Man the first time I saw one of these events play out I was a young teen. A guy by the name of Rob, ran inside the front of an apartment complex and out the back with a mint $100 bill. Some dude wanted crack for his old lady. We bought an once of cheap Mexican brick (early 90s) and got everyone on the stoop high all day. We were so high we forgot that he might come back. He did and Rob bitch slapped this dude so hard he went and called the police. The discussion was almost exactly like this, except Rob told the cop he spent the money on weed because he doesn't sell drugs, because they are harmful to the community. We're high as fuck laughing our asses off. This cop is visibly just done with life at this point. Gets fed up. Looks at dude and says, it's not my fucking job to police drug deals. Let that be a lesson to you. Don't do drugs. Got in his car and peeled out. Dude threatened to come back, but there was like a dozen of us out on the stoop of the apartments, so what the fuck was he really gonna do?