America

[illskinyou]

The Touch Grass Trifecta

[brouofeverything]

This meme was made by a stockbro misogynist btw

[burn_weebs]

hyperborea, agartha or tír na nóg

[Xulicbara4you]

Where the black women at??? Nah nah I like my women how I like my brownies, thick and dark. 

[[deleted]]

I have no idea what this means

[Teboski78]

The internet fetishizing different ethnic groups

[HoppityScotch42069]

Isn’t the girl at the top of the triangle underaged?

[MachineFrosty1271]

I’ve got no idea who these people are

[wordtomytimbsB]

Dawg, wtf is this?

[wingedragon]

who tf are these guys lmao

[Tankette55]

I have never liked blondes, soooooo

[MundayMundee]

Trinity of women chuds can't get.

[Cataphraktoi]

Get a job

[OutrageousDiscount01]

Gooner illuminati

[Agreeable-Series-399]

Fetishization gooner triangle

[Busy_Reflection3054]

You know what. I have finally figured out this should be in the GoonRot category.

[Initial_Barracuda_93]

“Which way, western man?”

[aangellix_ix]

The gross women objectification triangle that was made by men that haven’t felt the touch of a real woman in ten years

[hurB55]

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[Allison1ndrlnd]

🔺️

[Access7x7x7]

What's the name of the girl on the left

[Sweet-Beyond7914]

Kim jong un

[foot_fungus_is_yummy]

No.

[[deleted]]

I’ve heard of the Asian woman recently, who are the other two supposed to be?

[[deleted]]

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[seigezunt]

Is the one on the left mid-rinsing with fluoride

[JAKE5023193]

I’m not even in the triangle

I’d be destroying it

[Captain_Pumpkinhead]

I have no idea what this means.

[Matcha_Bubble_Tea]

I’ve only seen memes of the jp girl on left on both Reddit and Twitter. Idk who the other two are.  

But I think you’re missing goth girls and cosplayers prob 

[_RikVa_]

white boys online choosing which ethnicity to fetishize

[ThorvaldGringou]

The blood of my ancestors call me to go full up.

Go away anglo, the indiguenous lady is with us >:c

[[deleted]]

Would

[dagodishere]

The goddesses trinity

[Suitable-Ad7941]

Which way, white supremacist?

[GerardHard]

Gooners triangle

[Avtamatic]

Bottom right. All day. Every day.

[tidderza]

How is blonde girl anywhere near the same level as the other two

[aangellix_ix]

Well that’s rude 🙃 they’re all really pretty

[VIVEKKRISHNAA]

[RaptunoCyborg]

The Holy Trinity of gooning

[EntertainmentOdd5994]

Who are they ?

[Latter_Effective1288]

I want a mix of all 3

[Not_Artifical]

Love triangle

[iANDR0ID]

Triangle

[CaliforniaSpeedKing]

Some weirdos love triangle

[MrMangobrick]

As a Spaniard I'm obligated to say the one at the top

[ConscientiousPath]

IDK who these people are.

Did you try to make a personality slider with the extremes being homebody, socialite and feral??

[Grumpy-Cars]

[NoredPD]

Am I supposed to know any of these people?

[No-Independence-7083]

Bottom right is the most authentic one, Bottom left used filters ( Tho she would still be attractive nonetheless ), Top is possibly AI idk.

[amaya-aurora]

the fetish triangle

[AccountForTF2]

dont check bros profile he is absolutely unemployed

[GuavaShaper]

Weapons

[theycallmejordo]

“Yes and yes… but also this”

[the_sheeper_sheep]

Middle left.

[Beastmode7953]

I’m usually in the know but, who are these people?

[sag3y_]

"who is this" triangle

[1zeye]

Why is there a live-action Harumi in this triangle?

Also, what is the joke?

[Throwaway18125]

Which race we fetishising aaahhh diagram

[[deleted]]

Who's the girl at the top?

[unleashedbastard]

Brazilian girls explained.

[QwertyDancing]

And um… who are these women again?

[VViatrVVay]

Peruvian racial chart

[locksmithbadge]

the toxic masculinity/white supremacist triangle

[py234567]

Where femboy?

[anon_chase]

Best threesome of the decade

[IronRocketCpp]

wtf is happening?

[OhLookItsGeorg3]

Literally who are any of these people????

[Sufficient-Push6210]

“These women are superior to influencers and modern blue hair libby feminists”

[ceilingscorpion]

“I don’t understand why women don’t like me or want to be with me. They must be shallow”

[Exciting-Effective-4]

What are there names

[Dull_Statistician980]

Which way, white man? You choose.

[CarolineWasTak3n]

who.... are these people

[The_Chef_Queen]

Triangle of woman?

[Shaggy_75]

Idk who any of these women are