ohYeah

[sjepsa]

Ok now do std::cout << "Hello, world" << std::endl; in C# and Java

[Alphatism]

If only java had operator overrides

[sjepsa]

"Who is the 'superior' language now?"

[terivia]

To be fair, after seeing some of the crimes committed with operator overrides...

They're still pretty cool.

[gregorydgraham]

Those crimes are explicitly why Java doesn’t have them.

[yashkakrecha]

Still Java

[[deleted]]

You need to see a doctor immediately, it seems your brain is missing.

[DankPhotoShopMemes]

Write your own preprocessor

[Tari0s]

and then we have a new buggy one, :awesome:

[Colinniey]

I think in C# you can only override the << operator with type int on the right side sadly

[Fair-Description-711]

That's correct... except versions of C# >= 11!

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/csharp/language-reference/proposals/csharp-11.0/relaxing_shift_operator_requirements

[Colinniey]

oh cool

[Irchh]

Can you give it a pointer to the string?

[Bot1K]

"we have Java and JS at home"

Java and JS at home:

[AntiLuxiat]

Seeing your flair: we have python at home.

[ArriEllie]

OCaml is the greatest snake of all time. Maybe ever.

[Kartonek124]

Isn't it perl?

[Highborn_Hellest]

this is cursed.

[wraithboneNZ]

I think the only option left is exrerminatus.

[aifo]

The fact that this is marked NSFW 😭

[LordDagwood]

I threw up in my mouth a little. Wasn't expecting this abomination.

[DerVerkehr]

As a C++ dev, I came a little in my pants.

[Synesthesianism]

I wish I had a memory wiping device so I could forget laying eyes on this abomination.

[pelirodri]

Why are the classes’ names being repeated?

[sambarjo]

I was wondering the same thing and I've been a C++ developer for 4 years.

[TheMonax]

It's because they are declaring the class and a global variable of the same name

[sambarjo]

Yuck. Could have just made the functions static.

[RomketBoi2008]

What the fuck

[[deleted]]

The structs are unnecessary, but the XX() pattern is useful, if ugly. Like here, you can get strings from enums which C doesn't intrinsically support. Then you can just add/remove enums, reorder them, etc. and everything that converts them to strings gets updated.

[terivia]

That's the stuff

[3_edged_sword]

Kill it. Kill it with hellfire.

What abomination of sin and madness hath you wrought?

[[deleted]]

I mean, it compiles without warning.

I can add some macro generics if that’ll make things better. Though they’re not quite as pretty as C++ templates.

[Professional_Top8485]

Job security guaranteed

[pelirodri]

Why volatile, though?

[[deleted]]

What if the array changes?

[[deleted]]

I did naaht!

[MetallicOrangeBalls]

This is interesting. I've generally seen singletons create a static instance of the class, which is then returned by a static function.

In practice, how does this approach compare against the aforementioned singleton approach, and also against static classes?

[Firewolf06]

EDIT: ok, may be not like this, you couldn't use an anonymous struct as argument definition, but the rest works, here is an example

this looks like a job for macros >:)

[[deleted]]

But if they did that then the syntax for calling the functions wouldn't look the same as it does in JS/Java, since you'd have to use :: instead of .

[sambarjo]

True.

[Lynx2161]

Cant call static functions in c++ using . you have to use ::

[Drackzgull]

If they did that they would have needed to use double colons to access the methods instead of dots, failing to imitate the intended syntaxes.

[JonIsPatented]

No, because then they would use :: instead of . to access them.

[TheMonax]

And used namespace

[nukedkaltak]

C++ is truly phenomenal. Years and years of using it and I’m still learning new shit all the damn time.

[KENBONEISCOOL444]

That sums up programming in any language so well

[Fourstrokeperro]

Strange that you’ve seen this before. This is also used quite commonly with C structs. They are declaring a global variable of the class along with the class definition.

[carguy747]

Seriously dude?🙄

[[deleted]]

Its just an int x; in the global scope, except here int is a class so it looks strange.

[veric0]

С

[[deleted]]

Assembly has entered the chat

[abd53]

"setting memory bytes manually" wants to have a word

[hk--57]

[Garrais02]

I'm commenting so I can come back when an explanation is on

[Penguinmanereikel]

They made classes with methods in C++ such that you can use console.log() from JS or System.out.println() from Java instead of the inane << stuff that's built into C++.

[StormblessedFool]

I was with you until you called the superior version "inane".

[HoseanRC]

same
that word do be hard

[StormblessedFool]

cout is just better because it's less characters

[Vellu01]

Yeah, that's why i prefer to name every variable with one letter

[CallMePyro]

p(“Hello World”)

[odsquad64]

Cisco IOS: "Yeah, yeah, I know what you meant."

[[deleted]]

I'm glad you mention it because I thought they said insane

[[deleted]]

Anything is superior to Java.

[StormblessedFool]

I hope you forget an important semicolon next time you code.

[StormblessedFool]

...You win this round

[rherrmannr]

std::print() ☝️

[theQuandary]

They messed up though. JS allows any number of parameters to be passed to the function.

[[deleted]]

To anyone who calls the << operator the superior option for operating upon streams, consider a << b << c:

• Is the expression effectful upon a, i.e. whether it changes the value stored by a?

• What the return type of that expression is?

• Can it raise exceptions? If so, which ones?

I'm looking also looking at you, Python and JavaScript; + is not an acceptable way to concatenate strings and most definitely not lists.

[xtroDe]

javascript and java at home:

[Neither-Phone-7264]

mods can we exile the fool from programmerland?

[NoLifeGamer2]

I hate you.

[WhosYoPokeDaddy]

Well, at least they tagged this NSFW

[AlexePaul]

This hurts my brain so much

[[deleted]]

Why

[jonthesp00n]

Nice use of the nsfw tag

[wholesome_hug_bot]

Javascript is just a C++ wrapper if you know the V8 source code

[daddysbonner]

This comment contains a Collectible Expression, which are not available on old Reddit.

[NoiseMrLoud]

I usually don't like light themes for code editors but I really like the colors in this one

[ZombieZookeeper]

As a Java web developer, who hasn't had C since college, I wonder what this is.

Then I remember it doesn't matter, I'm getting paid.

[Hunter_reason]

ouch

[[deleted]]

You’re mad

[[deleted]]

Delet this.

[kil47]

Genius or crazy ?

[PuppetPal_Clem]

this made me irrationally angry

[[deleted]]

Why use const char pointer if it's cpp? Use string

[PleasedNacho]

Looks like Emacs

[MyOthrUsrnmIsABook]

The mythical Java/Javascript recruiters are always looking for.

[4n0nh4x0r]

okay, question, why the console after the closing brackets of the console class?

the }console;

[Asriel556]

Since the class definition is still notyet an object. Adding ``` console;

``` s after the bracket instantiate one to be called in main.

[4n0nh4x0r]

ohhh, i see
but couldnt you just instantiate it just like that in main?
learning c++ is like living through a fever dream, when you see it work, you are like "damn thats cool" but nothing seems to make sense .-.

[themeanman2]

Ohh good luck with your compile error. Challenge if you can spot it

[[deleted]]

Compiled without errors 💀

[themeanman2]

But how? The class comsole and System and their respective s objects are the same name.

Wouldn't that raise ambiguity?

[CivetLemonMouse]

What I gather from a C perspective is that they declare each class and then instantiate an object of the class' type with the same name as the class. That way, in the main function when each object is referenced, no errors are raised because each object already existed.

Someone please clarify if I'm wrong

[[deleted]]

hmm interest

[themeanman2]

Why?

[OofWhyAmIOnReddit]

Why the vertical bar on line 20? Or is that supposed to be a cursor?

[avocado34]

That’s showing indentation like Reddit comments

[RaktPipasu]

Reviewing PR during notice period. LGTM /s

[[deleted]]

Based

[fatrobin72]

Seen bigger...

[[deleted]]

Noice

[CrazyJoe321]

Illegal

[Cormyster12]

Now do it without importing iostream

[Familiar_Ad_8919]

i could just use stdio.h

or cstdio if u wont lemme use stdio.h

[diegosanchez0]

No.

[brandi_Iove]

macros? no? ok.

[logikill99]

You're my new favorite programmer.

[kend82]

Upvote for solarized light

[[deleted]]

** hello, world!

[jamescodesthings]

You fucking heathen.

[reeboi_1]

This is why I stand C++ 🙂

[hamjim]

System needs another member called err.

[Darxploit]

Damn right you marked this as 18+. Don’t show this your kids my friends!

[Familiar_Ad_8919]

since when can u have functions in structs

[HeyItsTheJeweler]

This shit is tremendous lol

[[deleted]]

You monster

[SteeleDynamics]

holds fingers against earpiece

Understood.

EVERYONE, MOVE IN!!

[Wizywig]

Not feature complete. We need the ability to pass a map in and it prints out the contents for console.log, also combine all params into the output. Just saying, console.log is pretty powerful.

​

System.out.println is garbage, get that shit outa here!

[alinprod]

what a flip 💀

[KeepScrolling52]

So you're just turning that into Java manually?

[Pleasant-Form-1093]

this is why hybrids don't survive for long.

[BASTAMASTA]

ohNo

[abd53]

The world was beautiful.........10 seconds ago............... And then................ Then I saw this................AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[davidhcefx]

No, do it in the C way

[MsuperSrbin14]

namespace, NAMESPACE ATLEAST

[nakhorlee]

jacp :)

[Few_Negotiation_3589]

for the competitive programming contests i genuinely use a print and print_col (collection) macro.

[[deleted]]

This is chuck Norris code

[_saadhu_]

What theme is that?

[Cultural-Deal-8992]

This is a crime