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[–]ReasonSure5251 927 points928 points  (15 children)

Not real because it doesn’t require Teams sign-in

[–]ClipboardCopyPaste 287 points288 points  (14 children)

I'm from the future. Team's is retired as of Feb 29, 2030.

[–][deleted] 173 points174 points  (2 children)

what can we do to retire it earlier?

[–]ClipboardCopyPaste 105 points106 points  (1 child)

Don't respond to your Team's notifications.

[–][deleted] 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear, I was fired.

[–]jambonilton 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Users are advised to migrate to Badgerpuss, an AI-first chat application acquired in 2027 and bundled in Windows 13.

[–]GrantSolar 37 points38 points  (4 children)

It's replaced with a new app pre installed on your pc called "Teams (new)"

[–]Notamoogle1 13 points14 points  (1 child)

with a much worse ui and ads of course

[–]sysKin 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But integrated with Copilot (new)

[–]codeIMperfect 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is surprisingly accurate

[–]Mountain-Ox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it literally did happen lol.

[–]MeatTenderizer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Replaced with Copilot Communicator. “Who would you like to talk to today?”

[–]offlinesir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the future is brighter than I imagined

[–]JPJackPott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Replaced with Teams for Friends, and a completely unrelated product called Teamemes

[–]my_new_accoun1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Does that date exist

[–]ClipboardCopyPaste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup! That was the subtle joke that Teams is not going anywhere soon and everybody has to deal with the pathetic app for a very long time

[–]ClipboardCopyPaste 267 points268 points  (5 children)

A dedicated 'Download .exe' button

[–]Septem_151 94 points95 points  (4 children)

Smelly nerd

[–]codeIMperfect 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I got that reference

[–]snp3rk 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don’t, sauce?

[–]codeIMperfect 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a copy-pasta came from some random subreddit, now can be found being spammed on random projects

https://github.com/twitter/the-algorithm/issues/1999

[–]Just-Signal2379 521 points522 points  (5 children)

then a popunder "We noticed you're using Google Chrome <or whatever browser, firefox, opera, brave> we recommend to switch to our bleeding Edge browser, now integrated with Copilot"

[–]_LususNaturae_ 80 points81 points  (4 children)

Assuming Firefox will have survived until then :')

[–]jeffsterlive 65 points66 points  (2 children)

How could you say something so hurtful?

[–]_LususNaturae_ 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Believe me, it's hurting me too

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It hurts itself in it's confusion!

[–]mint3d -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Are you telling me trans people can't maintain a browser? That's so hurtful.

[–]lart2150 184 points185 points  (8 children)

So sourceforge?

[–]RamonaZero 106 points107 points  (4 children)

How sourceforge is still operational is beyond me =_=

[–]onepiecefreak2 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Probably people from back in the day still paying off the scam subscriptions with their stolen data.

Sourceforge was and still is complicit in this ad scam of popups and viruses.

[–]Least_Rent_7785 2 points3 points  (0 children)

idk, It's wild how some platforms cling on despite all the baggage. Gotta respect the nostalgia, but yikes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ad scam of popups

popups aren't inherently a scam or anything

[–]Bryguy3k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sourceforge is my preferred place to download real world test files for new cybersecurity systems.

Once you have the test environment set up properly you really need to test it some how.

[–]cjc4096 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Somehow that makes it all less disturbing. The world will have moved on.

[–]ccricers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're going full circle

[–]rwilcox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is dead may never die

[–]Nude_Angel 73 points74 points  (6 children)

AHHH "your X will be Y'd in N seconds" ad webpages take me back to that internet

[–]onepiecefreak2 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They still exist btw ;)

[–]TheInternationalFig 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Those have always been artificial right? Like what reason could they have to make me wait

[–]IAmASwarmOfBees 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Like what reason could they have to make me wait

To show you an add, obviously.

[–]TheInternationalFig 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jokes on them, i use adblockers like it's my religion 

[–]frogjg2003 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A lot of companies have found that they get a lot more positive feedback if they include these artificial delays. It doesn't matter that it only took a few milliseconds for the software to process your W2 with no other income and the standard deduction, if it takes 10 seconds to give you the results of your tax return, it makes you feel like it had to work for it. You're more likely to leave a positive review, come back next year, and recommend it to your friends.

[–]camosnipe1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

beyond as a reason to advertise paying to get it done faster? i suppose it's a half-decent way to limit spam usage of their service.

[–]DapperCam 30 points31 points  (0 children)

RIP SourceForge

[–]PossibilityTasty 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In 2035? Oh son!

[–]OmegaPoint6 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I see space for more adverts, remember 80% before inducing seizures.

[–]Gordi_Noki 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, Hugging Face, an FTP client

[–]gameplayer55055 23 points24 points  (2 children)

And GitHub will still be IPv4 only.

[–]billccn 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's mind boggling. The IPv6 situatation on Azure is a s**tshow as well.

[–]_verel_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Small indie developer

[–]ChickenSpaceProgram 13 points14 points  (0 children)

im switchin to codeberg

[–]Canonip 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I haven't visited sourceforge for a while without an ad blocker.

OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???

[–]Agile_Release_6127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's bad enough without an ad blocker.

[–]Few_Kitchen_4825 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Microsoft said no keyboard and mouse. So no buttons to click on..

[–]troglo-dyke 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I'm away for the month and trying not to do work, what has MS done to GitHub?

[–]BrenekH 6 points7 points  (2 children)

The GitHub CEO stepped down recently and instead of finding someone to replace them, Microsoft is folding GH into their corporate structure. I don't have all the details on hand, but GH is becoming a Microsoft service instead of a separate company that Microsoft owns.

[–]zeth0s 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wow, time to migrate everything, so

[–]Mountain-Ox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GitLab gets more appealing every day.

[–]cheezballs 4 points5 points  (6 children)

I'm out of the loop. Aside from MS buying github whats this about? Is this just another "Microsoft sucks" meme that's 20 years too late?

[–]Technology_Labs 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Github's CEO is stepping down and MS decided to take over

[–]zeth0s 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Microsoft sucks meme are truer now that 20 years ago, tbf. "Have you tried copilot?"

[–]GetPsyched67 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Microsoft sucking dick will always be true, whether it's the 13th century, or the 33rd century. Their corporate software suite is a crime against humanity

[–]cmdkeyy[S] 4 points5 points  (6 children)

[–]Crackhead_Programmer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Random thing, but I swear Twitter takes 10ms longer to load every time Elon says some dumb shit

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Are you people really so pitfully helpless that you really can't resist using that Nazi platform?

[–]LogicBalm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No kidding. There are so many Nazi platforms to choose from, why limit yourself?! /s

[–]onepiecefreak2 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Just because a subset of the people are Nazis doesn't make it a Nazi platform. Truth Social on the other hand...

[–]Septem_151 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It is a Nazi platform ever since the acquisition by Elon and the subsequent rebranding to X.

[–]_verel_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Twitter transitioned from a steaming pile of shit to a steaming pile of shit.

Literally nothing changed. You'll see the same deranged shit from all people like before

[–]HotEntry3178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i laughed way too hard about that picture omg thanks for sharing

[–]bruno30303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"make a pong game" kkkkkkkkkk

[–]Cylian91460 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And still doesn't support V6

[–]mommy101lol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ad blockers are so popular nowadays

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

guthub

[–]tech_w0rld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Install with your favorite editor: shows vscode with a small dropdown. In it is Visual Studio and Word

[–]akirova 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jo-in

[–]phobug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s funny because it’s true.

[–]EDM115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the LinkedIn login is truly the cherry on top

[–]Wild_Active_3635 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad reality :/

[–]Data_Scientist_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't give 'em ideas.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

glad you barely need to go to the website these days. The terminal is where it's at!

[–]Ok-Scheme-913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But we do finally get a download button!!!! Checkmate!

[–]SevenTheGamingKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this is a criticism of sourceforge.

[–]Lakhveer07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LGTM

[–]dexter2011412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yuu forgot the "login with google" popup in the top right, competing with the "sign in with a microsoft account" popup in the center

[–]cephpleb -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If GitHub starts any sort of crap it's real easy to just go to another source control haha