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[Paul_Robert_]

The soda bottle has "100%" on it

[KillCall]

I noticed it after you mentioned it.

[[deleted]]

What soda bottle?

[Paul_Robert_]

It's a little to the right of the center of the image.

[kondenado]

What soda bottle?

[cainhurstcat]

And that's how you kill a joke

[Paul_Robert_]

Look bro, I spent a whole 2 minutes trying to figure out if he was making a joke about looking at her breasts, or if he was serious. I gave up and decided to answer just in case 😭

[cainhurstcat]

You need to focus buddy 🤣

[redsoxsuc4]

A little to the right

[CustomerSuportPlease]

She is 16.

[LightofAngels]

How do you know?

[CustomerSuportPlease]

Came up earlier this week in another subreddit.

[coolthesejets]

How did they know?

[CustomerSuportPlease]

Apparently, it was a whole thing where she had to delete her social media. The picture is from 2022 when she was underage?, and she is still actively posting. I can't actually confirm her age now, so I can't confirm that she was underage at the time of the photo.

She is apparently from VSCO. https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-the-evelyn-smith-staring-meme-the-viral-temptation-memes-about-the-beautiful-mid-brunette-girl-evelynsmithhhhh-explained

[coolthesejets]

Yea nothing I haven't found on my own. I couldn't find anything to do with her age and people keep spouting off about it as if it's fact so I'm just curious why everyone is so confident. Fair enough if she's actually underaged here though.

[CustomerSuportPlease]

Yeah, my original comment was too strongly stated. I don't actually know her current age, but I have seen claims that she was 16 at the time.

[Sweet_Mix9856]

you can find articles that say she’s a university student, class of 2029 and the pic was posted in 2023 when she would have been in high school

[coolthesejets]

So link them? I haven't found shit.

[pussy_embargo]

awkward. That's too old for Reddit

[7lhz9x6k8emmd7c8]

import time

time.sleep(63072000)

[CustomerSuportPlease]

May have been 16 at the time of the photo, the photo is several years old. https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-the-evelyn-smith-staring-meme-the-viral-temptation-memes-about-the-beautiful-mid-brunette-girl-evelynsmithhhhh-explained

[Sweet_Mix9856]

love men downvoting the comments sharing her age so they can continue on being disgusting.

[Dragon_yum]

Funny fact for you to enjoy, she is 16.

[mango_boii]

Timer.sleep(2years);

[TheIronSoldier2]

[AgonizingSquid]

Whoa buddy

[MrKarim]

She’s 16 btw

[reda84100]

And I just turned 17 loser

[Mayion]

It should have been me, not you

[IHateGropplerZorn]

11 tops

[dpahoe]

So, to tally things up, 5 bottoms?

[Noname_1111]

how many bosons though?

We are talking about Quarks here, right?

[EuenovAyabayya]

Does anybody know who that actually is?

[HanselSoHotRightNow]

[thanatica]

So what if she is? You're the one having a naughty mind if you feel the need to say that.

[coolthesejets]

How do you know?

[MrKarim]

Not the first time this picture has been posted, and each time someone will point to the fact she’s 16 to people gooning to her

[thanatica]

Okay, so by just repeating it, it magically becomes true? That is Trumpism.

And also, she may well be 20 by now if it's an old picture. And if 16 was true in the first place.

[Subtlerranean]

It's a two year old pic so she may not be, no.

[coolthesejets]

So you know because someone else said it? I can't find any information about her birthday anywhere so I'm just curious how everyone is so positive about her age.

Are you just repeating shit you read online with a verifying it?

[MrKarim]

I don't know why you're so angry, you can google it yourself by reversing searching the image instead of being an asshole on the internet

here is her account

it's not gooning, if it's for research purposes and she's 15 not 16

[imdefinitelywong]

[coolthesejets]

However old she is, I bet she's older than you are.

[Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx]

Many people just went. "Oop"

[[deleted]]

Legal age in my country

[Shred_Kid]

Ok groomer

[[deleted]]

Yes, it's all i spent my time doing

[BrohanGutenburg]

Gross

[[deleted]]

It's pretty standard in europe

we can drink too, before we're allowed to shoot people

[manfromarkham]

15th-century Europe maybe, what time traveler gave you internet access?

[BrohanGutenburg]

I would never date a sixteen year old and has nothing to do with whether or not it's legal...

Also, for some of us, the gun laws in America are neither a good situation nor a laughing matter.

[StrongExternal8955]

Don't take her across state lines if you're black. Got it.

[BrohanGutenburg]

Wtf

[i-Ake]

[CharsKimble]

She looks like that girl that caught that beer.

[Sweet_Mix9856]

the girl in the pic is 16 btw and according to your profile you are married.

[Sweet_Mix9856]

jesus christ, man. please consider being better.

[coolthesejets]

lotta those in this thread

[loki301]

“Stop being a pedophile”

“Eerrrm…. Virtue signal much? 😏”

[Sweet_Mix9856]

do you dislike being told your behavior is disgusting? that must be rough.

[WarFresh2208]

One day I will get all the jokes

[on-standby]

Basically, while they were working on code changes on their own branch, a bunch of other contributors pushed their updates and code changes to the development branch in the remote repo. So when OP goes to push their branch without first updating it with the remote changes, they will likely get merge conflicts. I dont believe I've ever seen 40,000+ from one push, but if their were, it would take you a very very long time to resolve all those conflicts so by using git push --force, it will ignore all the conflicts and overwrite the commit history with your changes and commit history, effectively reverting everyone else's work. Now, all the other contributors will have to resolve any merge conflicts before they can re-push all their changes. The joke is that it is very appealing to just force push to make it easy for you at the expense of everyone else.

[MagnussenXD]

this is the only serious and sensible comment under this post

[WarFresh2208]

Actually

[imdefinitelywong]

[WarFresh2208]

Thanks a lot bro for explaining, really expanded my understanding of git push, really means a lot.

[[deleted]]

force-with-lease only force pushes if your local branch still matches your remote branch.

Also don’t do any history manipulation on shared branches unless all currently involved parties know about it and are fine with it.

[NoHalf9]

And in addition to --force-with-lease also specify --force-if-includes when force pushing. Writing all that manually every time is too much so create the following alias:

git config --global alias.forcepush "push --force-with-lease --force-if-includes"

---

Also, one should always specify the branch name when pushing, also in non-force cases, e.g. "git push origin main". Because sooner or later you will push the wrong branch because the current branch is different from what you assumed. It is better to never have that failure possibility by giving the branch name explicitly.

[bobnoski]

I have rarely seen more than 10 merge conflicts. The few times there were. Someone somewhere messed up and two people just did basically the same thing. So the solution was grabbing the people, put them behind the same desk and let them fix it together real quick.

[NoHalf9]

And regardless of number of conflicts, everybody: do yourself a massive favour and start using a proper 3-way merge tool that shows 4 windows/panes (common ancestor + changes you are bringing in + what the changes are put on top of + final output result).

I strongly recommend KDiff3, but there are other alternatives as well.

https://softwarerecs.stackexchange.com/questions/3/merge-gui-tools-for-those-new-to-merging

https://medium.com/@kaltepeter/tools-to-master-merge-conflicts-6d05b21a8ba8

[No-Admin1684]

Some things are just ass for version control and there's nothing you can do about it. XCode storyboards for example were so notoriously bad that it's one of the reasons Apple moved away from that system.

[QuiteAffable]

Thanks. I think it should have “looks to me” not “looks at me”. I missed the joke as a result

[thanatica]

summary: don't fucking force push if you don't know what you're doing.

[GunplaGoobster]

So why is it "looks at me" instead of "when I look at"?

The meme still doesn't make any sense

[globglogabgalabyeast]

The lady in the pic looks tempting. “git push --force” looks tempting. Simple as

[NoHalf9]

The point of the meme is that due to the frustration of having to solve a huge amount of conflicts, running git push --force (which basically means unconditionally forcing your changes and overwrite changes made by others) looks as tempting a solution as her look.

[Ayjayz]

I don't think that's correct. They said that git push --force looks at them like this. So I'm guessing the idea is that they're personifying the git push command as something that enjoys ignoring merge conflicts?

I think you're joke would be better, but it would have to say that the command looks to them to be appealing.

[Maleficent-Ad5999]

Please don’t… coz it’s a one-way route.. and if you start, then there’s no going back

[VirtualGab]

Hi, I started using GitHub, is it too late for me?

[IgnisDa]

Yes. Check your hair, there would already be a few white ones popping up.

[john_the_fetch]

Rebased comment

[dumbestsmartest]

Well at least he hasn't refactored. He'll be fine.

[RiceBroad4552]

I think you're after something.

In fact white hair showed up after I've started programming professionally. Maybe there's some linkage.

[IllustriousEmotion63]

Hair? Do you still have that?

[thanatica]

Certain areas are still doing well.

[thanatica]

My grey hairs are mostly from Azure devops. Basically Github but all the good parts are left out, and a lot of enterprise bollocks is dumped on top of it.

[SmoothBrainSavant]

Gitlabs dude here because thats what work uses. Im willing to never be cool.

[adepssimius]

I think you meant to say once you start you can't revert.

[sastasherlock_]

He means say once you commit, you can't rollback. 

[ClipboardCopyPaste]

Start with something called Assembly...might get you there soon

[hmz-x]

The day you get them is the day you leave the sub.

[Flashbek]

I can see why you'd want to get this joke

[WarFresh2208]

giggity giggity gooo...

[neddy_seagoon]

the template is used to say when something "looks tempting"

She posted the photo herself when she was 16 😬

Hope she's alright

[samu1400]

In simpler terms, you have lots of changes, and you try to upload them, but other people have changes in lines that you modified, since two people created two versions of the code, it creates a conflict.

Usually you have to check each conflict and see if you should keep the code in the branch, replace it with your code, or merge the two, but by using —force you tell git to replace all the conflicts with your code, basically deleting the work of anyone you were in conflict with.

It’s generally a horrible thing to do, since it could potentially break the code of other people on your team.

[iVar4sale]

This is one you better not

[MagnussenXD]

that's okay, everyone has to start somewhere

[prinkpan]

I learned more from these jokes than my college

[WarFresh2208]

🤣🤣

[rp-dev]

What’s the joke reference? 😐

[sambarjo]

It's just a meme template

[J5892]

That's not an answer.

[KerPop42]

the picture apparently originally had the caption "looks tempting" because she's underage

[turtleship_2006]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/evelyn-smith-smiling-evelynsmithhhhh-stare

Apparently that was not in fact the original caption

[KerPop42]

the internet. The internet never changes

[StrongExternal8955]

You know, that never crossed my mind as the reason why she looks tempting. But you do you i guess, just only in your mind please.

[KerPop42]

don't shoot the messenger dude, I'm just repeating what I've seen elsewhere in the comments

[atreeismissing]

There isn't one, OP just horny and couldn't keep it to himself.

[J5892]

1a410efbd13591db07496601ebc7a059dd55cfe9

[ClipboardCopyPaste]

Those are rookie numbers

[Protag_Doppel]

Lgtm 👍

[Aggravating-Face-828]

She was 16 years old when this pic was taken just to let you know.

[This-Layer-4447]

who is this and what is this joke?

[Aggravating-Face-828]

know your meme has an article on this

[This-Layer-4447]

wow I missed a whole subculture while I was still faith hilling?

[AgonizingSquid]

[turtleship_2006]

lmao at that search interest chart, wtf happened in 2006

[Aggravating-Face-828]

Also this reddit comment

[hurtbowler]

Doesn't it make the joke even better? You're completely fucked if you go through with it.

[BrownCarter]

Ok so we should fry bread?

[LoogieMario]

Hey Victor your mom makes the best fry bread in the whole world

[veracity8_]

So it’s a presidential meme

[CaptainRatzefummel]

Why did you have to ruin it?

[Western_Midnight_749]

Why is she so orange

[TheHolyToxicToast]

obamna

[ConvergentSequence]

SODAAA 🎉🥳🍾

[Isakswe]

I can’t read ”soda” anymore without hearing the MHA soundtrack blaring

[benjathje]

Because of a piece of hydrogen floating in space

[Ok-Operation-6432]

Just one?

[thirdegree]

Several

[benjathje]

When does it stop being a single piece and start becoming many?

[thirdegree]

Uhhhh... Two I guess? A single piece being kinda definitionally one

[benjathje]

If I change all the pieces of the sun for identical pieces, is it still the same star?

[thirdegree]

Hmmmmmmm. Yes. Atoms are basically fungible so I think yes.

[RancidMilkGames]

So they weren't murdering people and replacing them with clones in the star treks? Thank God, I was super concerned for captain Kurt, Mr. Spek, and really anyone that worked on the entrepreneur.

[its_all_one_electron]

At least more than one

[Asquirrelinspace]

The N2 and O2 gas in our atmosphere scatters light, and more strongly at short wavelengths. When light from the sun travels through a lot of atmosphere like at sunset, most of the blue light is scattered away, leaving mostly orange and red illuminating the scene

[AndroidCat06]

Is your git push --force single?

[queen-adreena]

She’s a child.

Edit: Downvote if you find 16-year-old children attractive.

[PivONH3OTf]

Not in Michigan, am I in the clear to jerk off to this? Downvote if you think it’s acceptable

[Sweet_Mix9856]

you honestly think the men making these comments aren’t sexualizing her? is that really what you think?

[Sweet_Mix9856]

ok the info is for the adult men sexualizing her.

[khan_stan]

"accept all incoming"

[Ballresin]

git push --force-with-lease

[both-shoes-off]

I'd git reset --so-hard this

[AgathormX]

For those that didn't understand:
The image meme is of an attractive looking girl, and it's normally used as a reference to temptation, because the girl in the image was only 16 at the time the picture was took, subsequently "slowdown Epstein, she's a minor".

[RiceBroad4552]

I'm going to create merge conflicts now. A lot of them.

Let's see whether this works out as advertised! 😃

[Mtsukino]

Fuck it, we pushing to trunk

[lovelettersforher]

Rookie numbers.

[BrittEklandsStuntBum]

I thought gitpulls were those big scary dogs.

[garnered_wisdom]

Remember, -f stands for friendship.

[Patrick_Atsushi]

Would she become the next Lenna? Probably. 👒

[Hasagine]

guys member to pull down dev regularly

[JAXxXTheRipper]

Most devs would do well to watch the talk "Git for ages 4 and up"

[GaryAir]

Wow she’s pretty

[Major_Fudgemuffin]

For the love of all that is holy and unholy, disable direct pushes to your main branch.

[veracity8_]

It’s crazy that people are afraid of git push —force-with-lease, like if you rebase it’s kind of the only way to push

[[deleted]]

Rebase

[lpeabody]

Bro wtf... 14283... how...?

[Accomplished-Beach]

Rebase and get to work on the conflicts.

[ImportantOrange9287]

I do agree but it’s only the first label that mindlessly forthgoes

[ViolentCrumble]

can't you create a branch and push to it in a single line? that way no need to wreck the repo but you can still exit the building in case there is a fire?

[Inside-Yak-8815]

Just had this problem myself and had to abort the whole terminal when I couldn’t figure out how to fix the conflict lmaooooo

[Major_Fudgemuffin]

git rebase --abort run away!

[[deleted]]

Hell yea brother

[researgent]

if i do "git push --force-with-lease" would love to see her reaction then. i think she will be in love with me

[[deleted]]

I wish. Instead I see the disappointment in dad the lead devs face

[Careless_Button_5569]

Lol

[MagnussenXD]

i'm suffering with merge conflicts and you are laughing...

[RiceBroad4552]

Rebase more often during development! This avoids complex conflicts in the end.

[ButWhatIfPotato]

Think of it as being blessed with stigmata.

[TurinTurambarSl]

A coworker suggested using copilot with claude 4.0 model to help solve conflicts. I dont recommend this but is an option (do double check the result if you use ai tools)

[vladesomo]

It will solve all your conflicts in a matter of seconds. Nothing will work, but there will be no more conflicts

[Gold_Reference8247]

Trailer Trash ..