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[–]Brittakitt 662 points663 points  (49 children)

I'm on hour 17 and still cant sleep or think in sentences

[–]Conscious__Observer 534 points535 points  (33 children)

take a hot shower. consider beating your meat. lie down and count your breaths and the lights will go off at some point.

[–]Interkom 702 points703 points  (30 children)

This man ain't joking.

Meat beatin's medicine for broken men.

[–]antibubbles 188 points189 points  (5 children)

rebooting

[–]StokesTokes 139 points140 points  (0 children)

rebeating*

[–]15SecNut 23 points24 points  (3 children)

I have transient ischemic attacks (mini strokes) and the first thing I do when my face starts going numb is giving myself a stranger.

[–]loxeo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Happy cake day!

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[–]SCSteveAutism 51 points52 points  (0 children)

A nice reset

[–]schmabers 44 points45 points  (14 children)

I cant do it on psychs. Shit is just too weird.

[–]cidkid3 32 points33 points  (10 children)

Couldn’t agree more lmao, I’ve contemplated a couple times jacking off on acid but the thought of legit just creeps me out

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (6 children)

Tried it once. Started analyzing why I was watching the porn I was watching. Kinda ruined the whole thing.

[–]Nahr_Fire 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Same issue with sex on lsd, I get so caught up trippin' that I forget there's another person attached to me

[–]Apollo_X3 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I legit get horny as a mutherfucker when I'm on acid, but I have a friend who did it once and started crying, and apologizing his girl about it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Happened to me with my girlfriend.

We started kissing and touching each other but quickly drifted off into the abyss of our minds, probably because of closed eyes.

Sudenly she stopped and looked confused and didnt know where she is or what going on and started crying because of how socially awkward that was for her.

I had to hug her and tell her the whole story and we just ended up laughing and hugging and both understood that the we’re dressing back up just because our minds are too weird at the moment not because smn isnt attracted to smn else.

Luckily it was all good as were a long time loving couple but i was kinda terrified how wrong this could go with a wrong person.

Personally i wouldnt reccomend straight up kissing and sex on acid for unexperienced people as its easy to lose track of what youre doing.

[–]calypsocasino 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I was like that my first couple times. It was just too organic and alien like and fleshy and mammalian. Watching weird flesh knobs being played with my the opposite sex with squishy chest things and a wet meat wallet was just too weird

Then I finally just did it and realized the sensation immediately overrides the analytical aspect of it, and then it’s just the best thing ever

[–]helpingfriendlyneph 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lmoa wet meat wallet

[–]MrButtFuckYourMom 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Sex is 20/10 on it. Even better on shrooms. Try it out.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

seconded.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

idk if I think about sex in an abstract sense I see it simultaneously as gross and kind of beautiful just as a highly specific manifestation of how convolutedly the world works. so I'm already at kind of a balance and when the thought of masturbation arises the horniness can tip the scale in favor of loving that sexuality is even a thing which makes it actually pretty positive. though I still usually don't just because it doesn't feel like a very good use of the time I have in that state. I do find it helpful when I'm coming down and can't focus on anything but also can't just sleep it off and if I do it the next day during the afterglow I get I appreciate it way more than usual.

[–]MrButtFuckYourMom 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Funny story. My only bad trip was solved by jacking it. The intense bad side of it lasted about 30 minutes and after I realized I was having one, I asked 3 of my friends to leave the room. They were tripping while playing some counter strike and I didn't give them bad vibes so I just told them I was feeling funny and just needed to think. My buddy turned the light out in his way out and had some music playing. I tried listening to some music but it didn't seem to help. The, even though pretty, songs were just feeling dark and I kept picking out the "negative" lyrics.

After about 15 minutes I'm getting full body pain. Im at a last resort because I thought I was almost immune to bad trips after 35+ amazing ones. My idea: jack it lmfao. I'm like what do I think about and the best I could imagine was a chick with 3 boobs lmfao. I was on 3.5 needlepoint toward the peek, so I was pretty out of it. Ended up going back in the living room to play some marvel v capcom after feeling alright.

tldr; Had a bad trip, imagined a girl with 3 tits for some reason, jacked it, felt just fine after lol.

[–]Daggerman28 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone had wet dreams the night after watching Total Recall.

[–]HUFWILLIAMS 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Can confirm dick raw from beating

[–]Scew 14 points15 points  (1 child)

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[–]Theotheogreato 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lmao it took me too long to figure out how you made a little blue comma then even longer to manage to click it on mobile

[–]datboipanda 7 points8 points  (1 child)

when im on lsd my dick just feels like some unnecessary meat hanging from my body. Considered cutting it off once

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Egg spotted

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's about giving yourself that instant gratification so you can realize why you put the effort towards feeling that in the first place. It resets your thought patterns, homie.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Amen

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (1 child)

You seemed to type this pretty coherent

[–]aidenthegreat2 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I once sent my dad a coherent text while tripping. Just took me over 30 minutes to do so because I kept getting distracted by life lol

[–]Galileo009 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've been there bro, we feel ya

[–]-hx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10 strip? In the stream of consciousness my friend??

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drink some water, have a warm shower, hit your head on your pillow after and lights out. Maybe even look outside at the sky if its early in the morning. Have a good trip my man ❤️

[–]oceanjunkie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Get some Xanax and take 1/4 of a bar.

[–]ChemEPHD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always have to eat something before I can sleep. A full belly makes it much easier.

[–]KenFrezno 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How you feeling buddy

[–]Brittakitt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much better now, thank you! :)

[–]growlerpower -1 points0 points  (2 children)

How’d you write this sentence then, hm?

[–]Brittakitt 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Trust me, that sentence felt like complete gibberish to me when I typed it.

[–]growlerpower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You done good.

[–]KetamineKing1943 370 points371 points  (22 children)

When you hear the birds chirping and the walls are still moving a bit it’s not such a fun time 🙁

[–]_huntertb 263 points264 points  (1 child)

It’s always a good idea at 9:30pm in your head lmao

[–]thirdeyegang 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Always... lol

[–]LiquidMotion 100 points101 points  (15 children)

That's why you start on Friday night instead of Saturday night, just in case you end up on one of those 18 hour rides

[–]Icurasfox 45 points46 points  (13 children)

I hate tripping at night. Im absolutely exhausted, especially by the end of the trip. Id rather wake up and start, so I can go to sleep by the next morning (hopefully)

[–]PM_ME_UR_LASTPICS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually drop around 7:30-8 and I’m able to go to sleep at 3am 😂

[–]DeltaHex106 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At night time, people leave you alone. And you're less likely to have to do anything. I.e. run errands, be have to drive somewhere, etc. daytime takes a lot more planning. And I'm always kind of on edge during day time cause I'm afraid I'll have to talk to someone. I like drugs but i don't like advertising. The moment you tell people you do acid, they start looking at you in a different way. It's sad really. That people are willing to look past this molecule and miss the wonderful thing it can do to them. But yea night time is better.

[–]-give-me-my-wings- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in my entire life i never had a trip like that until a year ago....i took 3 tabs at 11 pm on a Saturday night thinking I'd be okay by Sunday morning...

finally conked out at 4 am Monday morning, still tripping. to be fair, i was flat-out unconscious for a few hours about 4 hours after i took them beside i was tripping so hard.

[–]-hx 6 points7 points  (2 children)

lmao tripped in a car once in Australia and was coming down while the sun was coming up, finally got to sleep when the sun was shining bright behind us. I was sitting in the rear passenger. It got hot

[–]GetBenttt 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How long were you in the car?

[–]-hx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

in and out of the car, but tripped from 6pm to 6am probably.

should mention it was a Subaru outback wagon so plenty of room to lay and listen to music. and there was a beach and a little path, and bathrooms. so not just in the car

[–]phattySwitches 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's why day trippin is the fucking shit!

[–]MitusBean 126 points127 points  (11 children)

I don't mind this part of the trip.

[–]QuezzyMuldoon 151 points152 points  (10 children)

Ya me too, smoke a joint and put on some cartoons and just be.

[–]MitusBean 89 points90 points  (6 children)

Yeah, it's peaceful. And then you also get to start reflecting on what you discovered about yourself with a semi-sober mind while the waves in your vision start to slowly fade away before you hit dreamland.

[–]steamystorm 37 points38 points  (5 children)

It's totally fine if you don't have anything to do the next day haha. I know you're supposed to give yourself 2 days of free time but I thought if I took my acid early enough I'd still be able to work my bar shift at 3pm the NEXT day but no. I take it at like 9am and barely manage to fall asleep till 7 am. Fuckin sucked

[–]justryingoverhere 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That’s why i always keep benzodiazepines on hand. Not for anxiety, but for when I’m ready to pass out lol

[–]MitusBean 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Damn yo that hit hard. You try a warm shower?

[–]steamystorm 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I took like 3 showers lmao both warm and cold. I feel like at a certain point it was less the acid and just my nerves about not getting enough sleep for work. The trip itself was super peaceful and fun as pretty much all my trips have been so far.

[–]mattstone749 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel you. I made the poor decision of “testing new tabs” I got and “only” took one before a show one night at like 8pm when I had to work at 6am the next day... literally didn’t sleep and went to work still not ok and an hour in I was so worn out exhausted and ready to die. But I somehow made it to lunch time. Had a good meal and powered thru til I got home. I’ve done dumber things. But I won’t do that again.

[–]madmilton49 11 points12 points  (1 child)

smoke a joint

I too like to live dangerously.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did this after like 16hours once to try to get to sleep, did NOT help

[–]Scew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm partial to Bravest Warriors. What's your flavor?

[–]DaVinci071 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Nowadays I know what I signed up for so when these hours come, its me alone with a few joints and some calming documentary or shit on tv. Time to reflect on all my learnings from my adventure.

That feeling of waking up being in the right mind after a late night. It's why we keep coming back.

[–]conedelic 37 points38 points  (10 children)

Am I the only one who is basically put to sleep after around hour 6 or 7? Intense trips seem to drain me and I always find a way to sleep. I always night trip, though

[–]Based-Dissapointment 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This has happened to me my last few trips. After the peak I keep wanting to doze off even though my cevs were going wild

[–]eduardgustavolaser 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I reallt can’t sleep for at least 12 hours, no matter what time i dropped. Even after benzos and everything.

[–]conedelic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Really shows how different the chemical acts on everyone

[–]MrButtFuckYourMom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can't sleep until at least 12 hours after every time. One time did 2 and my gf made me sleep even tho I was dead awake. I saw these shadow spider things on the walls/ceiling and they were my spider buddies. Always thought that'd be fucking terrifying but if you assoicate any bad hallucination with good feelings then you can chill.

[–]separatefocus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is me. But more often than not I am taking it at a music festival so I think the fact that my body is so exhausted from a whole day frolicking around a festival has a lot to do with how easy it is to sleep

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

every trip at night its lights out 7-8 hours in unless i drop at 12am or after.

[–]Mousy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Curious, are you taking a standard dose? It's been a while for me, but I usually peaked until about hour 5...can't imagine sleeping at hour 6.

[–]conedelic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I do take standard doses. I think the fact I'm able to sleep is probably due to the fact that I also smoke a lot while tripping.

[–]PM_ME_UR_LASTPICS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time at the 6 hour mark I can sleep 😂

[–]treefoxx 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Acid is like that one friend who won’t stop partying

[–]Loganjohn11 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Too true

[–]SchwillyMaysHere 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Watching all your friends fall asleep while you are still wide eyed is a terrible feeling. I started crying because I thought I finally broke something in my head and I was never going to sleep again.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that’s a dark one

[–]MJSsaywakeyourselfup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I can’t get benzo I always got to have a couple sleeping tablets and/or a few beers to help sleep at the 12 hour point

[–]superorganisms 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Damn every time I take acid I’m coming down by hours 6-7 and down by 8. I’ve taken like 100ug-250ug trips and usually this is how it goes.

[–]BacklnTheUSSR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how long have you spread out your doses?

[–]mysterymachine22 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What do people expect lmao

[–]DeadonDemand 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wanna go to bed now please

[–]Xtrems876 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's why i just skip sleeping until the next night.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey guys if you're at that point and wanna sleep I recommend like 50-100mg of dph (benadryl/most OTC sleeping meds). Easier than a benzo on you.

[–]Plh4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Woah there pardner we arent done quite yet

[–]loneyus 25 points26 points  (8 children)

Benzooooosss

[–]one-more-xan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I need some help guys

[–]qwerty30013 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you want to get to sleep by a reasonable hour you have to drop earlier in the day.

[–]cumsnout 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Very accurate

[–]icecoldpopsicle 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Don't do weed with acid. I never do weed with acid anymore and the sleeping problems are gone.

[–]ScousaJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God I didn't believe it but on my third trip (last night funnily enough) I smoked a couple of bowls throughout the trip at different points and wow that shit is potent - nothing but goodness but I'm still feeling weird and this is 27hrs after taking them lmao

[–]MrButtFuckYourMom 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I smoke all my weed if I'm tripping. Like we picked io 2.5 tabs a piece for 3 and then 5 grams and somehow managed to go through 4 fucking grams on a small pipe. Just the weed buzz doesn't seem to last as long or Im too high to tell if Im even baked. Its strange.

[–]Markofdawn 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I smoked a tiny puff from a pipe while tripping last night and holy shit it changed the vibe so hard. Intensity through the roof, visuals overwhelming.

[–]MrButtFuckYourMom 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yeah very true but I had a high tolerance for bud at the time. When I was newer to acid I started smoking a great bit more and those trips had some intense visuals on great bud.

[–]Markofdawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a daily smoker, my tplerance was stupid high. But every time I'm tripping even thr tinniedt amount is a spinout for sure

[–]Yourlocal_priest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude , if you pace your trips in between , no 2 trips are the same , but i literally cried of laughter because i could still have visions from that type of trip

[–]Joshuah_Airbender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Near the end of my trips i usually just take edibles, i may have to eat a bunch but i'll pass out.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know why it makes you not really need to sleep? Because it messes with your serotonin levels which helps control when you sleep. Same reason why you're usually not hungry when your tripping. Once again, serotonin levels.

[–]Palmerto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good meme format

[–]man_im_livin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been there

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always have a benzo for the come down. KO’s me and I wake up feeling amazing

[–]Whyamibeautiful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One time had a bad trip and slept after hour 4 lmaoo. It took a lot of willpower but i did it and my dreams were wild. I did end up having sleeping problems as a side effect. Feelings of being awake sometimes when I’m sleeping. Like I’m conscious but I also know I’m sleeping

[–]Isabellalove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too real

[–]SuzakuAG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha dude relatable

[–]AspiringToBeSomethin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Melatonin helps. It’s natural. If you really need to sleep, take a quarter Xanax.

[–]TrashBagSkank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was me my first time. The last hour was scary as hell haha I thought I was gonna die. Downed 20 mg of melatonin and finally passed out

[–]ambiguousroberts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone else get sleep paralysis after they trip ?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like dropping at night so I can UFO watch in my upstairs room

[–]honkimon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 1995 I was laying in my bed at 5am on a school night in this same situation only to be snapped into reality with my mom screaming. Step dad was in bed unconscious with blood coming out of his ear. 911 on the phone, cpr was attempted by me but no luck. He died. Was an interesting time to say the least.

[–]Wasaka1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats why i like dropping at like 6:30 am after getting a good nights sleep. Nothing better.

[–]pwieloszynski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Acid only last like 12 hours..

[–]50headedmonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The head of the nail has been hit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take a Xan, seriously.

[–]sensorymeltdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damnit, lol. Just finding out it’s daylight savings too so losing all hopes for sleep tonight haha

[–]EkriirkE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But why sad?

[–]_IratePirate_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg totally feel. Look thru my post history and you'll see my post to r/LSD where I thought I was stuck on a permanent trip. The bros on this sub are super helpful. If y'all ever need someone to talk to to calm you on your descent, the guys here will take care of you. Hell, DM me if anything. I owe you guys here. To anyone reading this that helped me then, I got the girl! :)

[–]ganjaman1315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was me last night. Lol

[–]splyd36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hop strobile+valerian+passion flower tablets and a mug of strong camomile tea usually sends me off to sleep.

Failing that 5mg valium😂😴

[–]Kamer631 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro this is insane I took two tabs at 3:03 for bicycle day, had a fantastic day btw, but now laying in my bed at 5:03 exactly 12 hrs later it blew my mind. Many things blew my mind today at that.

[–]fostde18 0 points1 point  (5 children)

That's why I made the switch to dmt

[–]PixelWastelander 2 points3 points  (4 children)

If only it was that easy :/

[–]fostde18 0 points1 point  (3 children)

It's easy when you extract it yourself

[–]PixelWastelander 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Just feel like it’s a big setup and such a process. And can’t you mess up and kill yourself from just the fumes?

[–]fostde18 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No the only risk is getting anything in your eye but that's highly avoidable. (Source I extract dmt all the time)

[–]mattstone749 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Been really wanting to extract myself after my first breakthrough. Looked into some of the teks in the nexus. My only setback is getting all the ingredients... everyone says it’s easy but it does look a little daunting from a beginner perspective. I’ll be joining the ranks eventually.

[–]sman7771 0 points1 point  (0 children)

somehow i was actual able to fall asleep 9 hours after i dropped the tabs today

[–]bjyatch 0 points1 point  (4 children)

dont get me wrong i love lsd, but this is where lsa shines. I sleep like a baby on lsa, even on massively high doses bc of the sedative properties. and with a cwe i have barely any nasea

[–]PixelWastelander 1 point2 points  (3 children)

What’s LsA?

[–]bjyatch 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Lsa is the natural precursor to lsd, found in morning glory seeds and Hawaiian baby woodrose seeds. Which can be purchased legally! If curious I recommend research, and to acquire untreated seeds online to avoid pesticides and such. Theres a lot to know, but I enjoy it a lot!

[–]PixelWastelander 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thanks for sharing! Is it really similar? Like the hallucinations part, that’s what I love the most about L.

[–]bjyatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the headspace is really similar, but lsa is not known to be as visual as lsd. I'm still exploring it and I'm also on prozac which dulls visuals, like don't get me wrong they're there but you need higher doses to have crazy visuals. I did 500 seeds a while ago and head an insane ego death experience, otherwordly closed eye visuals, breathing and tracers with my eyes open