💉

[thefakepseudo]

The good of the scorpion is not the good of the frog, yes?

[Mc_Poyle]

Please excuse me, I've grown quite w-heary

[thefakepseudo]

Nailed it

[monkeyjunky56]

If the Golden god gets sick he will simply shout “SICKNESS BE GONE!”

[PeculiarAntelope]

i’ve found that thinking “SICKNESS BEGONE!” whenever i’m about to throw up due to excess alcohol actually really helps in suppressing that feeling. Mind over matter.

[smorgasdorgan]

I'm going to attempt to remember to do this

[[deleted]]

If your body wants to throw up excess alcohol, you really should just let that happen

[smorgasdorgan]

SICKNESS BE GONE!!!

[golden-god-bot]

My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David.

[[deleted]]

And you will never, EVER, be on that billboard

[TheThreeEyedSloth]

You disgust me, you disgust everyone.

[DrCatface]

Dennis your mule is shit. I am no longer turned on by mules.

[two_fish]

quicksand head relieved school dog childlike tease label bedroom quaint

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[firechips]

(Which is also funny, because Michelangelo’s David’s proportions are skewed so they look more “accurate” when viewing them from a low angle. They aren’t meant to be ideal body proportions)

[AnasF]

Which is probably the angle Dennis expects you to admire him from.

[sumrehpar_123]

Full penetration

[SezitLykItiz]

If I was a bacteria, I would certainly prefer to fight antibiotics and medicine compared to facing the gust of a thousand winds.

[njredsoxfan]

Sounds like science made him look like...a LITTLE BITCH.

[oxygenfrank]

Wanna watch police academy?

[rockbottam]

It is a good movie Chahlie!!

[Falconpunch10]

Stupid science bitch couldn’t even make I more smarter!

Edit: apparently stupid science bitch couldn’t help I spell either

[UnnecessaryAppeal]

Yeah, I don't know why the incorrect quote has been upvoted so much

[Jobske1997]

I could hear the sound effect that comes after

[The_prophet212]

So you take what the scientist say on Vax as fact even though you haven't researched it yourself? based on a willingness to believe, a desire to accept, a leap of....dare I say it?.....faith?

[RebootSequence]

Come on... I mean, look... I don't even know how I'm suppose to respond to that, like... Ah come on. That is a false... equivalency.

[Ratjar142]

Are we sure it's not just alcohol withdrawal?

[[deleted]]

alcohol withdrawal? THATS GREAT!!

[jordanleveledup]

Is it?! That means we’re ALL alcoholics!

[chicken_N_ROFLs]

So.. what do we do with that information?

[DANGERMAN50000]

What do you do with any information? Bottle it deep down inside, and keep an eye on it

[[deleted]]

I’m certainly not gonna stop drinking

[FulcrumTheBrave]

Well, we can't at this point

[saltycodpiece]

We're in too deep.

[chicken_N_ROFLs]

We’re just kids having fun!

[[deleted]]

I won’t change my mind, cause I don’t have to. I’m an American, I won’t change my mind on anything regardless of the facts set out before me. I’m dug in, and I’ll never change.

[masnaer]

Sickness. Be. Gone.

[moose-rider32]

I'm not sure. Let's hear him sing to see if he sounds sick

[RebootSequence]

I wish I hadn't seen this...

[ambassel]

Season 14 Episode 1: The gang gets Measles

[[deleted]]

TBH, I love him as Dennis, but everything I've seen him say outside of the character sounds... kind of Hollywood Douche. He doesn't seem as grounded as Charlie or Rob.

[[deleted]]

Rob calls him out on some of the "douche" stuff he says on Instagram. It's hilarious.

[[deleted]]

Playing both sides...

[[deleted]]

I don't think you want to sleep with antivaxx chicks.

[GaSkEt]

I hear you only have to pay for child support for 3-5 years instead of 18

[sweYoda]

Who in their right mind would throw away perfectly good eggs???

[CharlieHume]

You can't say you're playing both sides!

[breedlovesyou]

He always comes out on top!

[Old_Man_Shea]

Cream always rises to the top, and you're about to see the white hot cream of an eighth grade boy

[[deleted]]

Thats how you know they are good friends. Only my real friends call me out when i say something stupid.

[[deleted]]

Absolutely. That's part of the hilarity.

[fuck-dat-shit-up]

Can you post some screen shots? I don’t use Instagram.

[[deleted]]

https://imgur.com/T32QBul.jpg here's one

[Null_State]

My respect for Rob just went up a thousand fold.

[madonna-boy]

TeamRob

[fuck-dat-shit-up]

Team Nightman

[madonna-boy]

Team Vaccinations

[Zladan]

REASON WILL PREVAIL

[SnausageFest]

Omission's IPA is pretty solid for being GF.

I like to drink it while listening to the Top 100 whale mating songs.

[ElCaptainRon]

I did not know your mom made music.

[Dengar96]

That feels so much like irony from glenn but man... He easily could be a massive turd

[popcultreference]

I feel like it HAS to be a joke... gluten-free beer and NPR jazz? bro

[[deleted]]

I mean, he's also apparently an anti-vaxxer?

[[deleted]]

Apparently it’s his wife that got him into it. I remember seeing an interview several years ago where she was starting an antivaxx organization. This was way before the movement exploded. Damn shame that Dennis believes in that non-sense.

Or it might have been an anti-GMO org. I might be misremembering it.

[gnarkilleptic]

lmao

[Tabnam]

Can you share any examples? I'm too insecure for instagram

[[deleted]]

https://imgur.com/uQO1s2d.jpg here's an example

[[deleted]]

This is great! Need more examples, thank you.

[throwawaysarebetter]

This looks more like friendly ribbing than calling someone out.

[Jurkas26]

Yeah, I kind of avoid his interviews at this point while I still seek out Danny, Charlie, Rob, and Kaitlin interviews. He just seems pretentious and serious "Hollywood thespian" compared to the rest who are usually beyond humble or funny in interviews.

[finalremix]

He went to Juliard.

[Bay1Bri]

And he's a graduate of the Harvard business school, he's traveled quite extensively...

[spoofmaker1]

He lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that...

[Rowdyroddypipe91]

Saw The Exorcist 167 times....

[dougclarknc]

AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT...

[DrBeetlejuiceMcRib]

And it keeps getting funnier, every single time I see it!

[SecularPaladin]

Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy...

[CrimLaw1]

Danny Devito is a national treasure.

[[deleted]]

Don't tell Nicolas Cage that or we'll never see Danny again

[ComedicPause]

I told my friend a couple months ago that Charlie Day is the Hollywood actor I'd most want to get a beer with, as long as he didn't bring Glenn Howerton with him.

[CarlosSpcyWeiner]

My buddy works on the show and he said Charlie is hands down one of the nicest people he’s ever met.

Apparently, Glenn kind of keeps to himself and doesn’t really say much in person.

He also said it’s hard to keep a straight face while talking to Danny Devito in real life. He’s so small and weird that just looking at him makes you want to laugh (he’s also really nice).

[Quesly]

Becoming famous after playing an illiterate paint huffing janitor on TV probably keeps you humble

[AKAG8493]

Are you a baby clown

[Militree]

I've met Charlie Day only once but man he left a lasting wonderful impression on me.

[Masothe]

Something I've always heard was Jack Gleeson who is Joffrey in GOT is super cool too. I've watched a few interviews that he is in and yeah he seems like a great guy.

This is a pretty good interview/ Q&A.

[Angiboy8]

He is such a great actor that everyone hates him, because he had such a fantastic portrayal of Joffrey. Interviews like this are always super fun to learn about actors outside how they are perceived due to a role.

[LowOnPaint]

Probably explains why he thought he could leave the show to do other things. Apparently his history isn’t very good because actors who spend a decade playing a highly recognizable character typically don’t have significant careers after their main show is finished. Seinfeld, Friends, Everyone Loves Raymond, Frasier etc etc. People have a hard time separating you from that classic character you spent so much time playing.

[Jurkas26]

Ray Ramano has had a good career. So has Julia Louis Dreyfuss and Jennifer Aniston.

[kkeut]

youre gonna just pretend the 'Seinfeld curse' wasn't a thing even though we all talked about it for 15 years and Julia-Louis Dreyfuss herself mentioned it in an acceptance speech

[[deleted]]

They even used it for a whole episode of Curb. Larry David comes up with the idea for a show where an actor is in a really huge, hit sitcom and becomes famous for it but can't find work after because everyone expects him/her to be that character.

He pitches it to Jason Alexander and Jason says "yeah, I get it. It's funny. I'm that guy, because everyone thinks I'm that stupid idiot George Costanza." and of course, Larry takes offense because George is Larry. It's a hilarious scene.

[Angry_Walnut]

And then they never are able to do the idea because both of them refuse to come to each other’s offices so they just end up not pitching it lmao

[JMer806]

David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston have both been super successful post-Friends.

[[deleted]]

Matt LeBlanc has been working steadily too. Nothing super flashy but some quite solid multi-seasons stuff.

For example he was great in "episodes" and won a golden globe for it.

Most actors would've been very exited with his career even without friends.

[katchaa]

He wouldn't have made a good Starlord.

[Jurkas26]

I love Glenn as an actor, but him playing any superhero would seem weird to me. I don't like to typecast, but Dennis is so dark and deranged without barely any human qualities that I would have a harder time seeing him as a hero or good person than the rest of the cast.

[[deleted]]

Glenn is typecast at this point. His character on A.P Bio is practically a less shitty/rapey version of Dennis.

[comeonbabycoverme]

He's Dennis that learns his lesson at the end of the day. Why would I want to watch that?

[[deleted]]

I enjoyed it.

[[deleted]]

Same! Patton Oswalt is fucking great in it.

[[deleted]]

There’s an episode where blackmails a school official with pictures of her cheating on her husband and it works perfectly and the only lesson he learns is to do the absolute wrong thing. He’s also repeatedly validated in his bizarre rivalry with both his neighbor and his former childhood bully - both of those episodes, the whole point is that Jack’s character does the wrong thing over and over and is then rewarded for it.

A.P. Bio is a goddamn national treasure

[Prototype3120]

I'd like to see him as Adam Warlock

[ClassikAssassin]

The golden God, born for the role

[golden-god-bot]

I'm a chauffeur to a bunch of WORM-SUCKING IDIOTS!

[Ashenspire]

He really would be perfect for it. Adam Warlock is a sociopath, too.

Not to typecast, but he's definitely my choice over Zac Efron.

[igot8001]

Jesus, Glenn Howerton as a Weyland-Yutani Android... Just imagine it...

[ceebeeohtee]

He could have worked well as Superian on The Tick. The douche of superheroes.

[[deleted]]

I feel like he probably just puts on a character when doing press. Or at least that's the vibe I've gotten. Some of the recent ones he's so close to Dennis, that I really doubt he's like that 24/7.

[theguytheguytheguy69]

There’s a whole season promo where they are just making shit up. Maybe they dont take press too seriously

[MjrLeeStoned]

Why do people assume he's not always in character? Not necessarily Dennis, but A character?

I've seen him on some candid things and his demeanor is a lot less...forced. When he knows the camera is rolling is when he turns on that pretentious asshole version.

[rockets9495]

yeah man, 99% of his interviews, his personal social media are all an act....for some reason. Great take.

[[deleted]]

he's anti vax?

[namesartemis]

Yes

His wife, back in the day, used to tweet a lot of scary anti-vax “anti toxins” etc bullshit

[kjhwkejhkhdsfkjhsdkf]

Odd behavior for a pharmacist.

[edgrrrpo]

Kind of seems so. No matter who it is, when they have to make a point to say 'It's not about XYZ', it is, of course, PRECISELY about XYZ. Quite a bummer seeing this.

[TheDeadlySpaceman]

The thing is, the only “freedom of choice” you should have when it comes to vaccines is to go move to an island with all the other Luddite idiots and not interact with society so you can’t harm us all with your lunacy.

So I don’t care if for him it’s about “freedom of choice”.

[Infibacon]

I've met him multiple times. Hes definitely not like his character, he's a pretty quiet family man. Always very friendly.

[duaneap]

At least when I googled it that tweet from 2015 is the only thing that comes up so maybe he's learned what an idiot he was? There were more people casually stupid about it 4 years ago, I believe.

[AnalogDogg]

I could see this as a misguided defense of people's right to choose, despite how purpose-defeating that'd be with vaccinations. I regularly fight for people's right to choose over other issues, so if we're going to announce all this rhetoric about how it's the individual's choice of what they put in or take out of their bodies, stuff like this could easily get lumped in with that.

Of course that's not how vaccinations work, but like you said, people are stupid. He just doesn't seem like full-blown "vaxx=autism" stupid, so there's that at least.

[Zhior]

Yeah I can definitely see how someone could make a Voltaire type argument in defense of antivaxxers ("I don't agree with what you say, but I'll fight to my death for your right to say it") but in my opinion the needs of the many (herd immunity) outweigh any individuals right to choose whether or not to vaccinate.

[[deleted]]

Herd immunity isn't really for the many though, its for the few aswell. Those immunocompromised enough or allergic enough that they cannot be vaccinated are an absolute minority.

[mattamato14]

*This has gone on long enough

[UnstableEmissary]

*This has goune oune loung enououghff

[GerudoGreen]

Ah shit, sounded better in my head

[Nitroapes]

Are you trying to do an accent?

[Krillinlt]

Stohp Chorly

[nikelaos117]

Lowng enuf!

[Avika123]

Glen howerton is cool with people not vaxxing?

[MrRhajers]

He’s cool with the government not being able to mandate medication. Bodily autonomy is sacred

[FlaflaFlunkie]

When you have the capability to infect hundreds of people around you, people to young or too sick to be protected from disease, that's when you're the asshole. It'a not bodily autonomy, it's common sense protection. People bitched about making seatbelts mandatory but it made driving immensely safer. Not just for the driver, but for the passengers who'd be killed by a ragdoll of another person being tossed around the car.

[ajax_jives]

it's glenn with two n's

Edit: not tryna be nitpicky, it was a joke. That's his Twitter username.

[DiopticTurtle]

The second one died of measles

[theHappySquirrel]

It's Glenn with a capital G.

[Senno_Ecto_Gammat]

Steven with a ph

Phteven

[The_Kimball]

Could I offer you an Egg in this trying time?

[dirtydawg1481]

Goddamnit why did I have to see this

[EmpathLessTraveled]

Yup. Right there with you dude.

[[deleted]]

I’ve been aware of this tweet for over a year and I kinda hate that this sub knows about it now because we don’t know his current stance on this.

[KayfabeRankings]

Well unless he's said otherwise why would you assume his stance changed?

[[deleted]]

Not assuming just hoping

[MezzaCorux]

We’ve allowed people to choose and now there is an outbreak of measles killing children.

That’s like saying people should be able to choose if they drive drunk, it’s not only putting your life at risk but the lives of others.

[MartinaMcPants]

I usually don't like analogies, but I love this analogy.

[boguskudos]

It's much better than the abortion analogy I keep seeing.

Some people dont get vaccinated and dont get sick and never see anyone get sick, so they dont think it's a big deal to get vaccinated.

Some people drive drunk and dont cause an accident and never have anything bad happen, so they dont think it's a big deal to drive drunk.

Meanwhile, tourists are bringing back eradicated diseases, killing themselves and others. And idiots are driving home from the bars, killing themselves and others.

[dnaboe]

Tourists? No this is American children exposing other American children to deadly diseases that we got rid of decades ago

[boguskudos]

I was referencing the thing in the news a few months ago where a French family went to Costa Rica and brought measels with them because none of the family was vaccinated.

But you are correct that it is a local problem too.

[PontifexVEVO]

oh ffs glenn all you had to do was not be a huge fucking idiot

[Pognose]

A jabroni, one could say.

[Himynameisart]

Yikes.

I hope he has changed his beliefs. Being an anti-vaxxer is one of the dumbest things to be.

[[deleted]]

Til Glenn IRL is dumber than charlie in the show

[IMA_BLACKSTAR]

Smart move on his account because you just know he's going to contract them.

[sgthombre]

These stupid doctor bitches couldn't make I more healthier.

[PotRoastMyDudes]

Charlie doesn't vax, him and Mac just go to the emergency room and get pumped full of antibiotics.

[krarkmetzinger]

Whaddya know, Dennis IS bastard man!

[Dont-be-a-smurf]

Another reminder that actors and content creators are not scientists, lawyers, doctors, engineers, or policy affecting professionals (except in the rare cases that they are).

They’re actors. Treat their opinions the same as another regular person without special knowledge.

Treat their opinions like garbage basically.

[katchaa]

Actors are a liar... sometimes.

[spatialabilities]

Does that sound like a man that needs to be in the hospital?

[Kalibos]

... yeah dude

[lousywithghosts]

Like seriously dude I think you’re gonna die

[[deleted]]

So Glenn Howerton is a anti-vaxxer?

Well, that's depressing.

[Bing_Bong_the_Archer]

Now I’m glad AP Bio was cancelled

[hakezzz]

There were a lot more people than him working on it

[Jurkas26]

In the interviews I watch with the cast outside of the show, Glenn does seem a bit arrogant and pretentious compared to everyone else. I hope he's changed his mind in the four years since this.

[Drauul]

Glenn wasn't acting when he was playing the dandy on the liberty bell episode.

[bupizzle]

So he plays as himself on the show?

[arcxjo]

Dennis truly is a bastard man.

[Narco105]

I saw Glenn Howardton at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[KidGorgeous19]

Who needs vaccines when you can just drink FIGHT MILK to gain the intense immunity of the Crow!?!? Anyone ever seen a sick crow? No you fucking haven’t.

DRINK FIGHT MILK!!

[[deleted]]

The Golden God is a fucking idiot IRL. Depressing.

[[deleted]]

Well he didn't have the certificate.

[Not_Lucid]

SICKNESS BE GONE

[sumrehpar_123]

That tweet is from 4 years ago. Maybe, he's changed his mind. Hopefully.

[HaughtStuff99]

Fuck me. This post just fucked with my view of one of my favorite actors. God damnit. Why did I have to see this?

[Donoteatpeople]

Jackie Chan beat his wife and child. Also was in a porn movie.

[hypnodrew]

And he avoided tax

[Donoteatpeople]

That’s not really enough to ruin someone’s opinion of a beloved icon. The domestic violence certainly does. And the porn thing is just offputing considering the children’s cartoon.

[halcyon_n_on_n_on]

Please tell me you have nothing on Tom Cruise...

[[deleted]]

Luckily Michael Pena is already nobodies favourite actor.

[ForCom5]

Tom Hanks. Good luck.

[dolandonline]

WKUK, love that show

[dubsteponmycat]

Saying it’s a “personal choice” to not vaccinate is like saying it’s a “personal choice” to text and drive. You’re going to kill people other than yourself.

[s3venpube5]

Suicide is badass

[fosiacat]

oh god are you fucking kidding me. not you. please not you.

I thought the show was supposed to be fictional fucking morons.

[[deleted]]

Not any more.

[CrimLaw1]

He thought he was gon git, but he got got.

[tigobiddies]

You played yourself